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Oh i see
So you can make a gun and shoot yourself
Is that really troll bidding or a cry for help
Haha no, killing myself is for when I get the cancer or am 80
Anything else means no insurance payout.
You wont make it to 80.
Also >killing yourself with a gun
IT KEEPS HAPPENING
IT'S MID FUCKING APRIL
STOP IT GOD
God is punishing you for your sinful ways
Its already too late
I can't keep living off of oreos and la Croix
The summer better be hot to make up for this
I must make a nomadic journey to the grocery store 2 miles away
Also >not stocking up on non perishable foods
Unless youre just lazy
I wonder if I can pay some gook to drive food to me
Also how many oreos and water did you have
I don't think delivery drivers have 4x4
3 boxes and 2 12 packs
Delivery drivers arent people
12 pack of water
or of la croix
Can confirm, am not a person
Soda isnt water
I thought the general consensus about la croix was that it didnt qualify as more than shitty water
La Croix isn't soda
What the fuck is it then
It's just flavored water with carbonation
Why would you have 24 of that
Because I like it
A little too much me thinks, but i once filled half my fridge with energy drinks so i cant judge really
I cut energy drinks out of my life 2 months ago
How many did you drink a day
Shit, I'm sad now.
He rode the coattails of one movie for literally decades
>he didn't wake up at 6 am to watch mail call
I DO have Lock and Load downloaded
Damn, would have thought he would be alive for longer, hes yelling at fat fucks in heaven now
What do you put into mulled wine? Always seemed too much work for hot grapejuice
mull it over for a bit, it'll come to you
Its not really mulled wine, just cheap wine I mixed with lemon juice, coffee syrup and anise and put into a microwave for a minute
Actually tthat is mulled wine technically
John what the fuck kind of connoction is that
I just told you.
Also the zest of three lemons
What the FUCK is with all the sports anime this season
is it normal for spring season to all be sportsball shit
The coffee really makes it kick harder
If you wanna get wasted with coffee get an irish coffee like regular people
But I like this better
Hell, even coffee liquer
Coffee liqour is definitely not for drinking straight up
Its pretty much a highly alcoholic syrup
Dont knock it until you try it, cheap wine is way too sweet so the lemons bring a tartness to it, the instant coffee makes it just slightly more bitter and the zest makes it lemony
Don't take booze advice from John.
He's a boxwine boi.
I'll have you know this came from a glass bottle
That was 3 dollars
I dont need to hear this from cider boi
Ciderboy is actually a brand.
It's artificially flavored and it's awful.
This is all natural
So is shit, John.
That doesn't make it good.
That's why i said it was artifically flavored AND awful
I have to agree with matthew on this, this sounds like what I would make if I was 8 and just mixing shit in the kitchen for my parents
John literally can't resist anything that comes in a box.
This is out of the norm for you, just like when I tried 4 Loko.
This os pertty much 4loko but classy
It's cheaper than the 4 loko.
That glass bottle was at least half of the cost, John.
Think about that.
So maybe they repackaged boxwine in a bottle and chatged a slight mark up, I stand by this drink.
I am s-ing my h at you, John.
If I submit this to allrecipies thisnwill be instant 5 stars
Sounds like a great gifts idea
Good idea, I can even print custom labels for it.
There's already another inch and a half of snow outside
fucking kill me
another 4-5 forecasted for the night
My back is already killing me
L I F T W I T H Y O U R L E G S
T W I S T I N G J E R K I N G M O T I O N
Also cheap wine is a better value than 4loko
12% vs like 5
And a bullet is 10 cents
I think the choice is clear
Not for a long time
in fact, you can make your own
Best deal for not .22 is like 18 cents shipped
I think a cheap .22lr would be good enough for a brainlet like you
Get out of my head
Get the bullet into your head
Mattykun needs a massage and a foot rub
Sorry, John. It's the cabin fever.
Another La Croix will take the edge off.
Its been like two days. When I was a NEET I didnt go outside for days at a time but to pick up cheap cigs and vodka at midnight
I'm not a creature of the night like you, John.
Why not just cook something instead of riding from sugar high to sugar high between oreos
Because my power is out.
How are you posting
Same as you.
Nah, I have power. Just no food.
Besides like...noodles with no sauce?
Noodles with olibe oil or butter with finley chopped garlic amd oregano
What in the fuck makes you think a fatass oreo chomper has fucking oregano, garlic, and olive oil laying around
you fucking mong
I should kick you in the mouth for that
Jesus christ matt
I'm alsp out of garlic and onions
And I'm too buzzed to drive to get more
I also gave up alcohol at the new year.
Haven't missed it yet
why is this voice so soothing man
>not finding MC Ride's voice soothing
Big rocks are as good as axes or cleavers for breaking wrists
you gotta make the serial-killer posting a little less obvious for it to be amusing, dummy
Two glasses and I'm too drunk to care
I can see why 4loko was banned
But seriously, maybe 30 pound rock and a hole is all you need for most fire needs
I want an FAL...
or rather a gun that doesn't suck that LOOKs like an FAL
feeling dizzy 🤢
anyone do van life?
living in a van is for losers
Nobody chooses to do van life unless they have no reason to live
i kinda want to do it tbh
Do you have a reason to live?
If so, what is it?
to bring about the robotopocalypse
you just fuckin dabbed on me
how will I ever recover
how areyou matty-pew
18 inches of snow outside
no food in my house
just oreos and la croix
thts a lot of snow
you fat fuck
Or what, faggot
ill miss you
screencapped, printed, and framed
>"I miss matt, the fat rapist poster on the disocrd"
I'll still be among the greats
this server would be a lot cleaner w/o me
thatd be the worst
i cant go
your only worthwhile contribuition is in NSFW
he posts in NSFW
post more big tittie
Other than that, you're entirely deficient of worth
He posts fur, pawp
i write sex too
yeah but no one cares about that
im really good at it.
like, _really_ good
I don't believe you.
art tier, dude
i weave worlds between your fantasies
Fuckin prove it, pussy
and a more carnal tapestry never before conceived as the acts of hedonism thus depicted on the silken fabric of your dreams
do i open this cheese
No. eat it through the packaging
i cant eat plastic
Can't even digest plastic.
okay gay hitler
you'll have to explain that one
>this happened on me once on /vg/ and it was revealed that I was like 1/3rd of the general and replying to myself, I had to shame leave the general forever
Well stopping to play video games isn't necessarily a bad thing
It's never good
Nothing ever is
guys ive found the best logo maker tool
And ms.paint . I mean 3s builder is best spreadsheet and powerpoint tool
Homosexuality can be caused by the SSB's abnormally high levels of willingness to reproduce
They discover a shitload of genetic factors once every few years
Also higher fertility in women, extraversion, and relaxed attitude towards traditional family
It was originally believed that a more relaxed attitude towards the traditional family helped homosexuals get out of the closet, but it's actually the societal shift that made the gay genomes grow and strengthen
Also lesbian women have higher testosterone
The label on this drive says "RealSSD(tm)"... <:chink:323022148870602752>
Should I worry?
Never heard of the brand before.
micron == crucial
yeah micron is a pretty well known brand
>gf has FP lecture
>starts refering to Haskell as Hasklel
truly a dreamgirl