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2017-11-13 19:40:53 UTC

was good enough for most govs

2017-11-13 19:41:00 UTC

we were cheeky bastards tho

2017-11-13 19:41:20 UTC

Spanking

Caning

Aggressive whipping

Penetration by any object "associated with violence"

Physical or verbal abuse (regardless of if consensual)

Urolagnia (known as "water sports")

Role-playing as non-adults

Physical restraint

Humiliation

Female ejaculation

Strangulation

Facesitting

Fisting

2017-11-13 19:41:26 UTC

last three are listed as "life-threatening"

2017-11-13 19:41:27 UTC

I'm literally a brainlet; been wanting to do progects with Raspberry Pi but I'm not too satisfied just following directions; I want to understand the underlying concepts but they never really 'click' for me...

2017-11-13 19:41:38 UTC

>Facesitting

2017-11-13 19:41:45 UTC

poor brits, they don't know what they are missing

2017-11-13 19:41:51 UTC

^

2017-11-13 19:42:25 UTC

>facesitting is life-threatening
Only if your boner gets out of control.

2017-11-13 19:42:36 UTC

it's only for pornography produced here

2017-11-13 19:42:39 UTC

like FakeTaxi and shit

2017-11-13 19:43:10 UTC

Swaffelen is best

2017-11-13 19:43:37 UTC

most of the time brit porn sux tho

2017-11-13 19:44:03 UTC

They're fucking brits m8, everything suckx

2017-11-13 19:44:52 UTC

>water sports banned

2017-11-13 19:44:54 UTC

toppest kek

2017-11-13 19:45:16 UTC

also female ejaculation is banned

2017-11-13 19:45:21 UTC

what the fuck is the reasoning behind that

2017-11-13 19:45:34 UTC

this is literally on the same level as just outright banning gay porn

2017-11-13 19:45:41 UTC

It is against sharia law for women to have pleasure

2017-11-13 19:45:56 UTC

its against sharia law to have any kind of pleasure

2017-11-13 19:45:56 UTC

Those are some whack rules

2017-11-13 19:45:59 UTC

for everyone

2017-11-13 19:46:34 UTC

What if you take pleasure from doing jihad on western dogs?

2017-11-13 19:47:00 UTC

<:kms:327934280619655179>

2017-11-13 19:47:42 UTC

@Mad Jack What if I just stone you instead, you infidel?

2017-11-13 19:48:09 UTC

Im already pretty stoned as is

2017-11-13 19:48:15 UTC

๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-11-13 19:51:31 UTC

marijuana is for degenerates

2017-11-13 19:53:27 UTC

>

2017-11-13 19:53:49 UTC

thank you for your post

2017-11-13 19:54:15 UTC

what if it's legal?

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379720641479311370/IMG_20171113_2053579.jpg

2017-11-13 19:54:36 UTC

dude

2017-11-13 19:54:37 UTC

weed

2017-11-13 19:54:39 UTC

lmao

2017-11-13 19:54:39 UTC

?

2017-11-13 19:55:20 UTC

It's not mine tbh but it's legal here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379720913048043522/IMG_20171113_2054482.jpg

2017-11-13 19:55:58 UTC

where do you live again?

2017-11-13 19:56:02 UTC

Switzerland

2017-11-13 19:57:13 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379721385804562432/JPEG_20171113_205702.jpg

2017-11-13 19:57:23 UTC

Do I win?

2017-11-13 19:57:36 UTC

>implying that's not dry lettuce

2017-11-13 19:57:45 UTC

aha :DDD

2017-11-13 20:00:19 UTC

but yes

2017-11-13 20:00:25 UTC

weed feels good

2017-11-13 20:00:25 UTC

but

2017-11-13 20:00:26 UTC

jesus

2017-11-13 20:00:37 UTC

it destroys motivation and short-term memory

2017-11-13 20:09:19 UTC

used to have a colleague at uni that smoked weed everyday

2017-11-13 20:09:27 UTC

he failed all his exams

2017-11-13 20:10:12 UTC

now he started all over again from year one :^)

2017-11-13 20:10:25 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-11-13 20:12:56 UTC

10 minutes of `stress --cpu 16` and still not above 45 deg c

2017-11-13 20:13:19 UTC

not bad for 130$

2017-11-13 20:17:58 UTC

wat cpu

2017-11-13 20:19:10 UTC

got it today, second hand, 130 bucks

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379726908792897537/Screenshot_from_2017-11-13_21-18-56.png

2017-11-13 20:19:36 UTC

so, Xeon E31230

2017-11-13 20:32:39 UTC

seems legit

2017-11-13 20:32:53 UTC

you got it for a server?

2017-11-13 20:33:51 UTC

I'm not sure yet, I will probably use it as a home server

2017-11-13 20:34:01 UTC

on the other hand, my only other desktop is a core 2 quad q6600

2017-11-13 20:34:19 UTC

so maybe I could even use it as a desktop, I'm not sure yet

2017-11-13 20:55:35 UTC

test

2017-11-13 20:55:48 UTC

passed

2017-11-13 20:56:03 UTC

50% of my messages are failing to send

2017-11-13 21:04:03 UTC

50% of your mom failed to send

2017-11-13 21:04:07 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-11-13 21:08:35 UTC

<:quacko:356374495516164097>

2017-11-13 21:08:55 UTC

<:you:265281777168416768>

2017-11-13 21:09:06 UTC

disco is ded

2017-11-13 21:09:19 UTC

@Lynxoid degen

2017-11-13 21:14:28 UTC

thoughts

2017-11-13 21:14:38 UTC

autism/10

2017-11-13 21:14:54 UTC

gulag

2017-11-13 21:14:56 UTC

next

2017-11-13 21:17:48 UTC

is not ussr anthem

2017-11-13 21:17:58 UTC

is also russian federation anthem

2017-11-13 22:01:18 UTC

@zambz thanks

2017-11-13 22:15:41 UTC

Weak. They have a program just spit it out for them in a map file. They didn't even autism it by hand. 0/10.

2017-11-13 22:29:30 UTC

EA breaking leddit records

2017-11-13 22:29:48 UTC

Ye

2017-11-13 22:30:15 UTC

They released a statement and are changing the amount of time needed to grind to a specific hero

2017-11-13 22:31:36 UTC

fuck em anyway, they bought Respawn

2017-11-13 22:31:43 UTC

titanfall 3 will be a tragedy

2017-11-13 22:31:47 UTC

if it will even happen

2017-11-13 22:32:04 UTC

EA Games: Challenge Everything

2017-11-13 22:39:37 UTC

Gaming industry is fucked

2017-11-13 22:41:26 UTC

I can't fucking believe that has 44 reddit golds

2017-11-13 22:42:02 UTC

People pay to upvote PR responses of a shooter franchise

2017-11-13 22:42:05 UTC

?

2017-11-13 22:42:23 UTC

Gold is there to keep it from being downvoted away, so it will always remain visible.

2017-11-13 22:42:28 UTC

๐Ÿ‘

2017-11-13 22:42:33 UTC

oh I thought it was just these people

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379762993501700097/1507960044287.jpg

2017-11-13 22:43:05 UTC

Jesus I've sen a lot of Brainlet Wojak but that one takes the ๐Ÿฐ

2017-11-13 22:43:42 UTC

Yeah it's pretty amazing

2017-11-13 22:43:51 UTC

I don't get that

2017-11-13 22:43:52 UTC

It's by far my favorite

2017-11-13 22:48:13 UTC

there's nothing to get

2017-11-13 22:48:24 UTC

intelligent people pirate their games instead of buying them and then lootboxes

2017-11-13 22:48:45 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379764553971531776/Screenshot_2017-11-14-09-39-29-242_com.google.android.gm.png

2017-11-13 22:48:50 UTC

"assdrop"

2017-11-13 22:49:03 UTC

:^)

2017-11-13 22:49:05 UTC

this is how it came in my email

2017-11-13 22:49:13 UTC

Yeah, uh... Has anyone actually used one of those hall effect keyboards?

2017-11-13 22:49:21 UTC

me too

2017-11-13 22:49:23 UTC

OH GOD HAHAHAHAA!!!!!!! IM DYING!!!!!! :-DDDDDDDDD

2017-11-13 22:49:29 UTC

I was looking at getting one but have no idea what to expect.

2017-11-13 22:49:29 UTC

im 14 too

2017-11-13 22:49:42 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-11-13 22:49:43 UTC

sounds like a membrane but more expensive

2017-11-13 22:49:44 UTC

They seem cool but eh

2017-11-13 22:50:23 UTC

My strafe has lasted 2y so far and I intend to get it to 6+years

2017-11-13 22:50:27 UTC

Yeah, I keep waiting for someone else to dispose of their income on one first but it seems like that's literally everyone forever...

2017-11-13 22:50:58 UTC

esp when you think about it

2017-11-13 22:51:01 UTC

you just can't beat blues

2017-11-13 22:55:28 UTC

But what about an M?

2017-11-13 22:55:32 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-11-13 22:55:42 UTC

>assdrop :-DDDDDDDDDDDD

2017-11-13 22:59:29 UTC

assdrop X Supreme

2017-11-13 22:59:34 UTC

W2C?

2017-11-13 23:02:53 UTC

tfw I have Reds

2017-11-13 23:03:00 UTC

gaymer switch

2017-11-13 23:06:13 UTC

Tfw blues

2017-11-13 23:12:39 UTC

tfw depressively blue

2017-11-13 23:14:40 UTC

blues are not depressing

2017-11-13 23:15:00 UTC

with their clickitty-clackiness you only wanna jump around and have fun

2017-11-13 23:27:51 UTC

@fireglow having a bad night ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡ผ ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฎ ๐Ÿ‡ช โ”

2017-11-13 23:28:26 UTC

w/e

2017-11-13 23:28:45 UTC

๐Ÿ˜‚

2017-11-13 23:29:15 UTC

Citizen Kane

2017-11-13 23:30:05 UTC

Transformers: Night of the Vampiric Yugo

2017-11-13 23:30:06 UTC

blade of the immortal

2017-11-13 23:30:34 UTC

takashi miike samurai film about an immortal warrior who can have limbs chopped off and heal up like Wolverine

2017-11-13 23:31:23 UTC

brawl in cell block 99 is good too

2017-11-13 23:31:35 UTC

if you like Vince Vaughn stomping people's heads off into shit filled toilets

2017-11-13 23:33:00 UTC

yeah lots of 1 v 100 people fights

2017-11-13 23:33:02 UTC

it's a good yin

2017-11-13 23:33:09 UTC

13 Assassins is another good samurai film he made

2017-11-13 23:34:06 UTC

>21gb

2017-11-13 23:34:07 UTC

21gb seems like a semi-decent copy

2017-11-13 23:34:14 UTC

try to find the 50gb bd

2017-11-13 23:35:55 UTC

Thanks again for another great rip Yify!

2017-11-13 23:36:15 UTC

Video 10 Audio 9

2017-11-13 23:47:19 UTC

I placed 7 orders on 11.11

2017-11-13 23:47:24 UTC

5 have been shipped

2017-11-13 23:47:29 UTC

I rate 5/7

2017-11-13 23:57:39 UTC

@porco is that with rice

2017-11-13 23:58:07 UTC

perfect 5/7

2017-11-13 23:58:18 UTC

my iems weren't shipped yet :\

2017-11-13 23:59:20 UTC

it was 3.5/4

2017-11-14 00:00:19 UTC

>ordered something 12 days ago
>no shipment info
<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-14 00:01:42 UTC

extended processing time?

2017-11-14 01:36:00 UTC

tfw the chinks cancel my mechanical keyboard fidget

2017-11-14 01:38:12 UTC

It sat "waiting for pickup" for over a week, then it changed to "shipment cancelled". No word from the seller in over 5 hours, so I disuputed it and got my money back within 30 minutes.

2017-11-14 01:38:16 UTC

+1 Aliexpress

2017-11-14 02:02:43 UTC

๐Ÿ™

2017-11-14 02:03:01 UTC

DHgate is trash

2017-11-14 02:09:54 UTC

Only place that has knock off out the front knives, tbh

2017-11-14 02:20:19 UTC

Is THAT where people get these OTF knives are coming from? I've always wanted one

2017-11-14 02:24:11 UTC

yeah, its a shame they're super illegal

2017-11-14 02:24:18 UTC

it wont stop me though

2017-11-14 02:24:25 UTC

make sure you spend over $50 on one though

2017-11-14 02:24:30 UTC

good ones can be had for $100-$200

2017-11-14 02:30:51 UTC

I've never understood why OTF knives are so overregulated. Is a knife more dangerous because of how it opens? Legislators are retarded

2017-11-14 02:31:18 UTC

ya basically

2017-11-14 02:31:26 UTC

its because of old school gangsters and switchblades

2017-11-14 02:31:32 UTC

modern knives are as fast as otfs

2017-11-14 02:31:50 UTC

and also the force from an otf is pretty miserable

2017-11-14 02:31:55 UTC

probably enough to give you a very shallow cut

2017-11-14 02:32:14 UTC

but of course you could mod the spring and have one of those ballistic knives

2017-11-14 02:32:17 UTC

Assisted open knives are pretty much switchblades, except you can't close them one handed

2017-11-14 02:32:25 UTC

but nobody's stopping you from buying a $1 knife and making it ballistic

2017-11-14 02:32:29 UTC

via chinese battery

2017-11-14 02:32:42 UTC

assisted open knives are hot garbage

2017-11-14 02:32:48 UTC

i dont think ive seen a good assisted open knife yet

2017-11-14 02:33:04 UTC

kind of like an otf, in the end more like a toy than a tool

2017-11-14 02:33:12 UTC

except an otf looks a lot cooler

2017-11-14 02:35:12 UTC

I don't carry my knife as a fashion statement, I use it as a tool. I just want something I can operate one-handed QQ

2017-11-14 02:35:44 UTC

you carry an assisted knife?

2017-11-14 02:39:11 UTC

DHgate was cool because I used to buy stolen Xbox 360 accounts loaded with points and owned like

2017-11-14 02:39:16 UTC

Every game on the store

2017-11-14 02:51:17 UTC

who needs tor when you can get everything off DHgate

2017-11-14 03:44:33 UTC

@Windatica Not currently, I work at a hospital and there are length restrictions there. I don't have any AO knives under 3". But at previous jobs, yeah, I had a bunch of AO knives I'd carry

2017-11-14 03:47:26 UTC

the fuck are they going to do, whip out a ruler?

2017-11-14 03:47:50 UTC

The VA police will, yes, absolutely. They take that shit super serious on federal property

2017-11-14 03:48:52 UTC

Washington DC was a mistake.

2017-11-14 03:51:50 UTC

Every two weeks, I thank god for the federal government :^)

2017-11-14 03:54:54 UTC

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2017-11-14 03:56:46 UTC

if you like the mora style they sell a decent amount of knives with similar blade geometry. not chi kshit but Opinels have some nice fat handles

2017-11-14 03:59:25 UTC

What I'd really like is a really nice Sheepsfoot knife.

2017-11-14 04:00:22 UTC

svords are nice and cheap if you don't mind a lack of lock

2017-11-14 04:00:56 UTC

nvm, dunno why I recalled them being sheepsfoot

2017-11-14 04:12:13 UTC

The chink who chinked me just messaged me like "yes hello your package might be lost, full refund yes?"

2017-11-14 04:12:35 UTC

And I said "Oh, I already got a refund via a dispute, it's already done."

2017-11-14 04:12:48 UTC

And then, of course, sad emoji spam

2017-11-14 04:14:56 UTC

>not getting a double refund

2017-11-14 04:15:35 UTC

Maybe I'll still get my autistic fidget in the mail a month from now.

2017-11-14 04:16:51 UTC

But according to the shipping info, it was "waiting for pickup" for over a week, then suddenly changed to "shipment cancelled". Then, I checked the guy's page, and the item is no longer listed. In fact, he only has one item left on his shop, and it's a batman spinner. Fuckin' weird.

2017-11-14 04:18:22 UTC

I'm guessing he oversold my item, cancelled my shipment, and hoped I wouldn't notice until my buyer protection ran out.

2017-11-14 04:31:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379850801130110977/Screenshot-2017-11-13_Find_Quality_Wholesalers_Suppliers_Manufacturers_Buyers_and_Products_from_Our_.png

2017-11-14 04:31:36 UTC

I don't think that's how that song goes

2017-11-14 04:33:49 UTC

this close to what you want?

2017-11-14 04:35:17 UTC

Shape-wise, yeah, but that price for something the size of a dog tag is crazy

2017-11-14 04:36:20 UTC

guess it's a popular brand on the other end of the spectrum
https://m.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_625284.html

2017-11-14 04:38:05 UTC

I love the product pictures. Sharp and Durable! Anti-slip handle!

2017-11-14 04:38:13 UTC

*No Lock. Be careful.*

2017-11-14 04:42:38 UTC

That one does look quite nice. I'm gonna bookmark that one.

2017-11-14 04:44:37 UTC

>blade length 3.22 inches

2017-11-14 04:47:17 UTC

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

2017-11-14 04:51:37 UTC

this is pretty neat, cheap ceramic folder that has decent reviews https://m.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_246210.html

2017-11-14 04:55:00 UTC

>do you know balisongs?
>yes
>what if we made then slow and shitty?
>I'll call the factory right now
https://m.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-and-folding-knives/pp_252375.html

2017-11-14 05:07:35 UTC

this might be perfect if you can figure out how long it is https://m.gearbest.com/cutting-tools/pp_313918.html

2017-11-14 07:32:34 UTC

Rofl

2017-11-14 07:32:38 UTC

Roommate was just yelling at me

2017-11-14 07:32:56 UTC

Really hard not to say anything rude or laugh during those stupid fucking rants.

2017-11-14 08:23:52 UTC

what did you do

2017-11-14 08:24:11 UTC

I lived in shared accommodation for like 2 months and it was the worst time of my life

2017-11-14 08:24:15 UTC

Never again

2017-11-14 08:24:30 UTC

As in shared room too?

2017-11-14 08:33:18 UTC

Nah not shared room, that must be even more of a nightmare

2017-11-14 08:33:27 UTC

just a shared house with like 5 other people

2017-11-14 08:34:06 UTC

the room closest to me had this dude who thought he was a black belt in ?Something? and his fat gf

2017-11-14 08:34:14 UTC

I live in shared flat with 7 other people

2017-11-14 08:34:17 UTC

it's not that bad

2017-11-14 08:34:19 UTC

they had no jobs and stayed up all night screaming at the playstation

2017-11-14 08:34:38 UTC

but it depends on your luck and what sort of people you end up with

2017-11-14 08:34:39 UTC

Guess it just depends on if you get lucky with who you live with

2017-11-14 08:34:48 UTC

in that case, I'd get out asap

2017-11-14 08:35:06 UTC

This was over a year ago, It was when I had only just moved out of home

2017-11-14 08:40:34 UTC

They were so fucking annoying though, I ended up blocking their IP's from the router because they were dumb enough to have device names like 'Sarah's iPhone' and 'Johns Laptop'

2017-11-14 08:40:53 UTC

The walls were quite thin especially when someone is yelling

2017-11-14 08:41:02 UTC

He wasn't too happy about that

2017-11-14 08:49:52 UTC

```They were so fucking annoying though, I ended up blocking their IP's from the router because they were dumb enough to have device names like 'Sarah's iPhone' and 'Johns Laptop'``` Not them, but you.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/379915828453310466/unknown.png

2017-11-14 08:52:41 UTC

Let me scream next to your bedroom at 2am then

2017-11-14 08:54:21 UTC

``the room closest to me had this dude who thought he was a black belt in ?Something? and his fat gf``

2017-11-14 08:54:27 UTC

bet she has good personality

2017-11-14 08:54:28 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2017-11-14 08:54:46 UTC

She wasn't actually too bad, she was annoying but not as annoying as him

2017-11-14 08:54:58 UTC

tis y am incel

2017-11-14 08:54:59 UTC

fuck

2017-11-14 08:55:03 UTC

>Stranger Danger Things

2017-11-14 08:55:07 UTC

When?

2017-11-14 08:55:27 UTC

they were both super disgusting sanitary wise though, I walked past their room once (They had a cat) and there was literally cat shit on the floor and on piles of clothes

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