very few are smart like ted

A retarded squirrel will still bit your nuts if it gets in your pants

If I become a multimillionaire, guys, I will literally drown one or two of you in chinkshit

@Matthew aint' goining to heppem

no one actually wins the lottory

it's all actors

i know someon who won $10k

but big money iss a scam

>John's talking about Squirrels
>Sandy Cheeks from Spongebob is a Squirrel
>Sandy Cheeks is from Texas
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Are you my Kazinski Matt sempai

do you have strong opions about the CIA and MKULTRA

>fatty

Yeah no.

matts more of a BTK

>googles

>this is pretty much my mental picture

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Nah, matt is a caliberlet

>Implying I'm not a John Wayne Gacy Jr.

I'm flattered, guys, really

you faggots don't even agree with most of what uncle ted preached or capable of creating a manifesto of your own

HERE IT IS

REAL DEETS HOURS

BTK used .44 bulldog

that's a real caliber

Please, Deets, educate us

he also choked people to death

IF IT DON' BEGIN IN FO' IT'S A VARMIT GUN

Who was that dude that poured acid into a little filipino twink's head to make him into a sex slave?

Real men use .22hornet 😎

Jeffery Dahmer.

Yeah but he was charming

and conventioanlly attractive

i bet johns a new HH Holmes'

"May 27: Konerak Sinthasomphone, 14. The younger brother of the boy Dahmer had assaulted in 1988. Sinthasomphone was drugged and had hydrochloric acid injected into his brain before Dahmer left the youth unattended as he left the apartment to purchase beer. When he returned, he discovered Sinthasomphone naked and disoriented in the street, with three hysterical young women attempting to assist him. When police arrived, Dahmer persuaded them he and Sinthasomphone were lovers and that the youth was simply intoxicated. When police left Sinthasomphone with Dahmer in his apartment, Dahmer again injected hydrochloric acid into Sinthasomphone's brain, and this proved fatal. His head was retained in the freezer and his body dismembered."

>tfw HH holmes chinked everyone he was partners with

>"No officer, I'm just fucking this 14 year old boy after I got him drunk, nothing to see here"

Dahmer is a really sloppy serial killer

>"All Flips have weeping holes drilled into their heads, don't be silly"

to be far jeff was a charming motherfucker

also the cops where probably homophobes

H-heh. You guys are crazy, I'm gonna have LODES OF EMONE in about an hour...

Matt if you win ill take a million and ill mail you johns hands

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DEAL.

@Pawp First of all I am a gentleman in all business dealings and second of all if I had a bitchin' house with secret passage ways and shit I would just rent it out to parties

same john

i want a REALLY complicated house with secret passages

ill never be a millionaire tho

This attention seeking cockboy, I swear

🍎 🍐 🍊 🍋

Johnfruit

There was a guy in italy that made a fucking amusement park with basic welding supplies.

I mean, I wouldn't go on it but anything is possible with enough autism and ignoring building codes

>tfw John is completely unfaized by a contract being made to lop of his hands for a million bux

I live in america building codes are kinda tough to jew my way out of

@Matthew He either bests me or I don'

t have to buy meat for a couple months

>not mailing my hands to matt and getting a million bucks

Already got way too many beans

chili time

See? a texan would never put beans into chili

How about this: If pawp has bigger hands, I'll give John 2 Million.

3 Mill for both sets.

if your just gunna buy hands i can get a ton

john lets go to home depot and buy some shovels

Grave robbing is a very hard thing these days

we are not grave robbing the shovels are weapons

i mean we can give graverobbing a shot if you want

grounds froxen solid

also I think the standard burial depth is like 8-10 ft

Are you a big guy?

im 6 foot

UUUU

so kinda tall

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Big enough to lift about 4 tons of dirt in a night?

Yeah thats doable.

or one of his mum's legs

the ground will be soft.

Do you think 460 Mill is enough to buy every user currently online in this server's hands?

no.

well

yes

how many are americans

hits on people are like 50K , in other places its cheaper

I'm not killing them, just taking their hands

how do you expect to stop the shock and blood loss

I have time. We can do it by cutting off the blood supply. It doesn't have to be a traumatic amputation.

im just saying matt

its easire for oyu ot just have a hitman stab them to death and cut off the hands

then to get hte hands willingly

and it will be cheaper

I'm not a murderer, though

I just want hands

you wouldnt be a murderer per say

youd be paying a murderer

youd need a good drophouse tho to get the hands mailed to you

remember to use USPS because UPS and FEDEX can open packages wthout a warrent, unlieke USPS

No