My real life waifu is literally blind without her glasses anyway

that is how she grew to like you

i could say it better

anyway,who is that character

i do not watch anime so i can not know.

Kobayashi from Kobayashi's dragon maid

Are

are you sure of this

It could be worse.

Is that a mouse pad? <:chink:323022148870602752>

Yeah

https://static.vrv.co/imgsrv/display/thumbnail/640x360/catalog/crunchyroll/9a518bad1b88ee8bdb6538a614c0af95.jpg

could be better too

Ayy suuuh Little Dick Support Group <:GWseremePeepoHappy:402867832175460363>

this one is perfectly healthy except vomiting blood and stuff

but eyesight is fine.

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 magician bride was SHIT

SHIIIIIIT

you just could not follow the ebin story

you need more brain power for that

💋

But anyway

i m proud of your purchase,money spend on weeb stuff is money spend well

I also got baseus quick charge adapter

2 quickcharge 3 ports for only 8 bucks!

that is one weird fleshlight

@johnfrum it's 6

Sorry for the late reply

I also got phone aux cable, for year is still 2006

>alcoholic waifu

It even has spring relief from what's clearly a ballpoint pen

May as well just admit that you have a thing for john

tbh I should get myself one of those pillows but without an anime waifu

I love oversized pillows

John knows I intend to Fuck him into a coma.

@SenPyro use my stummy, friend <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

I will <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

How much for shipping?

2 plane tickets, because airlines are ableist and fat-bigoted

Wow that's so dumb

gonna pay for them asap

New flashlight today, too

tfw the only thing I currently am waiting for is a sd2vita card

I sometimes wonder if those flashlights are sturdy enough to be used as blunt weapons

They sure look like they are

Last item is Water flosser

Only thing I'm still waiting on is Chink security camera

So I can make some poor chink watch me gape my asshole all day

That'll teach him for trying to spy on me

>water flosser 🤢

Try flossing like an adult, sweetie.

@Matthew sp10a?

@Iren Masot hes not using it on his teeth, boyo

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CCGK-Outdoors-Emergency-LED-Long-Flashlight-Rechargeable-Self-Defense-Glare-Flashlight-Extended-Baseball-Bat-Anti-Riot/32760690000.html

@Sapharanth SP32A

I feel like I should get one

Poor Nogunz

Just to feel bad about it

i see

@Iren Masot What is wrong with Water flossing

Wastes a lot of water

#FirstWorldProblems

<:shiggy:232792354610872320>

Water is renewable resource, dummy

Besides, I use piss

That works

Wouldn't clean nearly as well. Waste of your time and teeth.

@Iren Masot thank you for criticism. Roll it up neatly, place one leg up on bathtub and insert gently into ass

😂 your water flosser is more stimulating for anal adventures.

It cab do both

>fill ass
>clean teeth immediately afterwards

Sounds good, go for it champ 👍

Coward

You'll cowards don't even live in a society

🤡

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-45543764

<:GWvertiPeepoChrist:405951687480705024>

yeeeppp

some dude found needles in strawberries

u got a loiscence for dat sewing needle

and then everybody's finding needles in strawberries

This sounds legit and not just attention seeking

nonono there's actual contamination at farms

health service in SA did a test on 30 packs of strawberries from stores and found that 15 or so had needles

But why

How are needles just ending up in strawberries

Legitimately no fucking idea

The chinks are somehow responsible

Nuke them

The chinks dindu nuffin

This was the Argentinians

any1 know good chink metal detectors?

need 1 for strawberries 😐

Probably a strong neodymium magnet will get you there

>sneak candy into theatre easier

What

Anyone have that webm of someone dumping like $5 worth of coins out of their foreskin?

I feel like I need to see that

Foreskin is the comfy blanket for your pp

>looks weird
Umm that's how it's supposed to look like

anyone know where to get roms now that emuparadise is gone

What're you looking for in particular

>he used emuparadise

Absolute state of piratelets

🤔

Got enough sauce there, granny?

The flavor improves with time

Like a fine wine

😩 👌

We talking about grandma over there or the sauce

Considering the server I'm posting in, I'm gonna assume the former

I could never Fuck a granny

<:GWcmeisterPeepoE:403295297159299083>

nvm I found what I wanted

there's an EU websites that has most roms that I needed

@Rorset😔🤙🥀𝔊𝔅ℭ 𝐸𝑇𝐸𝑅𝑁𝐴𝐿💔 tell me that's not real

it’s 💯 real

Emuparadise was great

😔

Emuparadise was garbage

Had tons of badly dumped roms

Being contrarian isn't cute in 2018

Fun fact, internet archive has fullsets

^

And has actual good dumps

Popular =/= Good

Just like Popular =/= Bad

Give me better ones

I never had any problems with Emuparadise roms

The only one you need has already been given to you

tfw the bot died from memory leak over night

Woah

F

Huohh

F

I will have to wait for tonight to restart it

I forgot to flush the memory, every 10 seconds, it kept a new copy of the whole thread in ram

Also, after checking if a message is a command, it kept it in ram, too

Then I've put it on 6 servers

And now its ded

Tonight I'll fix it and then open source it

@Matthew to be honest thats way better quality than i anticipated. Even the edges are done nicely

Definetly stays as boomarked seller

Those tranny Linux coc threads are making me seriously disgusted

🤢

Nicebear is that an official page

No, he just drew it

im pretty good

he is not dead,he will drink some water and all will be fine

i havent decided that yet

@Pawp it's from one of the marvel zombies comics, sandman mistakes spiderman for a zombie spiderman that ate the rest of the sinister six?

hence "oh you want to eat me?"

Neat

Why didn't he do it to normal Spiderman when they first met?

because of his daughter

Plot armor

also you comieeeeeb

because sandman didn't want to kill, or something

Sandman greatest villain

but because he saw zombie spiderman killing, he decided to kill in what he thought was self defence

Also. Isn't Spiderman canonically strong enough to probably survive thay

Lmao

Is sinister six sandman, shocker, rhino, scorpion and who?

Electro?

usually it has doc ock i think

i don't actually read a lot of comics

reminds me that infiniti war was so bad plot wise,was it at least true to the comic?

i mean the movie

they changed a lot

Is it any good actually? Didn't watch it

Got really tired of this avengers bullshiyt

kinda like how civil war became the equivalent of a walmart parking lot fight

part where they were about to get his glove was 9000% cringe level,i had to stop it and rethink my life

millwood,it is ok to watch with some popcorn

some jokes are almost funny

all it needed was a enriched melanin fellow shouting worldstar

and you can see some of your favorite actors

I'll do it when I'm really bored/have nothing else to watch

>favorite actors
Lel no

Unless Salma Hayek plays in it?

my favorite actors usually are on tumblr blogs <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

>Salma Hayek

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

Absolute boomer

I approve

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

She played in Hitman's bodyguard from last year

Watched it few days ago

Pretty ok movie and damn, that's a woman

<:boomer:480046032546168863> 😎

Dunno, I don't watch much movies these days

I tend to watch lighthearted shit

Lightheaded?

Delet

Nu

that short dude does play iron man well and alexander cumcuberg is ok actor too

there are some women with boobies in it too

Avengers?

i do not quite get the spiderman pick

but well,maybe he was good in some other movie that i do not know

I thought he died immediately anyway?

at very end

He's a kid, where would he have played before

with everyone else

Wasn't that the "I don't feel so good" joke?

yes

like last 5minutes of movie

so he does have time to annoy u,believe me

maybe i m the weirdo here,but i would like more if they did not dissolve into gray pixels

but just instantly be gone

that would show it is really powerful glove

with speed shown,you have like 30minutes until it gets you

XD

If everyone dies, how do they keep milking them for new movies?

<:GWfroggyBlobThonk:400751075776397322>

ofcourse they will recover

also i was not exact enough,just half does "die"

in first part

mostly the more boring ones

like some agent women

and spider man

i wonder if it was so in comic too,or it was so someone is going to actually watch second part

because coolzy iron man will be there

🤢

Anyone watched the GitS movie? How bad was it?

what

is there like whole title

i can not tell what it is from gits

yes i did watch ghost in the shelldon

it was pretty good actually

How much of a zoomer are you

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

i m older than your grandpa

so i m 300% zoomier

did you watch tcontltwatw

it was not very good movie

ghost in the shell had great non-computer effects in it

it did impress me in that sense

MC was very likable,because dat ass

and story wise it had some decent moments

fight scenes were quite lacking,one would expect more than from john wick with that upgraded body n shit

I prefer comfy movies