https://i.gyazo.com/dda6b4b4ba712d0dec79396c0a994bc7.png

>this guy not realizing his hapa son will be a retard genius psychopath

> >be me

Who the fuck else would you be

>be me
>realize you are a faggot

I'm diffrent people all the time.

>be faggot
>Realize I'm me

Who doesn't have multiple names and personalities in this day and age?

Normies

like myself

@i○bas nothing is wrong with Hapas provided their IQ doesn't take a tumble, problem comes when the dad or mom or both are nutters

>bee me
>just bee yourself

WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH AIRLINE FOOD

I know many hapas who have successful careers, a family and are functioning members of society btw

how much would a chinese wife with an iq of 170 cost me

Will you give 5 points?

She will service you till satisfaction, and if you're satisfied with your baby, just give her 5 points.

only 5 stars until harvard acceptance at age 13-15 otherwise scammed

Dear please wait longer, perhaps acceptance letter got lost in mail ?

>wanting your kid to go to Harvard
Literally a nigger party school right now

sour grapes make the worst wines

actually somewhat true, so what is the true scholar school these days

Sour grapes can make pretty good wine depending what style you want to make.

or have they been for the most part compromised for the sake of diversity, nepotism, lifted up by overachieving asians who got there by merit

Probably some sort of engineering school but it would depend on what sort of engineering and how autistic your kid is.

i want my kid low functioning autism, where he has to be chaperoned to cross the street in fear of him being ran over, but he has an absurd mental processor when it comes to engineering and mathematics

thank fuck you'll never actually breed

idk

there are actual dating sites for autism

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

so if he does breed, chances are that the kid turns out just as he described

Is autism genetic?

Could you imagine having autistic parents? Like, you're a normal kid but you're being raised by autists? Would you turn out worse than them?

Going to depend on your support network

And how bad the autism is

"Wishing autism on your children" bad

iirc it is genetic in that if your parents are spergs, you're more likely to be a sperg too

Most spergs are also low IQ, have a decent IQ and you can learn to at least mimic normal people. At that point it depends on if you were taught to mimic.

people have this weird rain-man fantasy about autists. Like, "oh, all other autists are stupid weirdos, but I'D be a savant!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MckXDAYXLB4

https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/6/65/Recognize-Aspergers-in-a-Toddler-Step-1-Version-2.jpg/aid1609631-v4-728px-Recognize-Aspergers-in-a-Toddler-Step-1-Version-2.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgG03Ot8KuY

what's your excuse now

is this what the average british couple looks like?

>be me >be drinking >agree to impregnate my friend > sober up >realize the ecison o made >drink more

my night has been weird

and suddenly That guy with the glsses

whats going on

did you impregnate her

Tfw gf keeps moving our "try to have kids" date back a year

Lucky

matt

just replace her birht controls with sugar pills

and ust not use a condom

and

shes a brit

id impregnate my brit friend

i have to fly to the UK

and stick my dick in her

and potentially have a 3some

She's on the patch, I can't be nefarious

🤔

Impregnate someone else, take the baby at birth and place it outside your door

Take care och rise the child

>Don't talk to me or my victim's son ever again

How is babby formed?

hey @fuckthapolice enjoying the snow yet?

not yet

only some szron

and grad yesterday

10/10 i'm gonna be late to school

motherfucker

rip charles manson

can I have some of that sky cocaine too

Should i just become a ditch digger?

Threesome?

Fuckin' worth.

Where

https://youtu.be/5QdkqYc7rQA

⸸

wow i cant believe that @JHWH is pedo

in voice chat doing erotic things with hamish

😖

nooooo

he sends photos of his muscles now 😖

so why is he naked

delet

you ll get banned for dox

Oh fuck

capped tbh

@JHWH explain

you saw it too

he posted muscle photo

Oh god am i going to jail with you

>muscle photo

isn't he 13?

Yea

12 now

But 13 sunday

Holy shit i just saw his muscle photo

@Deleted User its @transience tier muscle

why do you all still talk to this guy?

<:hms:311152554618912768>

Because he is funny cringe

Not sad cringe like humbert

and he changed his discord handle to his real name?

he's desperate for people to check out that article about him and his dad (and that kid who almost died)

No i changed it

o

In our secret chat

We all have real names

Since im gypsy

Etc

Oh fuck this is not dm

Doxxed myself <:kms:311186900385923076>

>school

>this chat isnt 18+ minimum

i got scammed TBH

who's at school

guess

comfy

wrong

i am

@Pawp sorry mate csg has been underage central since the beginning <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

right

he's actually surprisingly normal looking

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/nsw/dramatic-rescue-after-boys-30m-mountain-plunge/news-story/50cd2cc253d6da6245f80af34cb9fdd4

is it this?

also most spergs I know set their discord names to their real names at least once

which is one kid

@Matthew

yeah my name is kinda obviously based off my real one

You gonna take this shit?

wow and fedora doxxed me

i had real name only on a private server

Why even on a private server?

it even had my last name. How long until one of you spergs find me

i was invited 😖

Fedora told me we're freeeens

As close as discord randos from fucking 4chan can be I guess

d3u:

@Droidbot hamish ! ! !

yeah thats him

>tfw you're all going to jail

@fuckthapolice >implying
If you have land and guns you are depression proof

@JHWH dont worry i accident doxxed myself

pukka

fedora can u get in voic

@Tervy can you nickname me to Myyrmäen Puukko-Hemmo Hedman

No one cares

@Deleted User no sorry im at school library

Stop looking at underage nudes

No one needs that kind if heat on here

fedora needs to give it up

he knows that he stole my image and made it his avatar

fedora stole my upskirt pics

@johnfrum what

that about the bubble?

Ye

i dont see how you can prevent starvation with guns

What upskirt pictures

>tfw no nudes of zheng

Kind if want it to happen, just to see if the bitcoin meme holds up though

@fuckthapolice that's what the land is fir

oh right

yeah tbh

if youre willing to protect your shit

have the knowledge and skills necessary

and a small community of trusted friends

but thats the ideal scenario

Honestly don't think it would ever get to depression levels again, that was because if crop failure, that isnt going to happen any time soin

might not happen soon

but bubbles pop

this one is fucking nuclear

Eh, I think it's overblown

Wtf. Some fat chick just walked past wearing a fanny pack like a feckin bandolier.

its on ali

i guarantee it

Hmmm

Where is my gypsy name

All names you take are gypsy names

Because you are gypsy

disgusten

youre like an indian

but even worse than that

@Windatica please nickname me to "Myyrmäen Puukko-Hemmo Hedman" 😭

>Indian who could not poo in designated street and was kicked out

just did a 2hour long print and I get home to find it fucked up

reeee

Lamination error?

I didn't rotate it properly in the software and one side of it was slightly off the bed

That sounds fixable, but then again filament is cheap.

@johnfrum I never said Matthew was my name, it's just my display name. Duh

W-was that convincing?

of course, anon

@Matthew not at all

Have a chinkshit wedding

Then pop a baby in your wife

Name your baby Jack, then have an Alibaba™ smart house for free.

Tempting, but I already own a house

Im gonna give my first born name Jack

If im ever gonna reproduce

Where do you think we are

But you hate Minneapolis, burn it down. Jack will understand

Jack do you know what day it is

National burn your house down with chinkshit electronics day?

>tfw no gf

@Mglv Buy silicone butts off Ali. Many gf. 👍

@spaqin yeah the samyang chli noodles were decent tasting and spicy (did not try the 2x version yet

Chinkshit really is the answer to everything

pretty shitty compared to red nongshim tastewise

Haven't had nongshims yet

nongshims have that something in the taste what wins me over

and imo Reds were even better than blacks now that i got proper blacks from shop

red nongshim?

I'm new to newdles mate

i think i could buy neoguris around here

shin ramyeon is expensive af tho

https://www.amazon.de/Nong-Shim-Instantnudeln-Ramyun-scharf/dp/B003YH11G8/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511197124&sr=8-1&keywords=nongshim <--- red nongshim

yeah

shin ramyeon

i had enough of them in kr

I like shin ramen if only for the A E S T E I C S

is good

i found out that the black one aint so good that it used to be (or i got bad patch)

black was better yeah

but also double thatl mao

and its not really that "good"

i prefer the reds spicyness

neoguri was horrible tho

how so?

i didnt like it at all

matter of taste probly

the maruchan lime-chili&shrimp was darn good tho

next time i'm in the shop i'll ask you for advice :3

dont bother im not that deep in world of insta-ramen

just dont get anything what reads as "oriental"

:D

yeah ik

i buy cheap ramen for hangovers tho

there is one tho... if you find those freaking singaporean "prima taste" noodles

unlikely

i pay you to send the laksa la mian version to here :P

and i know that nongshims "hot and nutty" is darn good noodles (i cant taste em due allergies

rip

>allergies

you can taste them once

fucking nut allergies