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2017-12-14 14:31:35 UTC

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2017-12-14 14:31:39 UTC

>Not using your vaper to hack traffic lights

2017-12-14 14:32:06 UTC

Nvm, I pinged you by accident

2017-12-14 14:32:29 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390873687127228417/image.png

2017-12-14 14:32:38 UTC

my heart skipped for nothing??

2017-12-14 14:32:53 UTC

dont play with others feelings

2017-12-14 14:33:04 UTC

tsundere!!!

2017-12-14 14:33:15 UTC

*Grabs you by the throat*
BACK THE FUCK OFF!?

2017-12-14 14:33:44 UTC

InFlorida4252 anwering the important questions https://youtu.be/YQ_9DSW-QCI

2017-12-14 14:33:49 UTC

Pls no

2017-12-14 14:35:10 UTC

*feels bulge*
uwu what's this?

2017-12-14 14:35:27 UTC

From Aliexpress

2017-12-14 14:35:36 UTC

Patrick smelled the gay and came back

2017-12-14 14:35:46 UTC

Shrimp makes gay innuendo?

2017-12-14 14:35:48 UTC

WHERE IS MY COAT

2017-12-14 14:36:18 UTC

Is it my t430

2017-12-14 14:36:48 UTC

My anne pro?

2017-12-14 14:37:29 UTC

@Shrimpf how long does it take for shit to get through the netherlands? If it isn't a day you can't call yourself german.

2017-12-14 14:37:39 UTC

A week usually

2017-12-14 14:37:45 UTC

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-12-14 14:37:57 UTC

<:anime:338369166929035265>

2017-12-14 14:38:10 UTC

Worse in France

2017-12-14 14:38:17 UTC

Family usually asks me to buy shit and then send it

2017-12-14 14:38:22 UTC

Because it's faster

2017-12-14 14:38:23 UTC

Fucking how, it's like a quarter the size of a normal US state.

2017-12-14 14:38:38 UTC

No idea

2017-12-14 14:38:44 UTC

The Netherlands is pretty densely packed

2017-12-14 14:38:58 UTC

That's should make it faster<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-12-14 14:39:05 UTC

Fair point

2017-12-14 14:39:10 UTC

I wonder why it takes like a week then

2017-12-14 14:39:32 UTC

Find the Dutch Cole and bulli him to dispatch faster.

2017-12-14 14:40:20 UTC

Kek

2017-12-14 14:40:26 UTC

Or tell those Krauts to hurry the fuck up

2017-12-14 14:40:40 UTC

Just jetski down from those mountains

2017-12-14 14:40:46 UTC

Or just blame santa

2017-12-14 14:40:48 UTC

@transience Any recommended flavors mate?

2017-12-14 14:40:58 UTC

How long does it take to get shit in L O N D O N

2017-12-14 14:40:58 UTC

banana

2017-12-14 14:40:59 UTC

Cock

2017-12-14 14:41:02 UTC

unironically

2017-12-14 14:41:12 UTC

>I was close

2017-12-14 14:41:17 UTC

How do you know what cock tastes like

2017-12-14 14:41:20 UTC

@Shrimpf When I lived in yorkshire, I got my chink shit in a week

2017-12-14 14:41:21 UTC

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2017-12-14 14:41:33 UTC

now it takes a whole month

2017-12-14 14:41:38 UTC

Transiance claims it tastes like bannanas

2017-12-14 14:41:47 UTC

not sure if it's because uni is holding back my chink shit or what

2017-12-14 14:41:48 UTC

Damn

2017-12-14 14:41:49 UTC

Looking at this shit called "The Streak". Really good reviews. It's strawberry, cream and waffles

2017-12-14 14:41:52 UTC

Yorkshire is beautiful

2017-12-14 14:41:52 UTC

SeemsGood

2017-12-14 14:42:53 UTC

>Lavender

2017-12-14 14:42:55 UTC

>Exotic

2017-12-14 14:42:59 UTC

>Grows literally in every fucking country

2017-12-14 14:43:10 UTC

I can't grow it where I am too cold

2017-12-14 14:43:21 UTC

I don't really care what it is long as it tastes good

2017-12-14 14:43:40 UTC

>playful

No man says playful and doesn't suck cock

2017-12-14 14:43:42 UTC

Probably go for as high as I can on PG. I don't really care about clouds.

2017-12-14 14:44:28 UTC

Looking at Vapewild because shit looks cheap

2017-12-14 14:44:29 UTC

Why doesn't gearbest sell any nice laptop stands

2017-12-14 14:44:49 UTC

@Shrimpf costs too much to ship probably

2017-12-14 14:44:49 UTC

I want one that doesn't elevate

2017-12-14 14:45:19 UTC

Also gearbest is meh at best in terms of selection and shipping, people only use it for the point systems and it looks nice

2017-12-14 14:45:20 UTC

Probably directvapor

2017-12-14 14:45:23 UTC

Is what you're thinking of

2017-12-14 14:45:36 UTC

Fair enough

2017-12-14 14:45:40 UTC

Ali has much better stands

2017-12-14 14:46:11 UTC

>$5/120mL

2017-12-14 14:46:12 UTC

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

2017-12-14 14:46:56 UTC

That's a lot of fucking juice for $5

2017-12-14 14:47:21 UTC

Made out of dolphin bone marrow

2017-12-14 14:47:29 UTC

A true Chinese classic

2017-12-14 14:47:54 UTC

They're going to find out inhaling glycol gives you diabetes or something.

2017-12-14 14:48:06 UTC

Tbh I kind of hate people who think that they can vape anywhere they want now

2017-12-14 14:48:24 UTC

Like some dude vaping at the supermarket

2017-12-14 14:48:54 UTC

Just going to get banned in more places like smoking

2017-12-14 14:48:54 UTC

It still comes from your mouth

2017-12-14 14:49:06 UTC

Places are already doing it.

2017-12-14 14:49:23 UTC

Me or shrimp?

2017-12-14 14:49:28 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-12-14 14:49:29 UTC

penis shrimp

2017-12-14 14:49:31 UTC

<:hyperthonk:327934332545007617>

2017-12-14 14:49:33 UTC

He just called you a fag

2017-12-14 14:49:38 UTC

Are you gonna take that?

2017-12-14 14:49:48 UTC

i saw a pic of a shrimp stuffed into someones foreskin

2017-12-14 14:49:55 UTC
2017-12-14 14:49:56 UTC

That's me IRL

2017-12-14 14:50:01 UTC

nop

2017-12-14 14:50:07 UTC

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2017-12-14 14:50:22 UTC

ill look for it when i get home

2017-12-14 14:50:34 UTC

I believe you, man

2017-12-14 14:50:43 UTC

Dont share my personal pictures pls

2017-12-14 14:51:37 UTC

yeah theres one with a turlte

2017-12-14 14:51:47 UTC

saw one with a rat as well

2017-12-14 14:51:58 UTC

also all sorts of bugs

2017-12-14 14:52:15 UTC

I found footage of Patrick on youtube

2017-12-14 14:52:53 UTC

NANOMACHINES, SON

2017-12-14 14:53:11 UTC

Footage of Patrick

2017-12-14 14:53:11 UTC

i took another look at the corolla today

2017-12-14 14:53:13 UTC

i'm afraid

2017-12-14 14:53:29 UTC

there was an online cannabis seeds store sticker on the rear view mirror

2017-12-14 14:53:36 UTC

So?

2017-12-14 14:53:46 UTC

Maybe the dude had a medicinal thing

2017-12-14 14:53:48 UTC

Dude is a gardener

2017-12-14 14:53:52 UTC

did you visit it

2017-12-14 14:53:59 UTC

I'll visit you

2017-12-14 14:54:00 UTC

is fully illegal here

2017-12-14 14:54:08 UTC

is he smarter than a typical chav alcoholic?

2017-12-14 14:54:16 UTC

or is he a brainlet because of putting the sticker there?

2017-12-14 14:54:27 UTC

Seeds fall in a strange place in most places.

2017-12-14 14:54:32 UTC

*dresy

2017-12-14 14:54:36 UTC

It's a novelty until you grow it.

2017-12-14 14:54:38 UTC

Pls use correct Polish words

2017-12-14 14:54:43 UTC

gopnik yes

2017-12-14 14:54:55 UTC

Thats Rus

2017-12-14 14:55:00 UTC

it seems now that there *must* be something wrong

2017-12-14 14:55:08 UTC

He's probably just a dumbass but if the car is solid you'll be fine.

2017-12-14 14:55:30 UTC

or it's not fine and that's why it's on sale

2017-12-14 14:55:43 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-12-14 14:56:14 UTC

the question of "why are you selling it" could prove crucial in the negotiations

2017-12-14 14:56:35 UTC

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2017-12-14 14:56:44 UTC

Maybe get an obd 1 sensor from ebay if you can't wait.

2017-12-14 14:56:49 UTC

Take it for a spin

2017-12-14 14:57:07 UTC

You'll pay more than Ali but it'll get there a lot faster.

2017-12-14 14:57:38 UTC

nah

2017-12-14 14:57:42 UTC

i was thinking of taking it to the shop

2017-12-14 14:57:58 UTC

i'm gonna call in the evening and set up an appointment somewhere during the day

2017-12-14 14:58:06 UTC

any time after 15:00 is too late because it's so fucking dark

2017-12-14 14:58:29 UTC

Huh, didn't know they let you do that.

2017-12-14 14:58:39 UTC

you're a burger, no?

2017-12-14 14:58:47 UTC

where do you take your car for an inspection?

2017-12-14 14:59:51 UTC

@spaqin generally sellers allow for a test drive and such but inspections are after the purchase. Main thing is the scheduling, think most wouldn't have a problem woth that actually.

2017-12-14 15:01:28 UTC

hmm

2017-12-14 15:07:04 UTC

in the most basic case i'd go with checking the error codes

2017-12-14 15:07:16 UTC

that'd be quick enough

2017-12-14 15:09:26 UTC

Yeah, no real excuse not to do that if every auto and box store sells them and you can Google results

2017-12-14 15:09:48 UTC

in the old toyotas it's just a wire

2017-12-14 15:10:00 UTC

shorting two points and turning the key for ignition

2017-12-14 15:11:48 UTC

Doesn't obd1 have scanners? The short trick is for doing it without one

2017-12-14 15:12:18 UTC

doesn't look like it

2017-12-14 15:12:48 UTC

well, there are adapters to OBD2

2017-12-14 15:13:34 UTC

Yeah, that's what I meant.

2017-12-14 15:13:50 UTC

Do they not work?

2017-12-14 15:15:32 UTC

no info online really

2017-12-14 15:16:13 UTC

Hm, you're right, seems the scanners are for Fords?

2017-12-14 15:16:26 UTC

or GMs or whatever

2017-12-14 15:17:47 UTC

the wire trick should do the trick in telling me if there's something so bad even the computer throws it

2017-12-14 15:25:21 UTC

<:you:265281777168416768>

2017-12-14 15:32:26 UTC

@JHWH get some Prague drunk pucci

2017-12-14 15:35:27 UTC

b-boipucci?

2017-12-14 15:37:26 UTC

Prague has both

2017-12-14 15:37:31 UTC

( อกยฐ อœส– อกยฐ)

2017-12-14 15:56:46 UTC

@Cole s-so what is your plan for n-new years ๐Ÿ˜–

2017-12-14 15:58:27 UTC

>not just staying home and shitposting on discord tbh

2017-12-14 16:06:54 UTC

@JHWH you're not getting my boipucci

2017-12-14 16:07:02 UTC

idk I might be at work

2017-12-14 16:07:06 UTC

still unknown

2017-12-14 16:07:22 UTC

@bentech your profile pic was red stop fucking with me

2017-12-14 16:07:48 UTC

im deleting my old acc

2017-12-14 16:07:50 UTC

this is new one

2017-12-14 16:07:57 UTC

was in too many servers lol

2017-12-14 16:08:10 UTC

>not just leaving servers

2017-12-14 16:08:14 UTC

<:hmm:346343150052311050>

2017-12-14 16:32:25 UTC

no prague meetup

2017-12-14 16:32:26 UTC

sad

2017-12-14 16:35:46 UTC

every morning i put coco butter on my skin, so that my skin has the healthy glow

2017-12-14 16:46:23 UTC

firesale tablet came

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390907384823808001/JPEG_20171214_174558.jpg

2017-12-14 16:47:10 UTC

very chinky

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390907583839338496/JPEG_20171214_174656.jpg

2017-12-14 16:51:25 UTC

wow

2017-12-14 17:15:08 UTC

@johnfrum saw your question. In that case for single use i would not care that much, doe i would assure i have a safety factor of 1 just in case

2017-12-14 17:15:46 UTC

that tablet looks like a galaxy S from 2012

2017-12-14 17:20:13 UTC

i talked to the owner of the corolla

2017-12-14 17:21:39 UTC

second owner for two years, mounted LPG, put 20k km on it since then, "real mileage", replaced the gearbox 3 weeks ago

2017-12-14 17:22:08 UTC

still insured, valid inspections

2017-12-14 17:22:25 UTC

no power steering

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regular maintenance

2017-12-14 17:22:45 UTC

and wants 2300PLN

2017-12-14 17:24:24 UTC

How much is 2300 zloty to Euro

2017-12-14 17:24:29 UTC

545?

2017-12-14 17:24:34 UTC

That's a styeal

2017-12-14 17:24:36 UTC

correcto

2017-12-14 17:24:41 UTC

it is a 1994 corolla

2017-12-14 17:24:53 UTC

1.3 or 1.6

2017-12-14 17:25:07 UTC

fucking hobos asking for money n shit for drugs

2017-12-14 17:25:09 UTC

JUST

2017-12-14 17:25:10 UTC
2017-12-14 17:25:15 UTC

sup man

2017-12-14 17:25:18 UTC

Having a bit of a bad flareup right now

2017-12-14 17:25:22 UTC

Fucking IBS

2017-12-14 17:25:23 UTC

1.3

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FUCK

2017-12-14 17:25:30 UTC

I FORGOT

2017-12-14 17:25:31 UTC

have had a quite busy day

2017-12-14 17:25:34 UTC

why?

2017-12-14 17:25:39 UTC

TO ASK IF IT'S THE 2E OR 4EFE

2017-12-14 17:25:47 UTC

It's a disease you cant control

2017-12-14 17:25:58 UTC

It makes your intestines spasm for no reason

2017-12-14 17:26:02 UTC

Which is really painful

2017-12-14 17:26:06 UTC

Kurt Cobain shot himself for it

2017-12-14 17:26:15 UTC

ohhh shit

2017-12-14 17:26:33 UTC

Hence why I take medicinal weed

2017-12-14 17:26:40 UTC

srs there is treatment for that or not?

2017-12-14 17:26:40 UTC

Even though I'm quite against it

2017-12-14 17:26:44 UTC

Nope

2017-12-14 17:26:46 UTC

No treatment

2017-12-14 17:27:01 UTC

Only meds and diets

2017-12-14 17:27:09 UTC

just picturing how bad it gets

2017-12-14 17:27:21 UTC

Kurt Cobain usually fell to the floor from the pan

2017-12-14 17:27:32 UTC

I don't have it that bad but sometimes it gets close

2017-12-14 17:28:20 UTC

damn still it must suck to deal with some condition like that for like ever

2017-12-14 17:28:37 UTC

Ye especially because it's an enigma to modern medicine

2017-12-14 17:28:53 UTC

@spaqin do you like it doe?

2017-12-14 17:28:56 UTC

@spaqin do you like it doe?

2017-12-14 17:29:03 UTC

Phoneposter detected

2017-12-14 17:29:04 UTC

it looks CLEANNN

2017-12-14 17:29:08 UTC

hahaha

2017-12-14 17:29:16 UTC

I get really short flareups tho

2017-12-14 17:29:20 UTC

Mine's over already

2017-12-14 17:29:24 UTC

But it took a good 45 minutes

2017-12-14 17:29:25 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390918215620100096/2017-12-14_15.32.09.jpg

2017-12-14 17:29:26 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/390918219818467338/2017-12-14_15.32.16.jpg

2017-12-14 17:29:57 UTC

Hence why I love existentialism so much

2017-12-14 17:29:59 UTC

@spaqin if its looks clean thats good or bad depending on the case

2017-12-14 17:30:27 UTC

Suffering is something you need to carry and not let it get to you

2017-12-14 17:30:29 UTC

i set up an appointment to have a deeper look

2017-12-14 17:30:32 UTC

next week or so

2017-12-14 17:30:35 UTC

I used to let it get to me after which I became destructive

2017-12-14 17:30:39 UTC

i imagine wanting to do shit and then you cant because randomly you get random pain

2017-12-14 17:30:45 UTC

But now I just try to be as nice and kind as possible

2017-12-14 17:30:55 UTC

Thats pretty much it yeah

2017-12-14 17:31:02 UTC

I tried to do a lot of homework but I didn't do shit

2017-12-14 17:32:31 UTC

Life's worth it tho

2017-12-14 17:32:38 UTC

probably you dealing with that bs you dont want to see others deal with pain, not necessarily physically. i get you, thank god i dont have any medical problem like that but in a way i had to deal with my fair share of bs

2017-12-14 17:32:52 UTC

Ye we all do

2017-12-14 17:32:55 UTC

the small things is what makes it worth it

2017-12-14 17:33:04 UTC

That's always what you have to remember

2017-12-14 17:33:41 UTC

For me it was worse

2017-12-14 17:33:50 UTC

I actually wanted to see other people suffer a similar fate

2017-12-14 17:34:09 UTC

@spaqin in youtube christfix has a guide of what to check in a used car

2017-12-14 17:34:12 UTC

is quite detailed

2017-12-14 17:34:16 UTC

yes

2017-12-14 17:34:16 UTC

Then I become pretty extremist in my views and then it all went downhill

2017-12-14 17:34:17 UTC

i watched it

2017-12-14 17:34:27 UTC

That Corolla is fucking slick tho

2017-12-14 17:34:40 UTC

1 year younger than me

2017-12-14 17:35:06 UTC

Any specific reason you want that one?

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