I know you do

no

I ain't gay

I just want to pressure some dude on the internet into being a twink

that's gay as fuck, my man

being gay is overrated

find joy by buying and selling imaginary priced items and become the merchant

well actually

it's more just pressuring some dude into shaving both legs so he looks like a twink

but considering you have shaved one you already look like one so l m a o

We've been over this

fatties can't be twinks

I just look stupid

nah you look like you want to be a twink

God, trolling these days is so low-energy

@Matthew hit up the gym

I do, every day for an hour

more on the cardio, less on the weight lifting

I do, every day for an hour

just stop eating so much, you'll be a twink in 2 years

just put the fork down tbh

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

then i can go to wherever you live and fug ur tiwnk butte

Minneapolis MN

you couldn't handle my ass

it might not have been used in a long time but im sure he can loosen it up for you

>hasn't been used in a long time

wrong, friendo

Just played R6 Siege with a genuine 12 year old squeaker

thank god that's over

>playing siege

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

It's an enjoyable game

you gotta have dota-tier autism to play it

How do you figure?

It's just an FPS with short match lengths

I mean, it'

s

fine if you don't like it, but that doesn't mean it's autistic to like it

Idk the ability shit seems to go over my head

Oh, so you're just stupid. Gotcha.

>anything I don't care to figure out is autistic

But apparently when I say it I'm someone with anger issues.

Idk

Going to bed happy isn't hard.

It's a ubi title and it really shows

? It's almost time for Anime, my "marriage" is fine. Then it's time for my succ and bedtime.

>taking shitposts about a video game personally

the peak of a happy marriage

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

>his SO won't let him shitpost

I weep for you

>SO

She's down in her studio painting right now, so I have all the time in the world to shitpost

wtf? I installed Ubuntu 17.04 and neither make nor GCC were installed

/r/deadbedrooms

literally this

Fr tho I tried r6s and it was payment hell with the starter pack and the gunplay was boring so I refunded it

wtf, how can someone be so lacking in shame that they START a reddit support group for being in a passive aggressive hatred relationship

And why do YOU know about it? good lord, this is some of the saddest shit I've ever seen

it's very sad, yes

imagine being so broken that your gf wont have sex with you

I think 2x a week is the lowest frequency I've ever had for peepeetouch

>peepee touch
I think I've found something worse than mommy posting

Or is this an offshoot of it?

yes

https://www.reddit.com/r/DeadBedrooms/comments/7i015c/i_think_im_almost_ready/

@Matthew Or are you denying her?

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

I think I've only said no to sex like, 3 times in the 11 years we've been together

It was meh sex for the first couple years till we moved out of our parents' houses, but once we had our own place :^)

Didn't get our deposit back on the apartment

@transience you know ironic Reddit posting is the same as unironically Reddit poting

>pornstar kills herself

S

>empornium declares freeleech for 24 hours in remembrance

well, at least she died for a good cause

I'm genuinely surprised anyone cares, I would think porn stars killing themselves is common as hell.

iirc, pornstars love their jobs

i mean, you get some simp who is 'SO GRATEFUL TO EVEN BE IN YOUR PRESENCE' that more than likely inherited his wealth or got rich off some bullshit, then you have an upwards of "millions" giving you approval of your uploads and perma virgins writing poems

w-what

I don't know but that reminds me of that hapa porn star who's dad was a millionaire or something.

weak men create hard times, strong men create great times

Sure but why did you say that shit up there

what did it have to do with anything

It is off topic

fair enuff

because there are tons of spineless dweebs who bow down to genetic lottery winner and some stupid faggot who will wife a whore and not under the qualities to look for in a partner

What???

the porn industry shouldn't even be a thing, prostitution should be legalized, everyone simply fucks and looks down upon whores

What are you angry at?

then they rot up and are replaced

He's rambling about something else

Keep up matt

I'm sorry your mom got used up at 5 bux a pop m8

times were hard for everyone

didn't even understand it

fucking hate goyim

It is kind of weird how prostitution is illegal until you film them.

Go get a blood transfusion, fuckboi

it's a society that has placed prostitutes on pedestals, it's a great shame

What the fuck

I don't think anyone actually puts porn stars on a pedestal.

you literally JUST said that society looks down on them

you are retarded, my friend

get help

get a load of the reading comprehension on florida man

"prostitution should be legalized, everyone simply fucks and looks down upon whores"

YOU JUST SAID THAT

that is the ideal world, not the actual world, the real world is the porn and instagram

if brothels were implemented nationwide, none of this would be relevant

Oh, I didn't realize your conciousness shifted to bizzaro world midsentence, you schizo fuck

He's a confused little boy who wears girl's clothes, Matt do not angry post at him.

strong jewish male positioning himself to rule over you*

You're not even a real jew you faux-kike

He seems to think being autistic is close enough

He only wants to be a jew so he can cover his premature balding with those little hats

The king answered, “My flock is truly beautiful, however, they go where we tell them to. On a daily basis we herd them towards green pastures and fresh water to help them survive. They have no other options of where to go or how to live. However, this deer has the freedom to live anywhere and to run free in the wild, and still, it chooses to reside with my flock for it finds great value among them. For that reason, the deer is special to me in a way that is more meaningful than the sheep themselves. Not only is the deer so precious to me and should be allowed to remain among the sheep, but it should be given better protection, food, water, treatment, love and attention above the rest of my flock.” (Midrash Tehillim 146).

"deets is a faggot" (YHWH)

>jews
>pornstars

it seems i missed nothing of importance in my time away

you better stop being tsundere before you end up playing Tabletop Sim alone this weekend

acctually have a super tsundere personality

That combined with the ADHD makes my social skills bad :^)

Oh jeez, so I'd be dodging a bullet if I told you to fuck off, huh?

probably

I'll verbally stomp your nuts till you love me

>impling im an M

You don't need to be a man to have nuts

it's 2017

if i wanted to hangout wiht an M id punch a few of my friends

i ment masocist not Male

Matt watch MM!

MM?

are you just screenshotting random shit now Droid

its an anime

that stands for what you obtuse fuck

..........

"you obtuse fuck"<:umaru:232470184445607937>

it doenst stand for Anyhting fuckass

its literally MM!

Fuck you you liar

I'll kill ya

https://ww4.gogoanime.io/mm-episode-1

>catshit

no thanks

the only catshit I watch is the one with oper8r bunnies

its not catshit

thats the wrong fucking icon

>oblong fuck calls someone an obtuse fuck

All my angles are obtuse

>only one starburst left and 1 big lifesaver gummy

Rip

b-but I'm still A-cutie!

it's going to be used out of context continuously, you twink @Matthew

you have no credibility here, nobody cares what you say. I mean, neither do I, but still, fuck you

I assumed you were tsundere tho.

I'm yandere :^)

man i cant wait till friday so i can eat the bacon cheddar stuffed burgers i have planned

and broccoli cheddar soup later mmmm

In the same meal?

Also soups go first.

What is the different types of deres?

diffrent meals

I'm not a faggot

tomorrow im making a baked chicken dish

with a side of rolls

So I don't know this shit

Yandere is "insane"

Tsundere Is "Acts mean but actually likes you"

And Megame means they have glasses

that's all I know

https://kotaku.com/how-to-identify-popular-japanese-character-types-1169085239

tere

wtf

Lulu is not Tsundere

she is clearly kuudere

Fucking casuls

i didnt make this list

And Rei is not Kuudere, she's Dandere

also its kotaku

so

idc

Fucking normies

kuudere is probably me

>mfw lady who subtly pushes religion on me always gives me a bottle of water and snacks after visitng her mom at work

worth it TBH fam

Did you give her the D after marrying her?

No shes olde

if she was like 10 years younger id totally tap dat :^)

this one hot nurse comes in once in a while tho

>deliquent girlfriend punches a huge hole in teh wall and nearly murders someone for the MC

E.X.C.E.L.L.E.N.T.

Why would any of you niggers link to garbage awful Gawker click bait? Can we ban that man please?

shut up

>what is a tsundere

>link to top linked page

i was aboit 80% sure it wasnt a sketchy site taht was going to hit you with a virus

Patrick is full of shit there is no fucking way he takes cold showers every day.

skinlet detected

I take scalding hot showers. It's terrible for me but feelsgoodman

I do too but cold showers in the winter makes me want to die.

Unless he lives somewhere warm year round.

It's always warm in the arms of a bear bf

Yo matt make me yakisoba bread

How about mac and cheese instead

I'll make you mac and cheese

homemade

or boxed

homemade

cuz i could go for a white cheddar mac and cheese

sharp mixed with gouda

mmmm

cheese, milk, flour, and diced onions as the sauce

>onion

Kys

ty bb

tastelet detected

its a texture thing

i love the onion flavor

add onion powder

you'll love the texture of my cum, baby boy

kys mattypoo

kys me

i should use the extra maccaroni i have to make mac and cheese

i was going to use half to make chicken alfredo pasta

Chicken Alfredo needs to be made with Linguine you mong

pastas aren't interchangable

they're the shapes they are for a reason

kys

I changed the noodle intentionally

i know i /should/ use linguine

but i choose not to because i fucking can

You /should/ get whipped in the mouth with a sjambok

i guess you wont get some of the beef wellington i was gunna make then

fucker

I'll give you a ton of my beef well done you sub

Matt

watch MM!

No! Tonight's shows are Inuyashiki and A Sister's All You Need!

Fuggoff!

>A sisters all you need

that sounds like incest

It's a parody of that genre/trope, from what I hear

probably wont be as good as Kiss X Sis

>piss waifu finally admits she loves MC

The hype is real

Kiss X Sis was definitely not a parody, my man