i'd like to see you explain to Petrus that the prostate tickling was merely a joke

Kek

I dont believe in physical existence in heaven

Only in becoming one with God again

you only believe in things you can stick up your boi butte

not like it would be of any use anyway

Dont remember the name of that theory

Sounds like some Spinoza shit

@Mad Jack If belieb

i believe in nothing

I believe in cod and a rising Portugal

if we didn't invade spain after we won the euro cup, then there's no hope for us

Id invade a spain

Ohhhhh Ernesto

that's the sort of name that gets made fun of

whomst the fuck is even called Ernesto in 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP5nF0c8INE

oh ok, fair enough

Ay papi

We have a Dutch song called papi

It has basic rich bitches dance like ghetto nogs

thats exactly how i expected this to turn out honestly

we have a song here where a man says how much he likes to suck goat titties for the milk

I was honestly expecting a nice wholesome song about a father's role in a childs life

but it's ok, cuz its his goat

The whole daddy thing is really gross.

@Mad Jack is there really a diffrence tho

Either way you are drinking goat milk and touching goat titty, cut out the middleman

yeah, but if a man is sucking out the milk out of his goat's tiddies it's wierd, but hey, whatever

however if he's going around breaking into people's property to suck the milk out of their goats, that's some terrifying idea

every girl ive ever dated has a daddy kink

OH YES PAPA

@Deleted User weird people are attracted to weird people.

@johnfrum >No schoolgirls
>No daddy fetishism

Yes?

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So vanilla you're still on the plant

The vanilla orchid is a beautiful flower that only blooms once every two years

Shrimpo, bringing the heato

john are you saying you have sex once every 2 years

And then I'm harvested and fermented for several months in a special warehouse. Yes.

that's pretty kinky i have to say

I get the schoolgirl thing but girls saying daddy seriously weirds you out?

you dont find it weird when your gf calls her bf her father in a sexual way?

Its one of those things that are hot as long as you dont think about it too hard

like dumb sissy white bois?

Very few actually do the whole incest rp thing, which would cross the line to gross for me.

i think the word daddy lost all significance for most of those people

Why is it weird for men to call thier girlfriend's mommy then? Both are equally cringy and disgusting

i dont judge really

unless its some real foul and whack shit

a mommy gf is a very specific thing. one should not use that inflationary

What?

How is it diffrent than a daddy bf? Which is just generic bf

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“tfw no mommy gf” would lose all meaning if everyone started calling their gfs mommy

I dont know what youre talking about and I dont want to know

a mommy gf is not a generic gf 😡

if calling your gf mommy took off like calling your bf daddy did

it would be

So would snickerpie and sugardoodle

That doesnt mean anything when I'm referring to the oddness of the whole daddy thing

watering down mommy gf would be blasphemic in regard to zambz teachings

girls didnt get a proper daddy figure to teach them to behave, so they look for it somewhere else

ez

There are just as many men with estranged relationships with thier mothers so why not? The whole thing is weird and offputting.

maybe they do

we just dont hear about it as often

kinkshaming is weird and offputting!

Mommyposting should be a bannable offense where are the mods?

pedo spotted

If I self inserted as the busty mummy then sure

spiked my friend's soup with viagra wish him luck at work

i feel bad for people who want mommy gf

much harder to find than submissive daddykink grills

You think so_

I think there are enough mid fourties lusting for some fresh meat

yeah heres thing

u have to be hot

I'm thinking of becoming a NRA member is it worth it?

Yes?

you can flaunt being an NRA member to right leaning friends and just not tell left leaning friends

or make a lie and say your investigating the organization

or trying to make sure you handle your guns responsibly or someShit

my sides 😂 😂 👌

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@Turbo arent you in the Netherlands? Not sure what the national rifle association is like there but NRA membership in the states is great if you are a hobbiest for the discounts, insurance and lawyers

@Berserk64 >screencapping your own post and laughing at it
Ebin

lol it wasnt my post

our school is hyper liberal and the two someodd people in the nra catch relentless flack for it

but hey its high school so

you're pretty much gonna get hated on for anything you do

respect the sophties for being so damn blunt about it

LOL GUYS

WEED

You

Do you have redmi note 4

no

Im not sure which recovery is the right one for global version

Too much redmi notes 4

🤔

And their fucking paki site is not hwlping

ask in chinrse shit general

a lot of people have note 4

Noone responding

for the first time, i met somebody who recognised my phone as a redmi note 4 when he saw it

guess his race/nationality

white

nein

asian

you are thinking too hard

what

pajeet

oh right huge indian markets

finally moved to iphone and its good and suck at the same time

true connoisseur of chinkphones

payback for all their spices

iPhone quality is actually pretty good but the features and specs are wank

fucking

where can i get the cheapest standard threaded vape battery thats not a lipo soldered to an adaptor

@Windatica this is not for general, i just cant seem to find how to switch apps under system apps

do I just move the whole folder, or is there a way to install certain apps there

uh

they're stored somewhere around system 8)

grant a file explorer root access and succ into it

but do I move the whole app folder

i just move the apk

okay

so faggots

i have reason to believe that a friend of mine is subject to sustained abuse at the hands of a divorced parent

wat do

Nothing, if your friend hasent done anything then he is a victem and will prefer to stay that way

you say that but i think youre either meming or incredibly sheltered

the only thing the human mind hates more than pain is the disruption of the status quo

youd be surprised what people get used to

I have a low tolerance for problems people can fix themselves but choose not to, just disengage and save yourself some pain

this is what depression looks like

Or if you think you can stand having your nuts dragged across broken glass then go and be a hero

yes there are people with victim complexes who would rather complain bitterly and recieve empty sympathy for their percieved plight

but this man

he aint like that

he's always been chipper and driven and a joy to be around

but recently it's like he's faded

his face seems almost hollowed out

like it's made of wax

he's stopped combing his hair, wearing clothes that fit

finally confided in me a couple days back

Its not that, its what you said, your friend prefers the status quo. You cant change that yourself, youll tease out emotions and have no ifea what to do with the mess you made

his mom just drained his fuckin bank accounts bruh

college savings

poof

And you can get that back?

I was like you, and I made enough messes I couldn't fix beyond be a shoulder to cry on. You'll feel worse for it and change nothing

Youll make him feel worse and change nothing

or i could just

call them

His parents and reletives?

nah cps

or 12

as much as i hate them

don't be a hero

If you think you can get him to do it himself by all means, other than that, no

idk not looking out for people basically clashes against my own ideology

im the kinda person that looks out for my own

dk if that makes me obnoxious to be around

At this point you arent looking afyer your own, you're trying to look after your ego

Talk to him and try to get his balls back, if thay doesn't work then cut your losses

>Asking for courage opinions in a /g related discord

Gotta agree with frum tho, you're not looking for your friend, but yourself. Else this discussion wouldn't have happened.

Nah, I dont mean it like that, I mean in a literal sense of seeing his friends as an extention of his self. There's nothing wrong in that, and he is trying to help but some things you just need take a back seat to let someone else fix thier problems.

suck his dick, he will feel better afterwards

told him to do what works for me when people are batshit insane

1) Apologize for everything, whether purely contrived or not

2) Wait for them to break down, remember that theyre supposed to love you

3) Hug

4) Talk about feewings

5) Let them sleep

repeat every few months

this works especially if parental units get violent with you

bc that generates enough cognitive dissonance to let them fall apart all by themselves

Do we enforce global rule 2 here?

jokes on u im 18

that's dumb

tell him to be honest

youve clearly never had a batshit crazy mom bro

agree and sympathize

My stepmother was fucking nuts

15 years later, she's a mellowed out pothead

Weird how things turn out

@johnfrum yes I am. That would only make the NRA bag and the membership card even better tho I think. @Pawp thanks

nah you're just a bitch

use truth and become more of an asshole

fuck hurt feelings

stand your ground

https://valid.x86.fr/m9kcyv

🇮🇱 intel goys lie to the consumer 🇮🇱

8700k on Z270 in laptop mobo

Who shot this thing, Dick Poop? (Spoiler alert)
I'll be here all... well, forever, I'm never shutting down my account.

No rating because I don't how I feel about the movie. Or any movie. Or feelings.

HAHAHAHAHA DICK POOP

WHAT A FUNNY REVIEW

@Droidbot do you have any more background info on that

because as far as i know it had to do with power requirements

@Goz3rr partially

it's just pin mapping

people found that many z1/270 board with strong vrm could handle it

even h110 can handle i3 quad and i5 hexa without OC

aaaaAAA

i just wasted hours only to find i missed 1 line of code

fucking finally it works

Lmao have you all heard about what happened in Overwatch League now?

I swear it’s so much drama in that mess and its great

Boston Uprisings main DPS got terminated because of several pedo alligations

Omegalul

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man how do for loops work

Are you drunk?

OW a shit lmao

OWL even more so

it was never supposed to be an esport

also this is apparently racist

because OW community

Explain please

TriHard7

One member of the Overwatch league used this (TriHard7) to greet someone in chat

@bentech what about for loops

and it happened at the same time when a black streamer was streaming I think?

still upset, xQc fan btw

and RUHROH now ur racist

Link them to the glink vid

BibleThump

When an Asian posted racist meme no action was taken

And when that streamer said about it

and I think Blizzard took it upon themselves to ban the guy who used it (xQc) from the OW league

He "donated to charity so it was ok"

no @Julian

Dallas Fuel dropped him

not OWL

ah my b

but Blizzard issued the first bans and fines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwM7qn9SUuA

Didn't owl fine his ass twice though

One time for $2k and one time for $4k

yep

and that coach that posted that hiroshima meme

xQc was 100% targeted other players said pretty much the same like taimou and the asian dude that flashed the finger live they only got a fine to pay
And the retarded coach that posted a hiroshima meme
The dude took it upon himself to give money to a charity as a form of "punishment" lmao i didnt know people could just punish themselves
Ill kill someone and instead of going to jail
I just wont leave my house for a while

Also how he broke the contract because of barefoot lmao

It's retarded but so is blizzard and everyone involved in it on serious note

Ow is only good for porn not sure why this game is pushed to be something it can't be

I enjoy watching OWL tho

seeing the strats people come up with and stuff