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2017-12-14 20:12:34 UTC

ah rooftop koreans

2017-12-14 20:12:45 UTC

Real riot hours

2017-12-14 20:14:10 UTC

I do wonder how a daewoo drifts

2017-12-14 20:19:41 UTC

FF layout glhf

2017-12-14 20:19:53 UTC

Espero is one sexy deu tho

2017-12-14 20:21:31 UTC

Tfw shaves my beard but fucked up

2017-12-14 20:21:41 UTC

Walked around like a hobo all day

2017-12-14 20:22:01 UTC

dat ass

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390961651454705684/1280px-Daewoo_Espero_rear_20071227.png

2017-12-14 20:22:10 UTC

Thiccccc

2017-12-14 20:22:19 UTC

Post penis

2017-12-14 20:22:28 UTC

the face's good too

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390961763425976320/1280px-Daewoo_Espero_front_20071227.png

2017-12-14 20:22:56 UTC

Looks like a car James Gandolfini would drive in

2017-12-14 20:40:20 UTC

so many wrong things

2017-12-14 20:42:41 UTC

Ok fuck off Wellington see you again at some point in life >ok

2017-12-14 20:46:54 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390967913198256132/JPEG_20171215_094641.jpg

2017-12-14 20:49:58 UTC

Damn Chinese restaurant isn't answering my post avout the rice pot. Do they speak english? Might try to figure out how to make an international call. I will have an insulated and charming bamboo rice pot.

2017-12-14 20:50:11 UTC

Also what didn't you like about Wellington

2017-12-14 20:58:08 UTC

/g/ is pretty low test i imagine

2017-12-14 20:58:22 UTC

what is everyones beard/facial hair growth like

2017-12-14 20:58:44 UTC

i think i would look decent with a beard, but even patchy takes me like a week

2017-12-14 20:58:48 UTC

Think you are better off asking /soyboy/

2017-12-14 20:59:50 UTC

i shave once a month just so i can say I shave

2017-12-14 21:00:49 UTC

why NZ always looks so comfy

2017-12-14 21:00:56 UTC

the weather is always nice

2017-12-14 21:07:51 UTC

kek, Schwedish news are all going "OMG NET NEUTRALITY REPEALED, WE'RE ALL DOOOOOOOOOOOMED!"

2017-12-14 21:08:13 UTC

fuck sweden

2017-12-14 21:08:57 UTC

I'm with them on this issue at least.

2017-12-14 21:08:57 UTC

THIS IS HORRIBLE, EVERYONE TELLS ME THIS, A LARGE GROUP OF PEOPLE HAS NEVER BEEN WRONG BEFORE, I'M LITERALLY

2017-12-14 21:09:00 UTC

But in general, yes. Fuck 'em.

2017-12-14 21:09:00 UTC

S H A K I N G

2017-12-14 21:09:05 UTC

Bunch of pussyfaggots.

2017-12-14 21:10:44 UTC

so no one here uses like

2017-12-14 21:10:56 UTC

beard growth extract formulas to grow faster?

2017-12-14 21:11:14 UTC

You mean snake oil?

2017-12-14 21:11:15 UTC

No.

2017-12-14 21:11:18 UTC

I don't use that.

2017-12-14 21:11:25 UTC

Deets, please join /soyboy/

2017-12-14 21:11:37 UTC

They are lonely there. @fedora is a mod there.

2017-12-14 21:11:39 UTC

i want a beard but it would take me like half a year for anything even decent i bet

2017-12-14 21:16:43 UTC

I shaved mine off poorly

2017-12-14 21:16:46 UTC

Had to re-shave

2017-12-14 21:16:50 UTC

I have to be careful with my skin

2017-12-14 21:16:56 UTC

Got my pizzaface under control now

2017-12-14 21:17:07 UTC

Better skin than my fucking girlfriend

2017-12-14 21:17:21 UTC

Like a Chink

2017-12-14 21:18:05 UTC

hahaha

2017-12-14 21:18:40 UTC

Didn't Accutane give you IBS?

2017-12-14 21:18:46 UTC

Antibiotics

2017-12-14 21:18:56 UTC

Doxycocline

2017-12-14 21:19:04 UTC

And monocycline

2017-12-14 21:19:11 UTC

Which I turn out to be allergic for

2017-12-14 21:19:22 UTC

So ye I did fuck up my own body

2017-12-14 21:19:36 UTC

what are those?

2017-12-14 21:19:40 UTC

Antibiotics

2017-12-14 21:19:52 UTC

ahhh

2017-12-14 21:20:05 UTC

It's used to kill protozoa and bacteria

2017-12-14 21:20:06 UTC

so that triggered the IBS?

2017-12-14 21:20:23 UTC

did that stuff send you into a deep depression like i read about it?

2017-12-14 21:20:27 UTC

I was born with a bacterial issue

2017-12-14 21:20:34 UTC

@johnfrum nah that's how I say goodbye to things, no harm

2017-12-14 21:20:35 UTC

Which caused every other physical ailment

2017-12-14 21:20:46 UTC

Blazinskrubs level of humour

2017-12-14 21:20:52 UTC
2017-12-14 21:20:53 UTC

So when they were put under control everything else was fixed

2017-12-14 21:20:57 UTC

Except it gave me something much worse

2017-12-14 21:21:04 UTC

@Deleted User you mean drought?

2017-12-14 21:21:20 UTC

Basically the medication killed my bacteria

2017-12-14 21:21:22 UTC

But the good ones too

2017-12-14 21:21:30 UTC

Then your body starts to rebuild them

2017-12-14 21:21:32 UTC

tbh sounds like in a way a lottery of a bad sorts

2017-12-14 21:21:33 UTC

A bit of rain yesterday, but it's been sunny asf

2017-12-14 21:21:35 UTC

that's how antibiotics work

2017-12-14 21:21:40 UTC

that's why you eat yoghurt

2017-12-14 21:21:53 UTC

But because of an imbalance it started to build bacteria in my small intestines

2017-12-14 21:21:54 UTC

i have never heard of such disease

2017-12-14 21:22:08 UTC

Which is not where they are supposed to be

2017-12-14 21:22:12 UTC

So they start to run rampant

2017-12-14 21:22:23 UTC

So you start to poorly absorb foods

2017-12-14 21:22:41 UTC

I basically have to take probiotics like Spaqin mentioned

2017-12-14 21:22:44 UTC

@Obolon Prime RIP >tfw when what it looks comfy is actually a drought

2017-12-14 21:22:56 UTC

same happened in PR not that long ago

2017-12-14 21:23:07 UTC

ironic becasue it is a tropical island

2017-12-14 21:23:11 UTC

So yeah I did win the lottery of misery kek

2017-12-14 21:23:17 UTC

Like Dostoeyvsky

2017-12-14 21:23:38 UTC

@Deleted User that's called summer

2017-12-14 21:24:02 UTC

damn that sucks

2017-12-14 21:24:15 UTC

Aka. the time when farmers bitch and moan because the rain isn't falling as much

2017-12-14 21:24:27 UTC

>No rain

2017-12-14 21:24:30 UTC

Come live here

2017-12-14 21:24:31 UTC

you told me no cure and that is not that well understod

2017-12-14 21:24:38 UTC

Ye

2017-12-14 21:24:41 UTC

There's no cure

2017-12-14 21:24:45 UTC

is like a doble whammy of shit

2017-12-14 21:25:05 UTC

I don't even have the bad type

2017-12-14 21:25:14 UTC

Kurt Cobain apparently had to shit like once an hour

2017-12-14 21:25:23 UTC

I don't have issues with that

2017-12-14 21:25:25 UTC

I just have pain

2017-12-14 21:25:48 UTC

And malabsorbtion

2017-12-14 21:26:10 UTC

So I need to feed myself medication that helps my body absorb food

2017-12-14 21:26:14 UTC

@Obolon Prime kek. Here doe there was a legit drought in 2015. The water had to be reduced in usage by imposing curfews on it

2017-12-14 21:26:20 UTC

Wtf

2017-12-14 21:26:24 UTC

You dudes have droughts?

2017-12-14 21:26:35 UTC

@Deleted User oh, they do that here

2017-12-14 21:26:38 UTC

in 2015 we had one

2017-12-14 21:26:43 UTC

theres drougts in the uk

2017-12-14 21:26:45 UTC

was quite weird

2017-12-14 21:26:49 UTC

Can Puerto Ricans swim? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-12-14 21:26:50 UTC

Every region has some form of restriction at some point

2017-12-14 21:27:00 UTC

No Biggie

2017-12-14 21:27:04 UTC

everybody was asking for a hurricane

2017-12-14 21:27:13 UTC

doe to how bad it got

2017-12-14 21:27:15 UTC

@Deleted User haha boomfa

2017-12-14 21:27:54 UTC

was the first time shit like that happened in here

2017-12-14 21:28:03 UTC

quite an annomaly

2017-12-14 21:28:21 UTC

So can PRs swim

2017-12-14 21:28:23 UTC

@Shrimpf i still havent met people that dont know how to

2017-12-14 21:28:24 UTC

kek

2017-12-14 21:28:40 UTC

I live in Zora's domain

2017-12-14 21:28:44 UTC

so I absolutely have to

2017-12-14 21:28:50 UTC

the whole thing is an island and the major attraction are the beaches

2017-12-14 21:29:01 UTC

so you must know how to

2017-12-14 21:29:11 UTC

I bet you guys get no Eurpoor visitors

2017-12-14 21:29:27 UTC

no

2017-12-14 21:29:31 UTC

that i know of

2017-12-14 21:29:49 UTC

@Shrimpf you get a few poms moving here, yes

2017-12-14 21:30:16 UTC

Is Pom an English person?

2017-12-14 21:30:25 UTC
2017-12-14 21:30:43 UTC

maybe yes

2017-12-14 21:30:48 UTC

they come here mainly to surf

2017-12-14 21:30:48 UTC

mostly burgers doe

2017-12-14 21:31:05 UTC

@Deleted User looks like a poor connection

2017-12-14 21:31:09 UTC

yea

2017-12-14 21:31:13 UTC

Repeating messages

2017-12-14 21:31:16 UTC

Repeating messages

2017-12-14 21:31:18 UTC

Repeating messages

2017-12-14 21:31:40 UTC

where i am i dont know what is going on but the entire cell grid collapsed

2017-12-14 21:31:51 UTC

we are still recovering from a hurricane so

2017-12-14 21:31:55 UTC

cat 5

2017-12-14 21:32:11 UTC

@Deleted User didn't Tesla sort you sorry asses out yet?

2017-12-14 21:32:19 UTC

Or was that just a hospital?

2017-12-14 21:32:21 UTC

Elon Musk

2017-12-14 21:32:34 UTC

That was the comfort ship

2017-12-14 21:32:41 UTC

mostly the US navy

2017-12-14 21:33:00 UTC

musk was trying to set up an experiment here doe

2017-12-14 21:33:09 UTC

Let me watch what Puerto Rico even looks like

2017-12-14 21:33:35 UTC

hmmm <:iosthink:328535776843268105>

2017-12-14 21:33:51 UTC

i will be out so i can take pics

2017-12-14 21:33:52 UTC

Nice boats

2017-12-14 21:34:08 UTC

My country looks boring as fuck

2017-12-14 21:34:11 UTC

Yeah sure

2017-12-14 21:34:21 UTC

Damn those jungles

2017-12-14 21:34:37 UTC

I have never seen a palm tree

2017-12-14 21:34:39 UTC

Tomorrow i will travel so i can get pics of the countryside

2017-12-14 21:34:44 UTC

Or a jungle

2017-12-14 21:34:45 UTC

really?

2017-12-14 21:34:49 UTC

Nope

2017-12-14 21:35:15 UTC

They are comfy specially when going to the beaches

2017-12-14 21:35:31 UTC

the shade they provide <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-12-14 21:35:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390980230304628746/amsterdamse-bos-720x480.jpg

2017-12-14 21:35:58 UTC

This is what we call a forest

2017-12-14 21:36:04 UTC

Some artificially planted trees

2017-12-14 21:36:14 UTC

The Netherlands is literally just mud shoveled on top of water until you could stand on it

2017-12-14 21:36:24 UTC

looks like Colorado sort of

2017-12-14 21:36:29 UTC

<:iosthink:328535776843268105>

2017-12-14 21:37:01 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390980524325208064/amsterdam-nachtleven.jpg

2017-12-14 21:37:08 UTC

i guess you guys have special construction regulations?

2017-12-14 21:37:10 UTC

I live about 30 minutes away from here

2017-12-14 21:37:16 UTC

Yeah

2017-12-14 21:37:18 UTC

If one fucks up

2017-12-14 21:37:20 UTC

We're flooded

2017-12-14 21:37:28 UTC

looks nice

2017-12-14 21:37:48 UTC

would like to travel and see it in person

2017-12-14 21:37:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390980767158894592/The_Netherlands_compared_to_sealevel.png

2017-12-14 21:38:10 UTC

What would happen if one dyke goes

2017-12-14 21:38:25 UTC

The Netherlands is comfy as fuck

2017-12-14 21:38:31 UTC

I want to travel to Greece soon

2017-12-14 21:39:00 UTC

shit... better not fuck up construction

2017-12-14 21:39:10 UTC

One dyke? <:benis:239668961011040257>

2017-12-14 21:39:11 UTC

Wtf

2017-12-14 21:39:14 UTC

Are those caves

2017-12-14 21:39:21 UTC

Puerto Rico has caves?

2017-12-14 21:39:21 UTC

youll be in the area doe @Shrimpf

2017-12-14 21:39:24 UTC

yes

2017-12-14 21:39:30 UTC

Yep kek

2017-12-14 21:39:36 UTC

I live in the most dangerous area of the Netherlands

2017-12-14 21:39:39 UTC

The furthest below sea level

2017-12-14 21:39:51 UTC

they do. its quite a nice experience to walk inside them

2017-12-14 21:40:08 UTC

Tfw no tanned puerto rican gf

2017-12-14 21:40:17 UTC

you see bats and artifacts from the natives

2017-12-14 21:40:18 UTC

kek

2017-12-14 21:40:23 UTC

<:iosthink:328535776843268105>

2017-12-14 21:40:40 UTC

I'll send Dutch girls

2017-12-14 21:40:55 UTC

many ppl like pr girls... pr i think is the country that has won more miss universe prizes

2017-12-14 21:40:56 UTC

kek

2017-12-14 21:41:21 UTC

i mean that is subjective, beaty but

2017-12-14 21:41:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390981681504452630/HpA1w26.jpg

2017-12-14 21:41:40 UTC

venezuela is 2nd place on those

2017-12-14 21:41:41 UTC

Tfw no Dutch hockey gf

2017-12-14 21:41:52 UTC

cute

2017-12-14 21:42:04 UTC

Well at least all the Venezuelan girls are skinny

2017-12-14 21:42:15 UTC

ohhh nicely played

2017-12-14 21:42:17 UTC

kek

2017-12-14 21:42:23 UTC

<:chaika:232792149874311168> <:honkhonk:381867737443467268>

2017-12-14 21:42:28 UTC

Kek

2017-12-14 21:42:45 UTC

send dutch gf and ill send pr gf

2017-12-14 21:42:51 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2017-12-14 21:42:59 UTC

Good trade

2017-12-14 21:43:08 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-12-14 21:43:10 UTC

AY PAPI

2017-12-14 21:43:11 UTC

vs

2017-12-14 21:43:13 UTC

KANKER KANKER KANKER

2017-12-14 21:43:23 UTC

hahaha

2017-12-14 21:43:55 UTC

you must learn how to dance doe

2017-12-14 21:44:02 UTC

pr girls love that

2017-12-14 21:44:54 UTC

I can dance luckily

2017-12-14 21:45:08 UTC

But not like a serious dance

2017-12-14 21:46:17 UTC

<:iosthink:328535776843268105> doe as in Europe foreigners are exotic, in PR Europeans are exotic

2017-12-14 21:46:25 UTC

so that plays in your favor

2017-12-14 21:46:26 UTC

kek

2017-12-14 21:46:47 UTC

Does PR have a shortage of men

2017-12-14 21:46:52 UTC

Like in Eastern Europe

2017-12-14 21:47:37 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390983194050166804/8333031705_61c0593d9c_b.jpg

2017-12-14 21:47:43 UTC

Tfw no New Year's Eve Dive gf

2017-12-14 21:48:07 UTC

not really. it is balanced

2017-12-14 21:48:17 UTC

>EastEur
>shortage of men

2017-12-14 21:49:00 UTC

Eastern European cities are below 45% male

2017-12-14 21:49:45 UTC

Latvia, Lithuania, Ukraine, Armenia, Russia, Belarus, Estonia

2017-12-14 21:49:50 UTC

Serbia

2017-12-14 21:49:50 UTC

a

2017-12-14 21:49:56 UTC

tfw bolan is central euro

2017-12-14 21:49:57 UTC

Those are even worse

2017-12-14 21:49:59 UTC

so we got all the chads

2017-12-14 21:50:01 UTC

and sebix

2017-12-14 21:50:34 UTC

A what

2017-12-14 21:50:56 UTC

dres

2017-12-14 21:50:56 UTC

i ithought you guys called them dresy

2017-12-14 21:50:59 UTC

Ohhh

2017-12-14 21:51:01 UTC

by the name of Sebastian

2017-12-14 21:51:07 UTC

which is a common dres name

2017-12-14 21:52:13 UTC
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Eastern European tribal dance

2017-12-14 21:52:30 UTC

Mating time in Poland

2017-12-14 21:52:37 UTC

kek

2017-12-14 21:52:46 UTC

CHARD BAZZ!

2017-12-14 21:52:58 UTC

here we have reggaeton... total cancer

2017-12-14 21:52:58 UTC

i guess every country has its cancer

2017-12-14 21:53:04 UTC

Kek

2017-12-14 21:53:14 UTC

In France you have Frenchcore

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