@Kimichiboi no

I love that word

>first gf
>30+
Et war ne Übungsmatratze, doesn't count as gf

First German gf

Not first gf

First gf was sicilian

>Flittchen

Lel

Flüttchen

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I assume that was still bavaria region?

I used to be in Baden Württemberg for the most time

Close

Basically the same but with a less funny dialect

Yeah

Too much north and it would have been just "Schlampe"

Flittchen is nicer though

why do I have to shit so bad after eating indian food

Cultural appropriation @Kimichiboi

I agree

@Kimichiboi you're slowly becoming indian

halfway through my meal and already have THAT feeling

Just, please, use the bathroom

"Fräulein" is also nice to tease

Yes

It finally worked, after so many years

What

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based bob

"Sie hat kein Profil auf den Reifen" was probably the best rude thing about women I've heard in German in my life @Sdeck37

>that zoomer who doesn't remember forced google+ era

I do

except I didn't care at the time

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"sieg heil" was probably the best thing I heard in German in my life

@Sdeck37

Got rid of your shitbox yet?

@Millwood

"You passed your last year!" was the best thing I heard in German

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No, u want cop? @AstroJannah

alle Duitsers zijn homo!

^

dit ^

Kanker

Sisters?

K ⚓

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Net als Belgen

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@porco Sounds east German?
"Da müsste eigentlich mal der Ofen erneuert werden" is also pretty mean. Also available in
"Die Luke schließt ja schon net mehr richtig".

En de Fransen

>Die Luke schließt ja schon nicht mehr richtig
top fucking kek

Hahahaha

Xdddd

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I don't know if it's East German, I heard that a lot where I was

XD I speak immigrant dutch

Several Germans are typing...

We have Germans here?

Ur mom

Grandma

ffs

Ok sorry

Ur grandma

Also it was Germany when she lived there

gewoonweg episch jongens

Nowadays, it's not Germany anymore

Yes

laten we de holocaust ontkennen

It's Germany

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Geymany

Forced watch https://youtu.be/A3clcfoXKbI

Fucking legend

No u @AstroJannah

!thread

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/67982792

@Cole I only speak American English. It's the only language that matters

Well, what do they say in swissland, porco?

>American English

Wow, he's evolving

that's a funny way to spell american

Next thing he's gonna tell us he's supportive of lefties

I don't know, actually. Didn't really get into this kind of disputes since I live here

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Welp

Gotta share when you do

I bet it involves chocli

I know they use something like huscheli for flittchen

But I can't find anything about it online

>online

I wanted to verify

That's because everyone calls everyone Fotze anyway

https://youtu.be/LdzomVa7o4A

Gold

Setz mal bei den Teutonen rein, die freun sich

Many years ago there was a video of the same kid singing "kleene fotze" while jumping on the bed but now I only find remixes

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Lel

Time to make sdeck furious

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https://youtu.be/jxVcgDMBU94

@Matthew the more you talk the more my roleplay of you feels validated

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@SenPyro America takes things and improves on them. Still acknowledging it as English is out of pity for the british. They don't have a whole lot going for them right now

Why would that make anyone furious?

It was a nice ad campaign

Yes but Germans had to hear this everyday

@Cole imitation is the most sincere form of flattery.

@Matthew You are right and smart as always!

@SenPyro<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Why would this make me furious?

Average /v/ user trying to argue https://youtu.be/PbcctWbC8Q0

Classic legend

Oh fuq

imagine arguing about countries on the internet constantly instead of just living your life whatever way you feel like <:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

Zoomers don't even know

German classics

https://youtu.be/3fiq4Bj6zC8

Still can't believe how much fucking remixes I have watched

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Fucking zoomers

Get fucked

@AstroJannah zoomers btfo

https://youtu.be/C1fCJvgNDow

Rekt

Alright how do I not embeds videos?

Oh fuq psycho Andreas

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Put <> around the link @AstroJannah

>he doesn't know

Nah I found a better one

https://youtu.be/tVccyofTcyE

Kek

Now this is legendary

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autism

Authentic autism

@Sdeck37 teaching gf some German culture

Lmao

>Bollywood TV

Now I can finally watch quality television

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Oh shit

I'm sorry for her

@johnfrum This is our white trash btw

Yeah, germans are white trash

We know

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>tfw Germans hear Dutch
https://youtu.be/gdlOKJjUCsQ

Dutch is like German but more weird

And more GHhh

apustaja german

K I L L T H E D U T C H

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dutch is like shit but shittier

just like dans

Excuseer mij heren?

https://youtu.be/AyXlAbaBqug

Dutch is just German fucked in the ass by some frogs and bongs

Oh Lord not this shit again

E R D B E E R K Ä S E

Dutch is like monkeys if monkeys also had downs syndrome

Imagine Dutch music but it's German https://youtu.be/nZNLJeJNaOI

Now that's a classic mistake <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

>bio ist für mich abfall

no No NO

Based and redpilled

STOP DUTCH POSTING

Everytime I get this

Please TikTok I am not interested

>not using youtube vanced

>downloaden

Tiktok is literally only marketed to pedophiles

So maybe you should download it @AstroJannah

And Porco

>loaden

@Goz3rr zo joods ben ik ook niet

Jannah küt jern wat be mir loaden <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Sighh

We need a rule about restricting the server to English only

There is one

>We a need
Speak English, faggot

The channel description literally says "rampant shitposting in English"

Scheißkopf

^

Nigga you're the shithead

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You broke the chain

Found the Scheißkopf

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Geh zum teufel

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*Fahr

Go fahr yourself

Verdammt!

!

Nimm den Bus zum Teufel

Damn that's quite deep

You’re supposed to speak English in this channel. It’s in the rules! <:breebuDeal:422949641743630355>

Mods are straight this time honey

>den Bus

Stop being a poorfag

Only DB express

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Höllentalbahn_(Black_Forest)

I lived there

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Comfy

And you know what's the best?

https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Himmelreich

Telling Ahmed to verpiss dich?

The Höllentalbahn stops in Himmelreich

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There were a lot of funny train stops nearby

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Als de Duitsers nou slim waren!

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Müllheim

Muslimheim

Neu-


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burg

if u could kill dutchposting or furries what would u choose

@Lefteris I'd kill you

Furries

Reddit

The dutch

Via being raped by furries

Or by criminalizing weed

Definitely not someone who pretends being Matthew

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I'd kill gercucks

I'd kill myself tbh

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Nice

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The kanker vs the arschlog

If you could remove one country, what weapon would you choose to remove the USA?

@porco turn off external emoji

@porco memes