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2017-12-08 02:24:07 UTC

that shit was genuine cringe

2017-12-08 02:26:13 UTC

True

2017-12-08 02:26:22 UTC

I only read it to hype up piss waifu

2017-12-08 02:26:32 UTC

wtf is piss waifu

2017-12-08 02:27:04 UTC

Piss waifu, is the character who has peed next to the MC, then pissed ON him, then gave him a handy

2017-12-08 02:27:11 UTC

shes gone the farthest of any of the KxS girls

2017-12-08 02:27:21 UTC

yet took the longest ot admit she likes him

2017-12-08 02:27:24 UTC

but did the last chapter

2017-12-08 02:27:28 UTC

big tit waifu of dreams

2017-12-08 02:27:39 UTC

She also has a rape fetish

2017-12-08 02:27:43 UTC

I watched the OVAs years and years ago, and was like "ugh. This is not kino"

2017-12-08 02:27:44 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2017-12-08 02:27:49 UTC

Stop this

2017-12-08 02:27:53 UTC

Stop this now

2017-12-08 02:28:01 UTC

Incest is the shittiest trope

2017-12-08 02:28:18 UTC

agreed

2017-12-08 02:28:23 UTC

ill go read To love ru

2017-12-08 02:28:35 UTC

Read Goodnight punpun

2017-12-08 02:28:37 UTC

No incest in there

2017-12-08 02:29:36 UTC

Link me to the mangaupdates page

2017-12-08 02:29:37 UTC

ty

2017-12-08 02:29:51 UTC

Is incest worse than water sports though?

2017-12-08 02:29:57 UTC

What's worse

2017-12-08 02:30:00 UTC

being pissed on

2017-12-08 02:30:04 UTC

or being pissed on by your mom

2017-12-08 02:30:12 UTC

and this is what gives anime a bad name

2017-12-08 02:30:17 UTC

What about dragon vore?

2017-12-08 02:30:22 UTC

fucks sake, guys

2017-12-08 02:30:23 UTC

Anime gives itself a bad name

2017-12-08 02:30:32 UTC

Vore is just weird, it isn't straight up morally fucked

2017-12-08 02:30:39 UTC

Incest is both

2017-12-08 02:30:53 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-08 02:30:58 UTC

>morals
>in porn

2017-12-08 02:30:59 UTC

Incest is just sex though ๐Ÿ˜

2017-12-08 02:31:02 UTC

>implying

2017-12-08 02:31:03 UTC

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

2017-12-08 02:31:36 UTC

look one of the sisters only sucked off hte MC one time

2017-12-08 02:31:43 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-08 02:31:51 UTC

Don't get me wrong, I think anything goes between 2 consenting adults, relations or not. But the japs never have it happen between two consenting adults. They're always, ALWAYS underage

2017-12-08 02:32:22 UTC

>read manga >Older legal sister 18+ doenst show nips
>16 year old busty student shows nips

2017-12-08 02:32:24 UTC

Fucking japan

2017-12-08 02:33:24 UTC

third nuke
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2017-12-08 02:33:33 UTC

Best korea is working on it m8

2017-12-08 02:33:53 UTC

N Korea won't do shit

2017-12-08 02:34:10 UTC

They said the same thing prior to WWI

2017-12-08 02:34:26 UTC

Oh, what did N Korea do

2017-12-08 02:34:39 UTC

Never underestimate a crazy cunt

2017-12-08 02:45:28 UTC

>N. Korea kills itself to prove it's a real nigga
screencap this

2017-12-08 02:47:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/388522035808305165/IMG_20171208_134745.png

2017-12-08 02:47:54 UTC

Delete this

2017-12-08 02:49:39 UTC

work so slow

2017-12-08 02:50:22 UTC

If It wasn't you or someone else would be dead

2017-12-08 02:55:00 UTC

I know the buidling well enouhg where, legally, i could still be doing my job, but in a place noone would find me

2017-12-08 02:55:34 UTC

Isn't your job to call 911 and deter with your presence?

2017-12-08 02:55:53 UTC

Yes but im not paid NEARLY enough to put my life on the line

2017-12-08 02:55:58 UTC

also i couldnt even call 911

2017-12-08 02:56:00 UTC

my phones at home

2017-12-08 02:56:06 UTC

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2017-12-08 02:57:05 UTC

You are unable to do at least 90% of your job and I bet you look like a soft nigga too.

2017-12-08 02:57:35 UTC

split his wig john

2017-12-08 02:57:39 UTC

then bust his cheeks

2017-12-08 02:57:42 UTC

if someone came up and kicked the glass door in and walked in id look up, say "okay" then look back down at my kindle and keep reading

2017-12-08 02:57:57 UTC

He's sellin' wolf tickets

2017-12-08 02:58:03 UTC

Y-you too

2017-12-08 02:59:25 UTC

Why the fuck do you watch prison documentaries.

2017-12-08 02:59:40 UTC

prison documentaries?

2017-12-08 02:59:52 UTC

Matt watches prison documentaries

2017-12-08 02:59:58 UTC

You never know when a nigga gonna jump you with a lock n' sock fam

2017-12-08 03:00:41 UTC

>living near African Americans

2017-12-08 03:00:45 UTC

Why matt.

2017-12-08 03:01:21 UTC

Don't you live in jersey?

2017-12-08 03:01:44 UTC

>blacks move into the mostly rich white area
>move
>drive by where i used to live
>Hosue now for sale with sign saying Reduced

2017-12-08 03:01:47 UTC

Ye

2017-12-08 03:01:49 UTC

its p comfy

2017-12-08 03:01:55 UTC

not gunna get Nuked like NY

2017-12-08 03:01:59 UTC

bu close enouhg to enjoy my life

2017-12-08 04:06:24 UTC

FUCK YOU MATT

2017-12-08 04:06:26 UTC

YOU SCUM

2017-12-08 04:06:33 UTC

im blaming you, someone got stuck in the elevator

2017-12-08 04:06:35 UTC

i had to do my job\

2017-12-08 04:06:35 UTC

:v

2017-12-08 04:09:47 UTC

You are an elevator tech?

2017-12-08 04:16:20 UTC

No im a security guard

2017-12-08 04:16:24 UTC

a lady got stuck

2017-12-08 04:16:33 UTC

the firefighter whos banging a lady here got her out tho

2017-12-08 04:17:20 UTC

i should join the elevator union actually

2017-12-08 04:21:02 UTC

What did I do

2017-12-08 04:21:31 UTC

I only cursed @johnfrum so his name barely works

2017-12-08 04:22:44 UTC

i was blaming you for my misfortune

2017-12-08 04:22:53 UTC

i had to run up and down 3 fligts of stairs like 5 times

2017-12-08 04:23:03 UTC

But I was the one saying you never did your job.

2017-12-08 04:23:21 UTC

i do my job just fine

2017-12-08 04:23:36 UTC

just hyper efficiently min maxing so i take the least amount of steps physical possible

2017-12-08 04:24:09 UTC

i just wanted to read manga too :<

2017-12-08 04:24:33 UTC

Your manga a shit

2017-12-08 04:26:02 UTC

Corgis are weird as fuck.

2017-12-08 04:26:10 UTC

corgis are too good for this world

2017-12-08 04:26:45 UTC

Enjoy cutting tangled shit out of their ass, fam

2017-12-08 04:26:54 UTC

They're ALMOST as bad as pekingese for that shit

2017-12-08 04:27:03 UTC

So how fancy is the apartment? Are there any VIPs that the government would deem worthy of giving you permission to carry a gun to protect them?

2017-12-08 04:27:41 UTC

No its old people

2017-12-08 04:27:46 UTC

who mostly speek ukranian

2017-12-08 04:27:51 UTC

but they are very nice to me

2017-12-08 04:27:55 UTC

some give me food once in a while

2017-12-08 04:28:06 UTC

if i caried a gun id be able to demand a higher pay

2017-12-08 04:28:16 UTC

and id actualyl take my job more serious

2017-12-08 04:28:30 UTC

..."if I had a gun I'd be able to demand higher pay"

2017-12-08 04:28:32 UTC

hmmmm.

2017-12-08 04:28:43 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2017-12-08 04:28:48 UTC

That sounds like a threat.

2017-12-08 04:29:17 UTC

thats in the paperclip game tho matt

2017-12-08 04:29:25 UTC

you create a gun to threaten to get a raise

2017-12-08 04:29:46 UTC

Nah, jersey has even worse gun laws than NY if he had a carry permit that probably means he paid thousands of dollars or was a cop.

2017-12-08 04:30:26 UTC

yeah

2017-12-08 04:30:35 UTC

even someone who had like top level security clearence couldnt get a gun

2017-12-08 04:30:40 UTC

and had actual terrorists who wanted him dead

2017-12-08 04:30:46 UTC

lol

2017-12-08 04:30:51 UTC

move to a less-commie state

2017-12-08 04:31:06 UTC

movings expensive.

2017-12-08 04:31:08 UTC

livigns expensive

2017-12-08 04:31:12 UTC

i should just become a seiral killer

2017-12-08 04:32:04 UTC

Pawps contemplating becoming a serial killer and I'm just sitting here drinking mountain dew out of an oracle cup

2017-12-08 04:32:20 UTC

I just gotta stab a few people, act REALLY crazy, and ill get a cult folowing and 3 hots and a cot

2017-12-08 04:32:42 UTC

3 thots and a cot

2017-12-08 04:32:59 UTC

3ots

2017-12-08 04:33:01 UTC

and a kot

2017-12-08 04:33:05 UTC

nahhh serial murder gets me in the same prison as the niggers and skinheads

2017-12-08 04:33:12 UTC

id have to join a skinheadgang to keep safe

2017-12-08 04:33:15 UTC

3 knots and a bot

2017-12-08 04:33:16 UTC

Jersey is an odd place, only reason I know the laws are shit there is because some rep' s kids robbed a store with illegal rifles and she didn't want them killed next time they hold up a store

2017-12-08 04:34:07 UTC

I need to drive up to north jersey and get fondue

2017-12-08 04:34:16 UTC

but getting my best friend to drive an hour and a half wiht me is a bit of a bitch

2017-12-08 04:35:41 UTC

It's melted cheese you nigger, don't drag people an hour for melted cheese.

2017-12-08 04:36:14 UTC

Why do you need a gun to demand higher pay though? <:anime:338369166929035265>

2017-12-08 04:37:58 UTC

Why dont you use a gun to get better work benifits

2017-12-08 04:38:37 UTC

Why don't you get hired for a better job unless you're incompetent

2017-12-08 04:38:39 UTC

Because the training one needs to responsibly use a gun makes you a more valuable worker you doofus

2017-12-08 04:39:02 UTC

>just get a better job, lmao

2017-12-08 04:39:06 UTC

Also Armed security pays better then regular security

2017-12-08 04:39:09 UTC

also the jobs in my area suck

2017-12-08 04:39:17 UTC

i should just deal crack like the mexican who used to work for my dad

2017-12-08 04:39:21 UTC

he made like 250k a year

2017-12-08 04:39:24 UTC

well

2017-12-08 04:39:28 UTC

till he got busted by the feds

2017-12-08 04:39:35 UTC

Yeah but most of that goes to buying more crack

2017-12-08 04:39:44 UTC

he came in the next day and my dad had to be like "nah man you dont work here no more"

2017-12-08 04:39:57 UTC

nah he didnt use lmao

2017-12-08 04:40:20 UTC

buying more crack to SELL, my man

2017-12-08 04:40:25 UTC

Oh right

2017-12-08 04:40:39 UTC

what kinda gun are you packing at work

2017-12-08 04:40:59 UTC

Reading comprehension, you nigger.

2017-12-08 04:42:11 UTC

The only thing i have at work is a fuckitn tasty cake and an empty bottle of water

2017-12-08 04:42:15 UTC

both of which i got for free

2017-12-08 04:42:20 UTC

hell yeah tasty cake

2017-12-08 04:42:21 UTC

old people takin care of me

2017-12-08 04:42:38 UTC

for some reason my job is full of fat women who eat pasta and drink protein shakes

2017-12-08 04:42:41 UTC

If the national CCW passes you can technically get an Arizona CCW and be okay to pack in NJ

2017-12-08 04:43:07 UTC

Though you'll probably be thrown in jail while they drag everything through the courts to make an example out of you.

2017-12-08 04:43:37 UTC

yeah id rather not get fucked over in court

2017-12-08 04:43:44 UTC

i dont think my family would cover my legal fees

2017-12-08 04:43:49 UTC

ye only do it if you're willing to waste an absurd amount of times in an attempt to be a freedoms hero

2017-12-08 04:44:02 UTC

whaaat, your legal fees would get crowdfunded

2017-12-08 04:44:26 UTC

see

2017-12-08 04:44:27 UTC

im white

2017-12-08 04:44:31 UTC

by fucking who? NRA are pussy bitches

2017-12-08 04:44:41 UTC

>crowdfunding

2017-12-08 04:44:44 UTC

i cant get those pity minorty bucks

2017-12-08 04:44:46 UTC

>BUT WHO???

2017-12-08 04:44:59 UTC

wait

2017-12-08 04:45:07 UTC

No one is going to pay for it unless it involves weed.

2017-12-08 04:45:26 UTC

here we go

2017-12-08 04:45:33 UTC

See

2017-12-08 04:45:40 UTC

this still inovles me getting arrested

2017-12-08 04:45:43 UTC

there was another one that kinda shocked me people gave to

2017-12-08 04:45:49 UTC

Just don't get vaught

2017-12-08 04:46:24 UTC

Thats the plan

2017-12-08 04:46:28 UTC

iv yet to get caught for other shit

2017-12-08 04:46:33 UTC

here we go

2017-12-08 04:46:37 UTC

this is the one i was thinking of

2017-12-08 04:46:46 UTC

this is on par if not more important than this

2017-12-08 04:46:57 UTC

trust me you would get at least 30k crowdfund defense

2017-12-08 04:46:59 UTC

You said you never did anything naughty

2017-12-08 04:47:46 UTC

@iโ—‹bas yeah but people really don't like eichenwald. He is a creepy pervert who bought CP as 'journalism' and forces his children to read porn with him.

2017-12-08 04:48:42 UTC

>buying CP for journalism

2017-12-08 04:48:44 UTC

regardless, this is the muh freedom site and if there was any place that would be the support candidate you're looking at it

2017-12-08 04:49:34 UTC

It's a muh freedom site that users selectively choose ones that have a decent chance of winning, there is no winning against the courts in that area.

2017-12-08 04:49:53 UTC

no one wins or does something remarkable until they do

2017-12-08 04:50:18 UTC

That has to be the dumbest platitude I have ever seen.

2017-12-08 04:50:27 UTC

but me personally, fuck no i'm not going to risk and waste years of my life to be looked at as a"hero" by strangers

2017-12-08 04:50:54 UTC

why exactly is it dumb, can you explain how it's not accurate

2017-12-08 04:51:32 UTC

nothing is set in stone, something might be very unlikely, seemingly improbable, doesn't make it impossible

2017-12-08 04:51:48 UTC

this would be an eventual supreme court/federal ruling

2017-12-08 04:52:18 UTC

this is your brain on judaism

2017-12-08 04:52:32 UTC

Autism, you mean.

2017-12-08 04:52:41 UTC

that's what I said

2017-12-08 04:52:43 UTC

you going to refute there anything chief

2017-12-08 04:53:17 UTC

@iโ—‹bas it pays no attention to past trends and just implies as long as a lot of people try to run through a brick wall eventually someone is going to phase through it.

2017-12-08 04:53:45 UTC

fuck

2017-12-08 04:53:50 UTC

i am unironically doing this

2017-12-08 04:53:56 UTC

i swear this isnt a meme

2017-12-08 04:54:01 UTC

loling atm

2017-12-08 04:54:23 UTC

if someone told you hitler would round up every jew in europe, would you believe this?

2017-12-08 04:54:50 UTC

yes

2017-12-08 04:54:55 UTC

>jumping right into nazis
<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2017-12-08 04:54:56 UTC

and dont stop him this time usa

2017-12-08 04:55:03 UTC

goys == bad

2017-12-08 04:55:04 UTC

Kek

2017-12-08 04:55:12 UTC

ACTUALLY becoming this jewish, wow i grow so fast

2017-12-08 04:55:25 UTC

Are we all nazis now

2017-12-08 04:55:41 UTC

are we going to ignore the >actual nonviolent germans who supported the nazi party on its rise to pwoer

2017-12-08 04:55:43 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-12-08 04:55:50 UTC

yeah, eventually just let me get a hang of these gymnastics

2017-12-08 04:55:53 UTC

Yes, sadly enough lugers are for officials

2017-12-08 04:55:58 UTC

I support them killing millions for SCIENCE.

2017-12-08 04:56:13 UTC

They learned a lot in the field of medicine by going and torturting people.

2017-12-08 04:56:18 UTC

i would actually 100% support starting a plague in india nad africa

2017-12-08 04:56:25 UTC

mostly india because its densley populated as a motherfucker

2017-12-08 04:56:29 UTC

Going to happen eventually

2017-12-08 04:56:36 UTC

heh, madagascar is already ahead of you bud

2017-12-08 04:56:38 UTC

Medical science is more important than some jews being beaten with salted pork.

2017-12-08 04:57:14 UTC

They are making it worse by overperscribing antibiotics and anti virals because poo in loo universities are scams

2017-12-08 04:57:23 UTC

>dance with buried corpses
>the plague returns
>reaches continent of africa
>??????
>profit

2017-12-08 04:57:25 UTC

Shit is going to pop off

2017-12-08 04:57:44 UTC

nuke india

2017-12-08 04:57:45 UTC

ez

2017-12-08 04:58:30 UTC

Wouldn't be surprised if it hits Europe super hard, already a mumps problem because muslims are retarded and scared of vaccines.

2017-12-08 04:58:57 UTC

nuke would be too risky and ruin land, maybe if you were to create some sort of chemical that made human feces eventually a dangerous airborne toxin if it isnt properly disposed

2017-12-08 04:59:15 UTC

thats a good idea

2017-12-08 04:59:19 UTC

btw i created aids and cancer

2017-12-08 04:59:21 UTC

Nukes are fine, modern ones are very efficient. Clear up in no time.

2017-12-08 04:59:24 UTC

would only work for INDIA NUMBA WHUN tho

2017-12-08 05:00:07 UTC

Hiroshima and Nagasaki were safe to start rebuilding like a year after, nukes causing death forever is a meme.

2017-12-08 05:00:19 UTC

Unless you are talking about cobalt bombs

2017-12-08 05:00:28 UTC

But those are only theoretical if the government is to be trusted.

2017-12-08 05:01:16 UTC

don't go in, it will be forever imminent death ! but do not worry, i will buy that property in the mean time. eventually there will be a removal/safety system :))

2017-12-08 05:12:31 UTC

You have an actual mental illness

2017-12-08 05:13:46 UTC

He thinks shitposting is clever.

2017-12-08 05:13:46 UTC

yes being a jew is a mental ilness

2017-12-08 05:14:43 UTC

No, that's a genetic disorder

2017-12-08 05:15:18 UTC

It predisposes you to certain dieses but deets is an actual mess and goes on rambling rants I presume he thinks is funny.

2017-12-08 05:21:22 UTC

well if he keeps it up I might have to split his wig and bust his cheeks

2017-12-08 05:21:24 UTC

straight up

2017-12-08 05:23:08 UTC

You have never been to prison nor will you ever be in prison, stop this nonsense.

2017-12-08 05:24:08 UTC

I was supposed to go to prison, but they hit me with Diesel Therapy for 10 years

2017-12-08 06:18:58 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/388575164708683777/Screenshot_2017-12-08-16-18-40-521_com.facebook.katana.png

2017-12-08 06:19:08 UTC

@Droidbot more chinkshit

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