fair enough

A Nintendo switch would be more exciting than a fucking network switch.

Tbh no.

Also
>chink switch

@Sdeck37 I got fired for saying that Terry A. Davis did impressive work

Better than the Jap switch.

@porco Supermicro job when?
I'm honestly surprised to hear that anyone knows Terry to begin with.

They googled him

And found his quotes

I bet that chink switch dosent break up colision domains

Tomorrow when I go pick up my stuff I'll tell everyone that they glow in the dark

And is probably a normal hub rofl

They googled someone you casually mentioned?

No the developers knew him

That's why we talked about him

Kek

They were upset and mentioned it to HR

Proper anons united

Lol wtf

Wait

Normies know Terry?!

They weren't proper anons

You can fire someone for such a bs reason?

The developers ratted me out

It's Switzerland, they can fire you for nothing, especially foreigners

Yes they don't need a reason

That's quite a shame though

depressing though

but let me tell you something

Now I booked my Taiwan holiday last week so that's going to be a little fucked since I'll be in probation period of my new job at that time

who the fuck Terry A. Davis

there must have been other reasons as well

like I care @Phatique just need to not have WiFi on xbox

temple guy?

also

>xbox

nobody fires a good programmer over this shit

Yes I agree, but I'll never know what @Turbo

Lefti, yes

or i mean, just this shit

u got fired for that shit?

wtf

go beat them up

It's not like they're going to tell me

fuck hr, fuck that culture

whats h

r

did you sign anything ? you should have at least asked for a few salaries more and namedropped a lawyer

My peer feedback was "social skills 1/5, technical skills 5/5" for the past 4 years

And I got a few warnings historically

@Lefteris human resources

Because of that

Like

I like HR here, basically everyone ignores them.
(I fear going business and handling the infamous kind of HR tbh)

"please smile sometimes when we have clients in house"

So I guess that might have had impact

But I'm a developer so...

Did you forget to siez? <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

No, I try not to talk too much at work because my German is sometimes funny

I usually rather stfu unless I'm explicitly asked or with English speaking coworkers

As long as you don't sound like a turk, your German will be fine.

https://youtu.be/yU5bqG9Fx8g

More like that

you gotta fit the team culture dude :^)

I didn't tell my chink yet

I'll tell her tomorrow when I'm less upset about it

So I can act more calm

@porco Where did you work? Country, I mean

Switzerland, 4 years now

@porco Jesus fuck

Fuck the "gotto smile for the customers thing"

Reminds me of the walmart indoctrination

Or was it target

I can upload my peer feedback document about my social skills tomorrow after I remove names

It's basically just a collection of HR buzzwords

My word, that was gold

What?

I'd talk to you all the time porco

You meant that the fact he created templeos was impressive, yes?

Trappatoni speech

I literally said "I admire that he wrote a C dialect, a compiler for it and an operating system besides his mental health"

When I first read what you said I thought it's some school shooter or some shit

But this guy really did impressive work

Must've angered the wrong person with your non-smileyness, mate

Aber du mussen auch die Fans uberzeugen <:thvnk:332928260004642827>

And the first answer that I got for it was "How can you say that? He's a horrible racist"

Ich verstehe nicht deine sprechen

Bitte keine Nazi sprechen danke

Then I said "he's a sick man. I simply admire him for his technical work"

And then the shitstorm began

And yes, please keep it english here

Sapa, you don't know Terry?
How did you get onto this server?

I knew templeos, not it's author

Yes this is the /terry fanclub discord/

We are all nazis

@porco Wait, what? Fired from where?

I'm a technical guy, y'know, hacking your motherboard and writing code into your cpu cooler

From work

Some wanky US company?

Yes

Well no shit. From work? My goodness. <:chink:323022148870602752>

Imagine that.

Actually a UK company

You don't have a union that do anything about it?

I can tell now since I don't work there anymore

But if a union saved him he'd still be ostracized for "appreciating a racist" or some dumb shit

Big company or more like middle to small scale?

Deloitte

But yeah it's not a big loss, I'll find something else

*Deloitte erbringt Dienstleistungen in den Bereichen Wirtschaftsprüfung, Steuerberatung, Corporate Finance und Consulting für Unternehmen und Institutionen aus allen Wirtschaftszweigen.*

Maybe better you left there

http://prntscr.com/iv1h5e

Yes please keep it english

reeee

Well somebody thought of everything

The English results are just bs what a great company they are

Yes just a huge buzzword collection

so how about you translate whatever the fuck you copied from google

Come work for us! Progress, synthesis, prosper, family, profits!

SYNERGY

BITCONNNEEEEECT

Deloitte provides audit, tax, corporate finance and consulting services to companies and institutions across all industries.

@Julian

I wonder if there's a English => HR Corpo Bullshit translator

nois

"we make power point presentations and get money for it"

I translated it to English

@Julian Deloitte offers services in the fields of economical review, tax consultation, corporate finance and company consulting for companies and institutions of all types.

Porco, that's even worse than I expected, what were you doing all day then?

You don't sound like an excel nerd

I don't want to go too much into details. It was a company fully owned by them that acted under another name

Because it was an investment and they didn't want to risk their name if that went wrong

I don't want to be doxed so I can't tell too much

arent deloitte a pretty big company

Yes

But that department wasn't

That's ok

But software development

It was more like "weren't you a programmer?" kind of question

But the last year I was 70 % software developer and 30 % scrum master

>scrum master

talking about buzzwords eh

AGILE

LEAN

<:pepewot:327934404234313739> master

STAND UP

WATERFALL

SPRINT

SMART GOALS

Come on scrum isn't that bad

shut up scrumscum

Just some people are too autistic about it

There are advantages and disadvantages of both scrum and the other way

Yes exactly

Scrum nazis suck

Scrumscum <:umaru:232470184445607937>

From my knowledge there is no one size fits all when it comes to software development

no it's not bad. It's just one of many different styles of management that basically boil down to "give positive reinforcement, listen to your employees and do somethign with their feedback"

Scrum works if the project is not very complex / technical and when you have a lot of non technical stakeholders to please

So you make only client testable user stories

For example

Isn't Scrum basically when you want something ASAP

In a tech start up, that would be bullshit

And the other when you want something that holds a quality is more complex

Please elaborate

>Java <:thonk:288060975775612929>

remind me please, what types of video file formats are discord friendly and allowed here

webms ? mp4s ?

From what I've seen Java is here to stay for now

Since every job listing I found recently was boiling down to either Java or PHP+JS+HTML or just JS

@Brokenman none, upload them on a streaming site

my good friend sandeep taught me all the agile secrets to be successful developer

(iirc)

The PHP jobs are mostly symfony

Yeah most were citing "if you know any frameworks, that's a plus"

I'm considering to apply for a. NET position

But damn I just want something not cancerous to work with 😐

I kinda liked C# but then I would have to fight pajeets for work

if you're fighting pajeets for jobs you're doing it wrong

The Swiss railways has a C# job listing

@numale pajeets are welcome to throw any insults back

Good fucking gods. That wife in Halt and Catch fire... her mole grows bigger and bigger in each episode.

Excuse me while I empty my bowels on a nearby street that has been appointed as a friendly gathering of emptying bowels movement

2030, mark my words

powered by poo, runs like poo

screenshot it if you like

2020, year of the poo

Is that the macos slogan? @sum

there, don't wanna get sued by apple now

I wonder if iToilet slogan would be "Shit Different"

ok @Julian

As you can see I have an Intel inside sticker on my toilet

@Brokenman use streamable

is breddy gud

That makes it IoT

Internet of Toilets

But does it have a smartphone app

I grabbed a bunch of cool [wsg]s thats why @Julian

https://streamable.com/p0z85

This one is cool

How else will I track my time spent on toilet <:thonkang:327933449597878312>

https://twitter.com/GrahamAtlee/status/966722337885351936

this is pretty much the future tbh

Why did you post a picture from the Red Apple

>vr lego adds
I am in

https://twitter.com/keiichiban/status/971809788450324480

this is cool stuff

https://twitter.com/keiichiban/status/976850288949809154

notify me when they introduce virtual anime tiddies

with haptic feedback

fuck thats cool

I want that

+ I wear glasses 24/7 so include this in them please

pretty much

@sum https://d.ibtimes.co.uk/en/full/1505583/illusion-vr-virtual-reality-sex-suit.png

My life is done

Wait a sec ain't that japanese

I mean if we are talking virtual girlfriends and sex then of course Japan would be pioneers in that department

yes it is japanese

filename

illusion makes porn games

Yeah I guessed by illusion

Koikatsu or whatever the fuck it's called when

And more importantly, english version when

Tho if sometime in the future there would be technology for it, and you purchase it and open it

Just to witness moonrunes

That'd be kinda difficult and boner killing

Better yet when can we finally jail people for taking wizardry too far?

@sum youve seen the ar kanojo demo?

Only the webms were the dude toys around with it and acts in cliches something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJ9yXF3Fil8

Like flips the skirt and then moves away

not the vr one

they're making some sort of ar thing

i think with phone

wait AR? wat

yeah

that vid was shot on iphon

ecool stuff

Cool maybe but from that PV it looks uncanny as fuck

ye

Though this seems like just natural evolution seeing as they already have those waifu apps

With alarm clocks and what not

0:55 I recognise that pose

This is the closests thing to suicide m

<:GWfroggyZoomeyes:400751131115913217>

im happy illusion is releasing ther stuff in the west now at lesat

inb4 another rapelay