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2018-01-11 08:42:33 UTC

owo penis chan u cant get out? ;3

2018-01-11 08:42:41 UTC

Stop it

2018-01-11 08:42:44 UTC

I had phimosis

2018-01-11 08:43:07 UTC

Got circumcized

2018-01-11 08:43:09 UTC

Problem gone

2018-01-11 08:43:12 UTC

lmao

2018-01-11 08:43:30 UTC

I wonder what a foreskin is like

2018-01-11 08:43:45 UTC

I never had one functioning

2018-01-11 08:43:54 UTC

RIP

2018-01-11 08:43:57 UTC

comfy and snug

2018-01-11 08:44:08 UTC

can you pull it fully at all times

2018-01-11 08:44:11 UTC

does it retract at all times

2018-01-11 08:44:37 UTC

those are very specific questions ๐Ÿค”

2018-01-11 08:44:40 UTC

ur pp broke?

2018-01-11 08:44:52 UTC

foreskin is for wild animals, in a civilized world there is no need as we have underwear and pants, we are not african tribeman in cloth

2018-01-11 08:45:12 UTC

you live up to all the amerimutt memes

2018-01-11 08:45:20 UTC

simbly splendid <:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-01-11 08:45:24 UTC

no it was never properly working

2018-01-11 08:45:36 UTC

i mean it does two things well

2018-01-11 08:45:40 UTC

it pees and cums

2018-01-11 08:45:48 UTC

nice

2018-01-11 08:46:02 UTC

go eat baby foreskins deets

2018-01-11 08:46:11 UTC

thats what amerijews do right

2018-01-11 08:46:15 UTC

wave your gun around

2018-01-11 08:46:29 UTC

punch a nazi too

2018-01-11 08:46:52 UTC

orthodox right wing jew that strays from the core community

2018-01-11 08:47:14 UTC

whatar eyou even

2018-01-11 08:47:17 UTC

what

2018-01-11 08:47:56 UTC

Friend of mine is asking if I have rats, since I send a bunch of rodent killing videos.

2018-01-11 08:48:04 UTC

How do I explain that I just like seeing them get killed? ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-01-11 08:48:27 UTC

send him the rat castration

2018-01-11 08:49:27 UTC

early signs of a serial killer: feels enjoyment at the sight/action of small animals suffering

2018-01-11 08:49:51 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2018-01-11 08:50:12 UTC

Theres no retracting

2018-01-11 08:50:33 UTC

It looks erect at all times

2018-01-11 08:50:42 UTC

wat

2018-01-11 08:50:44 UTC

rat?

2018-01-11 08:50:46 UTC

But flaccid

2018-01-11 08:50:53 UTC

Circumcized benis

2018-01-11 08:51:24 UTC

i was talking about foreskin in a properly working beniz

2018-01-11 08:51:27 UTC

got fucking cebulled

2018-01-11 08:52:21 UTC

>2018, not having foreskin

2018-01-11 08:52:45 UTC

DELET

2018-01-11 08:52:54 UTC

I had phimosis

2018-01-11 08:52:58 UTC

having your foreskin intact is gr8

2018-01-11 08:53:12 UTC

Let me compare

2018-01-11 08:53:14 UTC

@Shrimpf Stretching exercises, m'boy.

2018-01-11 08:53:16 UTC

unless you're uncleanly

2018-01-11 08:53:16 UTC

kinda wish i had foreskin though, now that i think about it, its more of a transformation, butterfly like experiences, where a penis truly blooms out of its cocoon

2018-01-11 08:53:25 UTC

wow

2018-01-11 08:53:31 UTC

N O I C E

2018-01-11 08:53:34 UTC

...

2018-01-11 08:53:37 UTC

It's more like a mole peeking out, @deets#8637.

2018-01-11 08:53:42 UTC

@deets#8637

2018-01-11 08:53:44 UTC

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

2018-01-11 08:54:22 UTC

foreskins are great and christian and good

2018-01-11 08:54:30 UTC

Yes.

2018-01-11 08:58:59 UTC

Delet

2018-01-11 09:11:38 UTC

wow current gdq stream is some high level soyboy

2018-01-11 09:13:38 UTC

agdq stands for awesome games done queer @iโ—‹bas

2018-01-11 09:25:31 UTC

It didn't used to be like this. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-01-11 09:37:19 UTC

>SSD is kept in place with fucking cardboard

2018-01-11 09:37:23 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2018-01-11 09:37:32 UTC

What person molested my thinkpad

2018-01-11 09:38:03 UTC

This would work in a T430 right?

2018-01-11 09:38:52 UTC

With an SSD

2018-01-11 09:41:36 UTC

think so

2018-01-11 09:42:11 UTC

Alright

2018-01-11 09:42:17 UTC

I'll get that one then

2018-01-11 09:44:54 UTC

This one so I can get it tomorrow or something

2018-01-11 09:45:53 UTC

link no work

2018-01-11 09:46:01 UTC

oh nvm

2018-01-11 09:46:03 UTC

took a while

2018-01-11 09:46:52 UTC

Would it work?

2018-01-11 09:47:00 UTC

_stabs shrimp_

2018-01-11 09:47:03 UTC

Its more expensive

2018-01-11 09:47:05 UTC

AAAAH

2018-01-11 09:47:07 UTC

I got stabbed

2018-01-11 09:47:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/400948749892976640/IMG_20180111_104623_HDR.jpg

2018-01-11 09:47:15 UTC

just like a good frenchie

2018-01-11 09:47:15 UTC

wtf

2018-01-11 09:47:17 UTC

wtf is that

2018-01-11 09:47:26 UTC

This person is insane

2018-01-11 09:47:32 UTC

I am not turning it on again

2018-01-11 09:47:32 UTC

what kind of nig nog does that

2018-01-11 09:47:43 UTC

Until I get that caddy

2018-01-11 09:47:56 UTC

This thing is not going on

2018-01-11 09:47:58 UTC

did u buy this used

2018-01-11 09:48:02 UTC

Ye

2018-01-11 09:48:05 UTC

rip

2018-01-11 09:48:16 UTC

Its fixable but wew

2018-01-11 09:48:22 UTC

poorfags buying thinkpads used smh

2018-01-11 09:48:23 UTC

>not buying good stuff

2018-01-11 09:48:28 UTC

What kind of nigger does this

2018-01-11 09:48:39 UTC

Some IT ghetto nigger

2018-01-11 09:48:49 UTC

the /g/way

2018-01-11 09:48:55 UTC

Can I buy that caddy?

2018-01-11 09:49:00 UTC

I cant even look at it

2018-01-11 09:49:11 UTC

I need that caddy or I'll die

2018-01-11 09:49:37 UTC

There's too much evil in the world

2018-01-11 09:49:39 UTC

@Shrimpf is this the hard disk slot? the caddy you linked is only for substituting an optical drive

2018-01-11 09:49:48 UTC

Eh, the cardboard stuffing is fine.

2018-01-11 09:50:28 UTC

Bunch of prissy fucking normies in here, needing """"proper"""" drive caddies.

2018-01-11 09:50:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/400949578503028736/IMG_20180111_105018_HDR.jpg

2018-01-11 09:50:53 UTC

have you maxxed the ram and CPU

2018-01-11 09:51:26 UTC
2018-01-11 09:51:35 UTC

I was about to install the I7

2018-01-11 09:51:52 UTC

I would buy a thinkpad but i like le vidya games

2018-01-11 09:52:02 UTC

And 16g of ram

2018-01-11 09:52:23 UTC

you need a hard drive cover not a caddy

2018-01-11 09:52:30 UTC

Alright famas

2018-01-11 09:52:47 UTC

the caddy goes in instead of optical, when you want to have several disks

2018-01-11 09:53:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/400950305073922058/IMG_20180111_105315_HDR.jpg

2018-01-11 09:53:24 UTC

This thing

2018-01-11 09:53:46 UTC

Which by the way fucking snipped in half almost from how much force he put behind it to screw it in

2018-01-11 09:54:06 UTC

Had to replace it too, Ali is taking a bit tho

2018-01-11 09:54:27 UTC

fixed the link. does it work?

2018-01-11 09:55:28 UTC

@Shrimpf you need this

2018-01-11 09:55:58 UTC

>.de

2018-01-11 09:56:14 UTC

I speak German

2018-01-11 09:56:18 UTC

So he's not off

2018-01-11 09:56:29 UTC

We learn German in the Netherlands

2018-01-11 09:56:41 UTC

besides i only wanted to show what is needed

2018-01-11 09:58:09 UTC

do they teach you faggotry in the netherlands too

2018-01-11 09:58:15 UTC

or is that inherited

2018-01-11 09:58:18 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-11 09:58:20 UTC

No, cute boys do

2018-01-11 09:58:39 UTC
2018-01-11 09:58:43 UTC

you slut

2018-01-11 09:58:48 UTC

Can I keep using this setup

2018-01-11 09:58:54 UTC

Or will it really fuck me up

2018-01-11 09:59:03 UTC

I bought the set

2018-01-11 09:59:10 UTC

But it wont be in for at least a week

2018-01-11 10:00:09 UTC

@fuckthapolice I am no slut!!!!!

2018-01-11 10:00:23 UTC

The slut is you?????

2018-01-11 10:00:25 UTC

>soyboy frenchie

2018-01-11 10:00:26 UTC

>slut

2018-01-11 10:00:38 UTC

shrimp soy slut poopy

2018-01-11 10:00:40 UTC

I only fugged 5 ppl in my life

2018-01-11 10:00:45 UTC

4 of them grills

2018-01-11 10:00:58 UTC

haha fagot

2018-01-11 10:01:05 UTC

What

2018-01-11 10:01:11 UTC

You son basterd bicb

2018-01-11 10:01:21 UTC

I kill you???

2018-01-11 10:01:27 UTC

with uur gayness ???

2018-01-11 10:04:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/400953018083966976/IMG_20180111_110347_HDR.jpg

2018-01-11 10:04:12 UTC

At least this looks ok

2018-01-11 10:09:07 UTC

what is that anemic cooling ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-11 10:09:14 UTC

cool-lets btfo ๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-11 10:09:44 UTC

@Shrimpf if it doesnt put too much pressure on the disk or it doesnt rattle around, its fine

2018-01-11 10:10:41 UTC

just dont fling your laptop around too much

2018-01-11 10:22:09 UTC

Cant get the plastic cover off

2018-01-11 10:22:10 UTC

Kek

2018-01-11 10:22:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/400957645600587776/IMG_20180111_112225_HDR.jpg

2018-01-11 10:22:39 UTC

These are a fucking killer

2018-01-11 10:23:46 UTC

Bitch to remove

2018-01-11 10:25:46 UTC

Cant get it off

2018-01-11 10:25:48 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-11 10:25:52 UTC

Is thar a

2018-01-11 10:25:59 UTC

Thinkpad computer

2018-01-11 10:26:04 UTC

Y assss

2018-01-11 10:26:10 UTC

I like acer more

2018-01-11 10:26:41 UTC

acer predator bvest computer !1

2018-01-11 10:26:56 UTC

Acer make better laptop than think pad lol

2018-01-11 10:43:17 UTC

If you fags wonder where I went

2018-01-11 10:43:36 UTC

The original owner fucking smeared thermal paste all over the heatsink and the CPU

2018-01-11 10:43:56 UTC

Even after replacing it for the I7 the whole thing was covered

2018-01-11 10:48:09 UTC

Turk power makes best laptop u stink dog

2018-01-11 10:48:54 UTC

What???

2018-01-11 10:49:02 UTC

I kill you??????

2018-01-11 10:57:39 UTC

stpid frenchie i stab ur oranges

2018-01-11 10:57:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/400966566138609674/wHc0a02NPsZesjJEp5melagSVigFM1i35rCOpdZOU1E.png

2018-01-11 10:58:47 UTC

wtf thats so deep

2018-01-11 11:02:28 UTC

that so racist :C

2018-01-11 11:08:46 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-11 11:09:04 UTC

I have aw๐Ÿ‘ken

2018-01-11 11:10:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/400969825817591819/IMG_20180111_121046_HDR.jpg

2018-01-11 11:11:03 UTC

Here we go

2018-01-11 11:15:39 UTC

stinky

2018-01-11 11:15:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/400971025367433216/Screenshot_from_2018-01-11_12-11-45.png

2018-01-11 11:15:49 UTC

Keyboard still works too kek

2018-01-11 11:15:59 UTC

Accidentally ripped it a bit too hard out of the socket

2018-01-11 11:16:54 UTC

Wow not even a hi ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2018-01-11 11:17:30 UTC

H E L L O

2018-01-11 11:17:38 UTC

โ˜บ โ˜บ โ˜บ

2018-01-11 11:17:49 UTC

Shrimp do you have driving license

2018-01-11 11:18:32 UTC

No

2018-01-11 11:18:32 UTC

Kek

2018-01-11 11:18:47 UTC

o

2018-01-11 11:19:07 UTC

lol idiot

2018-01-11 11:19:11 UTC

i roadkilll u

2018-01-11 11:19:24 UTC

Nani????

2018-01-11 11:19:26 UTC

I will smash your mirrors

2018-01-11 11:19:32 UTC

wow, homosexuals truly do share similar brains as females

2018-01-11 11:19:34 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ผ

2018-01-11 11:19:34 UTC

I will smash the patriarchy

2018-01-11 11:19:47 UTC

I will smash the pussy ๐Ÿ˜

2018-01-11 11:19:48 UTC

What is that supposed to mean Deets

2018-01-11 11:19:56 UTC

ur a woman shrimp

2018-01-11 11:20:01 UTC

>caring for a hello

2018-01-11 11:20:02 UTC

I am of lady?????

2018-01-11 11:20:05 UTC

therefore not gay if we sex yes

2018-01-11 11:20:05 UTC

Lol kid #rekt

2018-01-11 11:20:16 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-11 11:20:23 UTC

Is masturbating gay?????????????????????????//

2018-01-11 11:20:26 UTC

Hello????

2018-01-11 11:20:36 UTC

No?????????ยฟ?????!

2018-01-11 11:20:50 UTC

Like, what?
XD?

2018-01-11 11:21:03 UTC

Non mais allรด quoi

2018-01-11 11:21:07 UTC

Je suis pas Google

2018-01-11 11:21:08 UTC

It is if you watch porn

2018-01-11 11:21:10 UTC

You cuck yourself

2018-01-11 11:21:18 UTC

.....

2018-01-11 11:21:21 UTC

Watching a stranger (man) please a woman

2018-01-11 11:21:22 UTC

.....

2018-01-11 11:21:25 UTC

.....

2018-01-11 11:21:29 UTC

.......

2018-01-11 11:21:30 UTC

Tervy is not amused!

2018-01-11 11:21:32 UTC

......

2018-01-11 11:21:42 UTC

....

2018-01-11 11:21:51 UTC

Is it gay if you watch BJ porn for both sides

2018-01-11 11:23:27 UTC

.....

2018-01-11 11:24:06 UTC

is female pov vr porn gay

2018-01-11 11:24:32 UTC

<:iosthink:328535776843268105>

2018-01-11 11:24:35 UTC

No its transexual

2018-01-11 11:24:41 UTC

Get your boobmeds out

2018-01-11 11:24:48 UTC

@fuckthapolice did you try porn on your vr yet

2018-01-11 11:25:37 UTC

yeah

2018-01-11 11:26:14 UTC

hard to find anything good though

2018-01-11 11:26:52 UTC
2018-01-11 11:27:05 UTC

how gay is that

2018-01-11 11:28:47 UTC

*Heteroflexible

2018-01-11 11:30:08 UTC

i also miss @Deleted User

2018-01-11 11:30:23 UTC

what happened to the fag that came up with the heterofleximble meme

2018-01-11 11:30:53 UTC

@fuckthapolice was it next level

2018-01-11 11:31:22 UTC

Wait what happened to tomoko

2018-01-11 11:31:29 UTC

im still trying to set it up right

2018-01-11 11:31:35 UTC

minimize the pixelization and shit

2018-01-11 11:31:39 UTC

but yeah was pretty cool

2018-01-11 11:31:50 UTC

Unlike u ehehehe...

2018-01-11 11:32:08 UTC

:C

2018-01-11 11:32:13 UTC

:)

2018-01-11 11:39:17 UTC
2018-01-11 11:39:19 UTC

He got banned

2018-01-11 11:39:26 UTC

came across this

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