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bc college
initial plan was a cheap ass 200 notebook for classes and a fully specced out desktop in dorm for me to remote into when i need it and use the notebook for class
/portable
but due to cost constraints ima have to just set up peripherals
bitch to lug around but who needs battery life amirite
post keyboard @Deleted User
If you're doing something technical forget a laptop and just bring pen and paper
saves a lot of weight
yes i like to render my 3d models by flipnotes how did u know
Almonds status : activated
fuck, I could jew it to make pubg nearly free
nice
I drank half a botltle of vodka
Lightweight
Went to the movies spontaneously and it was the best choice from the 5 last ones they were showing because late at night
There was Ready Player One too but 4chan told me to never show my powerlevel
Im also smoking weed
So I cant drink too much
Get wasted you slut <:honkhonk:381867737443467268>
I am
I can barely stand
Smoking weed
Which makes it even worse
and here we see a well intergrated French immigrant
I'm proud of you son
Thanks fam
Cheese and clogs
And Corrie Konings
@Shrimp#2492 get a pax or chink substitute
am super sensitive to weed
way less smell, way more direct
also doesnt make you cough like an asthmatic with a rejected lung transplant
>doing drugs
doing lame work
that's it
weeds better than booze so
:C
Hopefully it wont be too lame
Weed is much better
first three times i smoked i got greened out
at which point I realized that i am just hypersensitive to that shit
i can get baked off of literally an 8th of a gram or two hits of a blunt
so hey
its super cheap for me
Don't smoke too much, not good for your brain
btw
https://twitter.com/tmobileat/status/982602267655397376 SAGA CONTINUES
I miss something?
>do you dp x
No we dont do y
<:thvnk:332928260004642827>
so yeah internet had a fucking field day with kathes comments
lets say "challenge accepted"
(needless to say that it was _sht_ security )
lmao plaintext storage?
wouldnt t mobiles account infrastructure be enterprise-grade and standardized?
why does austria have different policy/customer database software than the rest of the corporation?
>wouldn't x be y
Lol no
And this is probably the tip of the shitberg
Or t mobile dowsnt really have a presence in austria and just use third party monkeys
MUH WEED!!!
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yes I smoke WEED XDDDDDDD
I have a condition
Sorry im not perfect 4you
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Same here, I microdose weed to help with pain
^^^^
CBD oil and weed
Weed being cheaper
And more effective
CBD being easier to find for me
Same
Im Dutch
HOW CAN IT BE BAD DUDE MY MOM SAID VEGETABLES ARE GOOD FOR ME
I'm 'murican so...yea...war on drugs and all
Literally no one cares about weed anymore
Moderation tbh
Except jobs where not knowing how high someone is right at that moment is a problem
>crack in my glass carboy
<:kms:327934280619655179>
Serves me right for falling fir the glass jew
Considering my back is broken, weed is a better idea than opiates
I also cant really drink
Im regretting it hard now
Drinking is overrated
But weed works
I can do that no problem
Wine tastes like cough syrup
I think im gonna throw up
Im in toilet for 20 mins
@Lefteris rub your tummy while suckling from a waterbottle with a hole in the cap
Srsly?
Upload it
Not really, some peopme say it helps
Just drink small amounts of water like a normal person
The pain comes and goes
I did drink
Okay, but did you di it through a simulated teat?
It got worse tho i think
Idk
What happened
I didnt eat drink anything bad
Just barf,
Unless they went bad
Dont force yourself but dont fight it too hard
I didnt even eat much heck
Then what did you do
No idea
Probably ate something yestwrday or a couple days ago that was off
Welcome to IBS
Or came into contact with fikthy people germs
*Bottom lips at you"
@Shrimpf >implying his stronk Macedonian stomach would fall to such a meme
Shoo shoo
I though he
Oh I see
๐
Macedonian rapebaby
Its annoying tho
Ddds
F8shhdfheu
You have IBS now
I am not a doctor or a preist
Diarrhea or puke
Or both
Both ends
I tried pooping
Yeah then your body is trying to get rid of something
Twice
I also pooped today
I'll read you your last rites!
Once the diarrhea starts
Im sure its not poop pain
Take two imodium
I have had diarrhea
Didnt hit the colon yet, I'd recommend barfing to purge the bad humors
Take imodium
Immodium is dildos if you're puking too
You'll just throw it back up
I could force puke but im scared to do it
Ginget
Mint
Fennel
Im gonna try jumping up and down
Don't force puking, you'll damage something.
Why are you coming gere for medical advice
Im not asking for advice
Just shove your fingers down
Im just bored
Okay
My mom nurse sleeping
Omegalul
<:pepestressed:327933525124841482>
Be a slut
Wut
Suck on your fingers
Im not gonna fuck brad so im not in a hurry
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I guess im gonna be like this until j digest everythibg
Sigh
Stomach please work fast
That reminds me of the time I was in the nurses office for a cut up knee but the bathroom was being taken up by a kid crying because the nurse wouldnt hold his hand
But did the nurse hold his hand in the end though
Because he sounds like he's got a pro strat
I have no idea, I just grabbed a bunc of bandages and rinsed it off in the main bathroom
I imagine she did tho, or called his mom at least
What a lad
I passed another wave
Good job
Im proud of you
Stillalive
>looking for a portal quote
>apparently there's an entire part of youtube with people sayong congratulations
This is weird and I dont like it
My view
Soon its gonna be 1 hour since i went in
Need to get a stool and start squatting
Tbh my blood cuts when im poopjng sometimes
To my lefs i mean
My parent have a pooping stool and its actually pretty comfy
how is weed hard to find
its errywhere here
>how is weed harder to find than a shithole south american country
Its a mystery.
im not in guatemala anymore faggot
i got back to los estados unidos a couple weeks ago
and the weed here is way better
actually not mid
gassed up shawty
And he never said its hard to find
socket programming is kinda like magic
Everything you dont understand is magic until it becomes your problem
>DJI drone for NZD$200
is it worth it?
nah thats a shite drone
build ur own
i reccomend the dji 450
chassis is the pd board
way less wires
>build your own drone
>not even using a 2.5+ Kw motor
Why even bother
>helping dad out with his business
>might have to stay in new york forever because he is planning on buying a house here
fuck this place so much, nyc is a fucking cancer and he can't do everything himself anymore
Be a big boy and move out then
>leave dad with mortgage and half of a business
He makes enough to pay rent and everything but not much else if he has to pay someone else.
NYC is a big enough place to be okay
I hate it, I hate the shitty people, I hate the craped streets, I hate the fine layer of black soot that gets everywhere, I hate everything being overpriced
I supposed I exaggerated forever but five to ten years is going to eat at me.
jew york
Jews went to Florida, everyone else is stuck there
Fuck it's been a long day I want to go home
How far do you guys work from home?
I have an hour and 45 minute drive to and from work
So it feels like I'm at work for fucking ever
25 min to 2 hours
1h45? That's pretty fucky, my man.
Traffic is hell, would prefer consistant 1.5 hours to rolling the dice
@TCxUFATIME my new workplace is 6 minutes away from me by walk
Or one city bus station (2 minutes)
But the bus comes every 7 minutes, so it's sometimes not worth waiting
I'd like to get an electric motorbike
But the prices...
They're like 400 bucks down in chinatown
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