What is with all these weird bust measurements?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Just measure by volume like civilized people

my hand as a reference, IBM Model M for scale

oh nice

darn you are one hairy mofo

:P

Holy cowtits

Are you pajeet

no

Roughly 66 % Italian 33 % German

largest i have gotten to enjoy have been some DDs in teenage years... other than that not so much

i prefer single Ds tho

i like all sizes

but A. makes me feel like child-molester

i prefer hips anyway tho~

>caring about tits

ass tho

i only care about someone caring about meeeeeeeeeee ;;;;;;;;;;;;

i ran into a girl once with like amazingly large tits

not the /r/ratio kind of hips

but decent good hips

like hitomi tanaka size tits

nvm i dont want to die when someone turns around while she sleeps

suffocating is awfull way to go

But what a way to go

I just saw hitomi's uncensored photo yesterday

after all those years

she was assigned to be a secretary for a general, p much being living eyecandy because her tits were too large for her to actually do anything

I felt like I can finally die in peace

hitomi tanka's face though

she looks stupid

her face is meh

i cant really get off to her because her face looks so fucked up

kek

@porco Hitomi who?

hitomi tanaka

Tits to the floor. 👎

@Cole please dont make refugees touch my food and vegetables

thanks

they're touching everything else already

also you're czech bro. if you go to germany, do you go to Saxony or Bavaria?

also
>not enjoying kebab

people making kebab are not refugees generally

>wake up
>no mandatory chink shit gfs

and also they dont touch stuff in saxony, cause they re not there

lower saxony mostly

but thats not even close to czechia <:thonk:288060975775612929>

good

that's exactly why I like it there

https://youtu.be/TwFzxQjR9sU

but czech bros are the coolest neighbours we have

a-are we?

@JHWH how will i get chink shit gf????

@Cole if you ask me, yes. most often visited neighbour country for me

@fedora just be yourself

when will ali start selling girlfriends 🤔

Well that doesent seem to work 😡

@Cole i think taobao might have them

be more like @transience maybe?

Oh right

@fedora tfw shipping agent fucks your gf

Since he has qt labour society gf now

I criiii

😭

geee äffff

Geeeeee äfffffff

@JHWH I guess I'm just bored to death of czechia already

and the people here

buy guns?

I would

but I need to buy a decent car now

Geeee ääffff

skoda <:benis:239668961011040257>

I am eyeing a glock tho

doubles as a hand grenade <:benis:239668961011040257>

@Ankka how will i get ES poo geeee äfffff

??????

tbh skoda was on my radar but for that price I could have a volvo

my granny had a skoda, now she has opel 🤢

@Cole geeee äffffff

@JHWH what a downgrade

unless its a newer insignia, ew

opel adam

C H R I S T

🤢

in green, cabrio

What was her skoda

Octavia?

no the smaller one

Rapid?

Octavia RS would be sick ngl

@fedora they fucked the front lights this year

EVERY fucking time a new skoda is released, it either has good looking front lights, or shit front lights

it's like a Windows release

good/bad/good/bad

superb kombi

>smaller

why would _anyone_ go from a superb to an opel adam

she needed to drag gramps around

@JHWH s dad drives poor people porsche 🤢

😖

Disgusting

I need to find a decent used volvo

grampa lost a leg and half a foot in afghanistan

so she needed room for wheelchair

the problem is nobody sells them while they're still good

the 90ies volvos cost like 3-4k ?!

all the 90's models I could find had more than 250k km on them

80s volvo best volvo

usually way past 300k too

90s cars suck in general 🤢

I'm looking at less than 10 years old now

s60 etc

>90s cars suck in general

Not all of them

>tfw too poor to buy a year old volvo, let alone new one

But most

fuck this country

cars suck in general*

>NA Miata
>Mk 4 Supra
>Lolvo 850 Wagon
>RX-7 FD
>Ford Mondeo
>Foxbody
>Evo

>E11 Corolla

>EG Civic

@porco got your e-scooter yet? <:benis:239668961011040257>

no :(

oh my god don't remind me of the Volvo 850

>Audi A4
>Passat B4 1.9TDi

I know a guy who has a MINT one

>Golf 3

like, that thing has less than 50000 km

My point was that cars in 80s were much better and more aesthetic @spaqin

aesthetic maybe

Generaly

he drives it like 3 times a year, I'm so fucking jealous

https://cs.copart.com/v1/AUTH_svc.pdoc00001/PIX99/15620379-9272-44a9-8135-caeb00262bec.JPG
this was when car design reached its peak

can't beat RX-7 FD though

@JHWH i agree

@spaqin generaly

this millenia's cars are awful tho

newer volvos are good shut your whore mouth

@fedora this is 1993 <:thenk:329322130804047872>

I was refering to box design

240 was volvo's pinnacle already

>tfw no rotary engine

>rotary
>buying a bottle of oil each time you refuel

Which most manufacturers dropped in 90s

Fucking 90 supras went to shit design wise

rotary engines are a beautiful concept in theory

ah

the 944 clone

This was peak design for supras

You guys might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

i always mix up FCs with mk3 supras

wtf, I got an email about a package tracking earlier

and I can't for the love of god figure out what it could be

I hope someone mailed me some anthrax finally

>4 years later 🤢

targa looks funny on mk4 supras

@spaqin also in 90s manufacturers started to get rid of rwd cars 🤢

like the del sols

idk

not really

lolvo maybe

toyota didn't have a replacement for the supra though, and kept the celica line (which was always fwd)

honda had this one-off with the NSX which was manufactured til 2007? and the S2000

Chrysler had removed it completely in 1990 and GM mid 90s iirc

For example

ayyyyyyy murica

germans had nothign to do with rwd in the first place, except for BMW who kept it that way

oh yeah

nissan went to shit

no more affordable 240sx

although that car would be never affordable for me

Yea

https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=252372237&ambitCountry=DE&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&features=BLUETOOTH&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=25100&makeModelVariant1.modelId=34&maxMileage=150000&maxPrice=12000&minFirstRegistrationDate=2009-01-01&pageNumber=1&scopeId=C&action=topOfPage&top=1:1

>tfw can't have this

i just want a comfy 1.8 NA Miata from Germany with a hardtop for 3k€

but i still need to save up for that

@Julian I don't really need a built in nav system or whatever, if it can do radio + aux input, I can work with that

ye and if it doesnt have aux it shouldnt be hard to diy it

just need to make sure theres a spare button for media on the console

Just buy new radio

why not get the most aesthetic car ever build for cheap? https://suchen.mobile.de/fahrzeuge/details.html?id=251856920&ambitCountry=DE&damageUnrepaired=NO_DAMAGE_UNREPAIRED&grossPrice=true&isSearchRequest=true&makeModelVariant1.makeId=25200&makeModelVariant1.modelId=29&maxPrice=2500&pageNumber=1&scopeId=C

I bet there would be shit tons of aftermarket parts for volvo v70

esp for such a new thing

mileage 445,961 km

[screams in maintenance costs]

Pfft that's average where I live.

if i were to buy it in poland

it would be imported from germany

with odometer down to 150k

"this older german gentleman only drove it to church and back"

I could buy a 2016 Volvo V40, but then I'd be eating rocks and grass for several years

"he cried when i was driving away"

just buy a 90s japanese car

@spaqin polish car thiefs get into pursuits with the cops a lot here <:benis:239668961011040257>

not my fault

i'm too anxious to buy a car

>steal high powered german audi
>drive it through czechia
>DOBRÝ DEN it's the Policie
>crash audi because he didn't know how to drive it

about a year ago this happened every week at least

👌

seems like it was a new gang

_was_

tfw they ded

tfw they locked up

they WILL be ded once they get out of jail and the serb with a hatchet will be like "suka where's my car money"

Nothing like capitalism at it's finest

you know it

supply and demand

Amazing how an entire gang was wiped out by incompetence, polish jokes have some credibility

just buy a miata

its always the answer

i want to but i can't afford it

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

you can get a good one for 1000 euros

1) i want a stock 1.8 NA miata, preferably with a hard top

2) i need to import it as there are no 1.8 NA miatas in poland

3) after working for 9 months and eating nothing but grass and leaves i managed to save up whooping 6k€ which i need to survive now

earning national average XD

i'll be buying E11 Corolla for now sometime soon-ish

how much

1k€

lawd

why not get a civic

or anything else

but the corolla

it looks like 🤢

it's fine

https://www.olx.pl/oferta/toyota-corolla-e11-1-4-benzyna-lpg-CID5-IDpC6Pz.html#aa6d5ac518

this one's like 600€

it looks like it had an accident tho

civics drink oil like crazy supposedly

eh

maybe a bit above average, but nothing insane

https://www.olx.pl/oferta/mazda-323-CID5-IDpzcpz.html#6c9ebc2163 fuck

i like the design

but it's automatic

🤢

https://i.imgur.com/tXVrhwm.png

currently eyeing this

that a s40?

s60

volvoboi

2010, 2.0L Diesel, 127900 km

10760 euros

it's really sad when i think that my dad saved up his entire life to buy a 2005 Volvo V50

two years ago

everything _seems_ legit about this car

I'd need to see it in person though

@spaqin I'd give half my fucking organs for a great condition V70