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2018-01-05 19:01:44 UTC

they let him wear a suit at work

2018-01-05 19:02:33 UTC

@Matthew how did you even pile on the pounds like that <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 19:02:46 UTC

because your hunger goes up with your waist line

2018-01-05 19:03:02 UTC

to keep up with your size

2018-01-05 19:03:08 UTC

@Deleted User I imagine only after a point. A formally fat person that starts lifting and doing cardio makes me jelous how fast they can make gains

2018-01-05 19:03:12 UTC

burning more calories from just moving around

2018-01-05 19:03:34 UTC

@transience like I said before, little snacking, soda, and being sedentary. I

2018-01-05 19:03:38 UTC

im gonna weigh myself right now and decide whether i should start to work oout again

2018-01-05 19:03:40 UTC

that's why fatties rarely keep the weight off, they tend to reclaim it within 5 years

2018-01-05 19:03:44 UTC

because the hunger never goes away

2018-01-05 19:03:50 UTC

even when they get lean

2018-01-05 19:03:53 UTC

at my fattest, when I was a shut in kid, I was like 70kg at most

2018-01-05 19:03:57 UTC

that was before I became a twink

2018-01-05 19:04:06 UTC

I don't know how that happened tbh <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 19:04:12 UTC

B I G P O O P S

2018-01-05 19:04:15 UTC

oh shit

2018-01-05 19:04:23 UTC

CALLED IT

2018-01-05 19:04:23 UTC

i had a big meal today but still

2018-01-05 19:04:28 UTC

think i gained like 5 kilos

2018-01-05 19:04:33 UTC

cow pie?

2018-01-05 19:04:37 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-05 19:04:40 UTC

should i take a shit before weiFUCKCKL

2018-01-05 19:04:43 UTC

FUCK YOU

2018-01-05 19:04:51 UTC

Im gonna unpack this sunday

2018-01-05 19:04:58 UTC

and show off all the chink I bought

2018-01-05 19:05:07 UTC

Time to join gym and walk amoung resolution shitters

2018-01-05 19:05:34 UTC

there was a twink next to me at gym rowing with nothing in hands and @fedora told me to bully him

2018-01-05 19:05:37 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 19:06:01 UTC

This

2018-01-05 19:06:11 UTC

You need to bully them out of the gym

2018-01-05 19:06:17 UTC

Bully him

2018-01-05 19:06:19 UTC

fedora will be massive powerlifter gym bully after the next 10 years of slowly twinking it

2018-01-05 19:06:27 UTC

do I drop my twink weights on the floor to intimidate him

2018-01-05 19:06:28 UTC

are fedora and transman in love

2018-01-05 19:06:32 UTC

Walk up to him

2018-01-05 19:06:33 UTC

@transience that was a mirror lad

2018-01-05 19:06:33 UTC

yes

2018-01-05 19:06:35 UTC

Hey fag

2018-01-05 19:06:36 UTC

Smash weights to ground and shout at him

2018-01-05 19:06:41 UTC

Go kill you are self

2018-01-05 19:06:53 UTC

And then row him

2018-01-05 19:06:58 UTC

>transience smashes 4kg pink dumbbells off the floor
>it barely makes a sound

2018-01-05 19:07:04 UTC

Kek

2018-01-05 19:07:11 UTC

damn I wish they were pink

2018-01-05 19:07:20 UTC

Das gay

2018-01-05 19:07:27 UTC

Shrimp dislikes

2018-01-05 19:07:35 UTC

shromp gay

2018-01-05 19:07:51 UTC

Noooo

2018-01-05 19:08:04 UTC

It is you who is gay

2018-01-05 19:08:29 UTC

dude i eat sushi off tits

2018-01-05 19:08:33 UTC

youre the gay

2018-01-05 19:09:33 UTC

When

2018-01-05 19:09:40 UTC

When did you do this

2018-01-05 19:09:53 UTC

last year

2018-01-05 19:09:57 UTC

actualyl two years ago

2018-01-05 19:09:57 UTC

Why

2018-01-05 19:10:01 UTC

didn't your chin get in the way?

2018-01-05 19:10:05 UTC

not sure i was hiGH

2018-01-05 19:10:07 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-05 19:10:08 UTC

SHUT UP SHITLL

2018-01-05 19:10:10 UTC

What

2018-01-05 19:10:19 UTC

Did you really

2018-01-05 19:10:20 UTC

he has an oversized roided out granite chin

2018-01-05 19:10:22 UTC

yeah

2018-01-05 19:10:26 UTC

Just randomly

2018-01-05 19:10:31 UTC

i was at a club

2018-01-05 19:10:35 UTC

and they rolled womyn in

2018-01-05 19:10:38 UTC

They had it there

2018-01-05 19:10:39 UTC

with sushi on tits

2018-01-05 19:10:48 UTC

on like medical strec=tchers

2018-01-05 19:11:15 UTC

Kek

2018-01-05 19:11:22 UTC

Did you touch her boobie

2018-01-05 19:11:31 UTC

yeah with my tongue

2018-01-05 19:11:33 UTC

โ˜บ

2018-01-05 19:11:36 UTC

it was honestly so weird

2018-01-05 19:11:57 UTC

wonder how much a hoe like dat gets paid

2018-01-05 19:12:13 UTC

Reminds me of that time I took too much cocaine and sprinkled some on this Russian friend's tits

2018-01-05 19:12:27 UTC

And then snorted it off before kissing her

2018-01-05 19:12:50 UTC

Ended up getting the fugg so I made lines on her ass

2018-01-05 19:12:57 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2018-01-05 19:13:09 UTC

yo boy dont fuck with the hard shit

2018-01-05 19:13:16 UTC

I no longer do

2018-01-05 19:13:24 UTC

Why do you think Im studying at this age

2018-01-05 19:13:53 UTC

Dont touch the bad stuff

2018-01-05 19:14:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398917110753132544/1484696467206.jpg

2018-01-05 19:14:29 UTC

THIS TBH

2018-01-05 19:14:34 UTC

Unless you hav disease

2018-01-05 19:14:49 UTC

I know this smart as fuck woman who got a weird disease

2018-01-05 19:14:57 UTC

She can barely move

2018-01-05 19:15:05 UTC

Also

2018-01-05 19:15:15 UTC

>Labour
>Lmao poor people deserve it

2018-01-05 19:15:22 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-01-05 19:15:34 UTC

Hes a labourite in it for the puss and maybe sexrings

2018-01-05 19:15:39 UTC

Hes not that retarded

2018-01-05 19:15:48 UTC

poor is relative <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 19:16:13 UTC

I mean, I'm barely scraping by, but I'm not struggling to put tendies on the plate

2018-01-05 19:16:31 UTC

Same ere

2018-01-05 19:16:55 UTC

Poverty is also not a static state in the first world

2018-01-05 19:17:20 UTC

Plenty of people are in poverty as students

2018-01-05 19:17:32 UTC

And high class when selling their house

2018-01-05 19:23:47 UTC

my fam hit a low point last year

2018-01-05 19:24:03 UTC

when my dad had to use my uni fund to keep us afloat

2018-01-05 19:24:10 UTC

which in the end didnt matter because i dropped out lol

2018-01-05 19:27:49 UTC

Awww ;_;

2018-01-05 19:28:09 UTC

Hope your family manages to get above it

2018-01-05 19:28:15 UTC

yeah were out

2018-01-05 19:28:25 UTC

it was because he got tired of his old job

2018-01-05 19:28:29 UTC

got a really good one

2018-01-05 19:28:40 UTC

and then the company went bankrupt like 6 months later

2018-01-05 19:28:55 UTC

he couldnt find another one for some time so we started to run short on monie\

2018-01-05 19:29:28 UTC

since my moms earnings arent nearly enough to keep our household afloat

2018-01-05 19:34:01 UTC

Ye my mom got fired from IT not long ago

2018-01-05 19:34:12 UTC

Wasnt fun either

2018-01-05 19:46:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398925212487385101/DSqFrHxVoAAQaxT.png

2018-01-05 19:47:11 UTC

Is this fuck face only famous because he tried to upload a vid with a dead body?

2018-01-05 19:47:20 UTC

he was famous before

2018-01-05 19:47:25 UTC

Is he famous?

2018-01-05 19:47:30 UTC

IKR

2018-01-05 19:47:39 UTC

questionable

2018-01-05 19:47:48 UTC

youtube celeb != famous

2018-01-05 19:47:59 UTC

no hes like

2018-01-05 19:48:03 UTC

legitimately famous

2018-01-05 19:48:09 UTC

he does normie shit

2018-01-05 19:48:12 UTC

i think

2018-01-05 19:48:31 UTC

y

2018-01-05 19:49:00 UTC

he has an autist fanbase so you can guess what he does for a living

2018-01-05 20:06:54 UTC

autism xDD xDDDF xDDD xDDDD

2018-01-05 20:14:31 UTC

You shitpost too far

2018-01-05 20:14:37 UTC

oh hey shrimp we were just talking about you

2018-01-05 20:14:51 UTC

hehe...

2018-01-05 20:14:54 UTC

I was talking about you too

2018-01-05 20:15:03 UTC

And how much of a dumb faggot you are

2018-01-05 20:15:21 UTC

And a total addition to this chat

2018-01-05 20:15:24 UTC

๐Ÿ’—

2018-01-05 20:15:35 UTC

๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

2018-01-05 20:15:42 UTC

Are you a gay

2018-01-05 20:15:44 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2018-01-05 20:16:14 UTC

I was reading up about how a network works

2018-01-05 20:16:28 UTC

i will cyberhack your default gateway bro

2018-01-05 20:17:27 UTC

tfw no dumb trap friend

2018-01-05 20:17:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398933049204801536/Capture.png

2018-01-05 20:17:43 UTC

What did Gnome mean by this

2018-01-05 20:17:58 UTC

I don't know whether this is good or bad <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2018-01-05 20:18:04 UTC

Its good

2018-01-05 20:18:12 UTC

good that it means I won't have to see people with icons on the desktop

2018-01-05 20:18:17 UTC

If you use desktop icons on Gnome

2018-01-05 20:18:17 UTC

bad that they are taking away the freedom

2018-01-05 20:18:29 UTC

You are a big dimdim

2018-01-05 20:18:53 UTC

Ye probably will see some modification by users tho

2018-01-05 20:18:55 UTC

if you use desktop icons in general

2018-01-05 20:19:07 UTC

also, from what I heard, desktop icons will still be a thing

2018-01-05 20:19:12 UTC

just as a shell extension

2018-01-05 20:19:18 UTC

Ye

2018-01-05 20:19:24 UTC

I hate desktop icons

2018-01-05 20:20:20 UTC

๐Ÿš extension

2018-01-05 20:20:41 UTC

I wish I could ban

2018-01-05 20:20:54 UTC

XFCE master race

2018-01-05 20:21:13 UTC

I am on KDE myself

2018-01-05 20:21:20 UTC

You know what they say

2018-01-05 20:21:22 UTC

XFCE is perfect for autistic people who just can't accept any kind of change in their lives

2018-01-05 20:21:25 UTC

Kde master race

2018-01-05 20:21:27 UTC

Old habbits die hard

2018-01-05 20:21:32 UTC

I hate KDE

2018-01-05 20:21:33 UTC

you see I use XFCE since 2009

2018-01-05 20:21:35 UTC

Im on Gnome

2018-01-05 20:21:43 UTC

since then, only minor changes

2018-01-05 20:21:43 UTC

I want to use the ricey DE

2018-01-05 20:21:47 UTC

But I suck at ricing

2018-01-05 20:22:01 UTC

Gnome between 2009 and now: a disaster, complete rewrites and innovations

2018-01-05 20:22:09 UTC

XFCE: nothing changed

2018-01-05 20:22:15 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 20:22:35 UTC

Its ugly tho

2018-01-05 20:22:40 UTC

Gnome: major releases
XFCE: one or two minor Bugfix releases

2018-01-05 20:22:46 UTC

I want to rice

2018-01-05 20:22:49 UTC

XFCE is perfect

2018-01-05 20:22:54 UTC

Aqua is real master race though

2018-01-05 20:22:59 UTC

Face it poorfags

2018-01-05 20:23:03 UTC

you can rice everything on XFCE, it's ducking XML

2018-01-05 20:23:10 UTC

make bars and shit

2018-01-05 20:23:14 UTC

panels**

2018-01-05 20:23:27 UTC

you can make it look like any thing

2018-01-05 20:23:42 UTC

My aqua looks good out of the box

2018-01-05 20:23:43 UTC

Bow before I3

2018-01-05 20:23:54 UTC

Without me being autistic

2018-01-05 20:24:12 UTC

this is the power of XFCE

2018-01-05 20:24:29 UTC

xfce is what you make it

2018-01-05 20:24:42 UTC

That is cute

2018-01-05 20:24:49 UTC

Ubuntu tho

2018-01-05 20:24:56 UTC

oi no bully

2018-01-05 20:25:02 UTC

Hahahaha

2018-01-05 20:25:12 UTC

Ubuntu confirmed trapOS

2018-01-05 20:25:21 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-01-05 20:25:29 UTC

no, trap os is arch <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 20:25:29 UTC

Wuts wrong with ubuntu

2018-01-05 20:25:42 UTC

HEY NOW

2018-01-05 20:25:48 UTC

I am no trap

2018-01-05 20:25:49 UTC

trap OS is Debian

2018-01-05 20:25:59 UTC

It would be mint

2018-01-05 20:26:23 UTC

@Shrimpf you're just saying that to tell us you use arch

2018-01-05 20:26:27 UTC

UI trying to hide its autism through fluffy apperance

2018-01-05 20:26:42 UTC

I use Arch

2018-01-05 20:26:44 UTC

typical archfag shrimp <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 20:26:46 UTC

I aint no trap

2018-01-05 20:26:52 UTC

btw I use arch

2018-01-05 20:26:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398935417887522816/7U_73mbZ0n6kBsnqamJIxs3MJk96kGGf68TWaqZQRYQ.png

2018-01-05 20:27:18 UTC

I wore a maid uniform once

2018-01-05 20:27:38 UTC

Japanese style

2018-01-05 20:27:48 UTC

rare pic of shrimp in his natural habitat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398935637887025152/1445610826906.jpg

2018-01-05 20:28:00 UTC

FUCK NO

2018-01-05 20:28:22 UTC

Why would I wear a skirt

2018-01-05 20:28:55 UTC

I think we've established that already

2018-01-05 20:29:02 UTC

Thats Ritualz

2018-01-05 20:29:02 UTC

Shrimp the colossal faggot

2018-01-05 20:29:07 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 20:29:14 UTC

HEY NOW

2018-01-05 20:29:31 UTC

I am also hetero

2018-01-05 20:29:35 UTC

His preferred pronoun is @Lj4IW9hY3JmTwb

2018-01-05 20:29:50 UTC

@Shrimpf you're a bendy

2018-01-05 20:29:58 UTC

A fookin bender

2018-01-05 20:30:08 UTC

Minty chap

2018-01-05 20:30:24 UTC

- Transcience

2018-01-05 20:30:54 UTC

Haskell is the trap language?

2018-01-05 20:30:57 UTC

Youre the one posting your erection while using a mech keyboard

2018-01-05 20:31:17 UTC

that's a bulge, my friend

2018-01-05 20:31:20 UTC

stop noticing it

2018-01-05 20:31:24 UTC

that's gay

2018-01-05 20:31:28 UTC

U
W
U

2018-01-05 20:31:47 UTC

GNU/Linux virgin, TempelOS chad

2018-01-05 20:31:51 UTC

>When transcience is the new Patrick

2018-01-05 20:31:58 UTC

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-01-05 20:32:11 UTC

>when Shrimp is projecting this hard
<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-05 20:32:26 UTC

@Alfadir what happened to terry?

2018-01-05 20:32:41 UTC

Stipped keeping upnafter he lost his Wizard powers

2018-01-05 20:32:42 UTC

what happened to Johnfrum?

2018-01-05 20:33:19 UTC

Dunno

2018-01-05 20:33:46 UTC

RIP

2018-01-05 20:33:57 UTC

NOT PROJECTING

2018-01-05 20:34:00 UTC

AAAAAH

2018-01-05 20:34:03 UTC

๐Ÿ“ฝ

2018-01-05 20:34:06 UTC

You are the one posting benis

2018-01-05 20:34:15 UTC

I am a modest boy

2018-01-05 20:34:29 UTC

I will never do such a thing

2018-01-05 20:35:00 UTC

Put a bottle of wine into a frenchman and he will do anything

2018-01-05 20:35:03 UTC

Only for gf

2018-01-05 20:35:09 UTC

Doesnt even matter what end

2018-01-05 20:35:21 UTC

<:umaru:232470184445607937>

2018-01-05 20:35:30 UTC

French'man'

2018-01-05 20:36:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/398937835790663680/1515182981600.jpg

2018-01-05 20:42:47 UTC

French "boi"

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