singapore post "yeah we sent it to X"

>arrive at terminal

>get sent away

china post "yeah we >exported to open and demolished

>arrive back at terminal it was sent away from with no step in between

what the fuck

"Guangzhou Interchange Bureau" has been exported to open and demolished

<:radthonk:318079469376110597>

why does it leave a terminal only for it's destination to be back at the same terimnal

also for 0.69 sent stuff https://lambda.sx/agc.png

that must be more fucking gas used than actualy letter from origin to destination would have been

luckily climate change is myth

@Tervy it's subsidized by the govt and sending small parcels is almost free

i know

your parcels arrive slow cause they kind of hitchhike on top of other paid shipments

duh

but idea there being that i would have cladly paid 1.69 from the post stamps due localy same desoldering braid costs 6.99

like I managed to get a pair of memory foam iem pads for 65 cents with free shipping

(just today checked lol)

you microsolder?

i dable

also that packet what custom agents inspected before leaving the country = esp-32 setup

not gonna plug that in to anything or power it before i check why they checked it

i assume that "open and demolish" was open and inspect

just error in translation

more like a case of literal translation word for word without referring to context

Yak. Was walking home from the train station. Spotted someone walking extremely slowly in the distance...

Looked bald.

As I came closer I realized it was a skin colored veil. Yak!

Walking really, really slowly. As I passed, the vile creature turned and hissed at me...

Like... fucking what?

what

were you high

I'm afraid not.

mudslime?

nah a skin walker

on some x

Mud indeed.

Probably like 600 years old.

>were you high

No, it's normal for muds to be like that

Should've tried playing the pungi and see what reaction they'd have

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

Got home, decided to order that VPS from hot deals.

IMMEDIATELY got flagged for fraud.

sex 👏 work 👏 is 👏 real 👏 labor 👏

@kontroll you mean vpn?

That's not what I said.

So no, that's not what I mean.

are you talking about the slickdeals subforum?

<#287939846662651906>

oh

<:chink:323022148870602752>

so you masturbated to gay porn?

Lets be real

Whomst in this server has not masturbated to gay porn atleast once

why did mods take away emoji reacts now

i wish i could upvote u and giv u gold

does transsexual considered gay?

@fedora I haven't. Unless you're including female on female, I guess. 🤔

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

👍🏻

upvoted

@fedora its not gay, if its gurl(male), how often do we need to talk about it until you learn?

I was not talking about straight porn ??

I was talking about gay porn

Honestly its more gay watching guy fuck girl that watching guy fuck guy

U guys re bunch of faggots

General society lacks taste for finer things in life

>order coffee beans and get ground coffee

>order fish cat food and get chicken and vegetable instead

fuck these people

>ordering groceries online

You deserve everything you get you fucking hikki

what's a hikki

neet in anime speak

Neets go outside occasionally for groceries

A hikki just never goes outside

I just ordered these two things though

hikkis are better than neets

because if they're just hikkis they're just shutins, while still getting money from work/education online

neets are nolifes though

<:turt:443131018950606878>

https://cdon.se/hem-tradgard/vidaxl-handfat-flodsten-oval-46-52-cm-p39627742

"Cyber monday"

Literally a hollowed out rock.

hikkis don't have job/school

they get neetbux or live off bank of daddy

>not on sale
>its a sink

seems fine

no idea why someone would want it, but atleast its an actual product

Sink? Yes. Still literally a hollowed out rock? Yes.

I saw it in a list of deals, so presumably it's discounted, unless that aggregate list of "deals" for some reason also picks up non-discounted items.

likely picks up on price changes compared to before

maybe they noticed that no one bought it so they lowered it

sneak

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

stealing emotes? smh

spent 90 minutes to make this my emblem in BO4

nice

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/322530755_Analysis_and_Qualitative_Effects_of_Large_Breasts_on_Aerodynamic_Performance_and_Wake_of_a_Miss_Kobayashi%27s_Dragon_Maid_Character

the best articles are joke articles

old and not that well researched even

the wobble effect would fuck up lift patterns on horizontal flight

#rigidmodelscum

that said, this is a pretty well written shitpost

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Is anyone from Thailand over here

?

dead

tfw just had 400 gr of Raclette cheese

I will turn into Matthew if I go on like that

Can't move

*kaetaa

lmao

kaetaa is not that fat

a bit chubby

Sure, but he has the chink

Right Matthew isn't yellowpilled

>eating half a kg of cheese in a single sitting

cheese

not chink

I will eat some chink before going to bed later <:alismirk:448949612523290635>

If I manage to move by then *

I also eat half a kg of asian pussy in one sitting <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

Your gf really produces too much body fluids

Not sure if that's good

BRWWWAAAAAAAB

Anyway, we bought 500 gr of Raclette cheese, gf tried a slice and said she didn't like it

So I finished the whole thing alone

👌

what, alone?

just the cheese?

please tell me you made fondue with it

We made Raclette

I ate it with potatoes, mushrooms, bacon etc etc

I think that's easily a 2500 kcal dinner

bacon in raclette? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Speckwürfel

Oh wait nvm

Yes give it a try

I thought of fondue already

I don't really like fondue

Especially cheap fondue that just tastes like cheese and alcohol

Alcohol?

Fun fact: Swiss copied hotpot, swissified it and now call it "fondue chinoise"

Do Swiss put Liquor in their fondues ?

white wine

traditional fondue contains white wine

Huh, didn't know that. I just put in some Schmelzkäsezubereitung to make it more fluid

Anyway what's that now?

That's a Raclette machine, not the home Raclette with the tiny pans, but the Christmas Market / Street food one

Cheese gets heat from above, melts, you scrape the fluid layer off with a knife and you slide it on either potatoes or a slice of bread

Visit a Swiss Christmas Market, you'll see plenty of those

https://youtu.be/p6hUB1ENr6U

HOLY SHIT

I need that

Except with better bread

it's a cheese melting machine

this is overkill for a single guy though

Yeah normally you take Bauernbrot / Halbweis

I mean, what's stopping you from getting a cheese holder and just melting the top part with a flame torch

https://www.nettoshop.ch/en/Small-household-appliances/Tabletop-cooking/Raclette-sets-pizza-ovens/Koenig-Premium-Raclette/p/IP083300

>this is overkill for a single guy though

Consider that the piece of cheese is at least 3 kg

Stop ebing a faggot and think about things you do when buds come over

>buds

>buds

It's like saying 12glasses are overkill for a single person, well no shit

cheese really isn't a huge thing here

most chinks are lactose intolerant

And what meme did i trigger with buds?

Cheese doesn't contain considerable amounts of lactose

you imply I have friends

I'm lactose intolerant and I can eat cheese

I keep telling my (extended) family that but they shy away regardless

since it's made out of milk

Also there's cheese explicitly tagged as lactose free but it's just a money making scheme

Does emmi export to Singapore?

yes

https://asia.emmi.com/en/

They make lactose free Raclette cheese

But are they as cool as nestle?

they sell gluten-free oatmeal over here

thank you based mongol ancestors for giving me lactose tolerance

https://hubers.com.sg/Emmi-Swiss-Fondue-Original-589

what's this

and is this what you meant

No fondue and raclette aren't the same

I can take a pic in the store of it tomorrow

There's pre sliced emmi raclette cheese but i don't know if they export it

And they explicitly write "lactose free" on it

https://de.emmi.com/de/produktwelt/product/emmi-raclette/emmi-raclette-funky-chili-1//show/?backanchor=&cHash=9be2ae776a7f2b7c21e0a0e725b1ade5

Like those

Huh

we usually put something under the cheese

You can totally do both

Also that looks very fluid

It's an advertisement picture

I still don't understand

isn't fondue just melted cheese?

no

fondue is melted fondue cheese

So what's the consistence of that compared to Gouda?

Isn't gouda plastic?

Fondue is mostly a mix of cheese

ah, so it's not a pure type of cheese

Plastic?

ok I understand now

Raclette cheese is a specific kind of cheese which is more fluid that gouda

American Gouda is indeed dogshit but the Dutch stuff is great

It's like the most standard and easiest shit to produce

So most people can at least relate to when mentioned

@Sdeck37 did you know knuddels was fined 20k for storing passwords in clear text?

1 euro per each pedophile brokered to a preteen

>1 euro

not enough

I loved that website when I used to live in Germany years ago, tons of girls (usually 18-25) that just really were going to fuck with everything that looked alive

the most degenerate platform I've ever witnessed

lol

half of them were probably larping teenagers

t. Feuchte19

>Knuddels

Real boomer hrs now

siighh

lets trade studivz friendship invites

@JHWH

what game should i play

why are you pinging me with zoomer emotes??

if i rly enjoyed the last of us

inb4 the last of us part 2

the last of you

ayyy

@JHWH they weren't, I really met a ton of them, but most were ugly / fat

did u fuck any???

she looks so happy

a bunch

@10032 what if I lather your fav flavour in lube on my sausage

I mentioned I'm a bearmode hunk right

you know

I used to talk normally, but after joining this discord my chat has become way more lewd

I'm just here to meet cute azn boys

im genetically close to mongolians

does that count?

Yeah turkic and central Asians are pretty hot too

my bf has hui genes

>bf