I just realized.

thats like the worst of all boards to pick a host from

i had many chances to meet 4chan people in poolan

dipped on all of em

its just too

gay

and you need to find a place to sleep for free

if i want to get murdered, r9k would be my first address

i'd say /soc/

soc is full of normies though

r9k is full of sad, lonely poor people in dire need of another human being

Don't take advantage of sadbois

soc seems the place for psychopats and attention whores

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80% of r9k is ready to jump into a murder-suicide spree

and also actual whores

not really no

isnt there a prostituion thread up at all timnes

Almost got banned from /r/wholesomememes discord

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Did you hot patch his boipuci

nice

nah

it's like meeting a guy from a club penguin forum

normal human interaction

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don't all the murderers hang out at /r9k/

What

😂

reedited

so you bonded while reading loli manga together?

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is suicide murder

He wanted your dicc

not really if you kill the murderer first

is suicide an act of heroism

like when a redneck kills a school shoota

Only if you're Yukio Mishima

RIP

@fuckthapolice I don't think that's suicide bit self defense

whjat

you kill the guy who wants to kill you

seems self defense to me

>Suicide is self defense

But you murder the guy who wants to kill you

Its protecting youself from all the harm in the world

So it's murder

its not

kill all men

also men are often rapists, so it's better to take care of the future rapist as well

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no

it doesn't work

masturbation can be called self-rape around here

men can not be raped

end your life penis scum

haven't you heard of samogwałt my man

>self-rape

Like

yeah i have

sounds stupid

it is

like u

hahaaaa!

When you dont really feel like having a wank, but force yourself for whatever reason?

I don't think anyone under 80 calls it that

wanking violates your integrity as a man and lowers your brain capacity

fact

Used to be called self mutilation in the U.S

makes sense too

Nah, cutting the foreskin to stop it is mutilation

That explains why im so god damned dumb

that's why i was an ok student but now i feel like a total brainlet that may not finish

MIKE PENCE

fellas is it gay to touch ya dick while peeing

yes

that's why i always sit down to pee

That's why you should let someoen else hold it

Faggo

I mean, i once managed to stab myself in the eye with my thumb twice in the span of 5 minutes

do you tuck

or do you let it hang

chastity cages are too expensive

i don't touch it so no tucking

no gay 100%

Just like, put a lock on your cock

Chastity cages are stupid expensive

man im so straight i hate my dick

and cheap ones don't fit

is just a piece of plastic

i just want to cut it off and grow a pussy

Generally want things around your dick for extended periods of time to be well made

Sighhhh

no buy Chinese knockoff versions printed with plastic seams

Liking girls is also pretty gay

Like

bravo fedora

Bitches love guys and cock