Nothing like waking up to pouring rain and thunder

@Sdeck37 you prefer to watch moeblobs because emotionally engaging things scare you

why is thunder so relaxing for me

What's a moeblob?

Also good morning

Its not comfy if youre in the shit but in shelter you feel safer than you normally would

Cure, the pianist, das boot

That kind of comfy

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

>slowly suffocating several hundred meters under the sea is comfy

Youre into some weird shit, I would hate to find out how that translates into your sexual fetishes.

I bet he likes hand holding

🤢

But they don't drown <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

He likes hand holding? What a fucking monster

>hand holding
I'm weird, not a fucking degenerate

Okay, sorry

I guess you're not matt

working tonight but no one is coming

Cute deers

Will carbon fiber design film make my shitbox look too tryhard?

I guess the answer is yes but still

Spend the money on gas speed ricer

It's to cover shitty paint, my man

Not to look edgy

Will have the same effect

🤷

😔

Just do a rattle can job

Why isn't there non edgy film?

There is, they just all look odd.

Sigh

Just spray paint

I'll spray you

💦

just leave the shit box as is

cherish it for what it is

The hell is going on with all those coc shitposts

Coc

Only dick I'm seeing is you

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnQJrbSUwAAjWwu.jpg?name=orig

<:boomer:480046032546168863>

>stumbled into a swiss auction site
>all those cheap guns I have no way to import for a reasonable price

AAAAAAAAAAA

Such is life in the capitalist wasteland of America

https://m.invaluable.com/#lot/48E4C00B73

Look at this, even if it gets into a hot bidding war it probably wont get above 600

Original unshaved examples like this are getting to like 1000 in the US

Because fucking boomers shaved down webleys to take .45 ACP and lord knows how many fucking guns died because fudds wanted to save a couple bucks on ammo

guess what kind of milk

Soy

Muh sacred meme caliber

ding ding ding

@Matthew it wasnt even that, it was them literally wanting to save like 2 cents a round.

the worst part about soy milk is it coats ur mouth

>not drinking hazelnut milk

I'll coat your mouth you NEET piece of shit, Fuck off with the soyposting

I know my soy when i see it

Also stop drinking that shit and use it for sauce

you mean gravy

>soy

>gravy

what the fuck are krauts up to these days

Nothing good, like always

Concocting weird alternate history timelines where they DIDN'T get BTFO

@SenPyro how do you milk hazelnuts?

I have no clue

But the milk is amazing

<:turt:443131018950606878>

Almond milk is also good

now that im a neet @Matthew i can hang at ur place

@Mirurin (真的華人時刻) Yes, i'd put the soy -milk- sauce into a german dish, absolute flawless logic

never had hazlenut milk, is it thicc?

wait...soy...sauce...

kek

I've eaten sauerkraut with soy sauce before

pretty good tbh

Soy sauce iz gud

<:turt:443131018950606878>

neat

gotta try hazelnut milk one day

you know, if you drink a brazillian's cum, does it count as brazilian nut milk?

Yes

>I've eaten sauerkraut with soy sauce before
>pretty good tbh

Why haven't you necked yourself yet?

why can't we have fun things

Because german and fun don't go together ever

Frum knows

are you the guy that insists breakfast sausages can only be eaten before noon

They would be sausage then

My favorite German food was spaetzel

Or however you spell it

Breakfast sausage is gor breakfast

Or breakfast for dinner

>breakfast sausages
britbong food can do whatever the fuck it wants, idc

but it's german

muh Weißwurst

@Matthew https://www.atlanticfirearms.com/products/lynx-12-ak-shotgun

@Matthew you mean mac n cheese <:boomer:480046032546168863>

Weißwurst isnt a german dish

Who calls weißwurst breakfast sausage?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DnUT060XoAIhJRw.jpg:large

_minor factual errors_

There's so much wrong with that i don't even know where to start

kek it's that video of a nigger trying to build a pc

b-but he had gaming glasses

I'm not sure how chinese auto shotguns are coming in with that meme ban but its happening and I'm excite for chinkshit saiga 12s

chinkshit guns?

are you sure about that

They make good shit when it comes to guns

[citation needed]

as long as you pay as much as from normal gun

Thier Remington shotgun clone is better than current american made remingtons

what about peashooter guns

"cheap gets shit"

any recommendations?

.22 lr

Ruger 10/22

no, for chinkshit

That is still in a weird place in the US, seems shotguns are coming in but there might be some ATF trickery with rifles and pisols

/k/ already gave me a list of good .22lr s

>/k/
>good opinions

They sold bikers automatic rifles in the 80s so they were banned from import

/k/ek

But the bans technically expired so I dunno why its not being bought in.

Because nobody wants to get Ruby Ridged on s technicality

>south american countries are at the top

No way, who would've thought?!?

<:turt:443131018950606878>

Are traps a thing there?

Only thing I know about there is drugs and drug murders

>not one SEA country

<:GWseremePeepoThink:402867838580293643>

@Droidbot They produce, we consume.
Like colombia and cocaine.

a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5YokNW7tIs

lol

there is two of those.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4352rEUgM60

"Let me explain something to you..."

>posting videos of a dead man

>being a dead man

god i wish that were me

You wish you were a maid doing sick jumps with your skate board?

https://youtu.be/IvAPUKhBumU

What's up with the skate board maids?

Did the japs found a new meme

Uhm a coworker I kind of have a crush on asked if she could go with me to the gym, shes getting a subscription.

Help

Fuck off

@Phatique dick her

We all know you wouldn't even talk to her even when she humped your leg

We've been friends for a year, I'm deep in the zone so it's impossible

Yeah that's what I mean

Just go to an r9k server

Why r9k?

They don't even interact with girls

>go workout with her
>tell her to squat
>get behind her
>*pretend I'm a chair*
>have sex

>have sex in public

Absolutely disgusting

>not having sex in public

proprietary

@porco

Hey

Dont kill the bot

Hes a cheeky shit

I'm not killing it

I think my bot is mentally ill

!fact

!debug channelid

189467888657235970

Yep, bot is ill

!debug passowrd

asdf123

seems to work again

Girls with guns is better meme

this last picture

does anyone actually like this artstyle?

it works for the tone of its show

^^^

https://youtu.be/XnM_6ndRZ3U

im full of shit it looks awful. not seen a single episode

It a good

Stupid faggots who can't even remember to pull out wouldn't understand~

i dont have a penis <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

Now that artstyle is truly horrid

has cute op. not got around to watching yet

its apparently about dragon vore in the army

Ummm can you not???

!confess

I once clicked "I'm not a robot"

😮

!confess

I once clicked "I'm not a robot"

!fact

!joke

Gay bot

try 8ball

!pornspider dragon vore

Boo, that doesn't work in this channel.

that only works in nsfw

!joike

!joke

<@Matthew#7942> is heterosexual

mh I'm too stupid to mention

My epin twoll is thwarted

I don't recall saying I'm exclusively heterosexual, though. I'll fuck anyone who deserves it.

!joke

<@7942> is heterosexual

ffs

https://youtu.be/hG-ahxkDPCA

@Matthew say something

How do I know you're not doing something like "If Matthew says something, ban"

oh no,people were posting girls from last tour and i missed it

thanks, I needed to log your user ID

ugoku :(

!joke

@Matthew is heterosexual

nice

finally

!joke

@Matthew is heterosexual

!joke

@Matthew is heterosexual

!joke

@Matthew is heterosexual

@porco you know you can just enable developer mode in discord and copy ID's of anything

!joke

@Matthew is heterosexual

!joke

@Matthew is heterosexual

!confess

I once clicked "I'm not a robot"

2 of those are so fat,kill them

Impossible, fat people only exist in America