More like thiccphone

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/440614653102653441/517441562989428748/Streaming_this_movie_because_Im_so_great.webm

good compression

@dogapult https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Golden_Piet.JPG/800px-Golden_Piet.JPG

dutch

Fucking Dutch must burn

Lol eeesh

native dutch are good people who deserve to live

too many turks there who need to go though

https://youtu.be/Lqtlm7fXSQQ

has autism gone too far?

What's the name for small travel purses that you keep stuff like your toothbrush, shaving stuff, clippers, etc?

we call it neccesser

Travel bag

Or if you are European dancer, a fanny pack actually worn on the fanny

@Julian a purse

>European dancer

What

Julian dances as a hobby

Big gay

Literally a prancing lala homo

:(

At least I'm not obese

<:fat:512766825096937512>

So you're gay AND poor.

@mods

Where the fuck is smug costanza

https://gyazo.com/fc36a4f464ed716132275e9aed3c46f0

Someone opened my back gate and Nani ran out <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

She came right back when I called, though.

Train your dogs, lads. Recall most of all.

It's your neighbor dogs

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

They want to kill her and hide the evidence by throwing the body into oncoming traffic

>black lab and chihuahua being smart enough to get any plan past step A

Labs are pretty smart

:shiggy:

Fucking mods

Right?

It's not paranoia if I think I am being poisoned, right?

Alcohol is a poison.

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Because my cancer screenings came back negative but I've been sick more this year than I have been for the past decade almost.

Drink less, exercise more

@NiceBear tell him

@johnfrum wait, cancer screenings?

Did you get your butt fingered by a doctor?

You filthy whore, your purity was supposed to be mine

No, I just got blood work, was around my yearly checkup anyway and I wanted to know if I should go on a bankrobbing spree now or later.

So my illnesses lately is either a curse or me being slowly poisoned. Maybe both

>spree

You wouldn't get past the first.

Even Big Herc didn't get past the first.

The problem is they always try to escape past the doors, dumb move, find the conference room and then shoot out the windows

https://youtu.be/7ynArvMOhmY

You'd get your cheeks busted so hard in prison, John

I feel I know enough to be too useful to rape

Wait, actually that would depend on having friends or family willing to smuggle me things

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

You can make prison hooch AND give up your gooch, John.

Shit

My brother is too straight edge and my sister is not a convincing liar if actually pressured.

Look inward, John

You idiot

You need your visitors to give you shit to put in your ass

Drugs, cellphones and shivs don't magically appear in there

No, I mean for who's poisoning you.

And you're supposed to eat the cellphones, drugs, and Shivs prior to your sentencing. Any other way is gay.

My diet hasn't changed, I stopped smoking and I don't drink nearly as much as I used to.

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Only option left is someone hexing me.

Maybe your past lifestyle is just catching up with you?

Stress? Depression?

Nah, liver and kidney function is good

And My emotional state is the same. Definitely a curse.

Now that I think about it you can probably make custom phone pills and use speakers and normal alkaline batteries as power sources to trade in prison.

Maybe your emotional state being "the same" isn't a good thing <:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

I am healthy and balanced in my day to day life.

🤖 "I am healthy and balanced in my day to day life"

https://youtu.be/My10FLH5DT0

Beep boop time to cry about cartoons because Matt thinks an adult should do that

John, why are you so worried about what "an adult should do"? I pay my bills, I have an active social life, what does it matter what my hobbies are? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Save your judgements for the Dutch.

So you did cry about anime recently

No good seasonal anime this season.

I've been playing vidya instead.

I'm stuck on a boss in Final Fantasy X. Very frustrating.

Is frustration too strong an emotion to feel, John? You're the authority here.

I wonder if you genuinely think I am an extremely repressed person or it's a joke like how I pretend you are an overly emotional little girl.

I think many things about you, John.

Gay.

It's not gay! It's a power thing. Nothing sexual about it.

Bunny girl anime is good

can anyone help me here I'm suffering a brain fart

for example if you want to sell something for 10 dollars, and 15 % of that is going to be taken off as sales tax

how do arrange a formula so that you end up with dollars dollars after the 15% is removed from the final sale price?

What? You mean total price?

Multiply 10 by .15 then add the total back to 10

10x 0.15 + 10 = 11.75

err 11.5

-15% = 9.77

I want it so I can plug in amount I will receive so i can get the selling price which is my price plus 15% in the final result

x/0.85

like 15% gets deducted from final price

so I want to make it so that I just write down the amount i want from said sale which will be x% minus selling price

but I think I'm going about it wrong because it requires initial price in the first place

Do what I just said, brainlet.

what is x?

A variable.

10 in your case.

Meeting of the fucking minds in here

x is desired amount

I feel like this is simple but my fevered brain is making me go in circles

👏

how did you arrive at the .85 amount

I was thinking I should put in .15

100% is 1. You subtract 0.15 (15%).

feeling super durmb right now

You should.

x(money i want ) = y(final sale price) - z (commision which is (a) percent of (y))

can you solve this line by line

I'm glad I'm not a math teacher.

Kek

Stop doing drugs

How does one attain and maintain such stupidity? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

I got a fever can't think striaght

https://youtu.be/W43aQxzjyeM

x=y-(yxz)

where x is desired amount

y is final amount

and z is percentage that will be taken from y amount

I got it

x= amount i want after tax cut

y is the final amount including tax cut

i =tax cut

x=y-y(i)

x=y(1-i)

y=x/(1-i)

i was complicating things for the fevered brain my including a z

*A friend once asked me to watch a video with her that she was going to display on her computer using Netflix. I declined, saying that Netflix was such a threat to freedom that I could not treat it as anything but an enemy.*

RMS had to know. He had to.

https://soundcloud.com/8neb8/you-prod-elijah-

>track removed

kek

man couldn't bypass vagina drm<:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

@dee how is it a threat to freedom?

I'm not up to date on it

Netflix?

are you slow

you can't properly use it with free software, you pay for videos but it's DRM loaded

and netflix is a bad company

muh evil big corps<:fatwojak:513122452646395954>

hi <@&209260592911876096> gang. remove nsfw-no-comment peace out ☮

shut the fuck up

Rekt by Hek

what do you mean <@&209260592911876096>

You should stop doing that, fren

what do you mean @Matthew

Don't ping mods, it gives them a raging hateboner

almost forgot about gay mods

and they do it for free

Never forget

hekt

http://i.4cdn.org/fit/1543461436504.webm

@whodun1t do it again and i boot u

wow

kenapa macam ni

no need to do that

Pussy bitch won't do it again

im scared, my hand is shaking

https://www.tenor.co/oZKh.gif

I'm shaking and crying, this can't be real

<:you:265281777168416768>

@whodun1t

🚷

I can ping you with no consequences

sila meninggal

Because you're nothing

stop pinging

Persona non grata

my hand is shaking @Matthew

A non-person

https://www.tenor.co/oZKh.gif

mfw some lardass threatens me from half the internet away

real whodun1t hrs

You're still walking funny and leaking jizz from Hekky-boy's mighty plowing of your pooper

still beaned from r/tp

reminder

corona ist kein Bier sondern Pisse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTJ25k-lmAY

A guy I work with listens to this kind of shit whole days

And gets triggered if another guy plays metal because they're screaming

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

>frenchcore

needs more white flags

@whodun1t I dipped from rtp btw

jewp fucked with sei and I had enough and just demodded myself

@Droidbot what a funny and original joke about the French

Now let's hear one for America

Not enough burgers

Xdd

And goga gola

:------DDDDDDD

Mobility scooters

Hah!

Xxxxxdddddddddddddd

I joined the /adv/ discord. I now have an infinite supply of sad sacks to bully. <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

@NiceBear you fucking faggot

Why can't I have anything to myself

😡

i already left. place was gay

Yeah, that's the point. Infinite entertainment

The #rant channel was great.

Open letters to mommy, confessions to girls who don't even know their name, good shit

ask for advice on how to clean a discoloured asshole

I even lied about being unemployed to fit in

Making a new persona is the most fun part of joining a new server

>picking on people that genuinely want advice

mathew, there are people behind those words who are using that place as a lifeline.

jewp and sei

shame.

one a cp collector, another one is full blow autist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

matthew truly is the scum of the earth

at least he doesnt listen to meme rap

😂

Its just another "grrr I hate women because they don't put up with my autism" server, m8.

keep cyberbullying to furry servers

please

become a life coach. show them how to wash pp

Did I strike a nerve, you sad sack piece of shit?

that's just going too far bro..

😡

Matthew on /csg/ is a fat burger flipper

Matthew on /adv/ is a 5'5" NEET with...uh... A stuttering problem!

Yeah!

the rant channel really is something else. i dont think you are the only Mathew on there

nice

living the dream

5'5 neet

"So today was my last class with these 12 little shits so I gave them lollipops and told them multiple times to put them in their backpacks and only eat them when they got home and their parent said it was okay. They all gave me a hug and put their lollipops away and said goodbye. IT WAS SO SWEET. So then I go and get all my shit together to leave bc my ride is here and as I’m walking out the door this LITTLE SHIT SAYS “BYE MISS ANGELA” LAUGHING WITH HER FUCKING LOLLIPOP IN HER MOUTH AND WAVING AT ME. And I can’t even stop to yell at her bc my ride is there and it’s my last day with her and we just had a sweet moment BUT GOD DAMN IT"

<:blobthinkingeyes:427568214579609601>

some creative writing going on

The internal monologue of these people are weird.

just checked their porn channel