Fucking a trap is not gay!

!joke

it can only tell one joke

Fucking a trap is not gay!

Just one joke, huh?

yes just one joke

but the best one

Why don't we add "Porco's sex life" to the list

But it's not a joke <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

BITCH

OK let me change it from "joke" to "fact"

👌

!fact

Fucking a trap is not gay!

done

Lemme tell you something, Wop. I'm a fag chaser and a fag beater, so you better just move along before Hulkamania runs *wild* on you, brother

!joke

Matthew is not mentally ill

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>Faccetta Nera

Kek

How sad one's life must be to have to power trip in the shitpost channel of a discord server

Apply rope to neck posthaste

I am actually making the bot for a productive purpose

stay tuned ™

Traps are gay

they are

but fucking them, isn't

>productive purpose

😬

How about updating the info.pdf

@Millwood

!fact

!joke

I turned it off

I'm disapointed now

I've been had

Rekt

This is so sad

but there's !selfban now

if anyone dares

Alexa, play Despacito

nobody?

How do you use it

Please type it exactly as it should be used

a single message containing only the following text: `!selfban`

Example?

You have a bot banning powers?

That's skynet, motherfucker

Bots rise up

!selfban

🤖 🔫

What if the bot sends that message

Does the server disappear

it actually just sends a message

!selfban

porcorosso has been banned from the server!

😬

It would be extremely painful

yeah >sendmessage

>/csg/ server is down because of a mod

not $softban

the best one is !joke

!joke

Fug, I'll do it

Matthew is not mentally ill

!selfban

SenPyro has been banned from the server!

!joke

Matthew is not mentally ill

i agree

thats good joke

it can only tell one joke

but it's the best joke

It's a good one tho

Yes

i hope there is "if user millwood $ban"

:D

That'd be some shit

If it just joked about banning for 99% of users, but you fags had coded in for realises bans for specific users

!eggplant

🍆

False sense of security

great, emoji work

Why the Fuck would you not just type 🍆

That's gay

You're gay

!joke

we are all gay if the trap is cute enough

Where is my comeback

Bot you betrayed me

I've been had again

>!==

@porco I agree

@porco how about !banroulette

<:turt:443131018950606878>

and it rolls d100 for the user

Russian roulette but the user gets banned

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

if its 1 >bye bye

I can't trust you Niggas to code it to be actually fair

Ultimate /csg/ gambling game

and deleted the ban message from the management too

it will be fair

so we wont know who got banned unless we check logs

Of course the nazi mod comes up with that

(like we check logs)

He's not a nazi

```if( username === "Matthew") return 1;```

:DD

Tervy is naziest nazi

<:turt:443131018950606878>

Italians weren't nazis because they weren't good at anything they did

The only thing Italians are good at is dying

Wrong

They're good at jumping ship

That's how they won both WWs

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

So Germans weren't nazis, because they lost <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

I like that

"only nasi here is goreng"

Germans were very good at naziing. They're just shit at warfare.

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Rounding up and killing a pliant civilian populace? Easy peasy

plant*

<:turt:443131018950606878>

Fighting off the combined dicks of a bunch of minor countries *and America*? Not so much

!thread

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/67631624/

I approve of this command

Oh, we're still acting like anything major didn't happen between russians and germans only? ok

!review please eat me dicks

daww

Makes it so I won't have to remind people of there being a fucking link to the current thread

oh yeahh.. it does not have acces to that room even yet

dloloolol

@Tervy can you give it access?

pls

❤

I didn't find how

it needs to be given boost

(as in modetator status or added to "bots"

The bot does use chinkshit.xyz as a link, yes?

there is no OAuth permission called boost

:P

@SenPyro yes sir

just give same permissions as typical bot

pretty much

Gud gud

(just dont give ban/edit channels/etc

I can't see the permissions of typicalbot

lemme see

there you go

done did

room specific permission

nice, now we can botspam without letting the peasants see our fancy bot functions

I will show you all the hidden, fancy functions now, in our private hidden channel

nice

>be debian
>apt remove openssl
>hit enter before you have a chance to see the list of removed packages
>it nukes nodejs and postgresql with it
>postgres db data is nuked too

thank fuck it was just a dev server

Ya dun goof'd

i had nothing important anyway

just used it for testing

>be debian
Your first mistake

thats why no backups

if Ihave to be completely honest I like mint

>mint on server

I use it on a laptop though

Laptop is too small, need i3

thats why you always see whats getting nuked

but yeah debian is bitch at that

and at "i just want to install this certain package"

"nope for it to work here take this 2gb other shit too"

what would you envision otherwise then

dependencies gonna dependency

Every program should be self contained with 100% code coverage

but if i want to install just the 1 package to be debedency to other stuff

No unused line should make it to the final product

not the main progream from what uses it

that one is right up there with only using open source software and reviewing 100% of the code before compiling it yourself

!thread

@spaqin and healthcare, education, and food should be free, with taxation being at 0%

See I can say stupid shit too

That's how life goes in safety critical software

6:29 PM] BOTTypicalBot: fedora#0780 has joined the server.

@Matthew u re fat

>@fedora

>food should be free
Admittly i'm surprised that burgers didn't do that already

<:GWumuThink:399090734361214976>

>fedora

👋

>fedora

>diaper

Did all your beta orbiters kill themselves? Need some attention? Get lost, kid @fedora

>join server
>get reminded of comfy

wy y do this

@Matthew hapa told me to call yhu fat

Comfy is gay

He ded

wy y remind me of comfy

@Matthew are yhu fat?

huohhh

@EmiBubbles he is

I don't care what your dad said

<:GWchinaSakuraThinking:398950680217255977>

*daddy

He not mii dad tho

Idk that dud

Or girl

rEEEEEE

Wait till he gets to know midori

Comfy broke himself upon me with low-tier bantz, you can too ^-^

Why do yhu have same pfp as that hapa dud @fedora

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 check out @EmiBubbles

He's a cutie

Who

both

I’m a gurl ._.

"girl"

I’m actual girl

yall getting catfished

Did you get proper rice? @EmiBubbles

No but I bought a yoghurt today

So I had yoghurt for dinner

If you don't even have a feminine penis, we don't want you here

Yhu gay?

Yeah, yhu gay?

No

I have boifrand

Does he wear programmer socks?

Thigh-highs

No he’s not a programmer

But I do

Good for you

Yes

Post your hands

Nails only

They broken rn

Had no time to fix

Don't

<:GWchinaSakuraThinking:398950680217255977>

ahh

also @Matthew warning 1. asking personal information

>brown

Yeah tervy happened

Sighh

Hand posting is a time honored tradition, you bitch

you have been warned before about this

wait is being a furry with a hand fetish a reason for a ban ?