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2018-01-14 20:35:02 UTC

I think I've done that too

2018-01-14 20:35:03 UTC

Shrimp btfo

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but havent really realised

2018-01-14 20:35:15 UTC

But im breaking all the records here

2018-01-14 20:35:24 UTC

What is longest time not eating meat?

2018-01-14 20:36:15 UTC

i've done more than 2 weeks i think

2018-01-14 20:36:20 UTC

woops

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so you're welcome to try

2018-01-14 20:36:34 UTC

heres the link I wanted to post

2018-01-14 20:37:06 UTC

Wow

2018-01-14 20:37:18 UTC

2 weeks is pretty impressive

2018-01-14 20:37:27 UTC

Were you fat before it?

2018-01-14 20:37:58 UTC

no

2018-01-14 20:38:04 UTC

i was never fat

2018-01-14 20:38:28 UTC

he a slimboye

2018-01-14 20:38:55 UTC

>Ask my girlfriend how she feels about the Balkans

2018-01-14 20:39:00 UTC

>Get a rant on Kosovo

2018-01-14 20:39:06 UTC

What have I done

2018-01-14 20:39:07 UTC

@fedora i havent eaten meat this year so far!

2018-01-14 20:39:21 UTC

your nofap is much more impressive though tbh

2018-01-14 20:39:52 UTC

Wow are you going for a whole year???

2018-01-14 20:40:11 UTC

im gonna try at least

2018-01-14 20:40:16 UTC

are you going for whole year of no fap?

2018-01-14 20:40:23 UTC

I dont think so

2018-01-14 20:40:27 UTC

Thats retarded

2018-01-14 20:40:29 UTC

nomeat is much easier than nofap

2018-01-14 20:40:42 UTC

nofap allows intercourse though

2018-01-14 20:40:59 UTC

I will still like to masturbate in shower

2018-01-14 20:41:07 UTC

What do you faggots do in shower???

2018-01-14 20:41:12 UTC

shower

2018-01-14 20:41:19 UTC

shower

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and stretch

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ever fart in the shower

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and want to die immediately afterwards

2018-01-14 20:42:14 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-01-14 20:42:22 UTC

im doing that 24/7

2018-01-14 20:42:25 UTC

but without farting

2018-01-14 20:42:28 UTC

yes, but that's just because i always want to die

2018-01-14 20:42:34 UTC

first

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bitch

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<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

2018-01-14 20:43:32 UTC

sui pact?

2018-01-14 20:43:45 UTC

thats gay

2018-01-14 20:44:17 UTC

you kill youself with another "man", people will assume you're gay lovers

2018-01-14 20:44:29 UTC

that killed themselves because society wouldnt accept your love

2018-01-14 20:44:42 UTC

>Ask girlfriend if she feels Serbian or Croatian
>"I don't think Croatia should exist to begin with."

2018-01-14 20:44:46 UTC

What did she mean by this

2018-01-14 20:44:54 UTC

Liberal btw

2018-01-14 20:45:17 UTC

real arts degree hours

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fucking arts people

2018-01-14 20:45:56 UTC

i think it shouldn't be a problem jackie

2018-01-14 20:46:01 UTC

there are more young men than women

2018-01-14 20:46:05 UTC

statistics are on our side

2018-01-14 20:46:16 UTC

what is that even supposed to mean

2018-01-14 20:46:34 UTC

statistically it's more probable that two men killed themselves than two women

2018-01-14 20:46:50 UTC

under the age of uhhh

2018-01-14 20:46:52 UTC

39 i think

2018-01-14 20:46:55 UTC

yeah, but that doesnt make it any less gay

2018-01-14 20:47:06 UTC

triple sui pact?

2018-01-14 20:47:18 UTC

that just makes it EXTRA gay

2018-01-14 20:47:24 UTC

that makes it a crowd

2018-01-14 20:47:33 UTC

no, that makes it a threesome

2018-01-14 20:47:42 UTC

a crowd is like, 10 people

2018-01-14 20:47:50 UTC

5-9 is a group

2018-01-14 20:48:01 UTC

so we need to convince more people

2018-01-14 20:48:13 UTC

i will ask any of my neighbors if they would want to kill themselves in a group

2018-01-14 20:48:25 UTC

lets start a gofundme campaign

2018-01-14 20:48:56 UTC

"help us set up a campaign to publicize our group suicide pact so that we don't look gay when we do it"

2018-01-14 20:49:23 UTC

@Shrimpf ask her about tesla

2018-01-14 20:49:43 UTC

the company or the man?

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the man

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duh

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if he was so smart, how come he's dead?

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Atheists: 0

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Dog people: 1

2018-01-14 20:52:56 UTC

gangbang suicide pact <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-14 21:04:00 UTC

tfw your football team gets BTFO

2018-01-14 21:04:11 UTC

tfw you spent the entire last week talking shit

2018-01-14 21:05:59 UTC

TESLA WAS CROATIAN

2018-01-14 21:06:02 UTC

TESLA WAS SERBIAN

2018-01-14 21:06:06 UTC

TESLA WAS FRENCH

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πŸ₯–

2018-01-14 21:06:23 UTC

tesla was albanian

2018-01-14 21:06:26 UTC

!!!!!!

2018-01-14 21:06:37 UTC

TESLA WAS KOSOVAR

2018-01-14 21:06:45 UTC

tell her that and watch your head seperate from your whole body

2018-01-14 21:06:46 UTC

ALEXANDER WAS MACEDONIAN

2018-01-14 21:07:02 UTC

tesla was actually an alien from the future

2018-01-14 21:07:06 UTC

fucking brainlets

2018-01-14 21:07:13 UTC

Portugal

2018-01-14 21:07:14 UTC

More like

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POORTUGAL

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Forgettable Spain

2018-01-14 21:07:22 UTC

boom

2018-01-14 21:07:34 UTC

well, as long as we're not spain

2018-01-14 21:16:34 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/402209402620477450/33afae8137c54fbd716206b25a23b13b.png

2018-01-14 21:17:30 UTC

BIG

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BOOTY

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BITCHES

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DELET

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/402210943473418240/Screenshot_2018-01-14-22-13-19-537_com.discord.png

2018-01-14 21:31:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/402213090290171906/20171230_070816.png

2018-01-14 21:31:36 UTC

>He doesn't suck dick ironically

2018-01-14 21:35:25 UTC

if you were sucking dick ironically you's have said "i'm "sucking" dick"

2018-01-14 21:35:39 UTC

but you said "im sucking "dick""

2018-01-14 21:35:42 UTC

Have you sucked dick?

2018-01-14 21:35:45 UTC

Don't think so

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so what the fuck were you sucking

2018-01-14 21:35:51 UTC

So who knows better you or me?

2018-01-14 21:35:54 UTC

you dont know my life

2018-01-14 21:35:56 UTC

feminine penis

2018-01-14 21:36:03 UTC

stop bullying me for not having sucked dick

2018-01-14 21:36:04 UTC

Did you just admit to sucking dick

2018-01-14 21:36:20 UTC

no, but it's rude of you to just assume i didn't

2018-01-14 21:36:28 UTC

I'm sorry

2018-01-14 21:36:33 UTC

sorry for what

2018-01-14 21:36:50 UTC

For assuming that you've never sucked dick

2018-01-14 21:36:55 UTC

ou daddy taught us to never be ashamed of our dicks

2018-01-14 21:37:04 UTC

mmmmmMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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especially since they're such good size and all

2018-01-14 21:37:10 UTC

I see that

2018-01-14 21:37:15 UTC

Daddy gave you good advice

2018-01-14 21:37:24 UTC

it gets bigger when i pull on it

2018-01-14 21:37:28 UTC

MmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmm

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bigger

2018-01-14 21:37:30 UTC

you idiot

2018-01-14 21:37:55 UTC

sometimes, i pull on it so hard, i rip the skin

2018-01-14 21:39:03 UTC

>its not gachi

2018-01-14 21:39:07 UTC

🐱

2018-01-14 21:39:52 UTC

Do girls watch gay porn like we watch lesbians

2018-01-14 21:39:52 UTC

>not being subscribed to the bad gay porn acting fan club

2018-01-14 21:40:03 UTC

πŸ€”

2018-01-14 21:40:38 UTC

im sure some do

2018-01-14 21:40:53 UTC

youre the one with a gf

2018-01-14 21:40:57 UTC

you tell us

2018-01-14 21:40:58 UTC

Ill ask

2018-01-14 21:41:27 UTC

my gf doesnt

2018-01-14 21:41:36 UTC

Only yaoi

2018-01-14 21:41:51 UTC

translate that into a proper language pls

2018-01-14 21:42:29 UTC

manga porn

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with gays

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so gay hentai

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Ye

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are there no other specifics to yaoi?

2018-01-14 21:43:33 UTC

tfw ywn do mutual dick sucking with your brother like terry

2018-01-14 21:43:35 UTC

why live

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no yaoi is just gay

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aight

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pure gay, just like 🦐

2018-01-14 21:45:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/402216593582587905/gayshrimp.png

2018-01-14 21:47:00 UTC

🦐 πŸ”œ 🍀

2018-01-14 21:54:54 UTC

NO

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this one is better

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actual shooting

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<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

2018-01-14 21:56:22 UTC

ytho

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morbid curiosity

2018-01-14 21:58:40 UTC

my favourite remains the electric one with automatic disposal tho

2018-01-14 21:58:54 UTC

⚑ 🐭 ⚑ πŸ’€

2018-01-14 22:07:17 UTC

amn

2018-01-14 22:07:34 UTC

Blew up his fucking rat head

2018-01-14 22:09:06 UTC

Canada is Australia 2.0

2018-01-14 22:10:12 UTC

damn that was nice

2018-01-14 22:10:13 UTC

I need a gun

2018-01-14 22:12:06 UTC

>French
>Gun

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<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

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πŸ₯–

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use this

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BRAP

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r00d

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Its ibs farts

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πŸ˜”

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shrimp do you have a fart fetish

2018-01-14 22:19:19 UTC

🐈🐱🐈🐱🐈🐱

2018-01-14 22:20:33 UTC

No!

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Weirdo!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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new exurb1a video

2018-01-14 23:01:53 UTC

for few hours now

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m8

2018-01-14 23:03:26 UTC

my eyes hurt

2018-01-14 23:04:01 UTC

Fucking smoke

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shit

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fuck

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fuck

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fuckiung

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shit

2018-01-14 23:10:32 UTC

i wait two days every time I take weed and even this isn't enough to prevent brain zaps

2018-01-14 23:10:34 UTC

why

2018-01-14 23:16:08 UTC

What are brain zaps

2018-01-14 23:28:19 UTC

i want to stop

2018-01-14 23:28:25 UTC

it's like

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very unconfortable sensation of electric shocks inisde your skull

2018-01-14 23:29:35 UTC

i had serotonin syndrome once and I got them

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it was terrible

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and now they apparently happen when I smoke weed

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😭

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ye i hate those

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Real druggie hours

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Druggies are fucking degenerates

2018-01-14 23:38:04 UTC

don't get me wrong, it should be LEGAL to do drugs, it isn't the government's business to say what you can't put into your own body

2018-01-14 23:38:19 UTC

but the people who choose to do drugs are, by and large, lesser people

2018-01-14 23:41:11 UTC

Of course it's the business of government what you put in your body

2018-01-14 23:41:35 UTC

Citizens pay taxes to contribute to welfare, why should my cash go to some degenerate who has only himself to blame for taking drugs for 20 years?

2018-01-14 23:41:37 UTC

You better be joking, commie bitch

2018-01-14 23:41:50 UTC

I'm not a commie, I'm a nationalist

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You faggot

2018-01-14 23:42:02 UTC

Drug tests for welfare. Boom, Done

2018-01-14 23:42:05 UTC

we both win

2018-01-14 23:42:11 UTC

I wish they would do that

2018-01-14 23:42:27 UTC

So many leechers here in Norway

2018-01-14 23:42:42 UTC

I live in a Blue state of the USA, believe me, I know

2018-01-14 23:43:56 UTC

i support drug tests for welfare TBH

2018-01-14 23:44:00 UTC

>but muh freedoms

2018-01-14 23:44:21 UTC

You should have the freedom to ruin your body

2018-01-14 23:44:33 UTC

and other people should have the freedom to not foot the bill for it

2018-01-14 23:45:24 UTC

drug users are cancer

2018-01-14 23:47:22 UTC

you're cancer

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But you are demonstrably less bearable than any non-drug user here

2018-01-14 23:51:38 UTC

At least Deets was unbearable in a lovable kind of way

2018-01-14 23:51:44 UTC

COME BACK @DEETS

2018-01-14 23:55:07 UTC

I mean I'm fine with drug addicts as long as they only affect their own lives and not others

2018-01-14 23:55:26 UTC

That's not always the case, sadly

2018-01-15 00:05:16 UTC
2018-01-15 00:05:24 UTC

What

2018-01-15 00:05:42 UTC

why are half the chinks theives and the other halves super kind <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-01-15 00:07:38 UTC

because the other half are off duty

2018-01-15 00:07:42 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-15 00:21:49 UTC

@Pawp Why did you have to @ me to ask that question

2018-01-15 00:22:00 UTC

STOP FUCKING @ ing PEOPLE FOR STUPID SHIT

2018-01-15 00:22:09 UTC

im not @ing randoms

2018-01-15 00:22:11 UTC

im @ing you

2018-01-15 00:22:24 UTC

You are always angryposting its sad

2018-01-15 00:22:27 UTC

@Matthew hi qt

2018-01-15 00:22:32 UTC

Pawp, I will rape you.

2018-01-15 00:22:36 UTC
2018-01-15 00:22:44 UTC

@Matthew what if im into that

2018-01-15 00:22:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/402256311837917196/vcg983U.jpg

2018-01-15 00:23:19 UTC

@NiceBear I've had about 300 kcal today, and it's dinner time. Chicken thigh and some alfredo noodles. Should come in well under TDEE

2018-01-15 00:23:30 UTC

i should count my calories

2018-01-15 00:23:32 UTC

or just die

2018-01-15 00:23:42 UTC

Choose the latter

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