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2018-04-12 12:25:53 UTC

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2018-04-12 12:25:54 UTC

wrong!

2018-04-12 12:26:07 UTC

youre a faggot

2018-04-12 12:56:21 UTC

There you fucking niggerfaggots

2018-04-12 12:56:29 UTC

Studied for 4 hours straight

2018-04-12 12:56:46 UTC

Now suck my dick @Deleted User

2018-04-12 12:59:59 UTC

Curly braces are for pederasts.

2018-04-12 13:00:15 UTC

All I know is (defun

2018-04-12 13:01:41 UTC

Sudo apt get autism

2018-04-12 13:03:54 UTC

No u

2018-04-12 13:04:23 UTC

๐Ÿ”ซ

2018-04-12 13:04:31 UTC

Why can't I find this movie

2018-04-12 13:04:34 UTC

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

2018-04-12 13:06:43 UTC

Because its so bad no one even bothered pirating it

2018-04-12 13:11:11 UTC

Did you just talk siht about Lola Kirke

2018-04-12 13:11:18 UTC

Well at least you didn't talk shit about my waifu MEW

2018-04-12 13:12:31 UTC

wait so it says it came out in 2017

2018-04-12 13:12:41 UTC

but it aired in cinemas just a couple weeks ago

2018-04-12 13:13:02 UTC

aired very poorly

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433977849607880714/unknown.png

2018-04-12 13:16:57 UTC

Oh that's why

2018-04-12 13:17:01 UTC

I'll wait for a torrent then

2018-04-12 13:17:18 UTC

Also

2018-04-12 13:17:25 UTC

>Expecting the general population to have good movie taste

2018-04-12 13:17:31 UTC

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-04-12 13:17:59 UTC

"Ahah lets go see the latest capeshit fellow normies :)"

2018-04-12 13:18:07 UTC

This

2018-04-12 13:18:14 UTC

Normies think The Dark Knight is one of the best movies ever made

2018-04-12 13:18:33 UTC

It was okay for the genre

2018-04-12 13:18:38 UTC

True that

2018-04-12 13:18:42 UTC

But one of the best movies ever made?

2018-04-12 13:19:11 UTC

Im honestly not enough of a movie buff to comment much tho

2018-04-12 13:19:30 UTC

I love how hard the 'movie critics' are slamming Gemini

2018-04-12 13:19:38 UTC

As shallow, self-absorbed, and surface-level

2018-04-12 13:19:52 UTC

It's like they've never seen a mumblecore <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-04-12 13:20:04 UTC

It's almost as if nouvelle-vague is supposed to be a return to the perspective of the director

2018-04-12 13:20:08 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-04-12 13:20:14 UTC

Well that doesnt make it good tho

2018-04-12 13:20:32 UTC

If they dont like that, they dont like thay

2018-04-12 13:20:35 UTC

I think you can call a movie shallow, self-absorbed, and surface-level

2018-04-12 13:20:39 UTC

But their excuse is literally

2018-04-12 13:20:57 UTC

"Well it's filmed in LA and it doesn't show any bad sides to LA despite being a neon-noir"

2018-04-12 13:21:13 UTC

Well let me put it this way

2018-04-12 13:21:20 UTC

If I let you play one video game for the rest of your life

2018-04-12 13:21:25 UTC

<:iosthink:328535776843268105>

2018-04-12 13:21:27 UTC

That would be a pretty good video game

2018-04-12 13:21:37 UTC

But if I give you a 100 you will have some preferences

2018-04-12 13:21:51 UTC

If I give you 5000 video games you will have a very good general idea of what you like and what you don't like

2018-04-12 13:22:16 UTC

So if some movie student uppity dickhead that only masturbates to muh Villeneuve and muh Nolan

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Goes on a rant about how the genre is superficially surface-level

2018-04-12 13:22:45 UTC

Despite the fact that the genre is meant to be surface-level

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Then I really fucking wonder why this asshole retard fuckface didn't spend just a little more time figuring that out

2018-04-12 13:23:47 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-04-12 13:23:58 UTC

Nigga gotta review like 3 movies a day

2018-04-12 13:24:03 UTC

He aint got time for dat

2018-04-12 13:24:41 UTC

OOGA BOOGA

2018-04-12 13:29:30 UTC

I should culture myself more

2018-04-12 13:29:57 UTC

Become a man of culture

2018-04-12 13:30:01 UTC

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-04-12 13:31:53 UTC

Start with some Czech New Wave

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Easy to understand

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And a very easy to understand movie

2018-04-12 13:35:59 UTC

It's about blossoming into womanhood

2018-04-12 13:36:52 UTC

But also about the decommunization of Czechoslovakia

2018-04-12 13:38:00 UTC

@Shrimpf congrats you can manage apt repositories

2018-04-12 13:38:26 UTC

@Mad Jack This movie inspired Bloodborne

2018-04-12 13:38:30 UTC

The last one

2018-04-12 13:38:48 UTC

Dude with the torch in the intro is those enemies at the start

2018-04-12 13:38:57 UTC

@Deleted User I never claimed I can tech

2018-04-12 13:38:59 UTC

apt-get update && apt-get upgrade && apt-get dist-upgrade && apt-get autoremove shrimps marriage

2018-04-12 13:39:16 UTC

There's a reason why I'm so cloudheaded yet trying to struggle my way into tech

2018-04-12 13:39:23 UTC

I chose some retarded study

2018-04-12 13:39:28 UTC

same tbh

2018-04-12 13:39:36 UTC

<:sadmitu:331056421342806026> ๐Ÿ”ซ

2018-04-12 13:39:38 UTC

if i were honest with myself id be a writer

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My nigga

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I write poetry

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but instead im trying to hack a compsci degree

2018-04-12 13:40:09 UTC

At least you're not from the generation of

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BE WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BE

2018-04-12 13:40:12 UTC

by mixing the bitter flavor of engineering w art to make it more palatable

2018-04-12 13:40:18 UTC

yeah fuck that

2018-04-12 13:40:25 UTC

i want money and a comfy life and jobs

2018-04-12 13:40:53 UTC

or i could take a gap year to carve intricate sculptures out of driftwood

2018-04-12 13:41:05 UTC

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

2018-04-12 13:41:15 UTC

carve chinkshit out of driftwood

2018-04-12 13:41:24 UTC

I will kill every dumb nigger that will say

2018-04-12 13:41:27 UTC

I will do this because I love it

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No faggot

2018-04-12 13:41:38 UTC

Do what you can waste 12 hours a day on

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$$$$$

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And get really fucking good at

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Or kill yourself

2018-04-12 13:42:00 UTC

I wish I could make a living out of shitposting ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

2018-04-12 13:42:00 UTC

@Julian Aren't you Czech

2018-04-12 13:42:02 UTC

I keep forgetting

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no

2018-04-12 13:42:14 UTC

I would be rich if shitposting made money

2018-04-12 13:42:26 UTC

you can make a living off shitposting with a little technical prowess

2018-04-12 13:42:32 UTC

lot of money in spam

2018-04-12 13:42:50 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/433985351598604299/220px-Spam_can.png

2018-04-12 13:42:51 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-12 13:42:56 UTC

or be a social engineer and drain stagnant foreign bank accounts

2018-04-12 13:43:05 UTC

make your living 10-50k at a time

2018-04-12 13:43:59 UTC

My dream would be directing movies

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And going to film school

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But I'm not a retard

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If I had shown interest at the age of 5 and shown promising results at like 16

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I would

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But I didn't

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I would make a Czechoslovak new-wave movie

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~~And make lots of money off of it~~ and invest all my personal savings to it and watch it flop

2018-04-12 13:48:03 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-12 14:03:28 UTC

The Virgin Islands and the Chad nation

2018-04-12 14:12:36 UTC

@Julian Got that right

2018-04-12 14:39:39 UTC

Can I run the Windows surveillance services in Wine? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

2018-04-12 14:43:30 UTC

@kontroll aren't you already running systemd? <:thenk:329322130804047872>

2018-04-12 14:44:50 UTC

Yes, but that's only Red Hat surveillance.

2018-04-12 14:45:00 UTC

MSFT deserves some insight as well.

2018-04-12 15:11:23 UTC

What's to say they're not the same enterprise? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-04-12 15:11:41 UTC

Would explain why MS <3 Linux all of a sudden

2018-04-12 15:11:53 UTC

They love ubuntu now

2018-04-12 15:12:20 UTC

Stallman is rolling in his grave

2018-04-12 15:12:46 UTC

But hes still alive so hes just spinning really fast and angrily above ground

2018-04-12 15:13:26 UTC

Jobs didn't want a larger iPhone or smaller iPad

2018-04-12 15:13:36 UTC

He's spinning at Mach 5 underground

2018-04-12 15:13:45 UTC

Manjaro <3

2018-04-12 15:13:53 UTC

Ubuntu is for faggots

2018-04-12 15:16:48 UTC

@johnfrum cant imagine that guy doing anything fast

2018-04-12 15:39:11 UTC

jesus fuck i keep forgetting how not to be annoyed and tired

2018-04-12 15:39:28 UTC

which is not arguing about anything with irl friends

2018-04-12 15:40:01 UTC

because every point i make will just fly past them

2018-04-12 15:47:00 UTC

@sum step 1. Dont have friends

2018-04-12 15:47:28 UTC

Yeah but then I have this weird feeling "loneliness"

2018-04-12 15:47:59 UTC

Step 2. Argument with excel sheets and officisl studies

2018-04-12 15:48:26 UTC

Kinda can't do that when you're arguing about video games though :/

2018-04-12 15:48:58 UTC

Step 3. If all else fails just comment " you know what? This is not worth my time to educate you. You win "

2018-04-12 15:49:24 UTC

Best way to argue video games is to mention the subjectivity of taste

2018-04-12 15:49:29 UTC

What I was saying was as follow: lootboxes are trash their defense is that publishers want money; people who are new to video games often just see the shit that happens now and think it's okay and their defense was that who am i to say something like that;

2018-04-12 15:49:53 UTC

I don't agree with the practice of lootboxes either unless it's done like in Overwatch

2018-04-12 15:50:01 UTC

I don't agree with them at all

2018-04-12 15:50:16 UTC

It's just locking content which you should be able to access behind an artificial paywall that leaves you up to chance

2018-04-12 15:50:27 UTC

I want back the system of Cod4, want that golden ak? give me 50 headshots with it

2018-04-12 15:50:35 UTC

Make skins be worth something not just show how lucky you are

2018-04-12 15:51:09 UTC

Besides what's with god damn free2play mechanics showing up in buy2play games

2018-04-12 15:51:11 UTC

If your game doesn't have that much content it can be kind of a way to roll the dice

2018-04-12 15:51:26 UTC

Imho lootboxes would be okay if they werent pushed on our face

2018-04-12 15:51:38 UTC

But making it hard as nails and forcing people to buy them is scummy

2018-04-12 15:52:56 UTC

But the gigantic "buy now for xxx " overlay when you start the game is ridiculous

2018-04-12 15:53:11 UTC

But so isDLCs too tho

2018-04-12 15:53:23 UTC

Oh and also they said "if you dont like dont buy" which I outright called them dumb retards for using it

2018-04-12 15:53:36 UTC

Since that shit of "your choice matters" doesn't work in video games

2018-04-12 15:53:42 UTC

Because if I don't pay for a god damn lootbox

2018-04-12 15:53:50 UTC

cs go is prob the worst of the skin ne

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There will be a whale who will pay for at least 10-20 people

2018-04-12 15:53:55 UTC

OW > CS GO

2018-04-12 15:54:19 UTC

They also were defending prepurchases

2018-04-12 15:54:26 UTC

Which I also said is bullshit because it just makes no sense to do so in current age

2018-04-12 15:54:40 UTC

As prepurchasing was good in past when games were stored as physical goods that could run out

2018-04-12 15:54:41 UTC

@sum it works by stopping playing that game tho

2018-04-12 15:55:04 UTC

Kinda

2018-04-12 15:55:07 UTC

But a big kinda on that

2018-04-12 15:55:17 UTC

If a game gets shit stuff, but whales support it

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And majority of players who don't support it stop playing it

2018-04-12 15:55:35 UTC

And by majority I really mean a huge chunk of players so that whales have no one else to play with then yeah it could work

2018-04-12 15:55:51 UTC

But realistically it won't happen

2018-04-12 15:56:16 UTC

@Shrimpf I need an album of classical/rennaisance era nudes from any artist to shitpost in a hentai server and pretend it's the most quality erotica available.

2018-04-12 15:57:22 UTC

bonus points if its actually sorta hot

2018-04-12 15:58:32 UTC

It will also lower on ranked slots and other statistics

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So people dont get adverts/suggestions so much etc

2018-04-12 15:59:09 UTC

After all its the statistics what hurt the CEOs

2018-04-12 15:59:15 UTC

back home

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stockholders*

2018-04-12 15:59:17 UTC

still alvie bois

2018-04-12 16:00:32 UTC

Both

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Yeah but in a typical AAA company, stockholders are most important group

2018-04-12 16:01:06 UTC

fuck players, stockholders are the ones we have to suck dick

2018-04-12 16:03:43 UTC

@Deleted User Do it you are self

2018-04-12 16:28:01 UTC
2018-04-12 16:28:35 UTC

please come here I need someone to hug me and tell me everything will be okay

2018-04-12 16:30:53 UTC

>i hope to never meet shimp
>please come over and hold me

2018-04-12 16:30:58 UTC

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2018-04-12 16:33:31 UTC

@Jobplane I will hold you fam

2018-04-12 16:33:40 UTC

In a non-gay way

2018-04-12 16:33:55 UTC

@Shrimpf don't know most of the renaissance masters

2018-04-12 16:40:12 UTC

thanks

2018-04-12 16:51:33 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434032842159161354/27331728_1580133542075931_3621283091491986985_n.jpg

2018-04-12 17:18:44 UTC

Holy shit that was a big housefly I killed, I thought it was a bee and felt bad

2018-04-12 18:06:10 UTC

uhg

2018-04-12 18:23:14 UTC

ay it started working

2018-04-12 18:26:31 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434056739818700801/mpv-shot0004.jpg

2018-04-12 18:26:51 UTC

Thanks, Farscape. Einstein in a gimp suit, doing that traditional German salute thingy.

2018-04-12 18:54:04 UTC

why are most dedicated discord users fucking retarded?

2018-04-12 19:07:55 UTC

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2018-04-12 19:18:40 UTC

what

2018-04-12 19:23:08 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189467888657235970/434070989605961778/30657267_979358582219792_5872659672459302658_n.png

2018-04-12 19:25:03 UTC
2018-04-12 19:53:35 UTC

kek just made some spaghetti sauce using leftover pizza sauce

2018-04-12 19:53:52 UTC

Black Metal is the best genre ever made

2018-04-12 19:53:59 UTC

@Turbo Prove me wrong

2018-04-12 20:22:06 UTC

Not now

2018-04-12 20:22:49 UTC

After your ridiculous movie taste I have to do set priorities

2018-04-12 20:41:27 UTC

Sad!

2018-04-12 20:41:40 UTC

Have you seen Marketa Lazarovรก

2018-04-12 20:41:42 UTC
2018-04-12 20:41:46 UTC

Seems up your alley

2018-04-12 20:41:54 UTC

@Mad Jack IM NOT A HETEROSEXUAL MAN

2018-04-12 20:42:11 UTC

NO I DONT FIT INTO YOUR NEAT LITTLE PLAN

2018-04-12 20:42:28 UTC

did you awaken the demon for this?

2018-04-12 20:42:48 UTC

Oh you guys.. get real already

2018-04-12 20:43:31 UTC

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-04-12 20:43:33 UTC

Ay papi

2018-04-12 20:43:57 UTC

Portuguala

2018-04-12 20:44:24 UTC

do you still like dat folk punk with accented vocals?

2018-04-12 20:45:00 UTC

Jesus that's really good

2018-04-12 20:45:07 UTC

It's a bit '00s-ish

2018-04-12 20:45:13 UTC

But still really folkpunk

2018-04-12 20:45:21 UTC

Stza comes in at some point and fucking ruins it tho

2018-04-12 20:45:49 UTC

This is fantastic

2018-04-12 20:45:57 UTC

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

2018-04-12 20:46:02 UTC

FOCKIN SCOOMBAG

2018-04-12 20:47:34 UTC

I prefer this song

2018-04-12 20:47:59 UTC

Its so dirty and unprofessional

2018-04-12 20:48:39 UTC

they have pretty good stuff yeah

2018-04-12 20:49:19 UTC

Ska folkpunk?

2018-04-12 20:49:42 UTC

hey they mix in some other stuff sometimes

2018-04-12 20:49:57 UTC

you should have seen it coming after Stza came in rapping from nowhere

2018-04-12 20:50:26 UTC

I'm embarassed to say I like to get drunk to this

2018-04-12 20:50:43 UTC

Dreadnoughts are fun

2018-04-12 20:51:23 UTC

They're garbage tho kek

2018-04-12 20:51:49 UTC

Best folk

2018-04-12 20:51:50 UTC

so is most of what the dwarves put out, but it's fun stuff regardless

2018-04-12 20:52:06 UTC

I feel that way about the spits

2018-04-12 20:52:16 UTC

I love skating to this

2018-04-12 20:52:29 UTC

How about some real music

2018-04-12 20:52:30 UTC

I smacked my jaw on the ground to this song

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