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2018-11-20 02:37:51 UTC

Cash is cash.

2018-11-20 02:38:37 UTC

Cash

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514268299660361730/Screenshot_20181119-213823.jpg

2018-11-20 02:41:25 UTC

Coins are cash by definition, but if you tell someone "I'll pay in cash", then you bring your coin purse out, they're gonna be mad

2018-11-20 02:42:36 UTC

God damn, this callus is thicc

2018-11-20 02:42:38 UTC

My bank stopped taking change not in complete rolls so what's wrong with that

2018-11-20 02:42:42 UTC

Taking forever to sand off

2018-11-20 02:42:43 UTC

It's money

2018-11-20 02:44:26 UTC

Coins should be abolished

2018-11-20 02:44:37 UTC

Pennies and nickles should, at least

2018-11-20 02:46:40 UTC

Just stop minting them and eventually they'll disappear.

2018-11-20 02:46:50 UTC

I like nickles tho.

2018-11-20 02:47:12 UTC

Nah

2018-11-20 02:47:25 UTC

Cash > cards

2018-11-20 02:47:47 UTC

>using fiat money

2018-11-20 02:49:15 UTC

anything that posted on <#189811441174446080> ,i definitely would anal

2018-11-20 02:50:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514271266228666368/image0-159.jpg

2018-11-20 03:13:48 UTC

@androidcrawler sorry I'm late! Here's your <:you:265281777168416768> for that stupid shit you said

2018-11-20 03:44:26 UTC

>4 posts since they joined
>already on Matt's blacklist

2018-11-20 03:44:30 UTC

Is this a record?

2018-11-20 03:45:37 UTC

๐Ÿ’

2018-11-20 03:56:28 UTC

@SenPyro who says they're on my shitlist? That's just their introductory bant

2018-11-20 03:57:53 UTC

I think I called @Adrenochrome a retard or or a pigfucker or whatever the moment he joined

2018-11-20 03:57:57 UTC

It's cold, lads.

2018-11-20 03:58:25 UTC

You're always warm when you're fat <:fatwojak:513122452646395954>

2018-11-20 03:58:54 UTC

i have a script called tor.sh that basically enables the socks proxy and lets me use tor
but im too retarded to remember how i made the file execute simply by typing 'tor.sh' and ./tor.sh

2018-11-20 03:59:07 UTC

Uh

2018-11-20 03:59:10 UTC

Alright

2018-11-20 03:59:13 UTC

please help im retarded

2018-11-20 03:59:19 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514288608799358986/PS_Messages_20181120_045902.jpg

2018-11-20 03:59:25 UTC

Daymn milkies

2018-11-20 03:59:35 UTC

>paying for a "deluxe" bath

2018-11-20 03:59:44 UTC

G O O D G O Y

2018-11-20 03:59:59 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-11-20 04:05:18 UTC

Rare footage of @johnfrum

6ix9ine facing life in prison

2018-11-20 04:47:28 UTC

I thought he already was supposed to be in prison

2018-11-20 04:47:58 UTC

6ix9ine is a good citizen

2018-11-20 04:48:03 UTC

why would they do that

2018-11-20 04:48:25 UTC

next they going to say lil pump is bad for the youth

2018-11-20 04:49:30 UTC

Lil bumb

2018-11-20 04:49:32 UTC

<:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-11-20 05:06:46 UTC

Now we need Pump to OD or get imprisoned and we are gucci

2018-11-20 05:18:24 UTC

All should be lined up against a wall

2018-11-20 05:20:32 UTC

God I hate soundcloud rappers

2018-11-20 05:20:34 UTC

Fuck off

2018-11-20 05:26:59 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514310671563882496/bees.jpg

2018-11-20 05:27:03 UTC

I'm loading up

2018-11-20 05:28:48 UTC

Beed me some of those

2018-11-20 05:50:41 UTC

That one gets me every time

2018-11-20 06:16:06 UTC

Tfw hit gf in the eye with cumspray and now she's mad at me

2018-11-20 06:16:23 UTC

Nothing is harder than trying to apologize during an orgasm

2018-11-20 06:37:36 UTC

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2018-11-20 06:55:08 UTC

@Matthew is perspiration a big problem when fat

2018-11-20 06:55:49 UTC

like do you need to carry around extra shirts because you'd have a giant wet patch on your back by 11am

2018-11-20 07:07:01 UTC

@Matthew You go limp that fast?

2018-11-20 07:17:28 UTC

do fat people have a fat penis, or does the penis just sink into the fat <:googlethink:328536447219138561>

2018-11-20 07:30:00 UTC

The penis has a double chin, and asks you if you can get an extra large fry for it to eat.

2018-11-20 07:33:14 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514342444070862848/1542437655752.jpg

2018-11-20 07:33:16 UTC

Kek

2018-11-20 07:33:25 UTC

>poorland
>hates china

2018-11-20 07:33:29 UTC

More like everyone

2018-11-20 07:33:37 UTC

And everyone hates china

2018-11-20 07:36:35 UTC

>so weak

2018-11-20 07:36:36 UTC

Can agree

2018-11-20 07:46:34 UTC

Same

2018-11-20 08:31:54 UTC

Based

2018-11-20 08:32:07 UTC

Finally EU did some good

2018-11-20 08:34:09 UTC

(x) doubt

2018-11-20 08:49:57 UTC

Fire up the vpns

2018-11-20 08:50:10 UTC

I'm in Europe but we're not in the EU

2018-11-20 08:58:33 UTC

You got loicense to browse reddit?

2018-11-20 09:09:12 UTC

im on earth, but not in eu

2018-11-20 09:10:48 UTC

im in the eu, but not on earth

2018-11-20 09:26:05 UTC

based, when can europe block the rest of the internet?

2018-11-20 09:26:25 UTC

brussels loves to hate Google et. al., might as well give them what they want

2018-11-20 09:39:16 UTC

oh god another of these annoying LMAO SAVE INTERNET popups everywhere

2018-11-20 09:39:35 UTC

as if cookie prompts weren't enough

2018-11-20 09:55:03 UTC

reddit mobile werks

2018-11-20 09:55:24 UTC

first they wanted me to save the refugees
then save the internet
and then save the internet again

2018-11-20 09:55:26 UTC

fuck this

2018-11-20 09:55:35 UTC

@AstroJannah because it's a fucking shitty fake meme

2018-11-20 09:55:48 UTC

it's not real

2018-11-20 09:57:08 UTC

lol

2018-11-20 10:08:48 UTC

normal desktop site works too

2018-11-20 10:41:56 UTC

@rikanee thats a brilliant idea

2018-11-20 10:42:15 UTC

society would be much safer and better without anglo internet

2018-11-20 10:47:47 UTC

More like without anglos

2018-11-20 10:48:14 UTC

@AstroJannah no idea why you'd still support reddit especially post-redesign, their mobile site sucks now

2018-11-20 10:48:26 UTC

literally lies to you about slow load times and pushes you so hard to use the app

2018-11-20 10:49:27 UTC

>supporting reddit ever

2018-11-20 10:50:10 UTC

yeah, no account there, but a lot of nice communities grouped up there over the years

2018-11-20 10:50:21 UTC

hence visiting it on a mobile browser, but not the app

2018-11-20 10:50:45 UTC

thankfully they're moving either to IRC+github or discord+github

2018-11-20 10:51:07 UTC

>moving to discord is a smart move

2018-11-20 10:51:09 UTC

<:turt:443131018950606878>

2018-11-20 10:51:30 UTC

<:thonkang:327933449597878312>

2018-11-20 10:51:46 UTC

๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฟ

2018-11-20 10:51:56 UTC

Someone asked about the origins of the word "shampoo". So I say "it's Indian", reasoning that it had "poo" in it, so it just makes sense. I don't say this part out loud though.

2018-11-20 10:52:04 UTC

Turns out I was right. ๐Ÿค”

2018-11-20 10:52:40 UTC

XD friend

2018-11-20 10:57:38 UTC

I use the official mobile app

2018-11-20 10:57:42 UTC

<:downs:355737951918882846>

2018-11-20 10:58:48 UTC

>going on reddit

2018-11-20 10:58:58 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-11-20 10:59:15 UTC

Fucking index

2018-11-20 11:04:24 UTC

@Matthew Linus tech tips

2018-11-20 11:05:13 UTC

<:woah:333623269674713098>

2018-11-20 11:05:37 UTC

the methhead video

2018-11-20 11:16:38 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-11-20 11:31:51 UTC

Logitech K780

2018-11-20 12:19:19 UTC

definitely would anal

2018-11-20 12:20:18 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514414684846292992/lsyVL0v.jpg

2018-11-20 12:30:51 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514417340952346624/15426130939071.png

2018-11-20 12:31:07 UTC

i think it has finaly happened

2018-11-20 12:31:12 UTC

found decent kebab from this town

2018-11-20 12:31:25 UTC

tho only their kebab/dรถner rolls are good

2018-11-20 12:31:41 UTC

now im only missing pizza place and burger place

2018-11-20 12:31:56 UTC

it only took 2+ years to fucking find it

2018-11-20 12:33:24 UTC

imagine living in a town big enough to have to search for 2 years

2018-11-20 12:34:01 UTC

i dont eat trash food that often (and this is new place :P)

2018-11-20 12:35:17 UTC

i have probly 5 more places to try and then im complete with this town too

2018-11-20 12:35:30 UTC

been trying to test all restaurants in town where i live

2018-11-20 12:35:42 UTC

so far i have had quite success

2018-11-20 12:36:00 UTC

(im not counting all the turk shitplaces as restaurants tho)

2018-11-20 12:36:40 UTC

the 5 left are mostly the most expensive ones in this town

2018-11-20 12:36:57 UTC

and 1 burger place what i have been avoiding due how shitty it looks

2018-11-20 12:43:34 UTC

How are the frenchies over there?

2018-11-20 12:47:46 UTC

Nothing sucks as much as getting food from a new place only to have it be fucking trash

2018-11-20 12:49:48 UTC

agree

2018-11-20 12:50:15 UTC

almost tie in the line is having the place start great but the quality drops after first week to almost uneatable

2018-11-20 12:50:29 UTC

and you order from there again like "i need to experience it again"

2018-11-20 12:50:39 UTC

Fuuuuuckk

2018-11-20 12:50:46 UTC

then you get just moutfull of wet shit (what would probly taste better fuck if i know)

2018-11-20 12:50:50 UTC

I had that happen to me at a place across from where I grew up

2018-11-20 12:50:58 UTC

The food switched one summer and so did the menu and it sucks

2018-11-20 12:52:00 UTC

One time we went to this pizza place that my step dad said was good and fucking it was cash only and the pizza was worse then board walk tier pizza. Straight up it was trash

2018-11-20 12:52:02 UTC

other are those far from you places what have served you well last 10 years when you visit said town rarely or so

2018-11-20 12:52:02 UTC

Sucks

2018-11-20 12:52:11 UTC

and then suddently turn to shit

2018-11-20 12:52:24 UTC

My favorite pizza place shut down. Huge slices $5 for two and a large drink

2018-11-20 12:52:28 UTC

Was amazing

2018-11-20 12:52:32 UTC

Owners fucked it up tho

2018-11-20 12:52:52 UTC

There's one pizza place by my house that just went to shit for no reason

2018-11-20 12:53:16 UTC

They started using worse ingredients and it wasn't as good as it used to be

2018-11-20 12:53:32 UTC

They had good deals once a week which was all we ate then

2018-11-20 13:24:17 UTC

Come on lets end 2018 with good news

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514430785890156554/1542688054185.png

2018-11-20 13:40:37 UTC

truly the most advanced phone there is

2018-11-20 13:45:49 UTC

isnt she dead from diabetes?

2018-11-20 14:13:19 UTC

What a milf

2018-11-20 14:13:29 UTC

<58

2018-11-20 14:13:33 UTC

can anyone tell me what the name of that anime demon-girl with the thin red horns is called? I think she lives in some kind of credit card or w/e

2018-11-20 14:15:24 UTC

maoyuu maou yuusha ?

2018-11-20 14:15:51 UTC

no. she's thinner/more loli

2018-11-20 14:15:55 UTC

YES thanks

2018-11-20 14:16:18 UTC

๐Ÿš“

2018-11-20 14:16:45 UTC

exhentai time lads

2018-11-20 14:17:11 UTC

fap away

2018-11-20 14:28:17 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514446894706065421/anon_gobbed.png

2018-11-20 14:28:49 UTC

the fuck does gobbed mean ?

2018-11-20 14:34:42 UTC

gnot a gnelf

2018-11-20 14:44:35 UTC

daily yogi reminder, chew your food atleast 25 chews per spoon full

2018-11-20 14:49:06 UTC

Even soup?

2018-11-20 14:50:02 UTC

thicc soup

2018-11-20 14:52:36 UTC

can i play fortnite on a rpi?

2018-11-20 14:58:43 UTC

Fortnite mobile maybe

2018-11-20 15:00:29 UTC

This time Apple did something good

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514454998919151616/1542691612645.png

2018-11-20 15:00:58 UTC

Google Play toi

2018-11-20 15:01:23 UTC

But the real thing is that it's being overhauled because of the amount of porn bots on it

2018-11-20 15:01:27 UTC

Since when is Tumblr edgier than 4chan?

2018-11-20 15:01:29 UTC

You know their plan?

2018-11-20 15:01:37 UTC

Ban all porn in general

2018-11-20 15:01:44 UTC

They're making a bunch of accounts unlisted

2018-11-20 15:02:11 UTC

I expected you to write something about the lines of "jannah probably has a child porn blog there with goats" but ok @johnfrum

2018-11-20 15:02:32 UTC

I don't really think you're a bad person who does illegal things.

2018-11-20 15:03:03 UTC

Unless this is a guilty conscious

2018-11-20 15:03:05 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-11-20 15:03:43 UTC

The closest I have been to breaking the law is pirated content and forgetting to turn on my bike lights

2018-11-20 15:04:46 UTC

>he conveniently avoids talking about the turkish server that tried to groom me

2018-11-20 15:04:49 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-11-20 15:04:56 UTC

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-11-20 15:05:03 UTC

I knew it

2018-11-20 15:05:18 UTC

Virgin Asian grooming gang chad kebab grooming gang

2018-11-20 15:05:36 UTC

asian means kebab/pajeet in england

2018-11-20 15:05:39 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-11-20 15:05:55 UTC

Anglo knowledge doesn't exist

2018-11-20 15:06:10 UTC

Ur feeding yourself lies from the queen

2018-11-20 15:06:12 UTC

Should I trust pajeets on fivver to help figure out what resistors I should replace on my jap heater?

2018-11-20 15:06:56 UTC

There is a thing like engineer for fiverr

2018-11-20 15:07:02 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-11-20 15:07:09 UTC

Ask your local turk instead

2018-11-20 15:07:15 UTC

he'll do it for cheaper too!

2018-11-20 15:07:17 UTC

Just make an open fire

2018-11-20 15:07:52 UTC

Ask your local immigrant that does it for even cheaper

2018-11-20 15:08:00 UTC

read the resistor value?

2018-11-20 15:08:11 UTC

Fucking piss face on the other side of the aisle, sitting with headphones on, breathing like an absolute retard. Every breath sounds like someone blowing with all their might through a straw.

2018-11-20 15:08:21 UTC

Don't mind the smell of tobacco and violation of safety

2018-11-20 15:08:50 UTC

@johnfrum Whatever you're doing, don't involve pajeets

2018-11-20 15:08:58 UTC

>wearing headphones outside

2018-11-20 15:09:08 UTC

is there an easier way to spot spergs?

2018-11-20 15:09:17 UTC

This meme was posted by in ear gang

2018-11-20 15:09:33 UTC

In ear is disgusting.

2018-11-20 15:09:39 UTC

tfw bring my open back sennheisers everyday to class

2018-11-20 15:09:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514457348023255041/20181117_173507.jpg

2018-11-20 15:09:54 UTC

max volume basshunter

2018-11-20 15:10:05 UTC

What Mongoloid takes leaking headphones to public?

2018-11-20 15:10:44 UTC

I need to replace the resistors with higher value ones to convert it from 120v to 100v.

2018-11-20 15:11:01 UTC

The more I think about it the worse idea it seems

2018-11-20 15:11:15 UTC

Just 20v , amiright

2018-11-20 15:11:17 UTC

just try it with every resistor

2018-11-20 15:11:25 UTC

you'll find it soon enough

2018-11-20 15:11:27 UTC

I feel like a mong with open back headphones in private already

2018-11-20 15:11:32 UTC

what cans do you have

2018-11-20 15:11:34 UTC
2018-11-20 15:11:46 UTC

currently? glued m40x

2018-11-20 15:11:56 UTC

getting AKG 712pro next

2018-11-20 15:12:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/514457962249715716/IMG_20181113_152127.jpg

2018-11-20 15:12:28 UTC

hardly anyone can look cool wearing open backs

2018-11-20 15:12:29 UTC

Hinggh

2018-11-20 15:12:33 UTC

matter of fact

2018-11-20 15:12:36 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-11-20 15:12:53 UTC

I can see the pads wearing out

2018-11-20 15:12:54 UTC

that said, I own x2s

2018-11-20 15:13:10 UTC

not worth replacing anymore @AstroJannah

2018-11-20 15:13:11 UTC

Should I get Bang and Olufsen

2018-11-20 15:13:15 UTC

good cans but I don't really use them too much compared to my senns

2018-11-20 15:13:16 UTC

I accept the fact that I look ridiculous. Audio quality. ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2018-11-20 15:13:18 UTC

:soy:

2018-11-20 15:13:20 UTC

Get beats xd

2018-11-20 15:13:20 UTC

pleather a shit

2018-11-20 15:13:45 UTC

@AstroJannah get senns niqqa

2018-11-20 15:13:48 UTC

Hmm โ‚ฌ300 headphones are like โ‚ฌ86 today

2018-11-20 15:13:49 UTC

@transience ship them to me

2018-11-20 15:14:10 UTC

or bayeraudio if you wanna look like a true autistic

2018-11-20 15:14:16 UTC

@johnfrum Post other side

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