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fair enough
A Nintendo switch would be more exciting than a fucking network switch.
Tbh no.
Also
>chink switch
@Sdeck37 I got fired for saying that Terry A. Davis did impressive work
Better than the Jap switch.
@porco Supermicro job when?
I'm honestly surprised to hear that anyone knows Terry to begin with.
They googled him
And found his quotes
I bet that chink switch dosent break up colision domains
Tomorrow when I go pick up my stuff I'll tell everyone that they glow in the dark
And is probably a normal hub rofl
They googled someone you casually mentioned?
No the developers knew him
That's why we talked about him
Kek
They were upset and mentioned it to HR
Proper anons united
Lol wtf
Wait
Normies know Terry?!
They weren't proper anons
You can fire someone for such a bs reason?
The developers ratted me out
It's Switzerland, they can fire you for nothing, especially foreigners
Yes they don't need a reason
That's quite a shame though
depressing though
but let me tell you something
Now I booked my Taiwan holiday last week so that's going to be a little fucked since I'll be in probation period of my new job at that time
who the fuck Terry A. Davis
there must have been other reasons as well
temple guy?
also
>xbox
nobody fires a good programmer over this shit
Lefti, yes
or i mean, just this shit
u got fired for that shit?
wtf
go beat them up
It's not like they're going to tell me
fuck hr, fuck that culture
whats h
r
did you sign anything ? you should have at least asked for a few salaries more and namedropped a lawyer
My peer feedback was "social skills 1/5, technical skills 5/5" for the past 4 years
And I got a few warnings historically
Because of that
Like
I like HR here, basically everyone ignores them.
(I fear going business and handling the infamous kind of HR tbh)
"please smile sometimes when we have clients in house"
So I guess that might have had impact
But I'm a developer so...
Did you forget to siez? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>
No, I try not to talk too much at work because my German is sometimes funny
I usually rather stfu unless I'm explicitly asked or with English speaking coworkers
As long as you don't sound like a turk, your German will be fine.
More like that
you gotta fit the team culture dude :^)
I didn't tell my chink yet
I'll tell her tomorrow when I'm less upset about it
So I can act more calm
@porco Where did you work? Country, I mean
Switzerland, 4 years now
@porco Jesus fuck
Fuck the "gotto smile for the customers thing"
Reminds me of the walmart indoctrination
Or was it target
I can upload my peer feedback document about my social skills tomorrow after I remove names
It's basically just a collection of HR buzzwords
My word, that was gold
What?
I'd talk to you all the time porco
You meant that the fact he created templeos was impressive, yes?
Trappatoni speech
I literally said "I admire that he wrote a C dialect, a compiler for it and an operating system besides his mental health"
When I first read what you said I thought it's some school shooter or some shit
But this guy really did impressive work
Must've angered the wrong person with your non-smileyness, mate
Aber du mussen auch die Fans uberzeugen <:thvnk:332928260004642827>
And the first answer that I got for it was "How can you say that? He's a horrible racist"
Ich verstehe nicht deine sprechen
Bitte keine Nazi sprechen danke
Then I said "he's a sick man. I simply admire him for his technical work"
And then the shitstorm began
And yes, please keep it english here
Sapa, you don't know Terry?
How did you get onto this server?
I knew templeos, not it's author
Yes this is the /terry fanclub discord/
We are all nazis
I'm a technical guy, y'know, hacking your motherboard and writing code into your cpu cooler
From work
Some wanky US company?
Yes
Well no shit. From work? My goodness. <:chink:323022148870602752>
Imagine that.
Actually a UK company
You don't have a union that do anything about it?
I can tell now since I don't work there anymore
But if a union saved him he'd still be ostracized for "appreciating a racist" or some dumb shit
Big company or more like middle to small scale?
Deloitte
But yeah it's not a big loss, I'll find something else
*Deloitte erbringt Dienstleistungen in den Bereichen Wirtschaftsprรผfung, Steuerberatung, Corporate Finance und Consulting fรผr Unternehmen und Institutionen aus allen Wirtschaftszweigen.*
Maybe better you left there
Yes please keep it english
reeee
Well somebody thought of everything
The English results are just bs what a great company they are
Yes just a huge buzzword collection
so how about you translate whatever the fuck you copied from google
Come work for us! Progress, synthesis, prosper, family, profits!
SYNERGY
BITCONNNEEEEECT
Deloitte provides audit, tax, corporate finance and consulting services to companies and institutions across all industries.
I wonder if there's a English => HR Corpo Bullshit translator
nois
"we make power point presentations and get money for it"
I translated it to English
@Julian Deloitte offers services in the fields of economical review, tax consultation, corporate finance and company consulting for companies and institutions of all types.
Porco, that's even worse than I expected, what were you doing all day then?
You don't sound like an excel nerd
I don't want to go too much into details. It was a company fully owned by them that acted under another name
Because it was an investment and they didn't want to risk their name if that went wrong
I don't want to be doxed so I can't tell too much
arent deloitte a pretty big company
Yes
But that department wasn't
That's ok
But software development
It was more like "weren't you a programmer?" kind of question
But the last year I was 70 % software developer and 30 % scrum master
>scrum master
talking about buzzwords eh
AGILE
LEAN
<:pepewot:327934404234313739> master
STAND UP
WATERFALL
SPRINT
SMART GOALS
Come on scrum isn't that bad
shut up scrumscum
Just some people are too autistic about it
There are advantages and disadvantages of both scrum and the other way
Yes exactly
Scrum nazis suck
Scrumscum <:umaru:232470184445607937>
From my knowledge there is no one size fits all when it comes to software development
no it's not bad. It's just one of many different styles of management that basically boil down to "give positive reinforcement, listen to your employees and do somethign with their feedback"
Scrum works if the project is not very complex / technical and when you have a lot of non technical stakeholders to please
So you make only client testable user stories
For example
Isn't Scrum basically when you want something ASAP
In a tech start up, that would be bullshit
And the other when you want something that holds a quality is more complex
Please elaborate
>Java <:thonk:288060975775612929>
remind me please, what types of video file formats are discord friendly and allowed here
webms ? mp4s ?
From what I've seen Java is here to stay for now
Since every job listing I found recently was boiling down to either Java or PHP+JS+HTML or just JS
@Brokenman none, upload them on a streaming site
my good friend sandeep taught me all the agile secrets to be successful developer
(iirc)
The PHP jobs are mostly symfony
Yeah most were citing "if you know any frameworks, that's a plus"
I'm considering to apply for a. NET position
But damn I just want something not cancerous to work with ๐
I kinda liked C# but then I would have to fight pajeets for work
if you're fighting pajeets for jobs you're doing it wrong
The Swiss railways has a C# job listing
Good fucking gods. That wife in Halt and Catch fire... her mole grows bigger and bigger in each episode.
Excuse me while I empty my bowels on a nearby street that has been appointed as a friendly gathering of emptying bowels movement
2030, mark my words
powered by poo, runs like poo
screenshot it if you like
2020, year of the poo
there, don't wanna get sued by apple now
I wonder if iToilet slogan would be "Shit Different"
As you can see I have an Intel inside sticker on my toilet
@Brokenman use streamable
is breddy gud
That makes it IoT
Internet of Toilets
But does it have a smartphone app
This one is cool
How else will I track my time spent on toilet <:thonkang:327933449597878312>
this is pretty much the future tbh
Why did you post a picture from the Red Apple
>vr lego adds
I am in
this is cool stuff
notify me when they introduce virtual anime tiddies
with haptic feedback
fuck thats cool
I want that
+ I wear glasses 24/7 so include this in them please
pretty much
My life is done
Wait a sec ain't that japanese
I mean if we are talking virtual girlfriends and sex then of course Japan would be pioneers in that department
yes it is japanese
filename
illusion makes porn games
Yeah I guessed by illusion
Koikatsu or whatever the fuck it's called when
And more importantly, english version when
Tho if sometime in the future there would be technology for it, and you purchase it and open it
Just to witness moonrunes
That'd be kinda difficult and boner killing
Better yet when can we finally jail people for taking wizardry too far?
Only the webms were the dude toys around with it and acts in cliches something
Like flips the skirt and then moves away
not the vr one
they're making some sort of ar thing
i think with phone
wait AR? wat
yeah
that vid was shot on iphon
ecool stuff
Cool maybe but from that PV it looks uncanny as fuck
ye
Though this seems like just natural evolution seeing as they already have those waifu apps
With alarm clocks and what not
0:55 I recognise that pose
This is the closests thing to suicide m
<:GWfroggyZoomeyes:400751131115913217>
im happy illusion is releasing ther stuff in the west now at lesat
inb4 another rapelay
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