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2018-05-02 15:03:16 UTC

@Matthew its a joke, fedora's favorite pasttime is pretending to be retarded

2018-05-02 15:03:30 UTC

wow, rude

2018-05-02 15:03:38 UTC

he doesnt just pretend to be finnish

2018-05-02 15:03:44 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ก

2018-05-02 15:03:51 UTC

Fug <:benis:239668961011040257>

2018-05-02 16:38:33 UTC

tfw a bee somehow managed to get into my room, and instead of killing a beebro with a fly swatter I helped the lil guy go outside

2018-05-02 17:02:19 UTC

Good boy

2018-05-02 17:03:56 UTC

is there any site where you can easily compare laptop CPUs?

2018-05-02 17:04:01 UTC

CPU boss is garbage

2018-05-02 17:05:06 UTC

hard to do tbh

2018-05-02 17:05:10 UTC

esp with current 8th gen cpus

2018-05-02 17:05:26 UTC

better off googling for benchmarks of the particular laptop your intersted in

2018-05-02 17:06:48 UTC

Just get a chinkpad

2018-05-02 17:06:54 UTC

>caring about benchmarks with laptop

2018-05-02 17:06:56 UTC

Lol

2018-05-02 17:07:39 UTC

Or rather

2018-05-02 17:07:48 UTC

>caring about bechmarks at all

2018-05-02 17:07:49 UTC

Lol

2018-05-02 17:11:22 UTC

^ computerlet

2018-05-02 17:12:32 UTC

^numale <:numale:410811502971322389>

2018-05-02 17:12:43 UTC

>buy 700โ‚ฌ laptop

2018-05-02 17:12:50 UTC

Just get used thinkpad

2018-05-02 17:12:52 UTC

>oh shit one for the same price was 5x better in performance

2018-05-02 17:13:04 UTC

No point buying anything else for that price point

2018-05-02 17:13:50 UTC

you cant charge thinkpads with powerbanks

2018-05-02 17:14:00 UTC

i actually want that

2018-05-02 17:14:24 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-05-02 17:14:31 UTC

they make powerbankst ahtchargelaptopstho

2018-05-02 17:16:00 UTC

Plug charger into powerbank

2018-05-02 17:16:55 UTC

Then buy ipad if u want to charge it with powerbank lol

2018-05-02 17:16:57 UTC

why charge your laptop with a powerbank when i can easily get 24h with triple batteries?

2018-05-02 17:17:31 UTC

You will only watch animes with it anyways

2018-05-02 17:17:33 UTC

Just get ipad

2018-05-02 17:17:38 UTC

Why would you be away from power for more then 24 hours anyway

2018-05-02 17:18:22 UTC

>what are digital nomads

2018-05-02 17:18:26 UTC

are you living in the 90ies?

2018-05-02 17:19:24 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2018-05-02 17:20:10 UTC

>being a digital nomad

2018-05-02 17:20:36 UTC

>aka computer gypsy

2018-05-02 17:20:42 UTC

>not just sitting in some cafe in bangkok on wi-fi drinking iced coffee

2018-05-02 17:21:30 UTC

>not sitting in an alley and stealing wifi and power secretly

2018-05-02 17:22:11 UTC

>be in bangkok
>stay in coffee shop drinking (((coffee))) instead of banging ladyboys

2018-05-02 17:22:17 UTC

are you a numale?

2018-05-02 17:22:29 UTC

post beard and gaping mouth

2018-05-02 17:22:54 UTC

fucking femboys and trannies is patrician, but general society lacks taste for the finer things in life

2018-05-02 17:23:02 UTC

I have too little testosterone to be able to grow a beard. Joke is on you, friend.

2018-05-02 17:23:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441288578744451072/dualityofvirgins.png

2018-05-02 17:23:19 UTC

It has almost nothing to do with test though

2018-05-02 17:23:19 UTC

i wish i couldnt grow a beard

2018-05-02 17:23:22 UTC

shaving is a pain in teh fucking ss

2018-05-02 17:24:56 UTC

do what the pajeets do, grow it anyway

2018-05-02 17:26:14 UTC

I wish I either didn't have beard or had a proper one

2018-05-02 17:26:32 UTC

Mine's like some mutt if I let it grow longer than a week or so

2018-05-02 17:31:57 UTC

@Pawp buy a chinkshit butterfly razor

2018-05-02 17:32:04 UTC

bro

2018-05-02 17:32:05 UTC

wut

2018-05-02 17:32:07 UTC

Shit is cash

2018-05-02 17:32:11 UTC

gimme a link

2018-05-02 17:32:41 UTC

QSHAVE Adjustable Safety Razor Double Edge Classic Mens Shaving Mild to Aggressive 1-6 Files Hair Removal Shaver with 5 Blades
http://s.aliexpress.com/EnuEFZjY

2018-05-02 17:32:52 UTC

This is the one I have

2018-05-02 17:33:10 UTC

You can get 100 blades for like, 9-12 dollars

2018-05-02 17:33:14 UTC

>I can get m name on the handle

2018-05-02 17:33:16 UTC

<:rooKek:399827499405541406>

2018-05-02 17:34:31 UTC

It really is comfy

2018-05-02 17:34:36 UTC

Would recommend

2018-05-02 17:34:48 UTC

why si the holder so expensive tho

2018-05-02 17:35:31 UTC

>titanium blades

2018-05-02 17:35:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441291672715001887/unknown.png

2018-05-02 17:35:36 UTC

fuck yes

2018-05-02 17:35:40 UTC

>using gog

2018-05-02 17:35:42 UTC

childhood

2018-05-02 17:35:42 UTC

Kys

2018-05-02 17:35:48 UTC

wait

2018-05-02 17:35:50 UTC

hold on

2018-05-02 17:35:53 UTC

birb did you pirate the gog launcher

2018-05-02 17:35:58 UTC

cuz gog will automagically update it

2018-05-02 17:36:02 UTC

<:rooKek:399827499405541406>

2018-05-02 17:36:02 UTC

no my bf bought me this

2018-05-02 17:36:05 UTC

oh

2018-05-02 17:36:08 UTC

so it fine

2018-05-02 17:36:14 UTC

I really wanted to play it

2018-05-02 17:36:23 UTC

<:alithink:327930371796893698>

2018-05-02 17:36:41 UTC

good goy not using goodolddownloads

2018-05-02 17:36:53 UTC

gog needs that money imho more than any other company

2018-05-02 17:36:57 UTC

even tho their launcher is shitty

2018-05-02 17:37:02 UTC

I love this game so much ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2018-05-02 17:37:04 UTC

GoG is bae. Support them

2018-05-02 17:37:23 UTC

the actual gog launcher is insane

2018-05-02 17:37:27 UTC

the fact that you can pirate a gog game

2018-05-02 17:37:44 UTC

and gog galaxy is like "Oh i see you have that installed and its out of date, lemme just update that for oyu bro i got you"

2018-05-02 17:37:48 UTC

well its just copy & paste due there is no drm

2018-05-02 17:38:01 UTC

"I dont see that on your account bu whatever i got you"

2018-05-02 17:38:30 UTC

@Pawp the holder isn't expensive. You're getting actual steel instead of chrome-plated plastic

2018-05-02 17:38:35 UTC

GoD is nice service tho if you want to test software "does it run on my shitbox"

2018-05-02 17:39:10 UTC

matt

2018-05-02 17:39:17 UTC

ill pick it up eventually

2018-05-02 17:39:30 UTC

but thanks

2018-05-02 17:39:35 UTC

i grabbed a hundred pack of razors for it

2018-05-02 17:39:47 UTC

*added to my cart ill order it in a bit

2018-05-02 17:39:50 UTC

Not to mention the universal compatibility with blades, instead of locking you into a specific companies

2018-05-02 17:39:58 UTC

Don't order chink blades, you dip

2018-05-02 17:40:04 UTC

oh ๐Ÿค”

2018-05-02 17:40:07 UTC

Just the handle

2018-05-02 17:42:49 UTC

I'm setting up Gentoo in a VM but I am not even installing the core utils, just docker

2018-05-02 17:43:05 UTC

@Tervy demos / benchmarking versions of video games need to make a comeback

2018-05-02 17:43:08 UTC

And then, everything will be in docker

2018-05-02 17:43:32 UTC

Sucks shit to buy a 60 dollar game that doesn't run because it just doesn't like your specific hardware combination

2018-05-02 17:44:40 UTC

indeed

2018-05-02 17:44:55 UTC

would avoid scams too

2018-05-02 17:45:06 UTC

and that "pre-rendered" video bullshittery

2018-05-02 17:45:17 UTC

Good gods... these people really are the cuckiest of cucks. I bought ICA store brand sriracha. I'd be surprised if it clocked in at even 1 scoville unit.

2018-05-02 17:45:49 UTC

>storebrand sriracha

2018-05-02 17:46:00 UTC

i made that mistake once... almost but then i slapped myself

2018-05-02 17:46:16 UTC

Their other things are great, generally.

2018-05-02 17:46:35 UTC

Spicy things though? I guess that's entirely off the table.

2018-05-02 17:46:42 UTC

Sven can't be having that.

2018-05-02 17:47:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441294681830326302/Screenshot_2018-05-02_19-44-49.png

2018-05-02 17:47:46 UTC

ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

2018-05-02 17:48:01 UTC

today's winner

2018-05-02 17:50:23 UTC

not bad i had random russian scriptkiddie attacking my host-box today morning/night

2018-05-02 17:51:13 UTC

eye for eye activated before i managed to act and regonized kids script and sent it to some rather larger and angrier firewall

2018-05-02 17:53:04 UTC

who ever it was he was using outdated burpsuite and got rejected rather quick

2018-05-02 17:57:58 UTC

tfw too much of a brainlet to even become a script kiddie <:hms:311152554618912768>

2018-05-02 17:58:31 UTC

I kinda wanna try the whole network shit but I'm too lazy to learn how to even use idiot-proof stuff like kali

2018-05-02 17:59:24 UTC

Don't try it, it's absolutely not worth it

2018-05-02 18:00:06 UTC

but muh we are anonymouse

2018-05-02 18:00:37 UTC

I at least wanna try sometime a man in the middle shit

2018-05-02 18:00:48 UTC

Or at least spoofing in my local network

2018-05-02 18:00:59 UTC

Then start selling drugs <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-05-02 18:01:35 UTC

What if I'm gonna be a white hat drug seller

2018-05-02 18:01:38 UTC

As in a physician

2018-05-02 18:02:28 UTC

There's middle then

2018-05-02 18:04:22 UTC

buying prescription drugs and selling them on black market

2018-05-02 18:04:24 UTC

<:deepthonk:326852766884560897>

2018-05-02 18:05:38 UTC

whats the problem with gog launcher i dont get u

2018-05-02 18:14:12 UTC

>another 26 hours to unlock my meme mix 2

2018-05-02 18:14:53 UTC

by the time you it unlocks you could've purchased a brand new one made by small chink children hands

2018-05-02 18:21:39 UTC

@porco what are you gonna flash when its unlocked

2018-05-02 18:21:45 UTC

@Matthew just refund it

2018-05-02 18:24:28 UTC

I will stay with MIUI but I'll root it

2018-05-02 18:30:01 UTC

hahah

2018-05-02 18:39:58 UTC

@Matthew chink disposable razor blades are fine you snob

2018-05-02 18:41:34 UTC

I must say, there are a loot of very good looking safety razors on Ali Ex

2018-05-02 18:42:19 UTC

Handles sure but I would pay the couple cents for decent blades

2018-05-02 18:42:30 UTC

I thought about coping this

2018-05-02 18:42:38 UTC

Off white x peppa the pig

2018-05-02 18:43:53 UTC

No, WHITE 'Off'

2018-05-02 18:44:03 UTC

Clear difference

2018-05-02 19:13:57 UTC

>3 hours later
>Slowly starting to gain speed using i3

2018-05-02 19:15:09 UTC

Gonna get 12000SEK in taxes back

2018-05-02 19:15:13 UTC

fugg yeah more chink shit

2018-05-02 19:15:33 UTC

so 1100e

2018-05-02 19:15:38 UTC

no one here speaks sek

2018-05-02 19:16:26 UTC

in reality no one here speak europoor either so its 1348.32$

2018-05-02 19:16:26 UTC

im gonna get 600e and i basicly neeted last year

2018-05-02 19:27:43 UTC

Someone called

2018-05-02 19:28:01 UTC

I speak yuropoor

2018-05-02 19:28:58 UTC

Which one

2018-05-02 19:29:13 UTC

I speak French, Dutch, and mild German

2018-05-02 19:29:23 UTC

But enough to carry myself in germoney

2018-05-02 19:29:47 UTC

Polish, Dutch and a few German words

2018-05-02 19:29:53 UTC

Dutch?

2018-05-02 19:29:59 UTC

Are you a Polack immigrant?

2018-05-02 19:30:04 UTC

Or second gen

2018-05-02 19:30:12 UTC

Dirty immigrant

2018-05-02 19:30:22 UTC

Not dirty

2018-05-02 19:30:29 UTC

Wasn't planning to stay actually

2018-05-02 19:30:42 UTC

Its pretty good here

2018-05-02 19:30:47 UTC

I'm staying

2018-05-02 19:30:51 UTC

Yeah, I quite like it

2018-05-02 19:31:10 UTC

If you adopt the ethnicity you are dutch

2018-05-02 19:31:11 UTC

IMO

2018-05-02 19:31:33 UTC

I didnt really adopt it tho, and I miss France badly

2018-05-02 19:31:57 UTC

But its good here and my family is all here

2018-05-02 19:33:45 UTC

I just got a summer job right after graduating, figured I'd make some extra dosh

2018-05-02 19:34:08 UTC

But now I actually like it more than Po(or)land

2018-05-02 19:35:39 UTC

btw i nailed my java exam

2018-05-02 19:35:41 UTC

300/300 pts

2018-05-02 19:35:49 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-02 19:35:49 UTC

Good job

2018-05-02 19:35:58 UTC

Anal sex is like JAVA, it works on everything

2018-05-02 19:36:04 UTC

LOL

2018-05-02 19:37:17 UTC

@bentech that was certainly not a mistake

2018-05-02 19:39:18 UTC

Macron is so awkward its cute

2018-05-02 19:39:27 UTC

Tfw no slightly awkward French president bf

2018-05-02 19:39:47 UTC

He is the anti christ

2018-05-02 19:43:14 UTC

@johnfrum >calls me a snob
> immediately recommends not buying chink razors
<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-05-02 19:44:52 UTC

I've had a Mรผhle for years, works great

2018-05-02 19:44:58 UTC

Disposable multi blade razors are fine

2018-05-02 19:45:14 UTC

But for the two sided safty razor its not worth the gamble

2018-05-02 19:45:41 UTC

Well, that's what we were talking about, dipshit

2018-05-02 19:48:42 UTC

Theres too many similar names for diffrent things

2018-05-02 19:49:49 UTC

Damn, why is it so hard to get into these old lead acid batteries

2018-05-02 19:49:56 UTC

Box, crate, package...

2018-05-02 19:49:57 UTC

Almost like they dont want you inside

2018-05-02 19:51:06 UTC

@Millwood nie sล‚uchaj shrimpa, pierdoli jak potล‚uczony

2018-05-02 19:52:09 UTC

Also since the topic is on razors

2018-05-02 19:52:24 UTC

Why not buy one of those fancy electric shit

2018-05-02 19:52:36 UTC

Electric Shaver or something

2018-05-02 19:54:04 UTC

Also Hayde is on sale <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

2018-05-02 20:01:57 UTC

Electric shavers are fucking shit

2018-05-02 20:04:00 UTC

Really?

2018-05-02 20:04:32 UTC

Really

2018-05-02 20:04:34 UTC

Never used one since I don't really shave much (fucking almost-neet laziness) but I always thought they were ok

2018-05-02 20:04:53 UTC

Since if I had too long of a beard I have used one of those shitty family shavers you use for hair

2018-05-02 20:05:15 UTC

this shit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441329344770736128/big_9337_11340.png

2018-05-02 20:05:18 UTC

They're decent for touchup or whatever, but for an actual shave, they're absolutely awful

2018-05-02 20:06:26 UTC

@Shrimpf im playing comp matched with 5 French faggs

2018-05-02 20:10:13 UTC

@sum that's for shaving your hair, not beard

2018-05-02 20:10:24 UTC

yeah but it works if you wanna trim it

2018-05-02 20:10:34 UTC

as in trim that fucker to tiny amount

2018-05-02 20:10:38 UTC

won't completely shave it but helps

2018-05-02 20:13:25 UTC

I got one that's advertised for both hair and beard

2018-05-02 20:13:52 UTC

2 different attachments for it, the beard one for shorter lengths obviously

2018-05-02 20:14:13 UTC

Pretty good, leaves a minimal stubble if you just shave without attachment

2018-05-02 20:15:24 UTC

@Millwood what did you get?

2018-05-02 20:15:49 UTC

It's a Braun, got it for birthday last year

2018-05-02 20:16:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441332175481339905/serveimage62.jpg

2018-05-02 20:16:32 UTC

Like this

2018-05-02 20:16:46 UTC

But for both head and beard

2018-05-02 20:16:48 UTC

Noice

2018-05-02 20:17:21 UTC

It's handy because I rarely feel like using razor

2018-05-02 20:17:24 UTC

why not just use 100% head and go skinhead

2018-05-02 20:18:00 UTC

Maybe when I'm 40, don't entertain the idea of looking skinhead

2018-05-02 20:18:19 UTC

Probably would look like cancer patient instead anyway

2018-05-02 20:18:24 UTC

What the fuggg. The reading assignment for tomorrow = 280 pages.

2018-05-02 20:18:30 UTC

From one of the books.

2018-05-02 20:18:32 UTC

N i c e

2018-05-02 20:18:41 UTC

I think I might not end up doing it.

2018-05-02 20:18:47 UTC

Especially since it's bedtime.

2018-05-02 20:19:39 UTC

Man, looking through the biohazard section of car auction sites is eerie

2018-05-02 20:20:05 UTC

Because not everyone wants to look like a gabber

2018-05-02 20:20:14 UTC

*kanker in distance*

2018-05-02 20:22:17 UTC

how do i hibernate for 3 days

2018-05-02 20:22:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/441333772584091648/unknown.png

2018-05-02 20:24:44 UTC

Learn how to lucid dream and become dependant on your tulpa

2018-05-02 20:24:44 UTC

@johnfrum#8811 dude there's still blood on the airbags

2018-05-02 20:24:49 UTC

Ye

2018-05-02 20:24:51 UTC

t. mentionlet

2018-05-02 20:25:10 UTC

Isn't lucid dreaming bullshit

2018-05-02 20:25:34 UTC

No idea

2018-05-02 20:25:46 UTC

@Jobplane the funny thing is that they think they can get 3500 for it

2018-05-02 20:25:47 UTC

Or at least from my experience I feel like this is just bullshit because you achieve nearly the same effect by just closing your eyes

2018-05-02 20:26:58 UTC

I think the point of lucid dreaming is to be able to do it while sleeping

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