Just become chinese and eat it

B^)

Or use it as currency when buying

Trade it for coupons

@Matthew beaten at my own game, guilt tripping is all that fancy therapy degree was good for.

tfw language classes are too slow

self studying is pain

Like always

no idea where to start <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

The academic Jew strikes again @johnfrum

Which language

And why are you studying it, to begin with

ACTUALLY FALLING FOR COLLEGE

HAHAHAAH

LAUGh

LAUGH AT FUTURE CS GRADUATES

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You can graduate in Counter Strike?

I want to improve my French

Nice

Yes

That's a danish thing

I wanna be a proplayer too

Our world wonder is the CSS map known as hoejhus_9

wasn't the Danish PM at csgo event?

dystopian country

@Kimichiboi you can start with giving it up

The danish PM is a capitalist disgusting dog

And rethinking your choices in life

Who likes the libertarian and american idea of living

"Total freedumz"

I'll have you know @SenPyro

I have depre-

my thoughts on depression

it's not real

Kill yourself

@StickyDonutHoles why are you fishing for <:you:265281777168416768> so hard

That's my thoughts

Are you lonely or something?

Depression doesn't fucking exist

@Matthew he's from Donkey Kong

It's normal

Go for a walk and get some vitamin d

There

Depression is cured

I like feeling depressed

boom cured

And stop over worrying about everything

Vitamin Dick

Is what they meant

You monkey

it's a sense of calm and peacefulness

I am perpetually sad too

People who say they're depressed actually aren't

sigh

Drink some more, goy.

this is fact!

Have some more anti-depressants.

I am sure this type will help you

Only 2 bucks more

*oy vey*

>he fell for the drug meme

>proceeds to take prozac

Absolute state of tumblrites

just drug me the fuck up

we ignoring @SenPyro being a nonce?

just mute him that's what I do

🙂

It's a race to the bottom here

Any body fridges yet?

just want to get freezed in

What?

I have thought about buying a chest freezer and butchering a whole cow by myself

But apparently it's not legal for farmers to sell me a cow and letting me kill it on their property despite them transferring their property to me for that exact reason.

purged all troll comments

Big butchery needs it's cut apparently

:^)

god I wish cyberpunk was real

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

^

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

Just freeze me in and let me experience it while I'm still young

I for one hope more for a fallout kind of future

Tfw born before space exploration

GOD, imagine nv dystopian future

Fallout future would be very comfy

no it really wouldn't be

@porco thanks babe 😘

Wow Matt

gay af tbh fam

That's the gayest thing you've done today

Other than existing

wew

rude af tbh fam

<:turt:443131018950606878>

I'm going to make an angeryturt now

<:thinkturt:498925089224654859>

I think being rude should be a bannable offense

we are 4channel now

4channel is sfw and friendly

not like 4chan

I agree

We are a family friendly board now

So let's start by

Getting rid of <#189811441174446080>

but being rude to people with slightly different opinion than you is the essence of 4chan

>"I can't read guys!"

nap time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up9-C4_8dVo

I dont know why this video was recommended to me

that was like the first video i watched on jack ma

then i watched his kungfu movie

have you seen it?

its got donnie yen in it

he's got a kungfu movie???

Yes

He's in every kung-fu movie

does anyone have archive of bunkerbro?

Also interested actually

https://4archive.org/board/diy/thread/897578

I love this man so much

"fallout universe would be comfy"

the fuck

@Joldberg CUTE

fucking UEFI fuckshit systems

this is fucking i still have older bios motherboard

fuck EFI partitions

fuck their "inventor"

specialy fuck microshit and their bullshit with it

thanks jules

juli

🤔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gaxkWZPv6s

Intro in english. Breaks out the asians when the autism section begins.

I kinda wanna meet these people

I legitimately think chink is pregnant

Then show 'em my two sponge technique <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Which chink? Use condoms you fuck

I got a better idea

Stop watching nanking dokus

I think my abortion technique is better

With mine you can abort them both

jokes aside I wouldn't mind at this point

baby killing joke funny, abortion joke make angry

also

>not coat hanger and morphine

We're not burgers, mate

holy shit

crypto is dead..

wtf happened

People are still invested in crypto?

Buy the chips and dip

!answer 1 btc to eur

happened

bot is dead

and bot is dead

rip

I am fromatting the server

I got root pwned

long story

do tell

we have time

I gave people `!exec` rights

but it was sandboxed in docker

>docker

someone from /cyb/ managed to break out

sandbox escapes for days

it aint even that hard haha

hope you didnt lose that much

no it was a VM with just the discord bot

I actually woke up at night because the server fans were going crazy

so I plugged it off because I wanted to sleep

and 2 hours ago I noticed when I booted it again

https://pro.coinbase.com/trade/BTC-USDC

has dropped 400 dollars in the last 20min

holy shit

my fucking BTC

https://pro.coinbase.com/trade/BTC-EUR

I mined 1.6 BTC when it was still GPU-minable

never spent them

someday

Never trusted the mining meme

Only used bitcoin to buy stuff

same

i wish i sold out when it hit 20k

Bought a can of grape soda

Maybe the nogs are right

Buy the dip!!!!

@Matthew that belongs in nsfw

Nvm was scrolled up. You were talking about your colourful poo

What?

https://twitter.com/Glitchy_Stone/status/1065007035387965440

What

What.

Is it too off topic for off topic?

What

I just wanted to say what

ok then

Also can we talk about this https://twitter.com/i/moments/1064924541238034433

https://twitter.com/AstronomerAmber/status/1064624037748342784

You know, dual storage laptop upgrades exist, for this EXACT REASON

dumbass snowflake tries to be smart but just shows how dumb she is instead

>having 2 laptops >ones work ones personal

that I can understand, sometimes you need to have one at some place else, but in this case it seems both were for work

i am the same pretty much

mbp for uni and usual stuff

thinkpad for travel

less to lose if i get jamaled in a third world country

Ob boy, I'm sure a man would be never asked why he has two laptops

Useless attention whores

only two? pfft i have like 5

(tbh 3 of them are old as fuck relics running linux and 1 is without battery)

(waifus laptop not counted nor desktop)

I rocked years with "old" rescue laptops when people upgraded due windows degradation

@Pawp one for one field of work, one for the other

What

oh

right

i own UHH

4 laptops atm

she sais it was one for astrology, the otrher one for like, uhh, mechanics?

probably

2 need to be repaired, my main and my macbook

i already forgot the tweet

ok

Ok

weird

Guys you don't understand

🐒

astrology?

A woman said something stupid

So now we should obsess over it

It's the rational thing to do

Haha stupid w*men

who studies astrology with mechanics

Telescope manufacturers

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

hehe

gotta sell telescopes to people who believe in bullshit

ez money

Fuck

I love space