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2018-01-01 06:14:32 UTC

Maybe stop watching all those PUA vids in 4k m8, sheesh

2018-01-01 06:15:35 UTC

somewhat of a hoarder and currently downloading a shit ton of 3d rendered models atm

2018-01-01 06:16:05 UTC

Are you the creator of the CGI cartoon of Quiet from MGS being fucked by a horse?

2018-01-01 06:16:24 UTC

๐Ÿ˜š

2018-01-01 06:16:36 UTC

y-you've seen it, haven't you?

2018-01-01 06:28:48 UTC

first video of 2018 really starting the year off right

2018-01-01 07:02:05 UTC

@johnfrum nah we're well underway now

2018-01-01 07:03:25 UTC

93/3 after 7 overs/5 balls

2018-01-01 07:10:19 UTC

Nobody cares about cricket you bitch

2018-01-01 07:10:20 UTC

fuck you

2018-01-01 07:13:42 UTC

They've gone off for rain again ;(

2018-01-01 07:13:51 UTC

102/4 after 9 overs

2018-01-01 07:18:55 UTC

I canceled the 4 TB drive I ordered off amazon. It'll be -1 degrees when it gets here and I won't be home, meaning it'll probably kill itself sitting outside

2018-01-01 07:20:44 UTC

@Matthew -1F or -1C?

2018-01-01 07:20:55 UTC

F. Minnesota a shit

2018-01-01 07:21:01 UTC

Fuuuuuk

2018-01-01 07:21:09 UTC

Fuuuuuuuuuuk thattttttttt

2018-01-01 07:21:46 UTC

Colder I've ever been in was -15C at Daisen, Japan

2018-01-01 07:22:15 UTC

-1 F is the HIGH on thursday

2018-01-01 07:22:18 UTC

-11 is the low

2018-01-01 07:22:55 UTC

@Matthew is death a suitable subtitute?

2018-01-01 07:23:15 UTC

If by "death" you mean "Soul-crushing Gas bills", yes

2018-01-01 07:23:40 UTC

My house is literally 80 degrees warmer than the outside right now

2018-01-01 07:24:01 UTC

I'm still upset the cricket is in rain delay atm

2018-01-01 08:32:22 UTC

DDR4 any minute now

2018-01-01 08:32:25 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-01 08:32:35 UTC

>friends are playing pubg in another discord call
>aight okay I'm just gonna do the dirty
>turns mic off with switch
>friends come into discord
>oh, my mic is off shell be right
>"droid whats that noise"
>tfw

2018-01-01 08:32:46 UTC

literally chinked by my $2 mic

2018-01-01 08:35:24 UTC

I wanna hear that

2018-01-01 08:36:45 UTC
2018-01-01 08:36:53 UTC

Switch fren code?

2018-01-01 08:37:21 UTC

IDO-NTHA-VEON-EYET

2018-01-01 08:38:39 UTC

Thanks dude

2018-01-01 08:38:47 UTC

You play Splatoon?

2018-01-01 08:40:56 UTC

mine is PLZ-GOFU-CKUR-SELF

2018-01-01 08:41:19 UTC
2018-01-01 08:41:23 UTC

Not your fren code

2018-01-01 08:41:25 UTC

Add me

2018-01-01 08:41:44 UTC

Oh...

2018-01-01 08:41:48 UTC

I see

2018-01-01 08:41:51 UTC

;_;

2018-01-01 08:41:54 UTC

ya fuckin' mook

2018-01-01 08:42:10 UTC

cucked

2018-01-01 08:42:15 UTC

I want a switch tho

2018-01-01 08:46:30 UTC

Get it

2018-01-01 08:46:44 UTC

A few people in here own one

2018-01-01 08:47:07 UTC

but most people in here are insufferable

2018-01-01 08:47:11 UTC

I wonder what the overlap is

2018-01-01 08:50:57 UTC

Shut up fatso

2018-01-01 08:51:25 UTC

Before I give you the French treatment

2018-01-01 09:05:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397314321698390036/1514797238126.jpg

2018-01-01 09:05:30 UTC
2018-01-01 09:10:53 UTC

fucking shoot me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397315738269908992/unknown.png

2018-01-01 09:11:25 UTC

and the score was looking pretty fucking good too...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397315872127057922/unknown.png

2018-01-01 09:52:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397326152986787841/1514800324713.jpg

2018-01-01 09:52:27 UTC
2018-01-01 10:06:00 UTC

@Droidbot get a switch desu

2018-01-01 10:06:01 UTC

Flying from Manchester to Basel and then from Basel to London costs less than a train ticket from Manchester to London

2018-01-01 10:13:42 UTC

this <:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-01-01 10:22:24 UTC

My gf wants to stay in Manchester longer instead of going to London for the rest of the trip. But our flight is from London. Now it was cheaper to just not care and book a new flight from Manchester regardless of the one from London being non refundable, as opposed to taking the train to London in the morning of the flight

2018-01-01 10:23:19 UTC

How did those public transport prices not start a revolution yet?

2018-01-01 10:25:19 UTC

Our railways were privatised and the train operator franchises can pretty much charge whatever the fuck they want because people will stay pay for it, since they have no choice

2018-01-01 10:27:24 UTC

eh season ticket pricing is controlled by gov

2018-01-01 10:28:11 UTC

then again they just put it up by inflation

2018-01-01 10:28:55 UTC

how reliable is megabus? that would have been the alternative but almost 7 hours...

2018-01-01 10:29:07 UTC

from manchester to london?

2018-01-01 10:29:14 UTC

shouldnt be 7 hours...

2018-01-01 10:29:18 UTC

almost

2018-01-01 10:29:22 UTC

Holy shit this storm is intense

2018-01-01 10:29:22 UTC

6 hours something

2018-01-01 10:29:27 UTC

2 power outages so far

2018-01-01 10:29:34 UTC

I think one more and it won't come back on

2018-01-01 10:30:03 UTC

6 hours sounds about right from manchester to london

2018-01-01 10:33:34 UTC

I don't think you should have any problem with megabus itself but roads tend to get quite congested around london, so you might want to account for that

2018-01-01 10:36:49 UTC

I just booked a flight instead, unironically

2018-01-01 10:36:55 UTC

faster and cheaper

2018-01-01 10:36:59 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-01-01 10:37:57 UTC

ye me and my dad were plannin to travel around scotland/notherrn england for a holiday

2018-01-01 10:38:00 UTC

ended up flyin to poland

2018-01-01 10:38:01 UTC

cos cheaper

2018-01-01 10:39:53 UTC

my train ticket from surrey (near heathrow) to my hometown would have been ยฃ120 if not for my railcard discount (and it was still ยฃ85) <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-01-01 10:40:11 UTC

I think it would unironically be cheaper to go to amsterdam

2018-01-01 10:40:37 UTC

it is

2018-01-01 10:40:46 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397338357962899456/unknown.png

2018-01-01 10:40:48 UTC

or about same anyway

2018-01-01 10:41:23 UTC

you can fly to berlin for about same

2018-01-01 10:41:34 UTC

shitty flight times but eh

2018-01-01 10:42:23 UTC

Where in Poland :o

2018-01-01 10:42:43 UTC

krakow

2018-01-01 10:42:59 UTC

Also Taxi 22ยฃ, uber 3ยฃ

2018-01-01 10:43:17 UTC

I know there should be a price difference but that huge?

2018-01-01 10:43:20 UTC

yes

2018-01-01 10:43:24 UTC

try london lmao

2018-01-01 10:43:24 UTC

Yes

2018-01-01 10:43:28 UTC

in Zรผrich the price difference is about 50%

2018-01-01 10:43:47 UTC

in london it\s because you gotta do hardcore training to be a taxi driver

2018-01-01 10:43:56 UTC

while uber lets bassically anyone on

2018-01-01 10:46:09 UTC

Oh yeah Krakรณw is the city for britbongs to party in and go back the next day

2018-01-01 10:46:34 UTC

let me guess

2018-01-01 10:46:40 UTC

they're also your worst tourists

2018-01-01 10:48:00 UTC

thots and fuckboys love cheap destinations the like canary islands

2018-01-01 10:49:59 UTC

nothing against cheap destinations

2018-01-01 10:50:20 UTC

nothing better than spending a week like a king on a day's budget of your origin country

2018-01-01 10:50:34 UTC

we do it here too

2018-01-01 10:50:44 UTC

we just go to ukraine

2018-01-01 10:51:11 UTC

get wasted in Lviv and go back with a terrible hangover the next day

2018-01-01 10:55:23 UTC

Poles go everywhere minus Poland

2018-01-01 10:55:26 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2018-01-01 10:57:12 UTC

Too many poles here in Ireland, 600k

2018-01-01 11:01:30 UTC

polan is too expensive for polacks

2018-01-01 11:01:50 UTC

Poland best

2018-01-01 11:02:05 UTC

unless you work in IT and get 4k cbl +

2018-01-01 11:02:08 UTC

then it's okayish

2018-01-01 11:02:11 UTC

because you can save up

2018-01-01 11:02:35 UTC

IT is for gays

2018-01-01 11:03:15 UTC

programming is for gays

2018-01-01 11:03:21 UTC

IT is for people who hate life

2018-01-01 11:03:27 UTC

end me

2018-01-01 11:03:39 UTC

actual IT stuff isn't half bad

2018-01-01 11:03:43 UTC

it's about everything around it

2018-01-01 11:06:08 UTC

nerd

2018-01-01 11:06:17 UTC

stupid computer guy

2018-01-01 11:06:29 UTC

fixy Microsoft office

2018-01-01 11:06:33 UTC

computers are for autistics

2018-01-01 11:06:47 UTC

I work with servers, I want to do something else. Sit on PC at work, sit on PC at home:|

2018-01-01 11:07:15 UTC

i started hating everything around me so I'm not sure if I want to be a rally driver anymore

2018-01-01 11:07:56 UTC

need to make enough money to buy a tip top shape Miata

2018-01-01 11:09:13 UTC

i wonder if NASK will give me enough money

2018-01-01 11:12:11 UTC

Move to Thailand and trade cryptocurrency

2018-01-01 11:14:53 UTC

how do i save document

2018-01-01 11:14:59 UTC

ctrl+s

2018-01-01 11:15:15 UTC

unplug power cable

2018-01-01 11:16:09 UTC

rely on word's autosave to lose 2 days of progress

2018-01-01 11:21:20 UTC

`taskkill \im word.exe`

2018-01-01 11:22:31 UTC

the amount of times word autosave has saved me

2018-01-01 11:22:34 UTC

and also let me down ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-01-01 11:23:22 UTC

yeah i only lost two days of progress

2018-01-01 11:41:02 UTC

Hello ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 11:55:41 UTC

kill me ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 11:56:35 UTC

faggots ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 11:58:07 UTC

i dreamed that i was writing a test in high school about polish literature

2018-01-01 11:58:29 UTC

every time i took a look at the front page I saw more things to do

2018-01-01 11:59:07 UTC

in the end I didn't even begin writing the essay on the second page

2018-01-01 11:59:09 UTC

i just wrote

2018-01-01 11:59:17 UTC

"get me a psychiatrist" at the very bottom

2018-01-01 12:12:15 UTC

Get me a toxicokinetist

2018-01-01 12:21:01 UTC

get me an urinilogist

2018-01-01 12:24:21 UTC

@fuckthapolice#2712 how do you feel

2018-01-01 12:24:37 UTC

You were rude posting for me

2018-01-01 12:24:42 UTC

๐Ÿ˜–

2018-01-01 12:30:51 UTC

get me a girlfriend

2018-01-01 12:31:39 UTC

Ggggggggeeeeeeeeee eeeeeefffffffffffffffffffffff

2018-01-01 12:40:34 UTC

the girls here don't look like they have high standards. Probably you could have plenty of gf if you tried

2018-01-01 12:40:57 UTC

they either have 4+ layers of make up or broken teeth

2018-01-01 12:41:12 UTC

I wouldn't get the broken teeth ones if you like blow jobs though

2018-01-01 12:42:17 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹ @Shrimpf

2018-01-01 12:42:30 UTC

kek'ed at those images

2018-01-01 12:44:47 UTC

He keked!!!ยก!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2018-01-01 12:45:01 UTC

good morning guys ๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 12:45:11 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹ @Deleted User

2018-01-01 12:46:43 UTC

morning friendo

2018-01-01 12:46:56 UTC
2018-01-01 12:49:26 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹ @transience

2018-01-01 12:54:32 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 13:01:04 UTC

good not-morning

2018-01-01 13:02:07 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹ @BIRDzone

2018-01-01 13:05:20 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397374740009844746/IMG-20180101-WA0005.jpg

2018-01-01 13:06:42 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 13:07:00 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹ @z3rk

2018-01-01 13:10:03 UTC

Wow is this /r/wholesome now

2018-01-01 13:10:13 UTC

Yes

2018-01-01 13:10:23 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿฟmorning reddit friends

2018-01-01 13:10:25 UTC

we should ban fedora from here too

2018-01-01 13:10:28 UTC

๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 13:10:32 UTC

/๐Ÿ‘‹ shit general/

2018-01-01 13:10:48 UTC

vapor๐Ÿ‘‹

2018-01-01 13:10:50 UTC

yes, I agree, fedora is an r9k patron

2018-01-01 13:10:55 UTC

not wholesome!

2018-01-01 13:11:00 UTC
2018-01-01 13:11:01 UTC

third ๐Ÿ‘‹ feminism

2018-01-01 13:11:49 UTC

i wanna die

2018-01-01 13:11:57 UTC

go ๐Ÿ‘‹ yourself

2018-01-01 13:12:04 UTC

oaky

2018-01-01 13:12:18 UTC

my mousepad wtf

2018-01-01 13:12:29 UTC

maybe injector orings are borked

2018-01-01 13:12:46 UTC

maybe if i smoke in the car it will explode

2018-01-01 13:12:54 UTC

make you should try perhaps

2018-01-01 13:13:06 UTC

you never know if theres anything wrong with the car

2018-01-01 13:14:34 UTC

smell of fuel in the cabin?

2018-01-01 13:15:01 UTC

smell of liquid petrol b etter

2018-01-01 13:15:16 UTC

depends on what fuel i'm driving on

2018-01-01 13:15:16 UTC

gets u in the right mood

2018-01-01 13:15:20 UTC

When you tip over your pipe full of hash all over the carpet

2018-01-01 13:15:31 UTC

*Hello darkness my friend*

2018-01-01 13:15:41 UTC

why smoke drugs man

2018-01-01 13:15:42 UTC

is either petrol or lpg

2018-01-01 13:16:01 UTC

@spaqin are old diesel cars driving on actual frying oil a thing in poland?

2018-01-01 13:16:12 UTC

not anymore since frying oil went up

2018-01-01 13:16:19 UTC

well yeah

2018-01-01 13:16:21 UTC

my dads friend

2018-01-01 13:16:28 UTC

collets the leftover oil from restaurants and stuff

2018-01-01 13:16:33 UTC

especially in the summer it's literally free

2018-01-01 13:16:38 UTC

and just drives his old benz for free

2018-01-01 13:16:40 UTC

turbodiesels in general wouldn't be safe to use with it

2018-01-01 13:16:54 UTC

but old NA diesel?

2018-01-01 13:16:54 UTC

maybe

2018-01-01 13:16:57 UTC

ya

2018-01-01 13:16:58 UTC

quite likely

2018-01-01 13:17:04 UTC

just need a heater in the fuel tank

2018-01-01 13:17:06 UTC

you add some petrol to it and it should be fine

2018-01-01 13:17:06 UTC

thats all isnt it?

2018-01-01 13:17:15 UTC

it literally smells like waffles

2018-01-01 13:17:21 UTC

when you drive behind it

2018-01-01 13:17:24 UTC

ecological

2018-01-01 13:17:51 UTC

๐Ÿ’ฏ

2018-01-01 13:18:03 UTC

yeah

2018-01-01 13:18:05 UTC

๐Ÿ”Ÿ

2018-01-01 13:18:06 UTC

and heated tank

2018-01-01 13:18:09 UTC

80C supposedly

2018-01-01 13:18:20 UTC
2018-01-01 13:18:21 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397378013358063616/unknown.png

2018-01-01 13:18:22 UTC

NEED TRANSLATION MAN

2018-01-01 13:18:42 UTC

Hah

2018-01-01 13:20:06 UTC

Happy new year ??? Kiss your mother the bitch and all the guys and your friend who talks badly of turks I kiss your (grand?) mother you group of sons of bitches of racists suck my balls faggot

2018-01-01 13:20:11 UTC

LOL

2018-01-01 13:20:25 UTC

i may have commented on his profile yesterday accidentaly

2018-01-01 13:21:14 UTC

"whoops"

2018-01-01 13:21:52 UTC

i just wished him a happy new year

2018-01-01 13:21:55 UTC

what is his problem

2018-01-01 13:23:07 UTC

how good is he at french

2018-01-01 13:26:36 UTC

Terrible

2018-01-01 13:27:20 UTC

great

2018-01-01 13:28:38 UTC

I translated literally.

2018-01-01 13:29:00 UTC

So yeah, it's pretty messed up even in English

2018-01-01 13:29:07 UTC

kiss your mother the bitch bitch

2018-01-01 14:18:49 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/397393231010332672/IMG-20180101-WA0011.jpg

2018-01-01 14:20:04 UTC

Tru

2018-01-01 14:20:09 UTC

begone thot

2018-01-01 14:20:20 UTC

Guys are better ๐Ÿ˜’ ๐Ÿ˜ค

2018-01-01 14:20:40 UTC

this is why traps are better tbqh

2018-01-01 14:21:22 UTC

Yeah but you will never find one without mental issues <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-01-01 14:21:26 UTC

I always thought those are memes but now that I've seen the brit girls

2018-01-01 14:21:50 UTC

brit girls are the worst when it comes to thot culture

2018-01-01 14:22:01 UTC

imagine going to uni in england

2018-01-01 14:22:03 UTC

<:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-01-01 14:22:06 UTC

I understand why every relevant Englishman (Touring) was a faggot, being surrounded but that kind of female

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