expecting women to think before they do something

😂

It's a little early for this much edge

https://peopledotcom.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/emma-gonzalez1.jpg stop mocking my waifu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsMbNvDGCj0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CO7FPU7a2g

@numale Your waifu is garbage

g o t t e m

as expected from someone whose top subreddit is jordanpeterson

clean up your room

CLEAN UP YOUR SCHOOL

- Peterson

jesus

No Jesus here for you

Does anyone really read such books

I mean it literally tells you just do it

I read a fuckton

Just not that

Books by political entertainment figureheads are cringey

No real method

I can't just force myself to change

No kek

Fug that

i have a bunch of his books

it is pretty much just do

Jordan Betterson :DDD

but it also gives u understanding of different philosophers and different people doing their thing

WASH

YOUR

Everything is the bible Peterson

PENIS

I need to wash it ackshually

At least Peterson helps fight that cringey Alt-Right fuckfest

It's all cum in my pants

But lazy

stand up and take responsibility

More like alt-kike

everyone knows it but i guess someone needs to best u with the idea

RESCUE YOUR BALLS FROM THE UNDERGROUND

i felt the alt-rite was another 1% population fringe group

It gathered 3k on Reddit

LITERALLY UNSTOPPABLE

@Deleted User I bought the Peterson book, the one with them 12 rule dealies.

Pretty bland read.

Didn't finish.

FREE THE PEE FROM THE BALLS

200 on tumblr = internet revolution

>we will outbreed u

@Jobplane

tbh i dont care much about Peterson opinions and shit but I admire how during that one interview he was calm and collected and just threw facts at the interviewer

The only good part of the Netherlands

the one about lobsters?

Yeah

<https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMcjxSThD54>

This one

tfw no lobster emoji

🦀

closest there is 😦

only puni 🦐

Found the server in ikea

<:hahayes:330459104495665153>

ow didnt go on sale

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026>

Im at the arthouse

artgfhouse?

Gonna watch baguette cinema

With the gee eff

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Paris_(1870%E2%80%9371)

Never forgetti

https://youtu.be/Jz-ege152Bs?t=28s <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

I would execute my turtle with that thing

There's a bafta sale on steam

Pubg is listed there but not on sale

<:angery:423058200661590017>

pubg is 💩

>not induction ready

`mv pot /bin`

Wut, it says right there

That its induction ready

Play pubg on mobile

Pubg mobile is great

Gets fucking hard though

Auto aim should be disabled for everyone imo

im silver 4

like

i actually gotta focus now

its so easy at bronze

@Shrimpf send nudes

I always deploy at the edge of the map

Try to be far from everyone else

Anyone here knows javascript

`function removeEvent(y) {
leftArrow.removeEventListener('click', function () { viewImage(y); });
rightArrow.removeEventListener('click', function () { viewImage(y+2); }); }`

Is shit like that allowed or am I retarded for thinking it could be allowed

>should x be allowed
No but you will live with and put up with and when you cant be assed contribute to tge collective shit that should not be allowed but does.

I was more intersted in will that work or do I have to test and ultimately see my own failure and waste time

Is 4chan down only for me?

HAHA FUCK GALLERY SCRIPTS

CUSTOM MADE ONE AW YEAH

but youve just spent a hour+ when you could have doen it by now

>does this code work or do I actually have to run it and see if it does?

i lve pubg, only game where u gotta sit and think for 10 mins with a nice breeze in the background

I spent an hour+ working on it, but then I also feel rewarded

Because I know exactly how my shitty code works rather than yeah it uses a template

plus u develop the creativity to build other thingns

>furry cafe

>mfw

workers in suits

fucking japan is based

Mate, those suits are adorable as fuck

Disgusting and degenerate

Better than dog cafes tho. Those are just depressing. And filthy

Wat is thisbshit

🤢

Great 4chan is kill.

Again

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I was watching that video where the guy is "testing GOOG surveillance" by talking about dog toys.

The moment he started opening new tabs, my phone started spamming mail notifications. 🤔

Dear God

Paying by phone is so fucking convenient

Who needs a wallet in 2018 amiritr

is it

It is

But holy fuck are there a lot of people in here

In here I mean McDonalds

meh, I still prefer cash.

Getting kind of sick of it, fucking chinks pay for hundreds of dollars of shit in cash because they don't trust banks or something

i dont use much cash

on ly when thep lace is cash only

card is easier

Cash on hand is always a good thing to have tho

i guess

but i have a tendency of losing stuff lol

its suprise money when you find it again

Its easier to defraud banks with cards, just lie to the police and say you were held up and forced to surrender your PIN, go to an ATM in disguise and drain your account. Then open a fraud case, worst case you get jerked around and can only have your own cash.

I doubt that would work, if it was that easy everyone would do it

it is that easy

and that's one reason there's a shit load of cases they have to deal with and it'll take you 2 years to get ur money

yeah it is ideal to have only phone on you and pay with that

>lose phone/ battery dies
>effectively penniless and without contact

>ideal

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

>getting to a situation where your phone battery dies

Such is life in the /out/side world

u have one thing to keep track of battery

u have to be autistic for it to run out

Yeah but if you're in the /out/side world you can stop playing candy crush

And enable at 90% battery saving mode

Also if you go out with only a phone

And then you lose only one thing on you

wtf

losing phon

> make your life revolve around keeping your phone battery from dying guys that's totally reasonable

woman tier achievements

>keeping your phone battery from dying guys that's totally reasonable

>literally enable one mode and dont launch resource unfriendly apps

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT

🤔

> heh if you don't, you're autistic, or worse, a woman <:blobhyperthink:427568506905559040>

>charge once a day

end

>feeding the shit tier troll

That being said, I love using android pay. But since I have to carry my driver's licence and conceal carry permit, there's no reason to not have my physical cards

yeah we get it

but my wallet is so thicc

Yeah but the thing is, it's not that the phone will replace the wallet

cause cash coins and bullshit inside

i carry like 4 types of licenses

It's just much more convenient to pull out the phone, put it near the card reader and done

Rather than pull out wallet, find the card, pull the card and then do the thing

You don't have those contactless cards over there? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Also can't you just attatch the carry permit to the gun? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

Android pay often makes me reenter my pin, so it's often faster just to swipe my card

contactless are 20$ per dya

or something

???

@sum what the fuck? Why/how would I tape my permit to the gun itself

What the fuck kind of hellhole do you live in?

Mine's free.

no i mean

limit 20

Lifehacks <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

ok its 25E

if its more than 25E u need to put pin

@Lefteris that almost makes sense, so if some faggot skims your card, they can only take $20

"Don't wanna pull out the wallet everytime you need to show conceal permit? Just grab the hot glue gun and glue the permit to the gun itself"

yeah ik matthew

or just pin the permit on your shirt

so everyone knows you are a big gun boy

Right, so... just better.

Also makes li'l Matty happy, 'cause they don't run on batteries.

im hoping greece goes cards only soon as well

Why not just make it best of both worlds

Cards only sounds stupid

cash and coins needs to die

smh

i look like big wallet boy everytime i go somewhere

But in cards only world you'd have to have multiple cards to make it rain

1-2 cards

why multiple

inb4 strippers will soon have card readers attatched to their bodies

Attach card to penis

Profit

>"oh yeah shake it baby"

strippers dont touch your penis

dummy

>scan the card

>trasnaction error

>"n-nevermind"

@Lefteris t. Never been in the club

Strippers are literally hookers

depends on the club

They're just coy about it

we have proper hooker clubs

Aren't strippers just blueballing you tho

Like they will only tease not have sex

@sum t. Never been in the club

if u pay enough u get to fuck

Yeah

just gradually giff money

Because I'd rather use my hand than pay for sex

t. Jew

>going to a stripclub and not getting a real gf

You don't need to say that

wait before u are 30 virginless

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

>caring about your virginity

We can tell you only use your hand by your PTE avatar

its more cost-effective to go to a real club and get a one night girl tbh

https://youtu.be/GndXimajyJU

nani ⁉

That sounds more like makes me wanna take a piss

Piss fetishist smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pobl3AVNOIU

inb4 "sounds of a person peeing to help you go pee"

Discord servers are fucking retarded

I got muted for a day for saying body pillows are creepy

Then again for "discussing staff actions in public"

they arent creepy tho

and i can call u a faggot for thinking that

tbh i dont think theyre creepy i just think theyre fucking autistic for owning one

literally has a naked anime girl with a clearrly-wet vagina on it