where the fuck do you live

America. In a reasonably safe area. I'm not in a gang heavy area but there's a large population of Hispanics and African Americans in the town over

And I work a town over

🤔

I know it's america but like

LA? lol >hispanics

Nah. Near ny

Basically

NY State not ny city

I plan to move once I save up enough ameribucks

>tfw even with insurance, going to the doctor for what I think is either walking Pneumonia or the flu will cost me at LEAST 100 dollars

Fuck everything, I'll just suffer for a week

yeah I'd be scared of getting sick in any way in the US

Just get drunk and sleep it off

I pay fucking 50 dollars each paycheck for my insurance, and they're STILL going to jew me when I actually use it?

Fuck King Nigger for federally mandating that I have insurance so they're free to fuck me any way they please

Thanks Obama 🤔

kek

what Julian said

>Obama fucks the poor and sets up a future poilce state with spying programs >still better then le wall building drumf XD

I cant wait for Trump to serve all four years so I can dump hot piss on everyone who's been screaming he should be forcibly removed

He ALMOST fucking redeemed himself by getting rid of the federal mandate (AKA a fucking $750 penalty for not having insurance

so it's either pay 1200 bucks a year and have insurance, or subsidize 20 low income niggers insurance and have none yourself

FUCK

Ye

Thankfully my shit job gives health insurance

But that stupid faggot literally can't keep his foot out of his mouth to get literally anything done

He could find the cure for fucking cancer and he'd STILL find a way to turn people against it

It doesn't help he's getting kneecapped every chance and people keep trying to hang him

Which is making if he ever does fuck up

Basically not matter

Nah

Trump is Hitler. He could save babies from a burning building and he'd still get shit on for not putting the fire out

yeah dude you're right, it's all a big conspiracy. he's the great white hope and everyone hates him for no reason <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Nah. I'm not saying that

He fucks up. But the reeeeeing about shit like scoops of ice cream and manipulation of koi pond footage is fuckin terrible

🤔 I'm just going to keep Saving my money and buying bullets

Word. Gonna need it for when the pendulum swings back hardcore in the other direction because this dipshit makes everyone disgusted with even the most lukewarm conservative principals

Especially with crazies saying "it's not okay to be white" unironicly

Couldn't give a shit less about identity politics, m8, I care about shit that actually matters

Shit, even this fucking insurance bullshit is a smokescreen

Everyone (including myself) is reeeeeing about how insurance is too expensive

It is. 🤔

bullshit, it's the medical procedures that are too expensive.

They charge Out of Pocket like, 300 bucks for an ultra sound, but only bill your insurance like, 40 bucks.

HMMMM

I WONDER HOW EXPENSIVE AN ULTRASOUND ACTUALLY IS

t. got a scrotal ultrasound last year and got a 900 dollar bill for "I dunno, come back if it gets worse"

who's pocket does the money go to 🤔

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It's a fucking scam, and it's all interconnected. They charge so much because hospitals have to recoup the cost of the machine, which they get gouged on, pay their doctors which got gouged on their college education, and line the pockets of shareholders who turned maintaining people's health into a business venture

And normally, I WOULD just call out of work and let this sickness pass naturally, because it fucking will, but NOPE, gotta have a doctor's note for any absence greater than 3 days, or else it's leave without pay. Literally every cog in this machine is designed to fuck me over, reeeeee

AND I'M OUT OF FUCKING LA CROIX

Maybe it's better to have a leave without pay than pay for the doctor?

Calculated it?

tfw free healthcare :)

tfw had a scan of unknown pain in knee ages ago

(:

America COULD have free fucking healthcare

I'm not against it

Because it's the hospitals gouging us that's the problem, not just the insurance companies

does china has healthcare?

in chian y ou die <:chink:323022148870602752>

dont die Dear

dear friend

"Free" So taxed

In China, you pay for healthcare by suing the person who helped you

in china if you hit someone with a car, just make sure they're dead

You mean "i reversed to see if i can help" "ten times"

@Tervy this

45 fucking dollar copay for them to say "Oh, you have an upper respritory infection", and another 20 for some fucking mucinex

FUCK AMERICAN HEALTHCARE

also, tfw "Patient weight: 285 (!!!)" and "Negative for appetite loss"

ahaha

that's entirely reasonable for being a little bitch for a cold

yeah yeah

285 lbs?

I-I'

m actually 275, they used the weight on my driver's license...

how about you eat a runburger, fatty

no bully

it hurts to laugh, no more

he bulli because he cares

nah I feel pretty good laughing thank you

seriously dude are you bringing work home?

get it

i get it

he flips burgers

thanks<:kms:327934280619655179>

and I get a 6 dollar credit at work every day qq

I mean at least you fit the stereotype

a fat cook

>implying a burger flipper is the same thing as a cook

yeah, put burger on flat top, wait 10 minutes, flip, wait 5 minutes, put it in the infrared

Buy a chink burger flipping machine

that shits core don blue, my man

they probably have a chinky flipping spatula

>implying

I mean some store in aliexpress

or wish

The canteen is legally fucking required to get ALL of their food/equipment through US Foods Inc.

Nice

It is the very definition of a tax-payer subsidized monopoly.

<:thvnk:332928260004642827> you weigh twice the amount 2016-me weighted

if you d get a chink gf, you would be 3x her

Just like all of the federal government has to order all their office supplies from Skilcraft

sex makes you lose weight too

fucking blind people. Worse than chinks

lmao my brother is in a protracted fight with his kid's school district because US foods pisses him off

I'VE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR 11 YEARS NOW YOU WHORES

he's not going to win

I EVEN BOUGHT A CHINK RING LAST WEEK

do you do the sex thing?

have you tried having sex

kek

3 whole times a week!

If she's not tired!

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

do you do the pushing

or do you just lay there and she rides

>tfw some 280lbs beast has sex and I dont <:hms:311152554618912768>

@Mglv <:bleach:264926641359290368>

I'm pretty spry when it comes to fucking, we can do it all

Not bragging, it's completely average sex, mind you

lights out?

Also, tfw my blood pressure was sky high when the black nurse was taking it, but it dipped like, 15% when the white doctor took it <:hahayes:330459104495665153>

why is it that fat people either have fat or very skinny gee äffs, but nothing inbetween <:thenk:329322130804047872>

good thing racism can't be seen from blood pressure yet

@Matthew do you eat ass

125/95 was the lower of the two readings. 🍔

@Cole I eat all

wow you kinda ruined my joke there

🙏

@Lynxoid >caring about benchmarks

I don't

a

it's over

friend jsut sent me his screencap of his own so I had to

test

give up

Kid I've been making self-depreciating jokes about my weight since the 6th grade, you can't outdo me

🤔

was it the 6th grade? Whenever the N64 came out

N64 ruined my life

I coulda been somebody

but you became frog pfp man on discord instead

sad!

pfp?

picture

"Professional Fat Person"?

aha!

i actually forgot what the letters meant

And I forget what my picture's from! A graphics card?

@Cole https://youtu.be/iAye_iiy_hM

Well, that video did it for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyTijJzEwo

This'll be me by next year

if this isn't what Cole was referencing this looks pretty weird for me

first time seeing that video tbh

can't hear much over my shitter fan

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

but there's a guy beating up a fat dude so I'll give it a 10/10

At least I'm 6'1 so I have that weight distribuited fairly well

Have you ever seen a fat manlet? It's depressing

did you ever have to buy two airplane tickets

Nope. I actually have no ass

Hank Hill-Tier

It's all in my belly/tits

the propane tanks are in your stomach

👌😂😂👌

I certainly don't burn coal

>take my mucinex
>Half an hour later hack up a cup of phglem

I-is this the power of Big Pharma?

Fentanyl™

One last note about Fatty's Doctor Visit: The black nurse dug my DragonBall Z compression shirt

Why do black people love DBZ so goddamned much? It's uncanny

there's a clever joke to be had here

She recognized that it was Vegeta's shirt after "he got jacked up by Freiza".

I was like "y-you too"

@Matthew should've asked if she wanted to see your one headed dragon

Her first fucking words to me when I walked in were

"YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE HONGREY BUT YOUR LUNCH AINT FOR ANOTHER HOUR? GOT DAMN"

But other than that, very nice

Mexicans also like dbz

Could it be...power fantasies?

we wuz kangs

We wuz super saiyens n shieet

Mexicans love dbz to a fanatical extent

preference for the inferior, but in all honesty

they were kids who watched whatever was on

I still remember the first episode of DBZ I saw

I turned on Cartoon network and they were fighting Freiza's little butt buddy

the pinky spiky guy

>tfw gypsy

<:smail:379313786193969152>

I thought dbz was an amateur production for idiots when I saw my first ep

like what is this so choppy? why do all the characters all look alike? why is there so much dialogue without movement?

@Ankka am i gypsy??? <:smail:379313786193969152>

Because I caught on to the beginning of cartoon network and I think I watched all of Fleischer Studios stuff

@fedora you did try to steal my phone <:alithink:327930371796893698>

tfw old enough to watch anime become mainstream and turn shitty

Myyrmäen Puukko-Hemmo

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Have y'all watched the official chinkshit documentary?

The one about Shenzen, that is

With the cigar smoking chink?

jew chink*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGJ5cZnoodY

Our hero is at 43:43 in that vid

@Ankka wow u doxxed me just like that?

>tfw not chink master race but inferior mongolian <:kms:327934280619655179>

@fedora i thought your näme was jäbä <:pepewot:327934404234313739>

does anyone here in o-t actually post in <#189466684938125312>

@Matthew does that star of David give him the power of acting like a disgusting kike?

It doesn't give him the power, it's a symbol of it

like earning patches in the Boy Scouts

@Deleted User <:thvnk:332928260004642827> wdym

I muted the channel and havent talked in there in months

really makes you <:thenk:329322130804047872>

why are you still here, then?

ever since tervy reeeee'd at me for not """"being ontopic"

no

i mean i browse /csg/ every once in a while but i dont talk or look at the general channel on this server

I'm here for <#248100475054850050> and <#189467888657235970>

75% of convos in <#189466684938125312> eventually get moved over to here

ouch

then what do people even say there

just look at it lmao, how roasted are you still?

no

never!

my last comment was posting my dolan 90x40 mousepad, e.g.

im scared tervy is going to make me sad <:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

slib is still exhausted from kicking the crap outta that pony

<:pepewot:327934404234313739>

@Tervy Hey, @Deleted User is scared you're gonna bully him

^<:downs:355737951918882846>

@Matthew stop bulling the frog autist

But I'm a frog autist too

I wonder if, once we colonize mars, the clazy people will start to believe it's flat as well.

Nobody ACTUALLY believes in their heart of hearts that the earth is flat. It's attention seeking bullshit. If it wasn't flat eart, they'd hop to a different conspiracy

like the jew conspiracy? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Conspiracy? Jews are real. I've seen one.

Whatever gets people to listen instead of saying "Fuck off, retard"

I will be genuinely surprised if humanity manages to even set foot on mars. decided feeding poor brown people and then destroying civilization is more important than space

destroying civilization

😂

Current society is based on exponential population growth to fuel economies and care for the elderly, that is not sustainable at all.