not weed

well

AND WEED

i kinda want to try acid

not only weed

acid is god bro

but that shit is dangerous

its not

if its pure LSD

u just take 1 tab first time

youll be back to normal in 12 hours

>12 straight hours of tripping balls

bro if u take 3

hve i got stories lol

Nuh acid is not for everyone

about to drop

how the fuck do i get acid

u trip for like 16 hours minimum

i drew this meme on 3 tabs of acid

>be me
>be innocent christian homeschooler
>get pizza delivery job where everyone else smokes weed on the job
>cops walk in to pick up pizza
>don't smell it even though it's dank af
>already prepared if cops go SWAT
>claim they told me it was "wet tobbaco"
>untouchable.jpg
>never have to use that excuse
>get bossed around to do cleaning and make pizzas while everyone else smokes bongs
>cinderella.png

i know you're not supposed to use it unsupervised unless you absolutely know what you're doing

@NiggerLyncher read my story

pls

am

got 2 more

why are we both innocent christian homeschoolers who did pizza delivery

u 2 m8?

homeschooled as fuck bro

>innocent

parents dont want the devil to catch me

lol

those were the days lol

finish that story? ready for the next?

i did

im still a virgin

>get criminally underpaid with very few tips
>find pleasure in extreme speed and high-g turns
>pulled over only once
>forgot to turn on headlights at night because too fast for that
>feelsDelayedMan.delivery

last one is my favorite but i have lots of other memories from the place im sure

@Renaar im not virgin, kek but i dont think it matters

it's being a Christian and wanting to feel God that makes me want to try acid

i want to have another vision

i want to receive some real dank wisdom

whats it like having a religious family(atheist)

very protective bro

my family's not super religious

i love my family and how i was raised

my dad's still a Mormon but he works most Sundays

but overall it helped me be successful and have good work ethic

my stepdad's agnostic

our house was a haven

yeah good work ethic

didn't get into drugs

my mom's becoming religious again since I started this journey

my sister's got a position in the LDS church's Relief Society now

and recognize how to examine self fault

instead of blaming people for everything

>be innocent homeschooled virgin christian
>be delivery driver
>love tea more than any drank
>want tea at work
>make tea at home
>put it in a container
>bring that shit to work
>thuglife.gif
>take huge swigs of amber-colored liquid
>see customers stare, wild-eyed
>careen off for a delivery like a madman
>oblivious.exe
>years later realize why they stared
>the container was a half gallon mason jar

realizing your own problems

isnt that what a normal person does

i learned that via the internet

yes, but i think religion made it easier

learning how to fix your problems instead of blaming others

and happen earlier

in life

r8 my stories?

im an attention whore i know

3rd one is 14/88

Not enough traps 7/14

my fav is third one

🆙 | **thewisewobbler leveled up!**

lol

renaar what type of tea

all kinds

>we worship the EDM nigger 3!

what did he mean by this?

the default kind like orangle and black pekoe cut

lady grey

the shit is that

Demon nigger three, not edm nigger 3

constant comment

irish breakfast

oolong

how do i acquire Ell Ess Dee

im a tea freak

idk what is that

find hippies at ur college

just drank some darjeeling tea earlier. good shit.

if u want to meet god tho

theres a legal way

champaign of teas my ass

djarling

that is more likely to troll u into meeting spiritual

or however you say it

apparently ive had tea worth 10k a pound

google Hawaiin Baby Woodrose Seeds

good tea?

yeah

i need to tour the world drinking local teas

my family know people who make like 10 mil a year

and hit up furry conventions XD