No, why would I?

Because it validates the shit he's pushing

If i just wanna crawl through shit, i can visit a dumpster

i don't understand black people memes <:blobconfounded:427568418107949090>

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@Sdeck37 tfw you'll never get vored by a big fox girl and have to crawl out her shit pipe

im not pushign anything i was pointout stuff

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

like 90s rap albums were mostly purchased by white people <:vvWut:431929254830407681>

man im tired

My first CD was a censored version of The Chronic

mine was fleetwood mac

Oh matt, I ment to tell you, i went to a car show yesterday and tried some deep fried cheesecake

it was great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpkZ2_xlZLo

And modern rap albums are also mostly bought/downloaded by white people

Why is that something you think you need to tell me?

So what's your point?

cuz its fucking delicious

<:thonk:496101597596614676> Enjoy more delicious food matt

Right, but why me specifically? Don't treat me any different than anyone else, I'm not your friend, cocksuck.

we need to kill all white people to stop nigs from making this trash

You are correct. however you are teh channel mascot, when you were gone the number of messages went from a few hundred a day to like ten

S-stop, you're lying

i've never seen a black person that actually listens to jazz

>Implying this was a bad thing

it's always crazy old white people

dont cuck to him. he's being tsun tsun

you are his friend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN3x-kAbgFU

We should all Karaoke this together

another day in paradise

😔

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI

https://soundcloud.com/invmuerte/serpiente-ft-b1gj4y

there's all this bad stuff happening and it makes me sad and stuff

man

i listen to smooth jazz once in a while

so comfy

but im not going to do anything to try and change it despite having hundreds of millions of dollars

sad stuff

😔

Wow, Not a single political article on the front page of cracked.com

did they finally learn their fucking lesson?

"fast we ran out of money, stop the propaganda"

Haven't visited this site in like a year, but maybe it's just a fluke for today

>No videos since december 5 2017 because they fired their entire video production staff

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

<:LUL:321391594597253120>

front page of buzzfeed

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/nidhiprakash/ew-york-gop-defends-proud-boys?bfsplash=&utm_term=4ldqpho&ref=hpsplash&bfsource=ovthpcontrol

<:GWsetmyxPeepoWeird:405337568155009024>

http://www.cracked.com/blog/dont-get-discouraged-real-political-change-takes-time/

<:shark_chink:230982717200793600> <:shark_chink:230982717200793600>

Drumpf ree

I'm still wondering if we're gonna see a blue wave or a red wave next month

@johnfrum Thoughts?

What?

RED WAVE OR BLUE WAVE

I'm trying to deterime if this guy is a furry or not.

Which guy?

https://youtu.be/-lkaVLBRrvM

I distrust anyone with a sassy animal logo

And he has a pet fox

https://twitter.com/LBPpodcast

>He's also located in minnesota

GOD FUCKING FUCK YOU JOHN

GET AWAY

Huh

How about that

I'm gonna go with Not a furry

They can't help themselves from revealing their power level, and all his posts are literally talking about dirt and lawncare

he's definitely at least bicurious

What does a not bicurious person look like?

Angry. Because they've limited their options

Because you always seem to accuse others of wanting dick on the downlow at leazt once

📽

Who doesn't want dick at least once? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Straight people?

who doesn't want a dick way more than once

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I'll try anything once, at least. But I know for sure I'm not attracted to men

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

<:GWseremePeepoHappy:402867832175460363>

Its the western pig medicine destroying your manhood tranny, stop fapping to traps, your mother knows and is worried about you.

Is that supposed to be roosevelt on the right?

I hope we didn't hurt jake's feelings when we all fixated on the fact that he's a disgusting shitdicked faggot...

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

He got off to it.

>John drew an image of him decapitating someone now revealed to be a gay man

Oh man, you're so fucked

Say goodbye to your political aspirations

I had political aspirations?

Yeah, you pro-censorship facist

im pretty sure it was jake decapitating john

in the picture

Huh.

Maybe cleric asperations but that's pretty far into the future in the event I give up and want to just drink myself to death on the parish dole.

Now that we've settled on that guy not being a furry, I need to know. Are Dems going to successfuly mobilize and take back the senate and house? They certainly have the numbers. Or will Republicans win out of outrage and democratic ennui?

ANSWER ME JOHN

What?

Senate will be held and the house will move slightly to Dems, to be determined if they overtake by a slight margin.

I want to believe that all these slacktivists will forget to vote or come up with some weird justification for "boycotting" the vote

Because the confirmation for Kavanaugh was PACKED on saturday, meanwhile only 20 people showed up to protest his first day

literally 3days later

Have to remember numbers dont matter much if they are largely in cities and safely blue states.

Oh, believe me, I'm fully aware that my vote means literally nothing

No, that guy is definitely a furry or became a furry. Went from a good straightforward channel to clickbait faggotry with JUMPCUTS

...How is that furry?

Just because it makes you furious, that doesn't make him furry

Because he got popular, that means he got people ironically drawing porn of his logo that became unironic.

What's "popular"?

Have you seen this porn?

Are you just assuming things?

I'm beginning to think you might just be asswrecked that a youtuber you liked changed his format in order to grow his channel.

They don’t make youtube channel like this anymore

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I remember when Linus got nailed to the fucking cross for that shit

I still don’t understand how he makes enough to employ like 12 people

He doesn’t get that many views

Must be shill dollars

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Watch his finances video and judge for yourself

Sponsorships, Ads, floatplane

As long as he's not paying himself or his employees lavishly, there's no reason he couldn't be employing 12 people

1.12 $ pen arrived today but tracking still shows China

Channels that do that dont actually grow, they just harden thier own little memedom and people almost never unsubscribe until something so gay happens and makes people cringe out.

Should I dispute and pretend it never arrived?

I could chink the chink

His new car is a Chevy Volt for christssakes. He doesn't exactly spend a lot of money on himself, it seems

@porco Is your own morals really worth $1.12?

Think about your gf's third cousin six times removed!

I'm just saying. Why lie?

For a free pen

Look at your chink and think to yourself if you would do it to her.

kek

He totally would

ok I won't

Or so you say.

Personally I would, but you make a good point

I've only chinked the chink once, and it was unintentional

Go on..

I complained that my $2 zip ties never arrived in like 2 months, disputed and got my money back, and like the next day they arrived, followed by another bag a week later

Did you feel bad about what you did?

Did you tell the seller you got it twice?

Dear

Pls gib back

No, I don't think I did

And I ended up using all 200 to put a height extension on my fence

based chink

Did you think about Jiupeng, his wife and his only child starving in Shenzhen because of the business deficit you caused?

I mean, as long as no humans were affected

I bet if I said this about Americans, you'd be mad

Matthew is bipolar

Americans in Shenzen? <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

Looking at the order again, it actually looks like it's not that it shipped and never got here,

It looks like he kept it in processing until it autocanceled, and then the products arrived anyway

So he chinked himself

Chinkception

SON OF A WILEY BITCH

Dear friend

How do you shorten an Ali Url as much as possible?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Aviation-Aluminum-Tactical-Pen-Glass-Breaker-Self-defense-Emergency-Tool-Outdoor-Portable-Self-Guard-Personal-Security/32894490448.html

I want to put that in the chinkmas channel, but it's too long

That's the shortest without using the mobile share

Just post it like that

The mobile share links contain tracking cookies and affilate ids

Why would you need that

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/n/32894490448.html

Planning to break into cars

Nice @Sdeck37

The guy who posted a vid on being proud of having a chinese manufacturing facility took down the vid and reupped it without that part

What are you talking about?

Schizo John at it again

I want my red bean cake machine to arrive ffs

16 days

That's already 2 more days than EMS estimate

red bean cake machine?

My mousepad is running late too

You mean the multi hole pan thingy

https://m.alibaba.com/amp/product/60545881783.html

Like that but tiny

Yes

What a useless gubbin

Ok, at least i thought of the right thing then

>useless
you clearly never had red bean cakes

I've had red bean bread

Absolutely not the same

Wait, is this the one with tbe crunchy papery outside?

Let me post you a video of a semi-attractive Chinese woman explaining the whole thing

That is gross as fuck.

Doxing your own gf? Smh

https://youtu.be/0HunYbfTcSk

I want a Tamagoyaki pan, but i don't know where to buy if i want it not shit and not nippon expensive

TEETH

>my chink
>semi attractive
dude

Eh, I like the bread better. This looks unpleasantly spongy

@Sdeck37 the fish pans?

If you happen to find a seller on the street making those, give it a try

they're really good

personally, I find them better with other fillings than red beans

I went to a gook market with them, like the fish shaped ones much better.

Like cream, chocolate etc

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51ST4pMH%2BqL._SX355_.jpg

...

The fish shaped ones are cute

A square pan?

yes

That looks like a Raclette pan

Just buy a square pan, I seen them all the time.

fuck me melting chocolate is so much better than hot chocolate mix why does anybody use powder

https://www.manor.ch/de/shop/heim-haushalt/kueche/kochen-am-tisch/raclette/nouvel/p/P0-34373701?gclid=CjwKCAjw0oveBRAmEiwAzf6_rP0EQln4dQrRJ6rkpexUH4QonQEIMAMigA00zXSV_3KyDFfdrub5UBoCXR8QAvD_BwE

@Sdeck37 could that be an alternative?

Way to small

How big does it have to be you little size queen?

I'm looking if wmf has "squared pans", but i preffered guss

A normal sized pen, not a tea light, you goofus

I like cocoa powder better for hot chocolate. Hot chocolate mix with extra cocoa powder in it is good for camping whwn you cant be arsed to bring a jug of milk and a cooler.

>wmf
I have a 50 % off everything voucher at wmf since 4 years and I kinda don't want to waste it until I buy an entire set of something so it's worth it

They're so expensive

kek

I bought my entire first collection at an outlet

camping is a legit good use for hot chocolate mix ngl

Collection of what

Most of my kitchen stuff is either Zwilling or kitchen aid

Fucking zwilling cunts

Scum of the earth

Kitchen Aid I got for free because of some point-collection thing some time ago

Knifes/pans and some pots. Basically one of my "first wage" buys

zwilling more like
shilling

gottem

Zwilling is also neato

Don't know what that is or does

I have a huge Zwilling wok, gf loves it

ladies and gentlemen mission accomplished

Expensive pans are biggest meme

Zwilling makes Guß products?

Or like one of those wok pans

Mine isn't Guß, it's Keramik. They have Guß things but they don't work on induction

Oooh

Good to know

Just don't fall for the Teflon meme and everything will be fine

Kek no

I like Keramik

It's the best of both worlds

Fairly durable and doesn't stick so much

I have some Emailenware from my aunt though