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2017-11-10 22:35:55 UTC

some store is just handing them out with any laptop over ~970 euro

2017-11-10 22:37:35 UTC

They should

2017-11-10 22:37:44 UTC

It's just a damn mouse

2017-11-10 22:39:05 UTC

But all surface prices are ridiculous. 180 for some ugly felt covered keyboard

2017-11-10 22:42:10 UTC

but felt is the new metal

2017-11-10 22:42:14 UTC

f e l t

2017-11-10 22:42:35 UTC

I can't imagine how that's gonna look after two years of use no matter how much you try to clean it ๐Ÿคข

2017-11-10 23:15:40 UTC

reminder to buy a 89$ chink ARM notebook

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378684163429236736/IMG_20171111_0009496.jpg

2017-11-10 23:16:54 UTC

single monitor pleb

2017-11-10 23:17:43 UTC

>1x 4k is not enough

2017-11-10 23:20:28 UTC

its still a single monitor

2017-11-10 23:20:55 UTC

went from 2x1080p 27" to 1x4k 31" and I get along with it better now, guess it's taste

2017-11-10 23:21:16 UTC

>He doesn't multi-task

2017-11-10 23:21:42 UTC

>he doesn't focus on one thing and does it right

2017-11-10 23:22:14 UTC

Pine is my favorite tree, I kind of want to buy one now.

2017-11-10 23:51:08 UTC

https://imgur.com/a/1UEh7 Santa-anon updated the gift list for the final time

2017-11-11 00:04:14 UTC

Noice. RaspBerry Pi up and running.

2017-11-11 00:04:28 UTC

I changed the admin password from raspberry to strawberry. I'm completely safe now. ๐Ÿ‘

2017-11-11 00:53:01 UTC

I am a lifelong lover of all things horror , creepy , and a touch evil ! I have a high tech studio ( my kitchen table ) where I like to create unique but affordable items . I try to keep all my items below $50 so anyone can afford them .

2017-11-11 00:53:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378708722933039104/unknown.png

2017-11-11 00:53:39 UTC

shits weird

2017-11-11 00:53:55 UTC

i think he's just printing on $1 knives

2017-11-11 00:54:38 UTC

is this a decent gift

2017-11-11 00:54:51 UTC

no, this will get you laughed

2017-11-11 00:54:55 UTC

then the person will stab you

2017-11-11 00:54:56 UTC

while laughing

2017-11-11 00:55:49 UTC

put me out of my misery with this please

2017-11-11 01:24:22 UTC

If I get to choose what kills me I'd pick atmospheric nuke test.
Wonder if Un strapped a couple political prisoners in the underground testing site

2017-11-11 02:56:59 UTC

what the fuck is this shit archie

2017-11-11 03:02:35 UTC

hahahahahah no fucking way

2017-11-11 03:02:56 UTC

the gofundme is literally 'help get me to asia so I can fuck a chink and record it lol'

2017-11-11 03:03:20 UTC

you just described his entire channel

2017-11-11 03:03:34 UTC

I still have no idea what Archie does for a living.

2017-11-11 03:03:40 UTC

this serious is gold

2017-11-11 03:03:42 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-11-11 03:03:46 UTC

waste management

2017-11-11 03:03:52 UTC

or did he get fired from that?

2017-11-11 03:04:05 UTC

yeah he did

2017-11-11 03:04:26 UTC

I'm legit gonna sit through this for memes

2017-11-11 03:04:29 UTC

He gives me the creeps, tl;Dr on why he was sacked.

2017-11-11 03:04:34 UTC

I will fucking document my experience

2017-11-11 03:05:56 UTC

>Queensland

2017-11-11 03:05:59 UTC

fucking lol

2017-11-11 03:06:13 UTC

I have no problem with autists with a lot of money but Archie is definitely a different breed.

2017-11-11 03:07:37 UTC

this dude has some fuckin complex

2017-11-11 03:08:25 UTC

>having to fly budget airline

2017-11-11 03:08:27 UTC

superiority probably

2017-11-11 03:08:32 UTC

how did archie get so low

2017-11-11 03:08:35 UTC

oh fuck he reviews tigerair

2017-11-11 03:08:40 UTC

tigerair is legit aids

2017-11-11 03:08:58 UTC

similar to ryanair, scoot, etc

2017-11-11 03:09:20 UTC

it was posssible to be as bad as ryanair?

2017-11-11 03:09:22 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-11 03:09:44 UTC

I flew scoot to sg - the food was literally in a fucking bag, no power, no recline, no nothing

2017-11-11 03:09:56 UTC

no entertainment

2017-11-11 03:10:15 UTC

How long was the flight?

2017-11-11 03:10:28 UTC

this was like 2014 I can't remember

2017-11-11 03:10:31 UTC

I like budget airlines, the rattle and poorly constructed everything is therepudic to me.

2017-11-11 03:10:32 UTC

Planes are just a chair in the air, As long as it doens't turn into a chair on the ground, I don't give a fuck about the food or if I get to watch Iron Man 2 on a 4 inch screen

2017-11-11 03:10:35 UTC

air france had no food or entertainment from manchester to paris either

2017-11-11 03:10:40 UTC

no stopovers from syd > sg

2017-11-11 03:10:52 UTC

I can't sleep on planes so I don't really mind all that much

2017-11-11 03:11:40 UTC

the only thing I can imagine worse than budget airlines is chinese budget airlines

2017-11-11 03:11:50 UTC

imagine having to share a plane with mainland chinks

2017-11-11 03:12:12 UTC

That would be on the crash side of uncomfortable.

2017-11-11 03:13:19 UTC

>tfw watching a documentary on illegal chinks in the US
>main route is Mexico to US
BUILD THE WALL REEEEEEEW

2017-11-11 03:13:37 UTC

fuckin hell

2017-11-11 03:13:50 UTC

yeah cn airlines by themselves are pretty shite

2017-11-11 03:13:55 UTC

id hate to see budget cn

2017-11-11 03:14:25 UTC

>archieluxury talks about a fucking sandpit and nuts

2017-11-11 03:14:33 UTC

im fucking dying inside already

2017-11-11 03:14:35 UTC

its been 5 mins

2017-11-11 03:15:07 UTC

Literally every country BESIDES the US has super strict rules on who can enter their country for anything more than a visit, I don't get why people get so anal-ruptured when the US suggests that we should do the same

2017-11-11 03:15:55 UTC

accurate as fuck

2017-11-11 03:16:44 UTC

>unemployed
>still taking shitty holidays on shitty airlines

2017-11-11 03:17:27 UTC

fuck me dead if I was to guess where all his money comes from

2017-11-11 03:17:33 UTC

daddy's money can't last forever

2017-11-11 03:17:40 UTC

Is this the power of credit cards and short-sighted spending...?

2017-11-11 03:17:55 UTC

I don't see with any financial organisation would lend to him after he maxed out all his credit cards

2017-11-11 03:18:08 UTC

how the fuck does he keep going

2017-11-11 03:18:11 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-11 03:18:40 UTC

reselling chinkshit

2017-11-11 03:18:46 UTC

superannuation

2017-11-11 03:18:48 UTC

idk

2017-11-11 03:19:09 UTC

it defs aint fuckin youtube

2017-11-11 03:19:12 UTC

gonna take out a CC to go to thailand never come back <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2017-11-11 03:19:51 UTC

I've fucking gone through 10 mins of this

2017-11-11 03:19:57 UTC

it's literally steaming dog shit

2017-11-11 03:20:21 UTC

He gets just over 400 bux a month on Patreon

2017-11-11 03:20:39 UTC

I'm pretty sure WWII torture videos would be more entertaining than this

2017-11-11 03:20:57 UTC

If you give him 75 bucks a month, you get a personal phone call from him

2017-11-11 03:21:02 UTC

T E M P T I N G

2017-11-11 03:21:56 UTC

6) ADVERTISING ON ARCHIE'S FRIDGE:- Fridge Advertising - US$20- per month or US$50- for 6 months PayPal to [email protected] Then send details of your collection/query to [email protected]

2017-11-11 03:22:21 UTC

5) Seek Personal Advice from Archie Advice via email - US$10- Advice with a video follow up - US$20- Speak to Archie for Advice and Opinions - US$50- per hour PayPal to [email protected] Then send details of your collection/query to [email protected]

2017-11-11 03:23:04 UTC

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2017-11-11 03:23:38 UTC

if this fat balding australian has a chance with chinks I fucking do

2017-11-11 03:23:43 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ƒ

2017-11-11 03:23:51 UTC

tbh, if you have money , it's never gonna b hard

2017-11-11 03:24:28 UTC

but he doesn't, really

2017-11-11 03:24:47 UTC

he deludes roasties into think he does though

2017-11-11 03:25:02 UTC

why the fuck does he swap between the third and first person

2017-11-11 03:25:05 UTC

I'm so fucking confused

2017-11-11 03:25:09 UTC

why else would someone marry a fat middle aged balding dude with a massive wart

2017-11-11 03:25:17 UTC

@Tobdiord because autism

2017-11-11 03:25:46 UTC

I guess

2017-11-11 03:25:51 UTC

for both of those questions

2017-11-11 03:27:15 UTC

holy shit his comments are a riot

2017-11-11 03:27:38 UTC

W-why is Archie's email address "[email protected]"?

2017-11-11 03:27:42 UTC

he bought all of these watches on finance yet decided it's too unreasonable to have cosmetic surgery to cut off that wart on his cc

2017-11-11 03:27:49 UTC

Does he RP as a jap girl?

2017-11-11 03:28:17 UTC

yes

2017-11-11 03:28:26 UTC

like I said, he's autistic

2017-11-11 03:28:37 UTC

and autistic people like nip stuff

2017-11-11 03:28:43 UTC

either that or he stole some chink prostitutes details and made it into his address

2017-11-11 03:29:05 UTC

bro his fucking wart looks like the old thinkpad nub

2017-11-11 03:29:26 UTC

the middle one

2017-11-11 03:33:46 UTC

holy shit

2017-11-11 03:33:49 UTC

he has KIDS??

2017-11-11 03:33:54 UTC

they let this BREED??

2017-11-11 03:42:42 UTC

unfortunately yes

2017-11-11 03:43:47 UTC

like no shit

2017-11-11 04:12:33 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2017-11-11 04:16:46 UTC

They let this pottering idiot on television?

2017-11-11 04:17:11 UTC

Then again, they let anybody on TV lol

2017-11-11 05:15:32 UTC

Just realized there is an actual term for his lifestyle. Nigger rich.

2017-11-11 05:17:22 UTC

Wait, we're still talking about this faggot?

2017-11-11 05:17:44 UTC

I was on the phone for like two hours.

2017-11-11 05:18:02 UTC

Have a bad habit of picking up right where I left off.

2017-11-11 05:18:47 UTC

I mean, I just got done watching all the Anime me and the GF are watching this season, so I get what you mean

2017-11-11 05:19:05 UTC

Trying to decide if I wanna stay up for another 3 hours to get my 11 11 order in

2017-11-11 05:19:41 UTC

Deals won't be great. Chinks have cornered and now are consolidating the market.

2017-11-11 05:20:20 UTC

Everything in my cart already has the 11 11 prices posted, I'm not necessarily looking for flash deals / surprises

2017-11-11 05:20:48 UTC

May as well then. Before the fucking Russians take everything.

2017-11-11 05:21:28 UTC

I added a safety razor to the list. Interested to see if the meme is real.

2017-11-11 05:22:04 UTC

You mean the old school single blade ones?

2017-11-11 05:22:10 UTC

Right

2017-11-11 05:22:50 UTC

I'd buy domestic blades for the razor, not really expensive.

2017-11-11 05:23:20 UTC

Yeah, not to mention that fresh blades aren't really any help if it takes a month for them to arrive

2017-11-11 05:30:27 UTC

Is this shirt low-key enough to not be seen as autistic in public?

2017-11-11 05:31:15 UTC

Any graphic tee is, doesn't matter. It's collective autism everyone agreed was acceptable like shorts.

2017-11-11 05:32:01 UTC

so...are YOU autistic, or do you only wear solid color t-shirts or something

2017-11-11 05:32:31 UTC

Yes, I have become autistic in my attempts to not be. No way to win.

2017-11-11 05:32:53 UTC

It's like the virgin and Chad meme in the way it's meant to be used.

2017-11-11 05:33:59 UTC

My favorite Virgin vs Chad meme is the one re: Bathroom usage

2017-11-11 05:34:39 UTC

It says that the virgin holds his shit in whenever someone else walks into the bathroom, whereas Chad is constantly screaming at the top of his lungs, etc

2017-11-11 05:34:39 UTC

Bathrooms are where humanity is left behind.

2017-11-11 05:35:28 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378779743966855169/c48.png

2017-11-11 05:37:14 UTC

Wonder what life in a nursing home is going to be like for us.

2017-11-11 05:37:39 UTC

Probably less fucking than boomer chads.

2017-11-11 05:37:59 UTC

>Implying euthanasia won't become legal in our lifetime

2017-11-11 05:38:23 UTC

>implying any of us will willingly choose to become incapable of independent life

2017-11-11 05:40:11 UTC

Going to happen one way or another. If 4chan is still up there are going to be posts from geriatric fags in a couple decades.

2017-11-11 05:41:00 UTC

Also a lot of people are already dependant on the state anyway given thier NEETdom. Maybe there will be a collapse that will kill a bunch of them.

2017-11-11 05:41:21 UTC

If my email inbox is to be trusted, The FCC Pajeet is going to fuck net neutrality up the ass in 2 weeks, so maybe 4chan won't be around in 2 years, let alone 20

2017-11-11 05:42:46 UTC

Watch dogs are dependant on people giving information for them to sell, it's going to be nothing the same way everything is nothing given the bureaucratic hell.

2017-11-11 05:49:06 UTC

Just like Trump is for-realsies gonna fuck Obama-care this time, guys! Seriously!

2017-11-11 05:49:23 UTC

Or how there's REALLY gonna be a new assault weapons ban! Join the NRA now!

2017-11-11 05:50:03 UTC

Honestly blame republicans for thier faggotry. same fucking people that keep getting voted in.

2017-11-11 05:50:29 UTC

Blame both. They're both faggots.

2017-11-11 05:50:48 UTC

McCain has brain cancer and is senile and they'll probably vote his fucking ashes in if they could.

2017-11-11 05:52:03 UTC

Literally every politician of every party is demonstrably corrupt. Arguing that one party is worse than the other is foolish. There should be 1 term limits for these dipshits.

2017-11-11 05:55:19 UTC

McCain ain't that bad

2017-11-11 05:56:19 UTC

They're all bad. I'm mostly right-leaning, but let's not act like any of these out of touch cumwhores have our best interests in mind

2017-11-11 06:05:15 UTC

I admire him not being party line

2017-11-11 06:05:18 UTC

at least for this year

2017-11-11 06:05:22 UTC

I don't get the flak

2017-11-11 06:05:40 UTC

The reason why the political parties are shit is because how much power / money they have over congressmen now

2017-11-11 06:06:00 UTC

McCain in the past tried to get rid of money from politics, before the SC overruled the legislation

2017-11-11 06:06:13 UTC

He's not a perfect person by anymeans, I just don't know why he's singled out

2017-11-11 06:06:21 UTC

His party is generic neo party line. Anything for more war in sand boxes.

2017-11-11 06:06:50 UTC

And I admire McCain for speaking out against the party line

2017-11-11 06:06:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/378787638691364864/received_495309010817585.jpeg

2017-11-11 06:07:12 UTC

It's why Trumpcare didn't pass

2017-11-11 06:07:25 UTC

although the show was pretty good to watch

2017-11-11 06:07:46 UTC

If there's 2 people who just are a pain in the ass, then so be it

2017-11-11 06:08:10 UTC

The Trump tax reform is welfare for the extremely wealthy

2017-11-11 06:08:15 UTC

Rand is an example of not voting for something for a good reason, McCain just did it to be a cunt.

2017-11-11 06:08:28 UTC

Rand is

2017-11-11 06:08:33 UTC

little man Rand

2017-11-11 06:09:05 UTC

Rand "Get your shit beat in" Paul

2017-11-11 06:09:14 UTC

And McCain is a cripple, weird how everyone just kind of dropped Rand getting assaulted

2017-11-11 06:09:42 UTC

One's like a dinosaur

2017-11-11 06:09:47 UTC

the other is just little man rand

2017-11-11 06:09:50 UTC

As long as Gun rights aren't eroded, I honestly don't care. I'm not dependent on welfare to sustain my life

2017-11-11 06:11:24 UTC

Only thing I agree with liberals over, if an elementary school of kids getting shot didn't change anything then nothing will.

2017-11-11 06:11:34 UTC

"โ€œThis has been festering for years,โ€ he said. His best guess was that Senator Paul, a libertarian and believer in property rights, provoked the incident by blowing lawn trimmings from his yard into that of his alleged assailant, Rene Boucher"

2017-11-11 06:12:14 UTC

If true

2017-11-11 06:12:31 UTC

comedy gold

2017-11-11 06:13:04 UTC

Guy is a nutter, why believe his version?

2017-11-11 06:13:40 UTC

If only someone else in the school had been armed. Even the threat of there being an armed individual would've deterred a shooter. Because they're cowards. If we get rid of soft targets and stop training people to be victims, acts of aggression will decrease.

2017-11-11 06:14:20 UTC

Cops were incompetent as shit, doubt an armed security gaurd or teacher would have fixed it.

2017-11-11 06:14:37 UTC

Rand "I can't stand" Paul

2017-11-11 06:16:01 UTC

The police are underpaid and undertrained, not to mention they're normal people with self-preservation instincts. So yeah, of course they were reluctant to run into an active shooting situation, and people died for that.

2017-11-11 06:16:03 UTC

But Jim Skaggs, who developed the gate-guarded community in Bowling Green where Paul and Boucher both live, suggests that there was longstanding tension between Paul and many of his neighbors, including Boucher, due to the Senator's inability to compromise on such matters as lawn-trimmings, overhanging tree branches, and the community's extensive Homeowners Association guidelines, which minutely prescribe how people in the community must conduct themselves.

2017-11-11 06:17:06 UTC

HomeOwners Association are fucking cancerous. They hounded my grandmother for MONTHS on end because her mailbox was the fucking wrong shade of green

2017-11-11 06:17:22 UTC

I would never live in HMA neighborhoods. Neverfuckingever

2017-11-11 06:19:31 UTC

HOAs are a super retarded example of people getting more and more isolated. What the fuck happened to just talking to your neighbors?

2017-11-11 06:21:32 UTC

It's a way for people to shadily keep "unwanted elements" out of their neighborhood, while also jacking up property values and rent for the people living there.

2017-11-11 06:22:05 UTC

I have a friend who lives in a HOA complex, and he pays over 150 bucks a MONTH in HOA fees.

2017-11-11 06:22:51 UTC

Christ, why didn't he just nope out of the place?

2017-11-11 06:23:14 UTC

Because finding a new place to live in the city is literal hell

2017-11-11 06:23:39 UTC

Thank fuck my GF's parents put a down payment down on a house for us, otherwise we'd be apartment plebs still

2017-11-11 06:24:51 UTC

>own a house
>with a gf
I'm curious how that worked without a marriage.

2017-11-11 06:25:51 UTC

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

2017-11-11 06:26:03 UTC

Marriage is an outdated concept, my dude

2017-11-11 06:34:29 UTC

marriage scares the fuck outta me man

2017-11-11 06:34:45 UTC

My mother's brother just had his wife walk out on him

2017-11-11 06:35:04 UTC

didn't argue, had a flight booked months in advance

2017-11-11 06:35:33 UTC

Not sure if she just left him with 3 kids to raise or she really wants a divorce

2017-11-11 06:35:36 UTC

Your uncle.

2017-11-11 06:35:42 UTC

Yeah

2017-11-11 06:36:13 UTC

Had a job, Not an alcoholic, not a wife beater, let her be a homemaker

2017-11-11 06:36:48 UTC

No issue with the kids, etc

2017-11-11 06:36:50 UTC

That was kind of weirdly phrased, and just hope she disappears. Sucks for the kids but if she fights it then he's going to lose.

2017-11-11 06:36:59 UTC

Oh if she fights, he loses

2017-11-11 06:37:14 UTC

No matter what circumstance, it's the law at this point

2017-11-11 06:37:24 UTC

Plus she didn't hold a job, so that's easy money

2017-11-11 06:38:14 UTC

Even if she doesn't want the kids she can extort him for money.

2017-11-11 06:39:13 UTC

Uncle gets along with his two sisters, not a misogynist, nor a push-over because he works in the trades

2017-11-11 06:39:15 UTC

oh well

2017-11-11 06:40:06 UTC

What's the wife's family like? Cunt like that doesn't fall far from the tree.

2017-11-11 06:40:33 UTC

Uneducated, in the boonies

2017-11-11 06:42:06 UTC

Might be a blessing, if they were educated your uncle would be bled dry by now.

2017-11-11 06:42:08 UTC

See, this is why I'm so reluctant to do the whole marriage thing: I want to be in this relationship because I want to be here, not because I'll get my life ruined legally if I decide it isn't working

2017-11-11 06:42:36 UTC

Kind if threw that out the window when her parents bought you a house...

2017-11-11 06:43:05 UTC

There's a formal way of ending things

2017-11-11 06:43:17 UTC

My sister is cohabiting with her boyfriend

2017-11-11 06:43:32 UTC

similar situation but instead of my parents footing the downpayerment, she did it herself

2017-11-11 06:43:40 UTC

because her bf is a broke motherfucker

2017-11-11 06:43:41 UTC

Oh, it's in her name. I "Rent" it from her at 0 percent markup and get a renter's credit on my taxes at the end of the year.

2017-11-11 06:43:54 UTC

Don't bother me none.

2017-11-11 06:43:59 UTC

Should be fine

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