I would never have guessed it.

I never bought from Ali express until like a week ago

I only ever bought from amazon

I rarely bought shit from eBay, and if I did I never got stuff from china because of delivery times

@Humbert Dortmund 🤢

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-41060011

Not too far off what goes on at @dappleface's private school <:chink:323022148870602752>

Ingroup preferences I'd assume

pajeets giving pajeets a bonus so pajeets take over the system. Nothing unusual and common to another (((tribe)))

>students ask for practice questions

>Prof gives them the questions

>prof and school get btfo

@Tervy my friend was forced to be spol

Kek

Mornings :DDDDDD

is anyone else a fucking retard

yeah what up

hows it going\

p good

was gonna tidy up the place but a fly got in my eye

they won

damn

im just happy my butt stopped leaking

was a rough 2 days

poop or blood

cum

gross

it was poop but it wasnt diareia

anyway life is uch better now

ican get back to comfortably browing aliexpress and amazon 16 hours a day

yeah I talk to women

I'm pretty good at it too

oh yeah

i had a gf once

6 years ago

i miss the neet life tbh

try a life of crime

its very similar

now i can afford buying shit from aliexpress but i barely have time to dick around with it 😦

I'm a kissless virgin

I'm only 18 though so it's fine

i-it'll be fine, right guys?

i wish i could take my virginity back

buy one online

aliexpress virginity

I've never had a girlfriend

if you search that you only get hair extensions

possibly from virgins but i dont know

and I've fucked myself in this town because before year 10 I was a complete sperg

dont worry you still are, you just have less self insight on your current state

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lol/32791579992.html

no hymen

still diamond

chinaman got you covered

the product description is nothing short of pretty funny

Hymenoplasty procedure requires admission to a clinic and can cost thousands of dollars, the artificial hymen provides much cheaper and convenient way to become a virgin again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWES7Uqbc9A

@Deleted User we'd love to hear about the spergout that caused your plight <:alithink:327930371796893698>

do you mean the context of the image?

>and I've fucked myself in this town because before year 10 I was a complete sperg

maybe @dappleface can learn a thing or two from you

Just a whole bunch of stuff man. I wasn't ***that*** bad

but the peak, the absolute peak of my autism

I played brony music to 500 people

at a school sports event

oh yeah, reminds me of which

this sperg had to write a 5000 essay and he chose to write it on mlp

and publicly announced his support for ukip to the lefty teachers

In 2016 one of my mates was a total anti-DRUMPF cuck

like so much so, he did a "pyrocynical style video" on trump for a school english assignment

So I redpilled him

And by the end of the year, when trump was elected, he was celebrating

but I checked his facebook the other week

Are you a britfag or ausfag?

ausfag

@transience. I've gone too far

>white genocide
spoken like a true incel

he has a girlfriend and I don't

how the fuck did this happened

I can't help but smirk at how people like that feel just a little too sorry for themselves

it's not because they're white

it's because they're autistic incels that no one wants to be around

I mean posting that shit on facebook

probably a whackjob r9k tier roastie

@Deleted User easy on the alt right stuff there

did you even read the context

I did

doesn't mean it needs to be posted

Discord is cracking down on this shit

sorry

I read it which is why I left your story about him intact

we don't need anymore /pol/ content here, regardless ^

That too

same goes for lefty-pol

I thought this was /r/the_donald

only EPIC WINS on reddit

Shit sorry guys i came into wrong discord

fuck off /pol/, this is /r9k/ discord

nazis cant be robots

^

we knew they were chads all along

get off my board reeeeee

fucking roastie colleague invited me over

i said no the last 3 times

this one will be "the last time", cause i am moving

Should I wear my minecraft t shirt?

@JHWH how was your r9k night

Did you like sprite and rum

i drank too little

yes i had it before, its good

Yea you didnt even join @zambz discord

Sad

Wasnt drunk enough

no, i played pubg and blasted Gua Laowai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTHR_omZtXc

My jam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVHT8C2Yxdg

<:chink:323022148870602752>

what the fuck is this

what chinks call music

happy happy

happy happy c n y

happy happy me and u

its arrrrigt <:chink:323022148870602752>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j5mx_6LCkU

isnt western edm very popular in china

i wonder why

because being western is trendy and shit

tfw normies are trying to pressure me to go out drinking

and I've been saying no for the past couple of weeks, they're probably thinking I'm making excuses at this point

@transience you drink alone but cant go drinking with friends??? <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

Catch 22

>try to sober up and be functional again
>tell people that's what you're doing
>feel r9k
>drink anyway

I have no alcohol left now

hope I can actually get through it this time

Why not just go drink with them??? <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

because I'm trying to stay sober

it just gets you when you're not expecting it

You should try that CBT shit.

@transience don't go fam

I stayed in like a true neet

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

yayy

we're all gonna make it

I think

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

@install gentoo so its better that he stays home like true neet drinking than going out with friends

Is islam this cucked religion

last time I went out with them, I had a 4 day hangover

unironically

http://i.imgur.com/znAJfnE.png?1

>>>/g/sqt/

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

@transience im having 4 day hangover tbh

or ask our engineer @dappleface

@fedora what did you have

Thats why i didnt go to after party today tbh

a normie party? <:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

@transience i was drinking straight vodka with new uni normie friends tuesday

Tbh

that's one way to hide your power level <:chink:323022148870602752>

Also alcohol

They had to get me into taxi

I wasnt only one extremely drunk tbh

this normie I was with literally went into a pajeet takeaway and asked the delivery guy to deliver to his house while driving him home

eventually, he just wandered around town looking for a taxi while absolutely smashed out of his head

his normie friends all ditched him and and I was like wtf

and they said this is what normally what happens when he gets drunk

and there wasn't a taxi for like 30 minutes

this was like 2am

When i once went to bar with friend he skiped whole taxi line

In helsinki

It was like 2 hour line

It was some stupid holiday

I forgot what

i like this new /r9k/ greentext reddit here

@fedora alcohol is degen

daily reminder https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4

<:FeelsBetaMan:313367307193942016> NEET uprising now

😖

😩

oi, weaponised autism is no joke

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

lol

>his religion forbids drinking

sad

not enough freedom

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

what license does islam have

sharia

seems like gplv3

n-no it has the sharia license

so this just happened

gplv3 license religion sad

"you can do what i like" 😡

that's atheism

They thincc its free but they are all gommies

<:chink:323022148870602752>

noticed a fuckin weird thing w/ my huion tablet

http://i.imgur.com/Xi3ot50.png

why not on lsusb output

Is that openbox?

xinput list shows it, when i plug it in it shows in dmesg

nah it's xfce

Ew

xfeces

i know the device is 256c:006e but like

it should show its name there too

like it does in dmesg and xinput list

Its chink, it doesn't have a name

This is normal

is there somekind underage party going on in voice chat

it does, HUION PenTablet

or, depending on your kernel version, UCLogic PenTablet

Oh, lsusb is bloat

Don't use it

lsusb is a handy tool, or would be if it fucking worked right lmao

Use dmesg

lsusb gives smaller output faster to throw grep at

dmesg has very large output may even take an entire second to throw into grep

but there is literally no need for it. It is bloat

also i mean i'm switching to suse for my next pc, bloat isn't a primary concern for me on a desktop

But lsusb evidently doesn't work properly either

hell this thing is simultaneously a gaming pc, cad workstation, cam machine, audio workstation, and eda workstation

Typical of gnu programs

why care about bloat when i am running all the bloatiest types of software anyway

install OpenBSD then

It doesn't have this problem

lol

maybe if i decide to move from HA-cluster of rpis to a single more powerful machine for squid and dns and such i'll move to openbsd for that

yea it doesent have software anyways

It has all the software I used on linux

oh ithas software, just

Literally all of it

you lose all the security bragging rights if you install any of it

im kidding

fedora suck me off

underage

@Kaytee no? It has mitigations in the kernel

david tell me the ewhore secrets tbh i need some extra income

@fedora homo secksu al

@Kaytee it's dead

show me how to find the findom cuckolds

you won't find anyone anymore

@dave is there underage party in voice chat

yes

dylan went downstairs tho