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they let him wear a suit at work
@Matthew how did you even pile on the pounds like that <:thenk:329322130804047872>
because your hunger goes up with your waist line
to keep up with your size
@Deleted User I imagine only after a point. A formally fat person that starts lifting and doing cardio makes me jelous how fast they can make gains
burning more calories from just moving around
@transience like I said before, little snacking, soda, and being sedentary. I
im gonna weigh myself right now and decide whether i should start to work oout again
that's why fatties rarely keep the weight off, they tend to reclaim it within 5 years
because the hunger never goes away
even when they get lean
at my fattest, when I was a shut in kid, I was like 70kg at most
that was before I became a twink
I don't know how that happened tbh <:thenk:329322130804047872>
B I G P O O P S
oh shit
CALLED IT
i had a big meal today but still
think i gained like 5 kilos
cow pie?
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
should i take a shit before weiFUCKCKL
FUCK YOU
Im gonna unpack this sunday
and show off all the chink I bought
Time to join gym and walk amoung resolution shitters
there was a twink next to me at gym rowing with nothing in hands and @fedora told me to bully him
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
This
You need to bully them out of the gym
Bully him
fedora will be massive powerlifter gym bully after the next 10 years of slowly twinking it
do I drop my twink weights on the floor to intimidate him
are fedora and transman in love
Walk up to him
@transience that was a mirror lad
yes
Hey fag
Smash weights to ground and shout at him
Go kill you are self
And then row him
>transience smashes 4kg pink dumbbells off the floor
>it barely makes a sound
Kek
damn I wish they were pink
Das gay
Shrimp dislikes
shromp gay
Noooo
It is you who is gay
dude i eat sushi off tits
youre the gay
When
When did you do this
last year
actualyl two years ago
Why
didn't your chin get in the way?
not sure i was hiGH
<:alismirk:230784726615588865>
SHUT UP SHITLL
What
Did you really
he has an oversized roided out granite chin
yeah
Just randomly
i was at a club
and they rolled womyn in
They had it there
with sushi on tits
on like medical strec=tchers
Kek
Did you touch her boobie
yeah with my tongue
โบ
it was honestly so weird
wonder how much a hoe like dat gets paid
Reminds me of that time I took too much cocaine and sprinkled some on this Russian friend's tits
And then snorted it off before kissing her
Ended up getting the fugg so I made lines on her ass
<:aliOK:251417852156837888>
yo boy dont fuck with the hard shit
I no longer do
Why do you think Im studying at this age
Dont touch the bad stuff
THIS TBH
Unless you hav disease
I know this smart as fuck woman who got a weird disease
She can barely move
Also
>Labour
>Lmao poor people deserve it
<:thonk:288060975775612929>
Hes a labourite in it for the puss and maybe sexrings
Hes not that retarded
poor is relative <:thenk:329322130804047872>
I mean, I'm barely scraping by, but I'm not struggling to put tendies on the plate
Same ere
Poverty is also not a static state in the first world
Plenty of people are in poverty as students
And high class when selling their house
my fam hit a low point last year
when my dad had to use my uni fund to keep us afloat
which in the end didnt matter because i dropped out lol
Awww ;_;
Hope your family manages to get above it
yeah were out
it was because he got tired of his old job
got a really good one
and then the company went bankrupt like 6 months later
he couldnt find another one for some time so we started to run short on monie\
since my moms earnings arent nearly enough to keep our household afloat
Ye my mom got fired from IT not long ago
Wasnt fun either
Is this fuck face only famous because he tried to upload a vid with a dead body?
he was famous before
Is he famous?
IKR
questionable
youtube celeb != famous
no hes like
legitimately famous
he does normie shit
i think
y
he has an autist fanbase so you can guess what he does for a living
autism xDD xDDDF xDDD xDDDD
You shitpost too far
oh hey shrimp we were just talking about you
hehe...
I was talking about you too
And how much of a dumb faggot you are
And a total addition to this chat
๐
๐ณ๏ธโ๐ ๐ฑ ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
Are you a gay
<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>
I was reading up about how a network works
i will cyberhack your default gateway bro
tfw no dumb trap friend
What did Gnome mean by this
I don't know whether this is good or bad <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>
Its good
good that it means I won't have to see people with icons on the desktop
If you use desktop icons on Gnome
bad that they are taking away the freedom
You are a big dimdim
Ye probably will see some modification by users tho
if you use desktop icons in general
also, from what I heard, desktop icons will still be a thing
just as a shell extension
Ye
I hate desktop icons
๐ extension
I wish I could ban
XFCE master race
I am on KDE myself
You know what they say
XFCE is perfect for autistic people who just can't accept any kind of change in their lives
Kde master race
Old habbits die hard
I hate KDE
you see I use XFCE since 2009
Im on Gnome
since then, only minor changes
I want to use the ricey DE
But I suck at ricing
Gnome between 2009 and now: a disaster, complete rewrites and innovations
XFCE: nothing changed
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
Its ugly tho
Gnome: major releases
XFCE: one or two minor Bugfix releases
I want to rice
XFCE is perfect
Aqua is real master race though
Face it poorfags
you can rice everything on XFCE, it's ducking XML
make bars and shit
panels**
you can make it look like any thing
My aqua looks good out of the box
Bow before I3
Without me being autistic
this is the power of XFCE
xfce is what you make it
That is cute
Ubuntu tho
oi no bully
Hahahaha
Ubuntu confirmed trapOS
<:chink:323022148870602752>
no, trap os is arch <:thenk:329322130804047872>
Wuts wrong with ubuntu
HEY NOW
I am no trap
trap OS is Debian
It would be mint
@Shrimpf you're just saying that to tell us you use arch
UI trying to hide its autism through fluffy apperance
I use Arch
typical archfag shrimp <:thenk:329322130804047872>
I aint no trap
btw I use arch
I wore a maid uniform once
Japanese style
rare pic of shrimp in his natural habitat
FUCK NO
Why would I wear a skirt
I think we've established that already
Thats Ritualz
Shrimp the colossal faggot
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
HEY NOW
I am also hetero
His preferred pronoun is @Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb
@Shrimpf you're a bendy
A fookin bender
Minty chap
- Transcience
Haskell is the trap language?
Youre the one posting your erection while using a mech keyboard
that's a bulge, my friend
stop noticing it
that's gay
U
W
U
GNU/Linux virgin, TempelOS chad
>When transcience is the new Patrick
<:thonkang:327933449597878312>
>when Shrimp is projecting this hard
<:thenk:329322130804047872>
Stipped keeping upnafter he lost his Wizard powers
what happened to Johnfrum?
Dunno
RIP
NOT PROJECTING
AAAAAH
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You are the one posting benis
I am a modest boy
I will never do such a thing
Put a bottle of wine into a frenchman and he will do anything
Only for gf
Doesnt even matter what end
<:umaru:232470184445607937>
French'man'
French "boi"
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