1 foot = 30.48

1 foot /30.48 = 30.48 / 30.48

0.0328084 ft = 1cm

174 x 1 cm

why not use cm like everyone else in the world

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Oh I'm 5'8?

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Tfw not cute smoll boy

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Spaqin is a lanklet

How fat are you @BIRDzone

idk

pretty average

Lies

lol dude

I don't weigh myself regularly

Pantsize

RIGHT NOW

@Shrimpf you re the fatty. I am 13cm taller and only 7kg more

if I only knew????

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well I guess it's muscles then

Because I got a six pack

That's what not having friends and lifting every single day does to a person

Maybe I should drop more weight

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My pants size is 38

just checked and same actually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm-cIP3J7rA
me irl

either 38 or 40 depends on a brand

36-38 here

I have a very small waist

Sadly I have a huge chest for some reason

big ass problems

People keep pointing it out

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Twink death

third beer 🍻

Well at least I'm not an Algerian like @Lynxoid

I'm guadeloupean you cunt

still waiting for packages from november <:chink:323022148870602752>

I never talked to someone from Basse

What an odd place to be form

Corsican girls are hot

But Guadelupe...

🤔

😠

guadeloupe superpower by 2020

Are you a little beaner

im fucking hungry what should I cook

Nothing

something quite fast to make

Work on that twink bod

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but im hongry

Please your bf

soy nuggies ☺

😫

☺

im eating cheese&turkey sandwhich

☺

Im eating othing

☺

I cant be assed to put on some clothes and get food

☺

it's fucking annoying isn't it?

cant u make something on your own

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pleb

square chest shrimp

typical chad

☺

SHUT UP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

or order

Dont make fun of my square chest

broad shoulders

CHADDDDDDDDDDD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Make curry

that's what femoids are looking for in a male

He's form Guadelupe

Not India

i can't take curry

This

try jap style curry

He'll shit himself

I speak from experience

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very mild but has a lot of the flavors

Can you handle lactose

I can't handle lactose either

nope

I can handle vodka

It actually helps

Too bad you live in Poland

alcohol makes it even worse actually

I get CBD oil for like 20 euros

And it lasts me months

In all cases?

You sure?

well vodka doesn't really help me with anything

Vodka makes me feel like shit the next day

But I have IBS-C

So its a better kind of feeling like shit

vodka is shit

Yes but I cant have beer

So its vodka or red wine

I'm gonna make pasta with chicken

gin/scotch

>pasta

Rip intestines

nah its alright

pasta 👌

Gluten free?

idk

i'm not sensitive to gluten

so its alright

>Tfw people make the soy joke but you need soy to cook

but soy is shit

why is it a joke anyway

soy makes your tits grow

its for people who cant eat real food smh

Because soy in extreme amounts causes lost of testosteron

REAL™ Food

no

In extreme amounts tho

In any case it's an open study

yeah loss of testo as in death

And we only have long-term overexposure

I knew a tranny who was putting soy on everything because he thought it's gonna make him less manly

We don't know the short-term effects

Kek

smh

There's no evidence for that yet

That's just like those studies where they feed lab rats literally nothing but hamburger meat, and when they get cancer and die, they're like "DOES MEAT CAUSE CANCER?!"

so he wasnt a tranny

if he was manly after all

Matthew damn

checkmate

No, nigga, having an awful one-ingredient diet causes cancer

Really made me think

BBBUT MEAT IS CANCER

Well if you expsoe someone to too much soy

And they have dropping test levels

bitch I don't have enough pasta

What causes it?

I'll just reheat pierogi

The truth is that we don't know

>pierogi

u can never have enuff pasta

Kurwa

frequent prostate orgasms

Send pierogi

morda chuju

!

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wait what

Prostate orgasms are better than normal orgasms

u have pierogi but not pasta?

You heard it here first

They really are

Dont knock it if you've never tried it

lowers yout T worse than soy

Definitely knock it, mang

You also empty your entire nutsack

as hard and fast as you can

Which is good for you

Exit only

piss is stored in balls

Because it demands of your body to clean itself

Learned this as a male nurse

The bonus is when you're done, you can jump up and fart on your nervous dog

Kek

@transience "roastie"

Here comes my bf

for real tho he's such an autistic larper

morning shrimp you gay cunt

Good morning ❤

If you've never pleased your prostate while masturbating

Go do that tonight

>look up potassium nitrate on aliexpress
>suggestion is instant cold packs

tfw I own multiple anal toys and never use them because prepping takes too much time

It does

cri

P-please no shoot doggo BATFE

Holy hell, you guys are sick

We need Allah

Time to blast some retrowave instead https://youtu.be/kyuY0GWqVKE?list=RDEM4niJULYgNDcIJd7gSb8sSw

You need Odin

Praise Odin :DDDD

I agree with Alfadir completely

GRRR why do you still believe in jesus

Anal toys wtf

what's wrong with em

>using toys

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absolutly unnatural

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leK2WkAHLYk

@Alfadir

Rare footage of you

Damn, where did you get it

It was on my private facebook

Kek

What's unnatural about deriving pleasure from your ass

ikr

lol

animals do it

too

I don't care what you do in private

it's natural

But why do you have to spread your filth everywhere

No, A Nice Bird

And appeal to nature is a silly argument

Murder is natural too

So is rape

it's only natural if it's not a synthetic toy but a penis

it may be natural but

>It's not natural
>Don't make naturalist claims!

is it as good as anal?

no

And it's not a naturalist claim

It's a claim towards build-in condiitoning

when i grow up i will also have anal sex :(

The anus feels good for a reason

actually

why won't @Windatica purge a lil bit here?

wat

Why don't you purge yourself, m8?

Gotta stay real quiet now

Kek

can you purge me ;_;

purge wut?

👋

end my sufferings

NOOOOOOO

purge me daddy 👅

😩

💦

Wind can feel free to purge the turbofaggot who was spamming selfies of his dick in <#189811441174446080> tho

👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋👋

Scientists have actually discovered that brain capacity plays a vital role in sexual behavior

Since animals are not as advanced as we are, anal is not natural to the human kingdom

inb4 "only brainlets don't prostate"

Guss I was wrong

tfw to smart for sex

:C

oh no