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2017-12-25 23:54:15 UTC

@spaqin I'm guessing you got your money back on the rolla?

2017-12-25 23:54:23 UTC

:|

2017-12-25 23:54:41 UTC

i'm back home for christmas

2017-12-25 23:54:55 UTC

bet i won't see the guy ever again

2017-12-25 23:54:57 UTC
2017-12-25 23:55:32 UTC

Grandmother titty ass?

2017-12-25 23:56:08 UTC

great memes think alike

2017-12-25 23:56:11 UTC

i bet i could change the exhaust mounts myself if i had the tools and a way to get under the car

2017-12-25 23:59:33 UTC

@Matthew it is it's called need for speed 2015

2017-12-26 00:00:04 UTC

But I want next gen

2017-12-26 00:00:16 UTC

It still looks good smh

2017-12-26 00:00:17 UTC

@spaqin jack stands would get you under most of what you need

2017-12-26 00:00:27 UTC

why are you on a PlayStation then @Matthew

2017-12-26 00:00:36 UTC

**:^)**

2017-12-26 00:00:46 UTC

i think i have only a widowmaker

2017-12-26 00:01:09 UTC

or more like

2017-12-26 00:01:15 UTC

Tfw they just dedicated 2 minutes of commentary to how big the Texans QBs hands are ๐Ÿ˜

2017-12-26 00:01:27 UTC

make-your-parents-cry-a-little-and-then-stop-because-he-was-a-failure-anyway-maker

2017-12-26 00:01:39 UTC

MATT YOURE A CLOSET GAY ADMIT IT ALREADY

2017-12-26 00:02:18 UTC

@spaqin they can be pretty save if you have a reduncancy in blocks of wood

2017-12-26 00:02:31 UTC

living in a dorm, assume I have nothing

2017-12-26 00:05:40 UTC

@Cole well meme'd, my friend. Only chose ps4 over xbone because of Horizon Zero Dawn tbh. Turned out to be a good choice, I think

2017-12-26 00:06:12 UTC

I have my gaymen PC for every thing else

2017-12-26 00:06:24 UTC

Have to summon @Deleted User for better info

2017-12-26 00:07:07 UTC

Being a tomokoposter makes him suicidal off the bat anyway so he's the best place for info on this

2017-12-26 00:07:50 UTC

>he doesn't livefu for his waifu

2017-12-26 00:07:59 UTC

The only part of that tomoko anime that made me laugh was when she was playing the gay backrub sim on her DS

2017-12-26 00:08:17 UTC

Hmmm

2017-12-26 00:08:19 UTC

Manga is better

2017-12-26 00:08:21 UTC

Will mark

2017-12-26 00:08:27 UTC

"Uh...uh... CUMMING SOOOOON"

2017-12-26 00:08:45 UTC

YOURE TEARING ME APART TEXAS

2017-12-26 00:08:50 UTC

REEEEE

2017-12-26 00:09:00 UTC

Get rekt, fuckboi

2017-12-26 00:09:26 UTC

It's okay, we'll get shredded by the Patriots. We always do.

2017-12-26 00:09:35 UTC

Fuck you you weren't even rooting for the steelers

2017-12-26 00:09:41 UTC

Wha

2017-12-26 00:09:52 UTC

I'm a lifelong Steelers fan you stupid twat

2017-12-26 00:10:09 UTC

XD'ing at your life fam

2017-12-26 00:10:24 UTC

Arent you in MN?

2017-12-26 00:10:35 UTC

Yes. And I'm from FL.

2017-12-26 00:10:44 UTC

My parents are from PA though.

2017-12-26 00:11:15 UTC

Vikings a shit and the dolphins are lol

2017-12-26 00:11:32 UTC

Patriots have a good chance of losing this time. If I wasnt so salty I'd bet on the Steelers

2017-12-26 00:12:27 UTC

>have their best receiver injured
>have another player probably paralyzed, based on how tight lipped they're being

2017-12-26 00:12:37 UTC

Hmmm yes, the Steelers are looking great!

2017-12-26 00:13:32 UTC

Im going to bet a dollar to spite you

2017-12-26 00:13:56 UTC

Nvm theres a minimum bet

2017-12-26 00:14:00 UTC

Gaym

2017-12-26 00:14:58 UTC

I wish the superbowl wasn't in MN.

2017-12-26 00:15:07 UTC

Sports fans a shit

2017-12-26 00:15:29 UTC

They're gonna ruin our city for like, 2 weeks.

2017-12-26 00:17:31 UTC

super-e-bowl-a

2017-12-26 00:18:00 UTC

Ha ha! So funneh! I squee'd AND XD'd!

2017-12-26 00:18:25 UTC

*me pokes @Droidbot with a spork*

2017-12-26 00:18:47 UTC

***pulls out chink EDC knife***

2017-12-26 00:19:36 UTC

*me is wearing chink XXXL Slash-proof gloves*

2017-12-26 00:19:49 UTC

fuk

2017-12-26 00:22:12 UTC

_/csgrp/_

2017-12-26 00:22:48 UTC

we need to make this a thing

2017-12-26 00:23:01 UTC

The dead look in all these Texans fan's eyes is ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-12-26 00:23:20 UTC

Today @Droidbot found out that he is a MANLET

2017-12-26 00:23:45 UTC

How does it feel

2017-12-26 00:23:52 UTC

feelsBadMan

2017-12-26 00:27:01 UTC

I want my package and i want it nao

2017-12-26 00:27:12 UTC

At least a tracking update

2017-12-26 00:27:50 UTC

@fedora ban yourself from /soyboy/ this is unacceptable behaviour.

2017-12-26 00:28:02 UTC

What

2017-12-26 00:28:28 UTC

Having expectations from goi is like waiting for your retarded child to succeed tho

2017-12-26 00:28:52 UTC

@johnfrum Steelers BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP'd all over your team today fam

2017-12-26 00:29:28 UTC

I'd go so far to say it was more like BROOOOOOONK

2017-12-26 00:29:30 UTC

I DO NOT NEED TO HEAR THIS I HOPE TOURSITS TAKE ALL THE CIROX

2017-12-26 00:29:54 UTC

LA CROIX YOU STUPID BITCH

2017-12-26 00:29:57 UTC

ENJOY YOUR OFF BRAND SELTZER

2017-12-26 00:30:05 UTC

AND I STOCKED UP, CUNT

2017-12-26 00:30:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395010382965506048/20171223_164320_HDR.jpg

2017-12-26 00:30:30 UTC

Thats like a week of dribkin for your large barge

2017-12-26 00:30:46 UTC

Im 99% sure you dont drink water

2017-12-26 00:30:54 UTC

S-shut up, it'll last at least 12 days

2017-12-26 00:31:06 UTC

Sigh i dunt want to be banned from another server

2017-12-26 00:31:09 UTC

Siiiggghhhh

2017-12-26 00:31:48 UTC

>doesn't want to be banned
>posts vids of fish getting mouth raped
<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-26 00:32:16 UTC

@Matthew >12 days

2017-12-26 00:32:31 UTC

You don't drink enough not water then

2017-12-26 00:33:03 UTC

Also that is an old pic you slut how much is left after your bender?

2017-12-26 00:33:15 UTC

I work full time, I'm only home and awake for 4 hours a day

2017-12-26 00:33:25 UTC

I've had 6 since then

2017-12-26 00:34:20 UTC

I thought they didnt stock cirox at your place of work becsuse they were a subsidetary of anhauser Busch

2017-12-26 00:35:02 UTC

That's Monster

2017-12-26 00:35:28 UTC

We have to stock Rockstar instead. Shit is alright. Not great, but alright.

2017-12-26 00:35:39 UTC

I wish JOLT was still a thing.

2017-12-26 00:35:58 UTC

Those huge battery shaped bottles with like, a million grams of caffeine๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-12-26 00:38:44 UTC

Jolt didnt have much caffeine tho

2017-12-26 00:40:32 UTC

Are you sure? I'm pretty sure it was like, the MOST caffeinated

2017-12-26 00:41:52 UTC

They still sell it in standard 16oz cans so I guess it has twice the caffine of a normal energy drink but even then thats 4 cups of coffee.

2017-12-26 00:42:18 UTC

I drink that amount regularly.

2017-12-26 00:43:18 UTC

>he's a stained teeth pleb

2017-12-26 00:43:44 UTC

Do you not brush your teeth mattew?

2017-12-26 00:44:00 UTC

Does john neesan need to come over and brush it for you?

2017-12-26 00:44:27 UTC

Don't get erotic with me, you subhuman Texan fan.

2017-12-26 00:45:02 UTC

I'm not a texan fan I'm a steelers antifan

2017-12-26 00:45:14 UTC

John go to bed

2017-12-26 00:45:39 UTC

Drive your moped into the sunset

2017-12-26 00:45:52 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395014319110225931/IMG_20171225_161631.jpg

2017-12-26 00:45:56 UTC

Does this look like a moped

2017-12-26 00:45:58 UTC

M O P E D

2017-12-26 00:46:00 UTC

๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž ๐Ÿ˜Ž

2017-12-26 00:46:23 UTC

>hillbilly bike

2017-12-26 00:46:27 UTC

I laugh

2017-12-26 00:46:34 UTC

Hey it's pretty great

2017-12-26 00:46:56 UTC

I'm more used to riding on the road but exploring is really nice

2017-12-26 00:47:23 UTC

>he is the kind of nigga that rides a harley on the weekends and doesnt go above 50 because hes a little bitch @Matthew

2017-12-26 00:47:36 UTC

>Harley

2017-12-26 00:48:04 UTC

@Lynxoid im suprised the little thing can survive what seems to be a road made of broken glass.

2017-12-26 00:48:20 UTC

It's funny because

2017-12-26 00:48:42 UTC

It broke right after i went back on it after taking the picture ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-12-26 00:48:55 UTC

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

2017-12-26 00:49:07 UTC

I am omniscient

2017-12-26 00:49:24 UTC

What broke?

2017-12-26 00:49:35 UTC

Front brake was stuck

2017-12-26 00:50:10 UTC

Had to go back at 15km/h redlined

2017-12-26 00:50:30 UTC

Turns out it was only dirt that got stuck behind the brake pad

2017-12-26 00:50:39 UTC

RIP brake drum

2017-12-26 00:50:49 UTC

easy money baybee

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395015562293411850/unknown.png

2017-12-26 00:51:21 UTC

The wolf of steam market

2017-12-26 00:51:42 UTC

Wow, 60 cents!

2017-12-26 00:51:48 UTC

๐Ÿฆˆ

2017-12-26 00:51:52 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395015829403598868/unknown.png

2017-12-26 00:51:57 UTC

How many copies of bad rats is that

2017-12-26 00:52:31 UTC

Y-you really are a Jew

2017-12-26 00:52:45 UTC

Can anyone tell me why people dont just inject thier own items? Im mean a group of bored russian teenagers should have figured it out by now.

2017-12-26 00:52:52 UTC

IM BACK SLUTS

2017-12-26 00:52:55 UTC

>you are a jew

2017-12-26 00:53:03 UTC

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

2017-12-26 00:53:13 UTC

Hello @Pawp ๐Ÿ‘‹

2017-12-26 00:53:23 UTC

hello commie

2017-12-26 00:53:47 UTC

@johnfrum if ur question is serious then the answer would be that you need authentication from steam servers

2017-12-26 00:53:58 UTC

and every item has its own unique id

2017-12-26 00:54:19 UTC

i mean someone probably pulled it off but got caught

2017-12-26 00:54:24 UTC

and any "easy" method is patched

2017-12-26 00:54:58 UTC

Steam probably has full time employees who's job is to try and cheese their servers

2017-12-26 00:55:00 UTC

the closest thing to that was someone figuring out that there was a *best* time to unbox tf2 crates for a guaranteed gold item

2017-12-26 00:55:07 UTC

*australium item

2017-12-26 00:55:08 UTC

Shit, they probably have people who do it for free

2017-12-26 00:55:13 UTC

or whatever the autists at valve called it

2017-12-26 00:56:26 UTC

There was also the dupe meme

2017-12-26 00:56:36 UTC

i mean the worst thing with teh steam server was you could forcibly download files froms steam

2017-12-26 00:56:39 UTC

bu they fixed that

2017-12-26 00:56:45 UTC

Where people would tell steam support that their items got stolen and then they'd dupe the items for you

2017-12-26 00:56:53 UTC

And you'd double your money ez pz

2017-12-26 00:56:55 UTC

they dont do that anymore iirc

2017-12-26 00:57:02 UTC

yeah too many people memed about it

2017-12-26 00:57:04 UTC

They still do it but it's very rare

2017-12-26 00:57:07 UTC

adn they just said "tough shit"

2017-12-26 00:57:12 UTC

It was a meme back last year

2017-12-26 00:57:12 UTC

Rip

2017-12-26 00:57:28 UTC

they probably pay more attention and check the requests more thoroughly for scams now

2017-12-26 00:57:48 UTC

Makes sense. Suppose its the same reason counterfeit money isnt that big a thing. Possible but a lot of effort.

2017-12-26 00:58:16 UTC

Scamming is still a huge thing

2017-12-26 00:58:18 UTC

Aren't there a ludicrous amount of counterfeit cigarettes?

2017-12-26 00:58:25 UTC

My faggot friend does it

2017-12-26 00:58:33 UTC

uuuh not counterfeit

2017-12-26 00:58:34 UTC

Legit made $390USD in a day

2017-12-26 00:58:37 UTC

just illegally imported

2017-12-26 00:58:55 UTC

@Droidbot hes a faggot whatever amount of money he makes

2017-12-26 00:59:01 UTC

cant change that :^)

2017-12-26 00:59:07 UTC

No he just sells them

2017-12-26 00:59:20 UTC

@Julian he owns a fake gambling site

2017-12-26 00:59:33 UTC

this is the dumbest scam method ever

2017-12-26 00:59:35 UTC

but

2017-12-26 00:59:48 UTC

he asks people to sell their stuff on opskins or bitskins

2017-12-26 01:00:00 UTC

Im still not quite sure how people get scammed and how people manage to find idiots stupid enough to get scammed

2017-12-26 01:00:07 UTC

then before they do the sale they go on this gambling site and enter his code

2017-12-26 01:00:23 UTC

And it makes them install an extension for chrome or ff

2017-12-26 01:00:40 UTC

and it replaces the code on opskins or bitskins

2017-12-26 01:00:59 UTC

dayum thats smarter than I anticipated

2017-12-26 01:01:08 UTC

but the people getting scammed are still huge idiots

2017-12-26 01:02:00 UTC

4 billion people have internet access, only need to fool a fraction of a fraction.

2017-12-26 01:02:22 UTC

my uncles dog is getting angry at me cause I'm wearing socks

2017-12-26 01:02:36 UTC

@Julian it's not a bad method by any means

2017-12-26 01:02:40 UTC

finding fools to scam is the easy part

2017-12-26 01:02:47 UTC

pulling the scam off is the hard part

2017-12-26 01:02:54 UTC

it's not hard

2017-12-26 01:03:08 UTC

@Droidbot so how does he convince them to go on his site

2017-12-26 01:03:08 UTC

I've watched him do it live on cam

2017-12-26 01:03:21 UTC

instead of selling directly on bitskins and opskins

2017-12-26 01:03:22 UTC

he just casually mentions it

2017-12-26 01:03:52 UTC

'yo before we sell can you enter my code on csgomeme.com? just as a bonus for giving you overpay'

2017-12-26 01:04:14 UTC

haha lmao

2017-12-26 01:04:37 UTC

do they not notice the extention being installed and asking permission

2017-12-26 01:04:54 UTC

people are fucking retarded

2017-12-26 01:05:01 UTC

@Droidbot >he doesnt rawdog floors
Your uncle's dog is a good dog for recognizing shit taste.

2017-12-26 01:05:17 UTC

how does one know opskins but doesnt know how to avoid getting scammed

2017-12-26 01:05:37 UTC

shrug

2017-12-26 01:05:41 UTC

if you want to get fucked in the ass so hard just sell your shit to people thru paypal

2017-12-26 01:05:46 UTC

The site looks pretty legit actually

2017-12-26 01:05:53 UTC

can you pm me the link

2017-12-26 01:06:12 UTC

inb4 I fall for the mem

2017-12-26 01:06:15 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-12-26 01:07:19 UTC

he swaps domains alot and he's offline atm

2017-12-26 01:07:50 UTC

it was some csgopolygon name-alike with a black theme

2017-12-26 01:08:34 UTC

>he hasn't fucked this guy over as a service to the gaymen community

2017-12-26 01:10:04 UTC

How is he going to report it?

2017-12-26 01:10:32 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/395020520732491786/image.jpg

2017-12-26 01:11:43 UTC

'Muh scumbag friend is scamming people on csgo'
Okay lets direct that to our cyber crimes team that is currently swamped by CP investigations and actual financial exploits.

2017-12-26 01:11:47 UTC

@fedora I feel the same way

2017-12-26 01:12:11 UTC

Why the fuck would you pay for a free service

2017-12-26 01:12:18 UTC

Fedora does

2017-12-26 01:12:31 UTC
2017-12-26 01:12:47 UTC

Explain yourself you basic bitch

2017-12-26 01:13:55 UTC

i want to support discord

2017-12-26 01:14:35 UTC

He did it for @Jake

2017-12-26 01:15:01 UTC

give me ur money thx

2017-12-26 01:15:21 UTC

@Jake when are you going to fix tagging people

2017-12-26 01:15:34 UTC

hmm

2017-12-26 01:15:35 UTC

maybe next year

2017-12-26 01:15:40 UTC

haha xd

2017-12-26 01:15:56 UTC

i know the bug u are talking about tho

2017-12-26 01:15:59 UTC

but its a hard one to fix

2017-12-26 01:16:04 UTC

due to how the client lazy loads offline ppl

2017-12-26 01:16:07 UTC

Is it gypsiesm

2017-12-26 01:16:21 UTC

I can never ping @Deleted User

2017-12-26 01:16:25 UTC

Expect now

2017-12-26 01:16:29 UTC

Sorry comfy

2017-12-26 01:16:35 UTC

it "generally" works

2017-12-26 01:16:37 UTC

I know cole always fails to ping johnfrum

2017-12-26 01:16:38 UTC

Oh yeah, for anyone who's been interested in Cemu. The latest version just released for patreons today and adds multithreading.

2017-12-26 01:16:39 UTC

if they are online

2017-12-26 01:16:50 UTC

Can you stop adding funny messages to the loading screen and start fixing memes like this

2017-12-26 01:16:52 UTC

Ban @@Matthew and release us of this curse

2017-12-26 01:16:55 UTC

no sorry

2017-12-26 01:16:57 UTC

i cannot

2017-12-26 01:17:03 UTC

i have to spend at least 40 hours a week coming up with loading lines

2017-12-26 01:17:14 UTC

oh shit sorry

2017-12-26 01:17:16 UTC

His gypsy magic causes this

2017-12-26 01:17:28 UTC

thank you 4 understanding

2017-12-26 01:18:21 UTC

WHAT

2017-12-26 01:19:29 UTC

@Jake MERRY CHRISTMAS I HOPE MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR NEXT YEAR WILL BE AN ACTUALLY WORKING CLIENT

2017-12-26 01:19:38 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-12-26 01:19:51 UTC

It wont be

2017-12-26 01:19:53 UTC

is @Jake actually a member of the server

2017-12-26 01:19:57 UTC

or can you just globally highlight him

2017-12-26 01:20:01 UTC

IRC when

2017-12-26 01:20:05 UTC

he is @Pawp

2017-12-26 01:20:30 UTC

neat

2017-12-26 01:20:41 UTC

you are obliged to ping him every time something bad happens with discord

2017-12-26 01:20:41 UTC

in other news. are chink mics any good

2017-12-26 01:20:42 UTC

Does he buy chink shit too??????

2017-12-26 01:20:44 UTC

or should i buy something used

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