Not doubting you, hope you made enough to buy a mew gpu

how much did you make and which shitcoin?

My gpu doesn't even have an external power connector

It's running at 50W

Garlicoin

@Shrimpf wtf is footsies

A garlic bread based currency, courtesy of reddit

is it some normie heterosexual thing

worse

its a foot fetish thing

I can't buy the T I P P because I ordered 2 flashlights yesterday

fug

Gotto sell more coins

you should buy TiPS <:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

Transjugular intrahepatic portosystemic shunt?

f-fedoracoin

i happend to know a d-developer

😡

No shilling for your bf

@transience is in on the scam

he is my gf if at all

fuk crypto

Please

we re quite open about it @johnfrum

first day, sold 3 coins for 1 usd ea

I know you would be a bottom

second day, morning, sold 4 for 1.5 ea

same second day, evening, sold 3 for 2.25 ea

now they're 1 ea

no, we are like... both bottoms

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

@Sapharanth so you made at least 10$?

damn

life of a bitcoin millionaire

how to get into crypto?

maybe we can get our dev friend to hack us some

I made 13 dollas

i heard he makes the blockchain

Be willing to gamble a lot of money. Preferably not yours

which ise one T I P P

I remember when I was a NEET in the summer, making money purely off crypto and exploiting free bets on gambling websites and everyone was so triggered by it

Why would anyone get triggered by making money thay doesnt even really screw other people over

faggots help me find the rest of this image

I work but I'm having a hard time convincing myself I need another flashlight, acquired by my hard-acquired money

idk but people get so triggered whenever crypto is mentioned

Why would you like the rest of the image

@Julian there is none, its a headshot stock photo

LIES

I was able to fund three months of NEETdom without ever leaving my room though <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

I would never lie to you baby

not that I would do it again

Oh neat

Why not?

https://youtu.be/A4CofbOiKj0

@transience its kinda your own fault that you re slacking around. you have one of the biggest minds of the new crypto generation to your side and dont take advantage

it was mainly exploiting free incentives on gambling sites that sustained me and you do need to put in a couple of hours each time, as if it were a full-time job

So you were self employed

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

drives you insane after a while

you could say that

I mean, if it reliably makes money I domt see what the difference is between spending 8 hours a day moving boxes or clicking free bets or trading coin

you could be plotting rn but instead you re complaining in a cantonese sweatshop exploitation chatroom

@transience you could be the boss in a electricity-theft-from-aus-private-school scheme but no

it did made me <:thenk:329322130804047872> about how I would cope with an actual code monkey job

you re mr. nothing-borderline-illegal nice guy

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

@BIRDzone Its rubbing feet

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

if filling in boxes and clicking some boxes was a chore, I sort of doubt that drowining in code all day would be all that appealing <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Against each other

Like endearing

@transience You use your brain more, I guess

When you cuddle and rub feet

Are you a virgin

@Shrimpf that question is considered rude around here

😂

@JHWH want to plot a secret mass mining in a south german middle school???

touching feet does fuckin nothing to me

so its weird to hear that

we can work together with my autistic australian crypto pontiff

Its not foot fetishism

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

Usually its a sign of wanting the D tho

that's ultra hetero

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@JHWH i'll sit here and watch the miner stats, you go around spreading it with your usb drive at night

there are HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS to be made

Pregnancy

I could even pay you by 2025

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

you promise?

i swear on daddy's bitcoin portfolio

alright, but i need a new mac first

oh shit

mum didnt buy me the 2017 15 inch macbook pro with touchbar

operation called off

😦

pls donate to my kikestarter so i can buy a 2012 mbp xdddd

well mum gets a new one each year and uses the old ones as paperweights but i have to cope with this shit macbook air and dont get a new 2018 this year

😡

please dont dapple post

I have never met this person but he already infuriates me

@transience So you're being a legit neet or what

I havenąt been following everyone's blog posts lately

he goes to school in London now

@Sapharanth are u a pole

The fucking á sold me out

I was a legit NEET for 3 months, depending on whether you consider what I did to be working

ąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąąą

I wish i could have talked to drunkposting sad transiance

ĄĄĄĄĄĄĄ

now I'm just /unifeels/

/stemfeels/

/stemfeels/ the /worstfeels/

Some retarded school for adults or cool leg

@johnfrum despite never having to come in touch with him you can spot the dapple posts pretty good

https://i.imgur.com/DPF06CA.jpg
Feelsbadman

I think all of you are too nice for such sillyness

or at least depressed enough to not say it outright

@Sapharanth uni is basically a place for """adults""" to act like retards so I guess you could say that <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

@johnfrum#8811 What do you mean?

@transience Well at least you'll get your papers'n'shit

@Sapharanth ?

@johnfrum#8811 [00:42] johnfrum: I think all of you are too nice for such sillyness
[00:42] johnfrum: or at least depressed enough to not say it outright

What were you referring to?

@transience I'm not familiar with USA schooling system, save for school shootings, but if it;s the same as here you'll have fun and maybe even land a nice job

The latter is less likely, though

@JHWH how do you feel when you realise that brad the management student is too busy partying and driving around thots in his bmw while you as a STEM grad will forever be confined to an office cubicle, feeling helpless whilst a white collar 9-5 consumes your soul and the only thing you can do is live with it <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

syntax error

nullpointerexception

indexoutofboundexception

syntaxerror

syntaxerror

indexoutofbounds

stop

float cannot be cast to int

syntax error

syntax error

Your misery peaks out at least

😖

invalid type

integer cannot be cast to string

>management student

nullpointerexception

>edits powerpoints all day :)^

imagine this being your job for the next decade and beyond @JHWH

>gets virgin interns to do it

Oh yeah I should go to Excel school

Cant even think like brad
sad

@transience i-i am not a code monkey

im not a code monkey

im a code artisan

i will be m-meaningfull

you study machine learning

@Sapharanth excel is hardd

@Shrimpf french people suck xd

https://stackoverflow.com/jobs/139662/senior-full-stack-magician-avant8-pty-ltd

which makes you a mathematical code monkey

im a full stack magacian

@JHWH

I
AM
A
HUMAN
BEING

https://youtu.be/sn7bEVnFlds

Ik, powerpoint is kiddy business

@transience i still have the dream of working in a coffee shop with qt hipster pixie cut girls

im gonna make it

it's not like there is silver lining with a CS degree either

you can be my middle-class-larp customer

if I don't become a software dev, then my other choice would be doing sysadmin stuff

the diff between the two is being told to fuck myself by computers or being told to fuck myself by humans

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

not counting disputes with management

I'll have E12 and E13 certs in a year's time

Then I'm gonna go fuck myself and go work in a warehouse

@transience Could always go into politics and get told to fuck yourself by everyone

you know what, if I decide that I don't want a job in this field, I can just become an overqualified coffee pourer, which at least sounds comfy

Get into embed systems/microcontrollers, you're still getting fucked by machines, but humans take you serious when you say "not possible/not in that timeframe"

@johnfrum#8811 that is quite true <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Yea boss is gonna fuck with arduino and the uhh esp8266

And he wants my help

So ez experience

Fucker wanted me to drive to his locatoin

Said I don't have a car

But the truth is

I do

can there be anything more comfy than being a artisan beer brewer startup ceo with multiple stem degrees?

eh if I don't want to becom a programmer

i'll prob just do a stats masters and find sometihn in that

$$$ though

@JHWH being artisan coffee roaster with multiple liberal arts degrees

yea

theres actually a pretty decent bottle shop near

im tempted to wlak in

but my wallet will cry

chink > bottles ?

how much do you pay for accommodation per academic year in huddersfield?

payin 110p/w atm

so 4400?

i could have stayed somewhere for 70p/w but this is litreally 5 min walk to uni

🤷

other was like 15/20

richfags 🤢

p ?

per week

£6418 per academic year, about £150 per week

in surrey

i can get a studio flat for that lol

london tier prices

im tempted

i stayed for 50gbp/w in birmingham ghetto ☺

theres a craft brewery here

lol

120€/w middle sized city Germany :/

also a coffee roaster weirdly

I live in a small commuter town so no hipster stuff here, other than three dedicated vape shops <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

>pays london prices

and if you don't count the usual coffeee shops

>has to live in town with pretty much othing

london prices without the benefits of london <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

>doesnt even have london busses :^)

well, there is a direct train into waterloo

and to get to richmond is like 15 mins

but nothing to do in the town itself because it's just full of commuters

yea

the trains r pretty good

@JHWH >just brew beer and you can make money
lmao, you missed that train by ateast 10 years

No ome is impressed by addimg meme hops into everything anymore

im not living in the us

beer brewing is a strong economy here

So is it here, market is saturated as fuck tho

i dont want a rich life

just a comfy life

Bankruptcy is not comfy

again, i am not living in the us

bankruptcy is pretty much impossible here

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

neetbux give you a flat, social security and the like

I even get the full London tier loan because surrey is so posh and expensive, despite not being within the boundaries of greater london

If your company folds you need to pay back unless you want to be permaneet

@JHWH so you want to be r9k's model NEET? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA

I just masturbated and slept when I was a NEET, I'm not sure r9k is being honest

i just played cs go tbh

a yummy treat