probably not 15 bucks for 6 bottles overpriced

>its a sam hyde video where he laughs obnoxiously loud at his own joke

@johnfrum lol, no, that's true.

More like $15 for one bottle.

that's the gucci ice wine tho

(really though, it's like $2+ for a bottle here)

>my cider is Canada prices

I feel dirty

In Minneapolis, The cider I buy is like, 15 bucks for 12 cans.

Smith and Forge, I think it's called. Good shit. It's a shame being 280 lbs means I have to drink damn near the whole case to get even mildly drunk.

drink it for taste, mang

love cider

have to settle for cheap bourbon

@Droidbot >irl friends with dapple

Now I drink 0-calorie La Croix like a fucking queer

@johnfrum doing it for a meme

csg Sydney meetup

That is pretty queer @Matthew

also known as autismcon 2017

Just drink water

and vodka

Vodka is fucking shit

scientists are still up in the air if alcohol really counts as calories

If anything else, I'd go for Mead if I couldn't have cider

E V E R C L E A R

everclear is "drinking just to get drunk" tier

Yeah, bought it once for a meme, never again

goes down pretty smooth though, like a gas

On my 21st birthday, I ruined Capt. Morgan's for myself by drinking the entire bottle by myself in just under an hour

on my 22nd, I ruined Jack Daniels by doing the same

Now I stick to my fruity cider drinks

@Droidbot finntism con was better

no

sydneytism 2017 is happening

at dominos in the sydney cbd

dappled is banned tho

dms

@Matthew damn I remember the last time I drank rum, was like 14 and ended up skipping school the day after at the library. Only time I skipped on purpose.

The last time I got REALLY sloshed was on Peppermint fucking schnapps

Do NOT fuck around with peppermint schnapps

that shit'll sneak up on you

reminds me of wine

Try mixing pep. schnapps into hot chocolate. You'll get fucked up in no time and have no idea why

that seems to be advice on how to get someone drunk accidentally

If you're trying to get someone drunk *Sneakily*, you mix Vodka into gatorade

and then you spend the rest of your life in prison for rape

nah dude

is that some sort of homo frat bro secret or something

nothing beats having a guy come to school with a bottle full of ""water"" and offer it to people

@LOTS#8637 100% yes

Peach Schnaps in orange juice is pretty fucking tasty, too

How fucking thirsty are Bethesda fags. literally 90% of the mods are about titties and/or ass

I just want more weapons and armor you permavirgins

if you're playing a bethseda game and modding it you're already considered a massive /v/irgin

so

lol

And then these faggots don't even tag the shit properly so I can filter it out what the fuck

>accidently finding an underage mod
seriously why aren't these people in jail.

>Slooty Vault Jumpsuit is the #5 most downloaded armor mod

Fuck. If I found my kid downloading these kinds of mods, I'd snap his cock in half

grrrr how dare my kid be a regular straight male discovering his sexuality, i will make sure he respects women and views them as equal ! women are more than objects of sexual desire, when women speak, you should uhhhh listen, okay??

You know damn well that's not what I think, haha

vent those issues into hitting on girls, not modding a game.

^^^

https://www.wired.com/2016/12/dangerous-people-internet-2016/

hoping to make the 2018 list

>half assed trolling makes you the most dangerous person on the internet

WHY AREN'T I ON THERE REEEEE

false, upping my game and have a few larger projects

Should I buy 10 liters of isopropyl alcohol for everyone for xmas? 🤔

Just a couple grams of cyanide does it

This season's anime is such fucking garbage

if it's got porn who cares

but it doesn't

"this gay necklace"

So, Place your bets: How long will EA keep the microtransaction bullshit turned off in SWBF2? I say 2 weeks

200 years

2000 yeara

200 MILLENNIA

NO BRAKES

can you search for stuff in the gearbest get it free program?

im gonna split the pay in half with a friend when we buy something and just get 2 copies of it

https://youtu.be/AphNd3hsjkA

popped his black metal cherry

is afro a good haircut?

I was planning to cut my hair, but damn. I get so many comments on it.

just cut with a hair clipper if u dont know what haircut to go for

sides and back with the shortest preset

and top with the longest

Holy fuck runit boot ups fast

Its like 1 second between grub and login screen

How will boot uplets ever recover?

Sleepmode

>boot uplet trying to justify his boot up times

When will they learn????

r u ok friend

When will boot uplets learn??????????

He is never ok

Memes got into him and now he is forever memeing

isnt that all of us

no I find memes repulsive

you cant actually compete with energy drink fueled finniss autism

fedora is way past energy drinks

that's gotta be cocaine

Ahahhah wonder of whay euroshopper does to memetic mind

the fuck was this sentence

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

I've been reading too many gag slice of life mangas. I keep expecting someone to get lynched

Fuckin Japan

>reading mango

My Kindle died or I'd have read a book

>reading books

And it's cold outside so I didn't wanna grab an actual boom

Euroshopper <:benis:239668961011040257>

Book

And I hear gunshots from a few miles over

So I'm not going outside my work shack

Lörs lärä spurdo spårde >testicle torsions :-DDDDD <:benis:239668961011040257> !!!!

all you need to read is documentation for MCUs

<:chink:323022148870602752> <:newfagscan:238858091020419072>

@Pawp how's life in Detroit

I don't live in Detroit. I'm just at work.

>gunshots

I'm a security guard lmao.

Bullets didn't enter my property. So I'm good

>hears gunshots
>ain't goin out
>security guard

are you proud to serve and die for mr goldberg

Paul Blart

@Pawp srsly though where u at

I'm not paid enough to die. They can shoot all they want the cops will handle it

Euro shopper!!!! Ebin :-DDDDDD <:benis:239668961011040257>

I'm near enough to a sketchy part of town but I'm in the industrial section so it's from a ways away

>nation

Murrivan

Murrican

kek thought so

Paul Blart Mall Cop

Better then a truck of peace trying to run me down <:hms:311152554618912768>

Nice

g-g-get it

are you high enough clearance to be allowed access to the rooftop mounted turret?

@Pawp tfw live in Europe
completely safe of Arabs

I'm paid low af. Of something happens I'm going to the edge of the property and sleeping. I basically sleep on the job most days anyway cuz fuck all happens

no arab wants to go to such a poor country like czechia

Easiest. Paycheck. Of my life.

the closest I get to jihad is if I order a kebab

are your kebabs sold by czechs?

@spaqin officially Arab proof (tm)

some are yes

otherwise it's like Azerbaijanis or something

im probs gonna collapse soon like mcnugget girl, i have a limited autist diet and a fear of unknown taste/food

the Czech kebabs are too safe

tfw there's a literal franchise of "Polish Kebab From A Real Pole™" around here

I don't feel danger when eating them

i think only in the eastern part of polan

Lots are you lost

and they sell pork kebabs :O

kek

good

https://pics.me.me/ara-elliot-tebele-fuckjerry-im-here-for-a-good-time-27780021.png

Fucking idiots

tfw no autistic gf to have three different meals with me

Tfw last girlfriend went insane and drove me mad. Tfw gfs are a scam

mcnuggets are actually disgusting

Especially now that they are not fried in beef Tallow

mcnuggets arent the worst chicken tender ive had

@Pawp do you have a work issued Maglite? 🔦

No

sad

I need to get a flashlight

IV been saying I need to get one for a year

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

But I don't wanna get chinked on a shitty one

I can hook you up fam

I just wander around in the darj

you need to get a 5 lb metal flashlight baton and learn how to get a proper rotation throw to knock out an assailant from a distance

doesn't wanna be seen kek

Hmu in like. Ten hours in going to go right to sleep when I get home.

It makes pissing in the bushes easier

just @ me when you have time

Will do.

Seriously tho security work is super easy. If it paid better I'd stay forever but alas. I gotta do some other garbage to live

i hope someone breaks into ur place, draws penises on ur face, robs u, pulls ur pants down and you wake up to ur boss super mad redface yelling at you by your last name

M8 I guard old people or fences.

tfw no Segway

can't be true Paul Blart

The old people feed me sometimes. And the fences are worth like. Fifty grand

gated community eh

Not even. Just a door with a card lock

I considered cloning my guard key and breaking in when I quit

And robbing them of there security camera server

YOU BEST BE GETTIN ON OUTTA HERE BOY, YA HEAR?

But then I was like. What do I need a third sever for. It's also probably really shitty people

I'd steal the old people instead

sell them as sex slaves in Germany

I'd probably be able to kill at least three people and cut the cameras before I got caught <:chink:323022148870602752>

Also. It's old disabled people

Values too low to export them

do you have a gun

And building isn't easily flamible

damn, u must not believe in yourself and have depression or something to say you could only kill three people, learn to love yourself, dream bigger

yeah this

a real burger kills in the dozens

Lots the cops respond fast in that area. They would be there in ten min. I'd need to at least try to escape

I'm aiming for serial killer not spree killer

but the second one makes the news better

True.<:autism:327926282639769610>

Lazy mods need to add a few hundred more emotes

there's like 3 slots left or something

What. Theres a fucking slot limit. Fucking shitty ass discord not allowing unlimited enktes

Also. When are we getting the chinks to make office csg merch

one dude tried

the saga of genji ass mouse mat is still continuing

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

He should send the creator his knock off

Also. Sell chink shit merch on Etsy to have the chinks rip it off.

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

It would be funny if csg got banned because it was a long con to promote the csg brand to bring in the big bucks <:chink:323022148870602752>

So close to work being done

tfw sold meizu to normie friend and he likes it

disgusting

Malcom Young is dead

Rip

https://gfycat.com/MedicalReliableCamel

so

does this feel good in the stomach

@9Pawp#1449 https://youtu.be/HSWj5_-F9Q4?t=19

@Pawp

@Tribit for you

leeches

in alcohol

because <:chink:323022148870602752>

https://youtu.be/d7S2o0-VeTg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5DqB0cv8uw

me irl

>Athene is still a thing

Is it 2007 again?

@Deleted User that vid is from 6 years ago I think

english major, you say?

tagging @fedora

it's inescapable

what a nice specimen

slim thicc girl

what did he mean by this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSKcnc64_3M

<#248100475054850050> ?

Trump stickers on bike LOL

le epic trump trigger sjw kek xD cuck