bc college

initial plan was a cheap ass 200 notebook for classes and a fully specced out desktop in dorm for me to remote into when i need it and use the notebook for class

/portable

but due to cost constraints ima have to just set up peripherals

bitch to lug around but who needs battery life amirite

post keyboard @Deleted User

If you're doing something technical forget a laptop and just bring pen and paper

saves a lot of weight

yes i like to render my 3d models by flipnotes how did u know

Almonds status : activated

fuck, I could jew it to make pubg nearly free

nice

I drank half a botltle of vodka

Lightweight

@Shrimpf saw A Quiet Place btw

Went to the movies spontaneously and it was the best choice from the 5 last ones they were showing because late at night

There was Ready Player One too but 4chan told me to never show my powerlevel

@Shrimpf Now drink the other half

Im also smoking weed

So I cant drink too much

Get wasted you slut <:honkhonk:381867737443467268>

I am

I can barely stand

Smoking weed

Which makes it even worse

and here we see a well intergrated French immigrant

I'm proud of you son

Thanks fam

Cheese and clogs

And Corrie Konings

@Turbo Where are you

@Shrimp#2492 get a pax or chink substitute

am super sensitive to weed

way less smell, way more direct

also doesnt make you cough like an asthmatic with a rejected lung transplant

>doing drugs

doing lame work

that's it

weeds better than booze so

:C

Hopefully it wont be too lame

Weed is much better

first three times i smoked i got greened out

at which point I realized that i am just hypersensitive to that shit

i can get baked off of literally an 8th of a gram or two hits of a blunt

so hey

its super cheap for me

Don't smoke too much, not good for your brain

btw

https://twitter.com/tmobileat/status/982602267655397376 SAGA CONTINUES

I miss something?

https://twitter.com/c_pellegrino/status/981409466242486272 this

>do you dp x

No we dont do y

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

so yeah internet had a fucking field day with kathes comments

lets say "challenge accepted"

(needless to say that it was _sht_ security )

lmao plaintext storage?

wouldnt t mobiles account infrastructure be enterprise-grade and standardized?

why does austria have different policy/customer database software than the rest of the corporation?

>wouldn't x be y

Lol no
And this is probably the tip of the shitberg

Or t mobile dowsnt really have a presence in austria and just use third party monkeys

MUH WEED!!!

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Oh Windatica is the official owner <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

@BIRDzone is a jealous slut

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

@Shrimpf I'm not jealous I don't like weedbros

yes I smoke WEED XDDDDDDD

I have a condition

Sorry im not perfect 4you

😰

Same here, I microdose weed to help with pain

^^^^

CBD oil and weed

Weed being cheaper

And more effective

CBD being easier to find for me

Same

Im Dutch

@BIRDzone I'M SMOKING WEED DUDE IT'S A PLANT

HOW CAN IT BE BAD DUDE MY MOM SAID VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR ME

I'm 'murican so...yea...war on drugs and all

Literally no one cares about weed anymore

Moderation tbh

Except jobs where not knowing how high someone is right at that moment is a problem

>crack in my glass carboy

<:kms:327934280619655179>

Serves me right for falling fir the glass jew

Considering my back is broken, weed is a better idea than opiates

I also cant really drink

Im regretting it hard now

Drinking is overrated

But weed works

I can do that no problem

Wine tastes like cough syrup

I think im gonna throw up

Im in toilet for 20 mins

@Lefteris rub your tummy while suckling from a waterbottle with a hole in the cap

Srsly?

Upload it

Not really, some peopme say it helps

Just drink small amounts of water like a normal person

The pain comes and goes

I did drink

Okay, but did you di it through a simulated teat?

It got worse tho i think

Idk

What happened

I didnt eat drink anything bad

Just barf,

Unless they went bad

Dont force yourself but dont fight it too hard

I didnt even eat much heck

Then what did you do

No idea

Probably ate something yestwrday or a couple days ago that was off

Welcome to IBS

Or came into contact with fikthy people germs

*Bottom lips at you"

@Shrimpf >implying his stronk Macedonian stomach would fall to such a meme

Shoo shoo

I though he

Oh I see

😂

Macedonian rapebaby

Its annoying tho

Ddds

F8shhdfheu

You have IBS now

@Lefteris it'll clear up in a couple hours probably. Or get worse

I am not a doctor or a preist

Diarrhea or puke

Or both

Both ends

I tried pooping

Yeah then your body is trying to get rid of something

Twice

I also pooped today

I'll read you your last rites!

Once the diarrhea starts

Im sure its not poop pain

Take two imodium

I have had diarrhea

Didnt hit the colon yet, I'd recommend barfing to purge the bad humors

Take imodium

Immodium is dildos if you're puking too

You'll just throw it back up

I could force puke but im scared to do it

Ginget

Mint

Fennel

Im gonna try jumping up and down

Don't force puking, you'll damage something.

Why are you coming gere for medical advice

Im not asking for advice

Just shove your fingers down

Im just bored

Okay

My mom nurse sleeping

Omegalul

<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

Be a slut

Wut

Suck on your fingers

Im not gonna fuck brad so im not in a hurry

👉 <:benis:239668961011040257>

👉 👅

I guess im gonna be like this until j digest everythibg

Sigh

Stomach please work fast

That reminds me of the time I was in the nurses office for a cut up knee but the bathroom was being taken up by a kid crying because the nurse wouldnt hold his hand

But did the nurse hold his hand in the end though

Because he sounds like he's got a pro strat

I have no idea, I just grabbed a bunc of bandages and rinsed it off in the main bathroom

I imagine she did tho, or called his mom at least

What a lad

I passed another wave

Good job

Im proud of you

Stillalive

>looking for a portal quote
>apparently there's an entire part of youtube with people sayong congratulations

This is weird and I dont like it

My view

Soon its gonna be 1 hour since i went in

Need to get a stool and start squatting

Tbh my blood cuts when im poopjng sometimes

To my lefs i mean

My parent have a pooping stool and its actually pretty comfy

how is weed hard to find

its errywhere here

>how is weed harder to find than a shithole south american country
Its a mystery.

im not in guatemala anymore faggot

i got back to los estados unidos a couple weeks ago

and the weed here is way better

actually not mid

gassed up shawty

And he never said its hard to find

socket programming is kinda like magic

Everything you dont understand is magic until it becomes your problem

>DJI drone for NZD$200

https://www.pbtech.co.nz/product/TOYDJI1000/DJI-Tello-Toy-Drone-With-720HD-Video-Camera-Powere?qr=banner_topindex_new_4983

is it worth it?

nah thats a shite drone

build ur own

i reccomend the dji 450

chassis is the pd board

way less wires

>build your own drone

>not even using a 2.5+ Kw motor

Why even bother

>helping dad out with his business

>might have to stay in new york forever because he is planning on buying a house here

fuck this place so much, nyc is a fucking cancer and he can't do everything himself anymore

Be a big boy and move out then

>leave dad with mortgage and half of a business

He makes enough to pay rent and everything but not much else if he has to pay someone else.

NYC is a big enough place to be okay

I hate it, I hate the shitty people, I hate the craped streets, I hate the fine layer of black soot that gets everywhere, I hate everything being overpriced

I supposed I exaggerated forever but five to ten years is going to eat at me.

jew york

Jews went to Florida, everyone else is stuck there

Fuck it's been a long day I want to go home

How far do you guys work from home?

I have an hour and 45 minute drive to and from work

So it feels like I'm at work for fucking ever

25 min to 2 hours

1h45? That's pretty fucky, my man.

Traffic is hell, would prefer consistant 1.5 hours to rolling the dice

@TCxUFATIME my new workplace is 6 minutes away from me by walk

Or one city bus station (2 minutes)

But the bus comes every 7 minutes, so it's sometimes not worth waiting

I'd like to get an electric motorbike

But the prices...

They're like 400 bucks down in chinatown