so why do they think you a nazii

The teacher is a female so I included her shrug

I keep making Jew jokes and talk about the race war

can't imagine why they'd think you're a nazi

When your teacher mentions it to your mum you know you probably fucked up

maybe

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slib. The phrase - widely used in discussions of Internet security and uttered by Pius Thicknesse in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - is most commonly attributed to Joseph Goebbels in 1933.

Oh I thought you were in tertiary education

>I keep making Jew jokes and talk about the race war

good one

'he seems to have a serious thing with Nazis and Germany'

way to make yourself liked

lol

I already knew most of the people in the class tho

Humbert I read the same stackexchange post

Do they still do parent teacher interviews?

I'm friends with like a good 2/4 of them

Yeah

Two a year

Kek

lol

My dad always said all my teachers were retarded after meeting with them

my mother went to my history teacher to try to figure me out last year, he told her that i was his "project"

And my mum would get in arguments

and the other 1/2 think you are 4chan weirdo

supposedly he likes me but i got ejected from that class like 25 times

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for disruptive behavior

I get a credit towards a certificate 3 in information technology when I'm out of school so I can finish that shit in like 6 months and be fresh out of high school with a fucking first year uni level knowledge shit

wont mean shit if you dont have degree, good 4 u though

isn't first year uni basically high school shit

*if you don't have contacts

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shrug

It's something to put towards the uni admission

you can skip the intoductory/level 1 courses if you took the AP shit or can test out of it

Instead of 'year 12 faggot' it's 'year 12 faggot **with a cert 3**'

I'm taking IT, Computing Essentials (filler garbage), Modern History, Maths and English

Comfy
Fuckin
Year

I took 3 English subjects in my final year because I didn't want to study

he put him name behind lavabit, not protonmail

I'm forced to take Studies of Religion and that's shit and only one unit so I needed either Computing Essentials or Early Childhood Essentials

Guess which one everybody picked

Early Childhood

Wtf are these subjects

what is computing essentials about

"this is a computer"

like basic building repair networking etc

We had English math physics biology chemistry history classics and that was it

we have shit like Sports Coaching

It's in the curriculum

In your final year?

For the final two

Oh shit you meant

thats weird

Fuck I'm in Year 11

Next year is HSC and shit so no vidya

How is your grade for the year calculated? Tests throughout the year + a final exam?

4 tests

Either 15% for two and 35% for the others

I did Cambridge exams and we just had end of the year exams

Or 25 for all 4

It was fucking stressful

Everyone bummed around until the final term

My finals are in like 2 weeks

In year 12 some classes have a final work

Like you work on it all year and it's 100% of your grade

For shit like woodworking, design, music, etc

I did begginers music in my first year of high school

My school made it a requirement

I did the flute

I was fucking horrible

On the first day the teacher asked what was the difference between noise and music

I said music was organised sound

Everyone thought I was hot shit

Lmfao

It was a retarded class

We had to do some drum shit that like 5 people handed in

By the end of it I could play a few chords in the guitar

I play the alto sax in school band

Succsiphone

Do you slay all the band pussy?

Never practice, play like shit, conductor loves me

People don't understand his personality

Conductors are usually eccentric

He's very spiteful and his humor is wry

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1504306903721.png linux neckbearded manchildren on life support

Things that are not true for 100

Closed source best source goy

Tell me about Terry, why does he wear the cap?

he was born in it, molded by it.

fucking shitlibs

The Shasta did it to him

By brother said the Microsoft security certificate was garbage a couple years ago. Can't imagine they changed much.

<:palethink:328535816597012480> think I'll buy a car next year

>tfw gearbest don't sell cars

wtf dont @ me u cunks

Wait for the mi car

auris is bretty expensive. feels bad man

What country?

where I buy a car?

I actually hope they make some body kits for the memes

since I'm in goymany an audi a3 would be relatively cheap

A new one?

these fuckin traitors in politics killed most of the older cheaper cars through a bonus pay back like 10 years, then tax stuff and other regulations

They did the SAME FUCKING THING HERE

they want you to buy new cars

No tax on used cars here

Fucking international Jewry

You can buy Jap imports for cheap

he named the jew

What's the jail time for that in goymany?

at some point everything will become "/pol/ talk"

depends on your influence.

my dad had this old nissan micra. was top comfy car

http://i.4cdn.org/g/1504314746740.png

My mechanic likes it he says they're pretty reliable

inb4 half those "women" are traps

Half the cars in NZ are Jap imports

Last time I was over I got this chinky POS car that was loud as fuck if I wasn't in the city

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uncle of bro's wife has this shit-tier 2007 jaguar that's insanely loud past 100 km/h

awful car

Are my messages getting sent?

the meme of "good uk cars"

yes

Ah ok

Keep getting the failed to send message error

My EliteBook is already on when I put it to sleep

Intel me botnet?

Turns on without you touching it?

My work car's mileage

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https://www.gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_707560.html seems this is new

385000

holy shit

@Humbert
>mtk
into the trash it goes

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don't get all the mtk h8

if it's for normies then it doesn't matter much

you're on g

my mom has an S7 and wouldn't know how to open maps if her life depended on it

they're just fucking bad for anything but basic normie use

and even then they're still pretty bad

and there's very little ROMs for these devices

idk I would get one for "epyc lulz xD"

also my mum has an s7 and she can use it fine idk

she had a z3 compact and a nexus s before though

The problem is they're normally in cheap phones from smaller manufacturers that will drop support pretty quick and after that there are no custom ROMs available because they don't release the source code

and?

everything from android 5 still works

the people who give a shit about custom roms are like 0.001% of the market

sure

but for how long will it work

that's the problem

android 4.3 is useless now

4.4 is the minimum

how long until that shifts to 5.0

was there a 4.3?

yeah

4.0 - 4.1 - 4.2 - 4.3 - 4.4 - 5.0 - 5.1 - 6.0 - 6.1

you get the deal

<:alismirk:230784726615588865> buy iphone and you don't have to worry. good to go for 5 years

the forced upgrade stuff is shlomo tactics

im fine

i want a fucking file manager

My 13yo cousin is obsessed with getting an iPhone

Apple gets the mindshare early

I'll send a THOT patrol out right away

With ipads

it's a status symbol

all the thots I know have iPhones it's a fucking meme :^)

yeah but a couple years ago it was a normie status thing. like some business man and "successful people"

now it really is a degenerate thot device

literally this

my friend gets a $1000 mobile allowance from his company

all these fuckin dumb thots making selfies at weird angles in the bathroom n shit

he ordered an iPhone 7+ 128GB

he has ordered the OnePlus 5 8GB/128GB

and he's trading in the iPhone when it arrives

What

Why

Also did the OP5 jelly scroll

this motherfucker has gone from OnePlus One > S7 > Pixel > 7+ > OP5

he just keeps fucking returning them

Lol

Indecisive cuck

my dumb retarded cousin. she's an iphone thot and goes to the gym to train her ass (probably to twerk at refugees), and has this turk makeup. idk who came up with this shit. probably kim kardashian or some shit. she really needs the Oven

to uhm bake cookies ofcourse

meanwhile my cousin

becoming a lawyer

plays an instrument

Wew an iPhone 7 128gb that isn't parallel imported is 1300 kiwibux

85 ATAR

which is what I want to attempt to get

85 atar?

so I can get into an IT Advanced course at uni

it's a value of how you rank compared to other students

Wtf is an IT advanced

shrug

Sounds like a parent course

tfw iq of 120

*pajeet

Phone posting

there's standard that needs 50 and advanced that needs 75+ atar

Don't fall for the iq meme

_whips out the bell curve_

Isn't one of the people with the highest IQ a massive junkie anyway

Too smart to be productive

black/white IQ distribution is hilarious

There's Mensa and all of them have literally no achievements

aye

Was it autism

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I'm in an 'Gifted and Talented' thing at school

Too intelligent for education

it's literally getting days off for doing shit like going to a richfag school and getting free pizza

that shit was fun

What's your gift

idk

I took a test for advanced minds or something and got 88 and they're like 'fuck that's high, the average is 50'

Is the professor in a wheelchair?

it was like two years ago

surprisingly not

it's this english woman

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1504319195306.jpg

>tail

best post in the history of this server

I am glad of this achievment

Just 1UP'D it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6dZX6lRIsQ

What is this heap of bitrate garbage

Actually

Nevermind

I dig it

👌🏿

The whole album is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mj2ufAJQeuU

Any weebs know anything about kotatsus? Specifically how warm they get?

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depends on the heater element