Oh i see

Everything one needs.to make a glock besides a lower receiver

So you can make a gun and shoot yourself

Is that really troll bidding or a cry for help

Haha no, killing myself is for when I get the cancer or am 80

Anything else means no insurance payout.

You wont make it to 80.

Hopefully not.

Also >killing yourself with a gun

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

IT'S MID FUCKING APRIL

STOP

STOP IT GOD

God is punishing you for your sinful ways

Its already too late

I can't keep living off of oreos and la Croix

The summer better be hot to make up for this

Jesus Matt

I must make a nomadic journey to the grocery store 2 miles away

Also >not stocking up on non perishable foods

Unless youre just lazy

I wonder if I can pay some gook to drive food to me

Also how many oreos and water did you have

I don't think delivery drivers have 4x4

3 boxes and 2 12 packs

Delivery drivers arent people

12 pack of water

or of la croix

La Croix

Can confirm, am not a person

Soda isnt water

I thought the general consensus about la croix was that it didnt qualify as more than shitty water

La Croix isn't soda

What the fuck is it then

It's just flavored water with carbonation

Why would you have 24 of that

Because I like it

A little too much me thinks, but i once filled half my fridge with energy drinks so i cant judge really

I cut energy drinks out of my life 2 months ago

Feels shitty

How many did you drink a day

https://twitter.com/RLeeErmey/status/985651917870202883?s=19

Shit, I'm sad now.

He rode the coattails of one movie for literally decades

who cares

>he didn't wake up at 6 am to watch mail call

I DO have Lock and Load downloaded

Damn, would have thought he would be alive for longer, hes yelling at fat fucks in heaven now

What do you put into mulled wine? Always seemed too much work for hot grapejuice

mull it over for a bit, it'll come to you

Its not really mulled wine, just cheap wine I mixed with lemon juice, coffee syrup and anise and put into a microwave for a minute

Actually tthat is mulled wine technically

John what the fuck kind of connoction is that

I just told you.

Also the zest of three lemons

What the FUCK is with all the sports anime this season

Crazy

is it normal for spring season to all be sportsball shit

The coffee really makes it kick harder

If you wanna get wasted with coffee get an irish coffee like regular people

But I like this better

Hell, even coffee liquer

Liquor?

Coffee liqour is definitely not for drinking straight up

Its pretty much a highly alcoholic syrup

Dont knock it until you try it, cheap wine is way too sweet so the lemons bring a tartness to it, the instant coffee makes it just slightly more bitter and the zest makes it lemony

Don't take booze advice from John.

He's a boxwine boi.

I'll have you know this came from a glass bottle

That was 3 dollars

*wow*

I dont need to hear this from cider boi

<:angery:423058200661590017>

Ciderboy is actually a brand.

It's artificially flavored and it's awful.

This is all natural

So is shit, John.

That doesn't make it good.

That's why i said it was artifically flavored AND awful

I have to agree with matthew on this, this sounds like what I would make if I was 8 and just mixing shit in the kitchen for my parents

John literally can't resist anything that comes in a box.

GLASS BOTTLE

This is out of the norm for you, just like when I tried 4 Loko.

This os pertty much 4loko but classy

...

It's cheaper than the 4 loko.

That glass bottle was at least half of the cost, John.

Think about that.

So maybe they repackaged boxwine in a bottle and chatged a slight mark up, I stand by this drink.

I am s-ing my h at you, John.

If I submit this to allrecipies thisnwill be instant 5 stars

Sounds like a great gifts idea

Good idea, I can even print custom labels for it.

There's already another inch and a half of snow outside

fucking kill me

another 4-5 forecasted for the night

Shovel boi

Fuuuck

My back is already killing me

L I F T W I T H Y O U R L E G S

T W I S T I N G J E R K I N G M O T I O N

Also cheap wine is a better value than 4loko

12% vs like 5

And a bullet is 10 cents

I think the choice is clear

Not for a long time

in fact, you can make your own

Best deal for not .22 is like 18 cents shipped

I think a cheap .22lr would be good enough for a brainlet like you

Get out of my head

Get the bullet into your head

Mattykun needs a massage and a foot rub

Sorry, John. It's the cabin fever.

Another La Croix will take the edge off.

Its been like two days. When I was a NEET I didnt go outside for days at a time but to pick up cheap cigs and vodka at midnight

I'm not a creature of the night like you, John.

Why not just cook something instead of riding from sugar high to sugar high between oreos

Because my power is out.

Because Snow.

How are you posting

Same as you.

Phone.

Nah, I have power. Just no food.

Besides like...noodles with no sauce?

Noodles with olibe oil or butter with finley chopped garlic amd oregano

What in the fuck makes you think a fatass oreo chomper has fucking oregano, garlic, and olive oil laying around

you fucking mong

I should kick you in the mouth for that

Jesus christ matt

Fuck

I'm alsp out of garlic and onions

And I'm too buzzed to drive to get more

I also gave up alcohol at the new year.

Haven't missed it yet

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

https://youtu.be/o6TUaHYhRjQ

why is this voice so soothing man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyotMLv-m0o

>not finding MC Ride's voice soothing

https://youtu.be/uiMtCJw_RVc

Big rocks are as good as axes or cleavers for breaking wrists

Branches

you gotta make the serial-killer posting a little less obvious for it to be amusing, dummy

Two glasses and I'm too drunk to care

I can see why 4loko was banned

But seriously, maybe 30 pound rock and a hole is all you need for most fire needs

I want an FAL...

or rather a gun that doesn't suck that LOOKs like an FAL

ah fuck

feeling dizzy 🤢

😦

fire hole

anyone do van life?

living in a van is for losers

Nobody chooses to do van life unless they have no reason to live

i kinda want to do it tbh

Do you have a reason to live?

If so, what is it?

to bring about the robotopocalypse

what’d u outfit urs with @bentech

idk

matt

wakeup

@Pawp wassup

<:dab:238736920375459840>

oh shit

you just fuckin dabbed on me

how will I ever recover

how areyou matty-pew

18 inches of snow outside

no food in my house

just oreos and la croix

thts a lot of snow

dont ide

you fat fuck

Or what, faggot

ill miss you

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

screencapped, printed, and framed

>"I miss matt, the fat rapist poster on the disocrd"

I'll still be among the greats

Boxwine John

Pisscat lynx

.d

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

this server would be a lot cleaner w/o me

thatd be the worst

good

die Aku

i cant go

your only worthwhile contribuition is in NSFW

wait

he posts in NSFW

post more big tittie

sthanks

Other than that, you're entirely deficient of worth

He posts fur, pawp

i write sex too

yeah but no one cares about that

im really good at it.

im

like, _really_ good

I don't believe you.

art tier, dude

i weave worlds between your fantasies

Fuckin prove it, pussy

and a more carnal tapestry never before conceived as the acts of hedonism thus depicted on the silken fabric of your dreams

faggot

muh thesaurus.com

matt

matt

do i open this cheese

No. eat it through the packaging

i cant eat plastic

Literally subhuman.

Can't even digest plastic.

okay gay hitler

you'll have to explain that one

huuh

>this happened on me once on /vg/ and it was revealed that I was like 1/3rd of the general and replying to myself, I had to shame leave the general forever

Well stopping to play video games isn't necessarily a bad thing

It's never good

Nothing ever is

https://twitter.com/dril/status/473265809079693312?lang=en

guys ive found the best logo maker tool

ms word

And ms.paint . I mean 3s builder is best spreadsheet and powerpoint tool

http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/scientists-discover-evolutionary-advantage-homosexual-sex/

@Mad Jack

Homosexuality can be caused by the SSB's abnormally high levels of willingness to reproduce

https://www.cambridge.org/core/journals/psychological-medicine/article/genomewide-scan-demonstrates-significant-linkage-for-male-sexual-orientation/864518601436C95563EA670C5F380343

They discover a shitload of genetic factors once every few years

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/j.1743-6109.2012.02785.x

Also higher fertility in women, extraversion, and relaxed attitude towards traditional family

Probably interesting for @Turbo to read

It was originally believed that a more relaxed attitude towards the traditional family helped homosexuals get out of the closet, but it's actually the societal shift that made the gay genomes grow and strengthen

Also lesbian women have higher testosterone

The label on this drive says "RealSSD(tm)"... <:chink:323022148870602752>

Should I worry?

crucial?

Micron.

Never heard of the brand before.

micron == crucial

^

yeah micron is a pretty well known brand

>gf has FP lecture
>starts refering to Haskell as Hasklel
truly a dreamgirl

Emmanuel Micron

@Droidbot Cheers, friend.