Probably too upscale for me then.

Do you need exact models or just trustworthy brands?

Tbh what kinda shits are you dealing to, that you need a counting machine?

I like this version more

Random shit my dad imports and sells to chinks in chinatown

they pay only in cash

Well obviously

Though its also his fault partly because he also refuses to take checksas they always kept bouncing or weren't real '

I meant more from my experience small buyers are looked upon here, hence no small notes

I mean, most times its in 20s but even that gets unreasonable if it's a busy day

Ok...

What do you get for 20$?

I have no idea, he's a wholesaler

I just help deliver boes and stuff to stores

...

You can get some really neat money counters, there are ones that check the legitimacy of every note while it's counting normally and even does multiple currency and automatically detects it

Yeah, that would be ideal but the minute currency counting is included it goes way up in price

You could find a company that sells the machines locally and buy a used one tbh

Most of the time it's in 20s <-> he's a wholesaler
i just help deliver boes and stuff to stores <-> need a note counting machine

May I ask what you're actually up to, here?

Weed wholesale <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

If he was in drugs the margins would be a lot better

Chinks just like having money

Once my dad took like 1000 in slightly charred bills because a store owner's house burned down and the bills got roasted in the safe

I'm a bit flipping here, I thought you were selling drugs..?

No, just general merch, makeups, snacks, random gadgets

I wish it was drugs sometimes. They are very light per unit making delivery easy and the margins are probably way better

@turnerturing what's stopping you <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

No contacts, heavily saturated market and beheading

so are you from the UK or...

Burgerland.

hmmm, what about the beheading tho

I thought that was a thing all drug dealers did

I would if I was a drug dealer, not much time spent on it and it sends a clear message.

Nah a 9mm to the dome is quicker

it's a British tradition, I got confused

kek

@Julian >not double tapping

you always double tap when sending a message

@Julian It's quicker but at the same time it's not as viceral or attention grabbing as beheading. Also getting shot in a major urban center in the US is pretty high chances of survival

I'll double tap your parents

Doctors and surgeons have lots of practice patching up gunshot wounds.

@turnerturing and again, that's why you double tap

stitching two GSWs to the heart and head isn't gonna be anything but stitching practice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

or just fuck it and full auto drive by that fucker for selling in your neighborhood

Most people who are in gangs don't really go to the range much, they just blast away at someone and drive off. though I think NYC is a lot safer now everything is gentrified.

I wonder if chinese store owners want to buy guns, actually.

Korean ones do <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

kinda hard to go to the range with your illegally obtained fully automatic Uzi <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

It's literally only euros that come to America and don't appreciate gun culture

What's up Matt

Nah fuck it, the amount of time and money spent is too high.

Turns out that people with a history of oppression tend to see the value in having a right to arms

I'll never be an international arms dealer at this pace

Is this bait Matthew

@Cole too much snow outside, no actual fool. Been eating rice and cookies for 2 days now.

>snow
>middle of April

sheet nigga

Running guns is only expensive if you try to do the whole thing illegally

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/385104139555831811/385669098371153925/6eea1ea.jpg

fuck thats terribel

@Matthew IS THE CHEAP SELTZER OKAY

@bentech that's so bad it should be illegal in the UK

@Cole 16 inches yesterday, and it's coming down again now

add it to the list

@johnfrum my la Croix? I'm down to 3 Orange flavored cans. <:blobsweats:427568683003412505>

@Matthew who flips burgers now

Did you know that la croix and faygo is owned by the same company?

Christ thats a lot of snow actually

Is it doing the thing where the bottom half melts to slush and makes it really heavy

@Cole luckily, I'm on vacation this week

thats a shit vacation tbh

N33T vacation

@johnfrum#8811 I'm a filthy jersey fag so I'd need to drive all the way to PA and only be able to pick up long guns and shotguns

fuck you snow is grate

@johnfrum it is now, most of yesterday's was this weird, really granular type that wasn't too bad to shovel

Hail?

@Cole sure, but almost a foot and a half of it?

>John still can't be reliably mentioned



nothing changed

@johnfrum no, it was still snow.

@Matthew I'd love it if I still had winter tires on

Y though

snow good

@Cole tire chains/spikes are illegal in MN, so my car is stuck.

It's pretty much summer here <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

It's just cold and really windy here, think the south is getting tornados too

23C tomorrow

same Julian

fuck summer

@Matthew that doesn't sound right, doesn't Minnesota get a lot of snow?

Why would things for driving in snow be illegal?

@turnerturing they tear up the road.

spikes are illegal here in Euroland too mostly

chains are ok

Other states are fine with it and its a safety thing. Is the safety of citizens lesser than that of a couple of overpaid union contractors?

@turnerturing M I N N E S O T A

Dynamite the roads and blame it on the somolis

>safety of citizens

GOVERNMENTS DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU WAKE UP SHEEPLE

<:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

You'd think that with our outrageously high taxes to keep our roads nice, we'd be allowed to use them and put reasonable wear and tear on them.

High taxes don't mean shit, think NYC and NJ have the highest taxes in the country and the roads are shit

Only means more money for politicians to carpetbag their worthless relatives into bureau positions or whatever vanity project they want.

@Shrimpf

https://aboveaverage.com/i-got-this-8-99-choker-from-forever-21-and-now-i-cant-stop-doing-anal/

😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

AliExpress chokers

Kek

I'll choke you out bitch

I have yet to find out whether the choker joke has any basis in real life

just get your own choker and find out for yourself

all I have is some rope @Mad Jack

My slav gf wears chokers

Dicksucking cosplay

chokers are for basic bitches

if I was a girl I'd never even touch a choker

Sad!

Wear them now

no

they ugly

🔫

WEAR

haha ur pointing at ur own avatar

pull the trigger

<:angery:423058200661590017>

😡

Im threathening suicide then

SHRIMP DON'T DO IT

what if the bullet ricochets on the walls of discord

<:blobthinkingfast:427569198886027264>

💥 🔫

Give your gf attention

<:hms:311152554618912768>

Spring indeed

Cuckton of flies or something

Fuckton

Get some raid up in that bitch

@Deleted User

At work, but yea

@Sapharanth why did you spray sugar water on yoir walls

what faggot

Sewage treatment facilities nearby

if you do kill me please do so by noose

Maybe that's why

Ok

the feeling of pressure against my sensitive, submissive little neck makes my _so hard_ nya~!

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

Youre a tall-let

fuck w me papi

Not little

cannae be trap because too tall?

But I have a totally twink body

Traps are gross

very slight

God damn it guys keep those degenerate role plays in the private messages

Nigga

@Mad Jack B-but what if I want you to join in uwu

only one hole is being pushed in when im suffocating

This guy is telling me he wants to trap

AWAY BIG GAY

i have at least one more that I need to feel someone spurting inside uwu

traps r faggadocious

🔫

Traps r bad

Gimme chads

I only want chads

Youll get @Deleted User and youll like it

Hes more feminine than an actual girl

Probably lisps

i do not fucking lisp

why do some gay guys sound gay?

i can be kinda giggly

asking for a friend

@Mad Jack because gay people usually do not produce as much testosterone lul

@Shrimpf will posts nudes if u say furries are cool

Dont threaten us boy

nya~!

Now you knowo my demands, Senator.

x3

Do you have any source on the testosterone thing?

As weird as this sounds this is a matter of debate between me and friends

No homo

I got to the part of avatar TLA with the blind earth girl

And her filthy feet

if its no homo can i suck ur dick

🤢

this man hasnt watched avatar yet

fuck off she sees with her feet faggot

toph best waifu

They make a point of showing her filthy feet

Not just her feet

The fact that they're caked in dirt

because its part of her character

she needs to have her feet in contact with the ground at all time

also shes kinda crude

thats what they're trying to show.

This reeks of the same fetishbait that Totally Spies did

s2g is not fetishbait

fetishbait does not make sense

unless product dev had a fetish for it

...s2g?

swear to god

Are YOU a footfag?

Nah, it's one of the few I've pieced apart thi

my fetish is girls and cute boys peeing themselves

as well as like 15 other things

but i dont like feet no

GET BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT CHANNEL

Typical of someone who'd not only defend, but favor filthyfoot Toph over based Kitara.

They're cartoons Matt. They're not real

I've never seen you before, you're just as real to me

I shitpost therefore i am

Bingo

Your waifus cant even do that

Unless you waifu an AI

#1 waifu is and always will be Velma.

But that implies intelligence, so shed be too smart to post in the same discord room as you

This says a lot about you matt

2. Is Peach. 3 is...ehhhh... Maybe Evangeline from Wakfu?

I like animation! *a lot*.

We can tell

Note that liking characters aesthetic and personality isn't the same as literally wanting to fuck them IRL

Is this the case tho

Mmm, warmed mulled wine on a cold rainy night is comfy

@Mad Jack well, women in turtlenecks with short skirts and glasses is attractive any way you slice it

But one is literally an elf and the other is a fantasy princess

Velma's like 15 you pedo

Actually im not sure

Youre still a pedo tho

I thought they were like mid 20s

But you are right according to wikipedia

What? How the hell is a cross country mystery solving team that DRIVES underage?

Boggles my mind

Fred and Shaggy are 17

They can drive in Burgerland

They never presented them as minors in the original show. Weird.

Japan rules

Learn something new every day.

They all look mid 20s but are actually highschoolers

At least they arent 200000 year old dragon lolis

>troll bidding
>actually might win the auction
Shiiiiit

Mama always said to stay away from gambling

What are you bidding on

what happens if you don't pay

I'm glad I don't have any stereotypical anime waifu

A glock kit in fuddy five

What exactly comprises a glock kit

Barrel, trigger pack, slide