you're just a birch

Delet

yeah puking is easy with shots

If youre drunk enough to need a bowl you are probably too drunk to aim into it

shut your outj gfahoggot

Why is drunk ftp more rude than non drunk???

did you just say gf? 🔪

Im always very wholesome drunk

some people get aggressive

But when i sober up i feel like beating everyone

I will fuck your shit xunt

@Deleted User I was fine with four shots of everclear until i decided to make some hearty beef stew with noodles. Was picking noodles out of my nose for a day after.

bitch shut your fuck

hi p

Who said Gf

Let's swap gf facts

gfahoggot

it was a joke based on fuckthapolice's drunken typing

shut up.sbi fucker

@fuckthapolice are you posting from a phone or a computor?

phone

put your phone down and take a nap, you must be tired

Obviously not drunk enough

it's late in Poland

@fuckthapolice take selfie for us

it's really.axuyally 5am

ok but rules say forbodden

Its ok

mods are asleep

post dick

Just a quick selfie

@fedora stop trying to get people banned you finnish fish

he actually did it the madman

Madman went and did it

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donfbbam is chonskbit

I was about to joke it looks like a redmi note 4 camera

Holy shit you werent kidding about having a cinderblock for a chin.

https://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/article_small/public/thumbnails/image/2012/08/14/22/pg-24-desperate-dan-pa.jpg

fuckthapolice is desperate dan

Zyds

yss

yes

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d4/74/73/d4747361b12717bc95dda28a2b56a43d--reminiscence-dandy.jpg

that's is me

Whoa, he's fatter than I am

shut up fatfucm eat more grrase

Who is fattest here???

kaetaa probably

Mather is the gates cung

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51NWRPW20FL._AC_UL320_SR238,320_.jpg

this is deets

I want to type good

I'm going to pay attention now

go to sleep m8, you said you were going to a while ago

you'll feel better

shut up shiill

I want codd.for gamesir

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i have it with me.should.i whip.it.out and pay gaymes

do it

Fucking shills trying to get people to sleep

I'm.doen it

that's my usual tactic with drunks

Shill

time to shill chink sleeping aids

I'm not gonna do that I can't stand up

lol no thpos

typos

Cant you masturbate in bed

I'm wearing jeans

Wearing jeans in bed??

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but sure just pst dick

Drunkposters are truly degenerate.

I love them

Thank god i never do it

fedorast fcuker

@fuckthapolice what kind of video do you want me to upload to my channel lad?

I'll get to work

Do fitness

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How big are your hands?

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TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR HANDS YOU BIG FAT GALOOT

test e from china would be wild, I bet it would be mostly salt water

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fuckthapolice will have big cinderblock hands

like his chin

Daily reminder penis pumps do not increase dongs and you run the risk of permanently damaging your peepee

Take care of your peepee

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Sighhh

Thanks for reminding that im dicklet

Siiiigghhh