@BIRDzone are you in poland?

@Julian yos

damn

theres an amazfit coupon but no poland

Woooooo

Just went from 143 to ~300 people that hate me

what did you do

Called a server owner hypocritical childish piece of human garbage

(was head admin)

GJ

was it an OW porn server desu

Nah

So that’s 2 server groups that hate me now

Poggers

@Julian cri

i won where's Waldo game

out of curiosity : give us short version what happened

i gotta find the rest of guys tho

@Jobplane

@Jobplane did u get bann

First server or second

**@someone** (∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. o ･ ｡ﾟ ***(Freyr)*** is gay

@Stickmakerman good try

also it doesn't actually ping them

Basically the first one the Owner was rather abusive on his Ark and PCE server and me and some friends stood up against him and it sparked alot of drama. Now whenever anyone in that server says “gurth” they’ll be banned lmao. We started saying Gurth to annoy him and now he’s completely paranoid

He’s locked down his server

So when you join you need to DM him with proof of who you are before you can speak

what a child

I think I’ve joined his server around 5 times and just spammed gurth

Then the other server

Is a 40+ yr old dude

what does gurth mean

Who’s got pedo allegations on him, (dated a 14 yr old and a 16 yr old)

christ

Absolutely nothing

That’s the funniest part

what a fucking retard

<:sheriffcarat:426933187407642624>

Earlier today that 40yr old went on my server and spammed like 5000+ messages of just @.someone

wew

So I muted him and he started crying about it and threatening to ban me

Like WutFace

<:lul:391749213429694465>

Oh I forgot to say

He’s left *my* server 5 times because of his own made up drama

where the fuck people find these communities

Dinosaur games

is there community search site with some "human trash factor " sorting what i dont know of

I thought that shit only happened in secondlife

I play this indie Dinosaur game with a small community so 300 people is pretty much half of the community lmao

@BIRDzone good one

:D

old pedos who are pretty much mental

Have you seen pornhub

I wanted to jack it yesterday but

HornHub

yeah saw that linked to other channel

had to visit to see the lulz .. its pretty well done on top of that

hornhub

good shit

Yeah

Gave a good giggle

@porco its weird cause peep seems to keep the lead

I wonder if pornhub is serious about becoming a SFW video host. They are probably the only ones with opitimization experiance and money

A fucker stole my mom brand new iphone 8+, I tracked it from my place to help her and the cunt obviously turn it off so its untraceable from now on

@Brokenman <:cuck:392633402844643330>

I keked a bit

Why Apple is letting people to turn off lost mode phones

Also why Tyrones and Jamals keep stealing iPhones, they are bricks

Activation lock is secure to an autistic level

Your mom has an IMEI number. Give that to apple, and they'll legit brick the phone. It won't be able to get service, ever.

Yeah, she is going to the cops this evening and I'll do that tomorrow, I give a little time to the jerk to eventually boot the phone

Is it technically possible to keep a really low battery usage thing to turn on a phone from another device, that could save so much situations like this

sadly the are tools for apple stuff too ... tho no average nignog has access to such toys

not even i ;_;

@Brokenman >wanting the NSA to be able to turn your phone on without your consent

<:cuck:392633402844643330>

There is not after the 5s, I studied the thing chinks got in hand and appart changing litteraly every important chip on the mobo you can't do nothing

5s are the last thing nigs can unlock fearly easy cause virtually changing the serial of the phone can be done by flashing and resoldering a new nand

there is couple of vulnerabilities and basekind when it comes to Fingerprint reader and stuff.. but they are simple not worth it as apparently there is option to somehow just copy the data in clean format

There is also a huge vulnerability in iOS 11.0

but said security researches have never published stuff officialy only reported to apple

But my moms phone is on 11.2.6 so Jamals is fucked

Yeah cia and isreal secret services got things

but yeah no average sandnigger can touch them

👀

Um that's racist, sweetie

ummm .. who cares ?

Um wow

It's 2018

funny to see tho when those goverment and research facility hacks are leaked to average joes

Also why all the hood arabs keep saying they can unlock phones cause that is been impossible to the average nigs for year

then it will be fun

Even android phones are replicating an activation lock now

tho activation lock currently is easy to bypass at least on 7.1

So in conclusion my mom lost 900€ today, and learn a good lesson about don't calling me and waste time remembering her icloud account for me to track it

and what i have heard its no different from oreos one

Cause those minutes could have been helpfull

And she learned that using zip pockets is usefull

<:cuck:392633402844643330>

tho who the fuck buys 1k phone anyway

my parents

if you aint using it professionaly there is zero use

@johnfrum#8811 they probably would be pretty good at it. I can imagine that YouTube has at most double the traffic of pornhub, they could scale that easily

to be fair her phone is her normie internet machine

she don't use a computer at all

neither a tablet

thats why the plus version

still 900euros worth of the hardware is wasted on pure internet use

(Well technicaly the hardware in it costs iirc around 400~ but the logo and other stuff is the rest

€150 phone, €150 tablet. Functionality = more than doubled. Price = super slashed.

^usualy this

even with 250 phone and 250 tablet

Im drinking rakija

What's the actual use case of a tablet?

I never understood that

tool/reader/browsing plantform

and writing tool for some

yeah that's the phone

Writing on a tablet is a pain

she only want one device and is totally retarded so she need a closed operating system

Tool / reader / Browser = phone

id prefer do heavy browsing with tablet instead of my phone

specialy multitasking on split screen

also when using stulys tablet is superior for note taking

for tools i can crunch more excel/console data from tablet screen

than phones

while using other tools

but sadly i dont have tablet anymore sooo~

Put yourself in place of a normie average fairly wealthy wamen like my mother

@porco Use case? Same as a phone. But the screen is bigger, which usually means you can fit more info, more conveniently.

They youd want an iphone 8+ to do normie things on the couch

phone/tablet combined

or someone to teach her to be smart

but yeah .. people are weird and most of them are idiots (Even here like me) soo~

I tried to teach her things (like how to not act retarded if one day someone stole her phone, that she didn't do), and that the furthest I came so far

But that's the laptop use case

Maybe I'm just not the target audience

But a tablet sounds a lot like redundancy

tablet is Extra goodness for me... and for some its laptop replacement as the mental step is lower to press simple on button

Even after years of using a desktop web browser she keeps closing it before searching a new thing, and still don't know the existence of tabs

than get laptop and start working

convenience ~

I wanted to get myself the 11" ideapad for comfy internet usage but the 1366 x 768 sucks too much

And all laptops with better screens are hybrid tablet / laptops with unusable keyboards

So sad that netbooks died

I have myself an iPad Air laying around on my pile of free apple devices I gathered (broken or unused by F&F) with the years and I can't find any use for it

gdp pocket @porco i have my aim at it

still wondering if i _neeeeed_ it

When I am at home I am on my pc and when I am not I am on my laptop or my phone

but it would be next step from my N10

when I'm at home, I'm on my pc

when I'm not I'm interacting with other people because I'm not a social recluse

Yes I thought about that, too. Especially since I can have it roughly half price

@Matthew <:pepestressed:327933525124841482>

But people say the battery dies after 3 hours

afaik on linux its way better batterylife

I will be able to play around with it at my new workplace

So if you can wait another 4 months, I'll make a super detailed review

>tfw team choco is in 4th position and peep keeps winning and have better memes

There was a great chocolate girl thread on /k/

that's good enough for me

Rally Vincent is bae

what team are you matthew ?

I'm team phoneposter

lemme check on my PC real quick

Team Mini?

Post on a thread then reload an reach for your post

they you'll know

Team mini is my second favorite after obviously my own team

glorious choconiggas

http://boards.4chan.org/k/thread/37386795

i found it yeah

its great

What the fuck even are Minis

@Brokenman can tracking be turned off when you have a screen lock? <:GWchadMEGATHINK:366999806343774218>

on ios ? ... depend on skill

general answer you are looking for is = good luck trying to bypass update screenlok on ios

more accurate answer is = if its out of date or nignog has some very nice friends... it can be done

Yeah this : if its out of date on the right version some things can be done

if not the nignog or jamal can't do nothing

except flex on his homies with a rose gold iphone

@BIRDzone https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/254080654046658560/425103609076776960/unknown.png

Ripe boys

i want a budgie so bad

why a budgie?

get a green cheek conure

they're quiet and cuddly

>tfw in an Irish pub
>tfw toilet is only urinals
>tfw need to shit really badly

floor.jpg

Go to girls one :^)

inb4 you have to be a pussy to take a shit

that must be against some health code or someshit

or is this about 3rd world country ?

Maybe they assume you only have liquid shits fter corned beef and cabbage

And beer

Restaurants must have full toilets in Switzerland, bars and pubs are at the discretion of the owner

Even a single gender neutral toilet is allowed

They call them bisexuals

The distinction is according to the amount of seats and the drink/food ratio of the menu

thats quite bullshit rules

wtf switzerland

I mean, it makes sense for smaller businesses

i understand if its kiosk or some shit that it should not have "forced" wc for customers

but imho any "indoors" restaurant/bar should have at least one

Well I just took a dump in the women's toilet

Problem solved

GJ

It's not like I had a choice

But yes, it's a bullshit rule

In the EU, everything that has seats, must have toilets and they must be accessible to handicapped peoppe

Which is sometimes a problem for bars or such

other option is to buy 1L or larger glass of beer

Kek

drink it and leave the present on wc floor

:D

finding glass full of human shit from restroom would be quite eye-opening stuff for the staff probly

or you could just go and maybe tell that to the manager

instead of making some wagecuck clean your glass full of shit

ofc

but last resorts you know

>tfw six cases of beer at my doorstep
>its empty bottles my uncle dropped off

`"What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge lawsuits?"

"No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to."`

@Matthew https://www.facebook.com/hecklerandkoch/posts/1930081343699809 kraut space magic going to a whole new level

hopefully not an april fools joke

H&K has always been the most cancerous social media gun companies

Can I die instead?

ah yes stolen art the meme

the best thing about that is that the ads are personalised and based on what you browse

@why am I 𝓐𝓛𝓘𝓥𝓔 I'll Buy it

hello

where am i needed

https://media.giphy.com/media/xWefgd65IVzdjRnTF3/giphy.gif

when u simrace after a long time

@Lefteris white dc skate shoes for 14.40 euros, yay or nay?

yay

ofc

which ones

send them to me friend

even if they are rad pink

https://lt.sportsdirect.com/dc-shoes-flash2-skate-shoes-242601?colcode=24260101

friend

buy me

what

also if I get them kinda dirty I can always easily colour them with a sharpie or some cloth paint

but Im kinda saving up for proper shoes for the summer 😦

i wonder if 42 number fits me

let me see

ok it does