and talking passionately about flowers 😊

lavender has a calming effect

it's really good

That still sounds cray

no

yes

Is that you

Lol

Shrimp's mad at me because i never called him a cute boy

<:angery:423058200661590017>

When youre a cute boy, ill admit to it

Until then, in my head, youre just a giant shrimp sitting at a computer

🔫

🛡

I dont gave cute pics anymore

I had them but delet

ONLY 4 GEE EFF

@Mad Jack yes he's a big fat shrimp

Were they <#189811441174446080> pics?

Nigga if I was fat

Did she schlick her oyster to them

Id lose it straight away

Fat us disgusting

*shlick shlick shlick*

Im too skinny

*snikt*

I SAW THAT WITH MY GF

OH MY GOD

Me too

Kek

IT WAS WORTH IT FOR THE ONE INSTANCE WHERE SHE ACTUALLY SAYS IT

😂

Fucken Carmen Electra

What gappen

Shell show up in anything

Samurai sluts from outer space

👌

Paypal her a fiver and shell be at your door in 5

Valerium kicked in

Carmen Electra my nipples

That... makes no sense

When the lean kicks

Google has 4th dimensional pedophile hiveminds

What everyone thought when he said they were turning the frogs gay: 🐸 🏳️‍🌈

What he meant: 🇫🇷 🏳️‍🌈

When youre at a party and someone offers you tapwater

What kind of party is it that theyd offer you water

Too drunk

Vodka from a plastic bottle or bust

I got offered water a lot

When youre shitfaced the best thing is orange juice

Wow

Makes one ponder

democrats

Holy shit

What a horrible fucking thing

what race are indians

black?

Indians are a whole species you mong

reee

Bunch of uncultured swines in this discord i swear to god

😡 😡 😡

I'm being bullied online

*B O B S a n d V A G E N E*

cyber buli

Better call the bully hunters

no they're dead

😂

WELL GUESS NO ONE CAN STOP ME NOW THEN

@BIRDzone u gey

😎

😥 😥 😥 😭

rood as heck

Im gonna bully you straight boy

@Shrimpf helb

Ill bully him too

who cares

bulli polizé here, who’re we bulli today?

https://www.joesnewbalanceoutlet.com/products/?keywords=aprmen40 for any burger reading this

although its really early in the morning for burgers isnt it

Depends on the coast doest it

its 620pm

east, and 320 west

*p*m?

So, no?

oh wait

I mixed my shit up

my b

US is still experiencing w33d day

disgracing our lord and saviors bday

what time is it for u?

01:23

Einmal wird unsere geduld zu ende sein!

hamburger ileum-ida

@Hyperious make chicago burn again 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0

no matter how much i listen to him, i never get bored of his insults

>tfw sneezing all day

I hope no one knows I get sexual pleasure from it

@sum lol those videos were great

you haven't seen Ravendils Quests?

I did, i meant those

Theyre p good

I wonder what they're using though

It seems like it's some DOS era game but I'm not sure

THIS IS GOING INTO THE BOOK OF GRUDGES

I hope to never have bad enough memory to need a list of people

my memory is awful

Sounds like you need a list

if you memory is awful how about upgrading? i know ram prices are not great but if it's an emergency then why not

i wnat to do another pc build but ram prices put me off

but ye im ight actually start having to keep lists etc 😦

Meanwhile I'm having problems remembering basic shit

Like I'll close the door, go to the car, start it

THen go back upstairs to make sure I closed the door

https://youtu.be/cla5dJGEenU

get that faggotry outta here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta-Z_psXODw

>local sears closed down

this is the saddest I've been in a while, at least got a bunch of copper tubing at scrap price

Well if its any consolation it was just a national corporation you shouldn't really feel sorry for.

I know, just sad to see something that was there since I was a kid close down.

I took my mom to the shooting range today. She liked my CZ and loved the Chiappa Little Badger.
It's always nice to introduce a new person to the hobby of firearms. <:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

Also good news, I lost the glock .45 auction

🤢

Not only a glock, but in fuddy-five?

For shame, John

Some poor fuck paid 300 bucks for a glock kit that doesnt even have an 80% lower

And I told you I didnt win so it doesnt count as bad judgement

I wish I could too

i paid three times that for some earbuds

Would buy a 433 and 417 instantly

😦

Hanlo leuten

fuck I want waffle house rn

maybe in morning

Waffles are nasty

I wonder if there is a feeling more helpless and enraging than ordering something you know is in your house somewhere but you cant find at the moment no matter how hard you look

And knowing you are going to find it around the time the part gets in

white people problems

Pretty racist to assume niggers dont know about chinkshit

is there a generic /g/ discord?

Hope not

It would be even worse than this place

hmpf

By Allah

The hot girl in my gf's friend group is walking around without pants

assert dominance and do the same

and when she gets raped by a nog suddenly it's the knee grows fauilt

😒

Kek

Ayooo

Dindu nuffin

He was a good boy

>generic /g/ board
Isn't that the place banned people go to?

@Shrimpf

I like this one

Kek

>Remove crossant

Remove wafel

Famas up your ass

>if a small population of french were formally there it counts

This is just sad

Lies

All under the french bureau

@johnfrum

Gaze at this beauty

It is no more

The future of the french army is german

St. Ettiene nothing but a discarded whore

Delet

Germany is weak compared to France's army

They even follow post-war lines to the letter

Pathetic

Cry into your goulette and redwine

Mfw we got away with Vichy

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

HK is your rifle now

Ew

Wannabe French rifle

Smaller HK's are nice tho

It is a french rifle now

HALT

Stehen bleiben Hans

Genius

That 14

<3

https://sofrep.com/65812/hk416-new-rifle-french-armed-forces/

How does the schnitzel taste francois

Reeeeee

>The future of the French army is German

REEEEEEEEE

Belgian pistols are nice

How dare they

FN is ace

>Belgian

Yeah Wallonian

Ooof Abi

French-Belgian

Also the glock is the official sidearm and is austrian

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

100% krauted

Walloon armed forces look sex as fug

Turkcell <:alithink:327930371796893698>

I was in Walloon when Glitched's nephew was threatening to blow shit up

No I didnt <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

And their uniforms were ace

Shhhh

Shrimp how do even get a outsider gf or bf when homosexuality is forbidden?

Falling in love I guess

But their parents would cut you in 12 pieces?

She didnt want to love me either

<:GWfroggySadCat:400751069619159050>

Sad!

Her family wanted me to comvert

She did premarital thanks to me tho

Its just cultural collision I guess

You should have converted

I have it with my gf too

I would have for her

But her dad hit her because of me

So I lef

*left

Plus my mom is Christian and wasn't too happy either

She was the one tho

;_;

@Julian nice did you like it?

ye loved it

vvv comfy

have to see more Ghibli now

Avoid grave of the fireflies

Don't watch that

I cried like a girl