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2018-04-15 23:48:00 UTC

Oh i see

2018-04-15 23:48:10 UTC

Everything one needs.to make a glock besides a lower receiver

2018-04-15 23:48:11 UTC

So you can make a gun and shoot yourself

2018-04-15 23:48:33 UTC

Is that really troll bidding or a cry for help

2018-04-15 23:48:37 UTC

Haha no, killing myself is for when I get the cancer or am 80

2018-04-15 23:49:09 UTC

Anything else means no insurance payout.

2018-04-15 23:49:36 UTC

You wont make it to 80.

2018-04-15 23:50:40 UTC

Hopefully not.

2018-04-15 23:51:09 UTC

Also >killing yourself with a gun

2018-04-15 23:51:16 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435225629198123008/20180415_18502301.jpg

2018-04-15 23:51:21 UTC

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

2018-04-15 23:51:35 UTC

IT'S MID FUCKING APRIL

2018-04-15 23:51:37 UTC

STOP

2018-04-15 23:51:41 UTC

STOP IT GOD

2018-04-15 23:52:00 UTC

God is punishing you for your sinful ways

2018-04-15 23:52:15 UTC

Its already too late

2018-04-15 23:52:35 UTC

I can't keep living off of oreos and la Croix

2018-04-15 23:52:41 UTC

The summer better be hot to make up for this

2018-04-15 23:52:48 UTC

Jesus Matt

2018-04-15 23:52:53 UTC

I must make a nomadic journey to the grocery store 2 miles away

2018-04-15 23:53:05 UTC

Also >not stocking up on non perishable foods

2018-04-15 23:53:23 UTC

Unless youre just lazy

2018-04-15 23:53:43 UTC

I wonder if I can pay some gook to drive food to me

2018-04-15 23:53:53 UTC

Also how many oreos and water did you have

2018-04-15 23:53:58 UTC

I don't think delivery drivers have 4x4

2018-04-15 23:54:06 UTC

3 boxes and 2 12 packs

2018-04-15 23:54:30 UTC

Delivery drivers arent people

2018-04-15 23:54:32 UTC

12 pack of water

2018-04-15 23:54:35 UTC

or of la croix

2018-04-15 23:54:39 UTC

La Croix

2018-04-15 23:54:57 UTC

Can confirm, am not a person

2018-04-15 23:55:10 UTC

Soda isnt water

2018-04-15 23:55:18 UTC

I thought the general consensus about la croix was that it didnt qualify as more than shitty water

2018-04-15 23:55:25 UTC

La Croix isn't soda

2018-04-15 23:55:37 UTC

What the fuck is it then

2018-04-15 23:55:39 UTC

It's just flavored water with carbonation

2018-04-15 23:55:53 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/435226790659751937/scaled_full_e55cde595a71170c16b2.jpeg

2018-04-15 23:56:07 UTC

Why would you have 24 of that

2018-04-15 23:56:25 UTC

Because I like it

2018-04-15 23:57:07 UTC

A little too much me thinks, but i once filled half my fridge with energy drinks so i cant judge really

2018-04-15 23:57:24 UTC

I cut energy drinks out of my life 2 months ago

2018-04-15 23:57:28 UTC

Feels shitty

2018-04-15 23:57:43 UTC

How many did you drink a day

2018-04-15 23:58:16 UTC

Shit, I'm sad now.

2018-04-15 23:58:33 UTC

He rode the coattails of one movie for literally decades

2018-04-15 23:58:34 UTC

who cares

2018-04-15 23:58:59 UTC

>he didn't wake up at 6 am to watch mail call

2018-04-15 23:59:13 UTC

I DO have Lock and Load downloaded

2018-04-15 23:59:55 UTC

Damn, would have thought he would be alive for longer, hes yelling at fat fucks in heaven now

2018-04-16 00:01:31 UTC

What do you put into mulled wine? Always seemed too much work for hot grapejuice

2018-04-16 00:02:31 UTC

mull it over for a bit, it'll come to you

2018-04-16 00:02:43 UTC

Its not really mulled wine, just cheap wine I mixed with lemon juice, coffee syrup and anise and put into a microwave for a minute

2018-04-16 00:03:05 UTC

Actually tthat is mulled wine technically

2018-04-16 00:03:13 UTC

John what the fuck kind of connoction is that

2018-04-16 00:03:36 UTC

I just told you.

2018-04-16 00:03:46 UTC

Also the zest of three lemons

2018-04-16 00:03:49 UTC

What the FUCK is with all the sports anime this season

2018-04-16 00:03:51 UTC

Crazy

2018-04-16 00:04:01 UTC

is it normal for spring season to all be sportsball shit

2018-04-16 00:04:02 UTC

The coffee really makes it kick harder

2018-04-16 00:04:37 UTC

If you wanna get wasted with coffee get an irish coffee like regular people

2018-04-16 00:04:46 UTC

But I like this better

2018-04-16 00:04:55 UTC

Hell, even coffee liquer

2018-04-16 00:05:02 UTC

Liquor?

2018-04-16 00:05:55 UTC

Coffee liqour is definitely not for drinking straight up

2018-04-16 00:06:11 UTC

Its pretty much a highly alcoholic syrup

2018-04-16 00:07:36 UTC

Dont knock it until you try it, cheap wine is way too sweet so the lemons bring a tartness to it, the instant coffee makes it just slightly more bitter and the zest makes it lemony

2018-04-16 00:07:40 UTC

Don't take booze advice from John.

2018-04-16 00:07:45 UTC

He's a boxwine boi.

2018-04-16 00:08:04 UTC

I'll have you know this came from a glass bottle

2018-04-16 00:08:11 UTC

That was 3 dollars

2018-04-16 00:08:26 UTC

*wow*

2018-04-16 00:09:14 UTC

I dont need to hear this from cider boi

2018-04-16 00:09:16 UTC

<:angery:423058200661590017>

2018-04-16 00:09:33 UTC

Ciderboy is actually a brand.

2018-04-16 00:09:42 UTC

It's artificially flavored and it's awful.

2018-04-16 00:09:51 UTC

This is all natural

2018-04-16 00:09:59 UTC

So is shit, John.

2018-04-16 00:10:03 UTC

That doesn't make it good.

2018-04-16 00:10:15 UTC

That's why i said it was artifically flavored AND awful

2018-04-16 00:11:04 UTC

I have to agree with matthew on this, this sounds like what I would make if I was 8 and just mixing shit in the kitchen for my parents

2018-04-16 00:11:24 UTC

John literally can't resist anything that comes in a box.

2018-04-16 00:11:43 UTC

GLASS BOTTLE

2018-04-16 00:12:01 UTC

This is out of the norm for you, just like when I tried 4 Loko.

2018-04-16 00:12:16 UTC

This os pertty much 4loko but classy

2018-04-16 00:12:21 UTC

...

2018-04-16 00:12:25 UTC

It's cheaper than the 4 loko.

2018-04-16 00:12:42 UTC

That glass bottle was at least half of the cost, John.

2018-04-16 00:12:44 UTC

Think about that.

2018-04-16 00:13:15 UTC

So maybe they repackaged boxwine in a bottle and chatged a slight mark up, I stand by this drink.

2018-04-16 00:13:34 UTC

I am s-ing my h at you, John.

2018-04-16 00:15:36 UTC

If I submit this to allrecipies thisnwill be instant 5 stars

2018-04-16 00:18:11 UTC

Sounds like a great gifts idea

2018-04-16 00:19:33 UTC

Good idea, I can even print custom labels for it.

2018-04-16 00:40:40 UTC

There's already another inch and a half of snow outside

2018-04-16 00:40:44 UTC

fucking kill me

2018-04-16 00:40:51 UTC

another 4-5 forecasted for the night

2018-04-16 00:40:53 UTC

Shovel boi

2018-04-16 00:40:54 UTC

Fuuuck

2018-04-16 00:41:00 UTC

My back is already killing me

2018-04-16 00:41:25 UTC

L I F T W I T H Y O U R L E G S

2018-04-16 00:41:43 UTC

T W I S T I N G J E R K I N G M O T I O N

2018-04-16 00:42:25 UTC

Also cheap wine is a better value than 4loko

2018-04-16 00:42:35 UTC

12% vs like 5

2018-04-16 00:42:36 UTC

And a bullet is 10 cents

2018-04-16 00:42:45 UTC

I think the choice is clear

2018-04-16 00:42:49 UTC

Not for a long time

2018-04-16 00:42:49 UTC

in fact, you can make your own

2018-04-16 00:43:12 UTC

Best deal for not .22 is like 18 cents shipped

2018-04-16 00:43:13 UTC

I think a cheap .22lr would be good enough for a brainlet like you

2018-04-16 00:43:22 UTC

Get out of my head

2018-04-16 00:43:30 UTC

Get the bullet into your head

2018-04-16 00:43:52 UTC

Mattykun needs a massage and a foot rub

2018-04-16 00:43:54 UTC

Sorry, John. It's the cabin fever.

2018-04-16 00:44:14 UTC

Another La Croix will take the edge off.

2018-04-16 00:45:18 UTC

Its been like two days. When I was a NEET I didnt go outside for days at a time but to pick up cheap cigs and vodka at midnight

2018-04-16 00:46:05 UTC

I'm not a creature of the night like you, John.

2018-04-16 00:48:29 UTC

Why not just cook something instead of riding from sugar high to sugar high between oreos

2018-04-16 00:48:50 UTC

Because my power is out.

2018-04-16 00:48:52 UTC

Because Snow.

2018-04-16 00:49:03 UTC

How are you posting

2018-04-16 00:49:09 UTC

Same as you.

2018-04-16 00:49:11 UTC

Phone.

2018-04-16 00:49:36 UTC

Nah, I have power. Just no food.

2018-04-16 00:49:41 UTC

Besides like...noodles with no sauce?

2018-04-16 00:50:06 UTC

Noodles with olibe oil or butter with finley chopped garlic amd oregano

2018-04-16 00:51:03 UTC

What in the fuck makes you think a fatass oreo chomper has fucking oregano, garlic, and olive oil laying around

2018-04-16 00:51:06 UTC

you fucking mong

2018-04-16 00:51:14 UTC

I should kick you in the mouth for that

2018-04-16 00:51:17 UTC

Jesus christ matt

2018-04-16 00:53:47 UTC

Fuck

2018-04-16 00:53:57 UTC

I'm alsp out of garlic and onions

2018-04-16 00:54:11 UTC

And I'm too buzzed to drive to get more

2018-04-16 00:55:55 UTC

I also gave up alcohol at the new year.

2018-04-16 00:56:02 UTC

Haven't missed it yet

2018-04-16 00:56:24 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-04-16 01:04:11 UTC

why is this voice so soothing man

2018-04-16 01:06:49 UTC

>not finding MC Ride's voice soothing

2018-04-16 01:08:14 UTC

Big rocks are as good as axes or cleavers for breaking wrists

2018-04-16 01:08:37 UTC

Branches

2018-04-16 01:09:02 UTC

you gotta make the serial-killer posting a little less obvious for it to be amusing, dummy

2018-04-16 01:09:29 UTC

Two glasses and I'm too drunk to care

2018-04-16 01:09:43 UTC

I can see why 4loko was banned

2018-04-16 01:10:24 UTC

But seriously, maybe 30 pound rock and a hole is all you need for most fire needs

2018-04-16 01:11:35 UTC

I want an FAL...

2018-04-16 01:11:52 UTC

or rather a gun that doesn't suck that LOOKs like an FAL

2018-04-16 01:23:25 UTC

ah fuck

2018-04-16 01:24:04 UTC

feeling dizzy 🀒

2018-04-16 01:24:05 UTC

😦

2018-04-16 01:33:43 UTC

fire hole

2018-04-16 01:35:58 UTC

anyone do van life?

2018-04-16 01:37:18 UTC

living in a van is for losers

2018-04-16 01:37:56 UTC

Nobody chooses to do van life unless they have no reason to live

2018-04-16 01:38:51 UTC

i kinda want to do it tbh

2018-04-16 01:39:29 UTC

Do you have a reason to live?

2018-04-16 01:39:32 UTC

If so, what is it?

2018-04-16 01:41:10 UTC

to bring about the robotopocalypse

2018-04-16 01:42:19 UTC

what’d u outfit urs with @bentech

2018-04-16 01:43:08 UTC

idk

2018-04-16 01:52:58 UTC

matt

2018-04-16 01:53:00 UTC

wakeup

2018-04-16 01:54:52 UTC

@Pawp wassup

2018-04-16 01:55:06 UTC

<:dab:238736920375459840>

2018-04-16 01:55:14 UTC

oh shit

2018-04-16 01:55:20 UTC

you just fuckin dabbed on me

2018-04-16 01:55:38 UTC

how will I ever recover

2018-04-16 01:55:50 UTC

how areyou matty-pew

2018-04-16 01:56:06 UTC

18 inches of snow outside

2018-04-16 01:56:10 UTC

no food in my house

2018-04-16 01:56:16 UTC

just oreos and la croix

2018-04-16 01:56:28 UTC

thts a lot of snow

2018-04-16 01:56:31 UTC

dont ide

2018-04-16 01:56:34 UTC

you fat fuck

2018-04-16 01:56:41 UTC

Or what, faggot

2018-04-16 01:57:01 UTC

ill miss you

2018-04-16 01:57:15 UTC

<:wholesomethonk:373550351082848267>

2018-04-16 01:57:30 UTC

screencapped, printed, and framed

2018-04-16 01:58:00 UTC

>"I miss matt, the fat rapist poster on the disocrd"

2018-04-16 01:58:20 UTC

I'll still be among the greats

2018-04-16 01:58:24 UTC

Boxwine John

2018-04-16 01:58:28 UTC

Pisscat lynx

2018-04-16 01:59:20 UTC

.d

2018-04-16 01:59:25 UTC

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

2018-04-16 02:00:14 UTC

this server would be a lot cleaner w/o me

2018-04-16 02:00:30 UTC

thatd be the worst

2018-04-16 02:00:32 UTC

good

2018-04-16 02:00:33 UTC

die Aku

2018-04-16 02:00:33 UTC

i cant go

2018-04-16 02:00:34 UTC

your only worthwhile contribuition is in NSFW

2018-04-16 02:00:41 UTC

wait

2018-04-16 02:00:43 UTC

he posts in NSFW

2018-04-16 02:00:49 UTC

post more big tittie

2018-04-16 02:00:50 UTC

sthanks

2018-04-16 02:00:50 UTC

Other than that, you're entirely deficient of worth

2018-04-16 02:00:55 UTC

He posts fur, pawp

2018-04-16 02:01:04 UTC

i write sex too

2018-04-16 02:01:11 UTC

yeah but no one cares about that

2018-04-16 02:01:21 UTC

im really good at it.

2018-04-16 02:01:24 UTC

im

2018-04-16 02:01:28 UTC

like, _really_ good

2018-04-16 02:01:30 UTC

I don't believe you.

2018-04-16 02:01:47 UTC

art tier, dude

2018-04-16 02:02:03 UTC

i weave worlds between your fantasies

2018-04-16 02:02:03 UTC

Fuckin prove it, pussy

2018-04-16 02:02:27 UTC

and a more carnal tapestry never before conceived as the acts of hedonism thus depicted on the silken fabric of your dreams

2018-04-16 02:02:29 UTC

faggot

2018-04-16 02:02:44 UTC
2018-04-16 02:03:04 UTC

matt

2018-04-16 02:03:05 UTC

matt

2018-04-16 02:03:09 UTC

do i open this cheese

2018-04-16 02:03:22 UTC

No. eat it through the packaging

2018-04-16 02:03:32 UTC

i cant eat plastic

2018-04-16 02:03:42 UTC

Literally subhuman.

2018-04-16 02:03:45 UTC

Can't even digest plastic.

2018-04-16 02:05:48 UTC

okay gay hitler

2018-04-16 02:06:01 UTC

you'll have to explain that one

2018-04-16 02:15:04 UTC

huuh

>this happened on me once on /vg/ and it was revealed that I was like 1/3rd of the general and replying to myself, I had to shame leave the general forever

2018-04-16 05:02:52 UTC

Well stopping to play video games isn't necessarily a bad thing

2018-04-16 05:07:22 UTC

It's never good

2018-04-16 05:07:27 UTC

Nothing ever is

2018-04-16 06:11:05 UTC

guys ive found the best logo maker tool

2018-04-16 06:11:06 UTC

ms word

2018-04-16 06:17:38 UTC

And ms.paint . I mean 3s builder is best spreadsheet and powerpoint tool

2018-04-16 07:31:44 UTC
2018-04-16 07:35:07 UTC

Homosexuality can be caused by the SSB's abnormally high levels of willingness to reproduce

2018-04-16 07:36:24 UTC

They discover a shitload of genetic factors once every few years

2018-04-16 07:39:39 UTC

Also higher fertility in women, extraversion, and relaxed attitude towards traditional family

2018-04-16 07:40:03 UTC

Probably interesting for @Turbo to read

2018-04-16 07:42:14 UTC

It was originally believed that a more relaxed attitude towards the traditional family helped homosexuals get out of the closet, but it's actually the societal shift that made the gay genomes grow and strengthen

2018-04-16 07:51:49 UTC

Also lesbian women have higher testosterone

2018-04-16 08:16:47 UTC

The label on this drive says "RealSSD(tm)"... <:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-04-16 08:16:54 UTC

Should I worry?

2018-04-16 08:21:25 UTC

crucial?

2018-04-16 08:27:32 UTC

Micron.

2018-04-16 08:27:36 UTC

Never heard of the brand before.

2018-04-16 08:43:14 UTC

micron == crucial

2018-04-16 08:45:44 UTC

^

2018-04-16 08:51:30 UTC

yeah micron is a pretty well known brand

2018-04-16 09:03:05 UTC

>gf has FP lecture
>starts refering to Haskell as Hasklel
truly a dreamgirl

2018-04-16 09:06:49 UTC

Emmanuel Micron

2018-04-16 09:19:03 UTC

@Droidbot Cheers, friend.

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