Porcorosso not nude and covered in food on the table?

oh shit that might be it

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The living plate?

How do I buy friends from Aliexpress

i ate sushi off boobies once

Is that a Polish custom

@transience everything after the 80s was gay shit. Tho

I ate coke off boobies once

yeah sushi is polish

With my nose

@Shrimpf you can buy them but maintenance is expneisve i.e. they'll never speak to you again once you confirm delivery

Also from her ass

Kek

top kek!

You're just jealous

I cant think of one thing from the mid 90s to 2000s that has any sense of aestics

cars

Me too

Your mom

She must have been beautiful back then

That copy lines from the 80s cars

And to get such a lovely son

But hace cucked motors

especially the '98 VW Polo Classic

>FD
>copy lines from 80s

its astoundingly beautiful

I love VW Polo

They're everywhere here

>Twingo

DELET

My mom rides a Twingo

I said aestic

>Miata

Not tonka

I drive a Polo Classic, not your usual Polo

And I ride your mother xddddd

Forst Festiva <3333333333333333333333333

id just like to clarify that

FUCIK

SOYBOY FUCK MY MOTHER

Hey don't talk about his mother like that

kia pride

She's a nice gentle woman

Who makes lots of kabanosy

And keeps offering food after you say no thank you

who does that even

wait

my grandma used to do that

Slavs

All the fucking time

i am mister slav scientist i know everything slav my gee eff is serbia

my name a shrimp and fuck me im gay

that's also chink hospitality in a nutshell

I have slept solely with slavic people

serpentza did a video on that

So I caught some of their culture

they keep offering you food you dont want

I didn't say I'm a master in Slavic culture, but you expect me to constantly say that it's just my perspective

FUG U

>Tfw I dont keep fugging slavs on purpose

fuck you ur gay

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I can agree with this

What habben

democracy dood

projecting his gayness onto traps

youre gay now

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

AM I GAY

HOW DO YOU KNOW

you lick cock

Why is Shrimp gay

WFAGGOAT

IS IT GAY TO LICK DICK

WHAT IF I DO IT GENTLY

Tbh so far the Poles make the best food

The weird honey meat shit is pretty guud

what honey meat

every country has honey meat

even spam reminds me that slavs are worth nothing

I am looking for US men Dear

did you apply to the green card lottery spaq

just get a US/UK/CA/AU passport

asian gold diggers go crazy for these

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Why would you want a gold digger?

muh asian waifus

no ugly chink gold digger geeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaffff

tfw no stupid af rural china gold digger waifu who cant point to london on a map

>he wants woman to know what maps are

good point

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good virgule

also i bet a half of american population could not point to london

ywn have

S-stronk

"get off my lawn filthy foreigner!!!"

imblyngn she knowns what a foreigner is

this is (you) in china

i know transience

i have felt the desire for western world men in korea

by that i mean i barely got a gf

after i left

@transience
>tfw no stupid af rural china gold digger waifu who cant point to london on a map
iktf

americans can't point to london on a map\

Chinktwink

Azns were made for the BWC

>caring where shit is on a map

Gonna navigate by star there, Magellan?

someone has to steer the wooden raft

the banana leaf

Plz play splatoon aith me

No go to sleep

d o c k l e t

>tfw no north Korean sex slave eternally grateful to me for smuggling her out of her country

Date within your race

make me

Date anyone

date me

No

not you faggot

Ok Desperate Dan

but @Deleted User HK isn't China >:(

it will be soon

once mainland reclaims it

Feels good, man

This is most likely a PR move what with the net neutrality thing, or there's a new ISP moving into my area.

hey matt hew its mcdonald

youre our favourite lil boy

tfw 8mbps with around 7ish attainable download

yeah i get 20mbps tops

though all things considered its fucking great

i would be ok with 20 tbh

and more than 1 upload would be nice

huh

mustve been some changes i guess

fok

I get about 2 MB/s upload. It's enough for plex so I don't mind

i dont upload anything at all

id rather have 60mbps down

>Desperate Dan doesn't seed like Fatthew

feels bad

tfw leecher

feels so good

Stay off my private trackers you fuckboy

all you track are mcdonalds trucks

gedit lol

No empornium invite for you :^(

:C

tell me when the fat bullying is too much

tbh

i wouldnt want to be "that" guy

I hit the gym 5 days a week so it's fine. I wouldn't have told you I was fat if I was gonna be a sensitive little bitch about it

>goes to the gym 5 days a week
>still fat

how is that possible

you must do absolutely nothing in there

he goes to mac 7 times a week

thats how

20 minutes sitting on a bench looking at phone x failure

Because I was 300 lbs when I started I'm 35 pounds down from that

when did you start?

4-5 months ago?

300lb jesus lord

35lb is something I guess

I could drop a shitton of weight if I stopped staying hydrated. The water weight meme is real

I can't imagine carrying that around

it only becomes water weight in the negative sense when you have a salty diet

otherwise it helps with weight loss to be hydrated

The upside is I can lift like 500 lbs in the leg sled because I've been carrying my fat ass around for so long

I work in a hospital canteen, of course I have a salty diet my man. Salt is hard to affordably escape in burgerland

Just dont eat out. Tho my diet is pickle heavy anyway so I'm probably not any better

PICKJLE DIET

YES

Johnfrum's Pickle Diet 2018

can i get uhhhh pickle juice

buy it on Kindle now

But yeah, 300 lbs was my "what the fuck is wrong with me" moment. I calculated out my TDEE and it was something like 5000 calories. Just cutting my portions in half has been a huge improvement

how can you possibly have sex at 300lb

like that's crazy to me

Not a meme diet just i end up eating probably like a pound if some sort of fermented cabbage a day

Meaning I had to be eating 5000 calories AND THEN SOME in order to gain weight. Felt so gross

how do you even

how

Some with lunch and dinner

i sometimes down two cans of pringles a day

Fucking exactly.

he sits on his ass and talks to us/watches plex on his time off

go home gym master race Matthew

Before you do lay down foam and then plywood

It's fucking snacking. A cookie here, a sandwich there. It fucking adds up, and you don't even think about it because it took you like, 30 seconds to eat.

Deadlifts make a floor kill

vacuum man

I usually just use myfitnesspal to stay accountable

And fucking SODA, man. Drinkable calories are the fucking devil.

i do not pay attention to my health or weight at all

it works out somehow

I can tell

at least i hope it does

@fuckthapolice it all goes to your chin

chin bulk

Sure desperate dan

Ayyyy

So cutting out soda entirely, cutting my portions in half, and hitting the gym for 30-60 minutes, 5 days a week, that's what's been working for me.

what does the despacito dan even do

eats cow pie

is he like a mascot

Polish twinkz

oh

yeah he's from a British comic called the Dandy

whats the dandy look like

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/14/article-2188437-148C72B0000005DC-273_640x748.jpg

cheap print comic strips for kids

isnt that just dan

i thought dandy was a separate character

he's only one character in it

there's lots

but they cancelled it a while ago

Obviously when you're grossly obese like me, it's easier to lose weight. I burn 400 calories in 30 minute walking at a 15° degree incline at 3 MPH. It takes my gym buddy an hour to do that.

anyways

i dont look like him

shutup

How did you figure that out

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it was the Dandy and the Beano, the Beano is still around

@Matthew

You look like him

im not gonna post a selfie

faggot

stop the mindgames

not like it's a bad thing to look like a massive burly guy with a huge chin

Also, I don't understand

I order takeaways as much as a family barely out of poverty

@Transience#0182 it takes more to walk as a fatass than a twink

but how do you become that fat

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you're literally carrying that lard around daily

even getting up off a chair is an exercise

that's why fatties are stronger than normal people

have you ever ridden a walmart fat scooter

>going to Wal-Mart

@transience the treadmills have built in calorie counters based on weight, height, and BMI things in the grips. I subtract about 10% from their count to get a more "realistic" count

I go to target like a human bean

I also shop target.

i know a guy that works at target

Its walmart but you pay extra not to go to walmart