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2017-04-14 15:02:46 UTC

why try to make any friends?

2017-04-14 15:03:06 UTC

theyre just human beings fam

2017-04-14 15:03:08 UTC

Why do anything?

2017-04-14 15:03:15 UTC

there is literally nothing wrong with being just friends with a girl, i'd say 3 out of 5 people in my social circles are girls

2017-04-14 15:03:18 UTC

I'm a strong independant male, i dont need anyone

2017-04-14 15:03:29 UTC

it helps you for when you finally get the gf

2017-04-14 15:03:40 UTC

i mean there always seems something better to do than approach

2017-04-14 15:03:44 UTC

I'm a strong dependent female, I do need a man

2017-04-14 15:03:45 UTC

hell some days girls seem easier to talk to than other guys

2017-04-14 15:04:07 UTC

yea ive had some girl friends

2017-04-14 15:04:11 UTC

who were actually bro as fuck

2017-04-14 15:04:12 UTC

Lmao. I remember when I used to over think it.

2017-04-14 15:04:18 UTC

Keksson, what would better than approaching?

2017-04-14 15:04:22 UTC

Hooking up is as natural as wiping your fuckin' ass..

2017-04-14 15:04:22 UTC

Having them approach you?

2017-04-14 15:04:24 UTC

and would help you wheel and wingman so hard

2017-04-14 15:04:26 UTC

based as fuck!

2017-04-14 15:04:28 UTC

Just go do it.

2017-04-14 15:04:45 UTC

Elliot Rodger wanted girls to just approach him. Look how he ended up.

2017-04-14 15:04:46 UTC

If it's meant to be, it'll be

2017-04-14 15:04:57 UTC

A legend @cqc

2017-04-14 15:04:58 UTC

yea elliot rodger is perect example

2017-04-14 15:04:59 UTC

Elliot Rodger ended up based as fuck

2017-04-14 15:05:00 UTC

i guess cause i dont have a job and im still in college i dont see the point in starting a relationship rn

2017-04-14 15:05:10 UTC

^

2017-04-14 15:05:21 UTC

Look, I love Elliot the THOT Patrolman more than Elliot the spree killer

2017-04-14 15:05:30 UTC

because he knew what was going on

2017-04-14 15:05:32 UTC

theres girls in the same situation as u tho

2017-04-14 15:05:38 UTC

but he was a selfish prick that just wanted to get his dick wet

2017-04-14 15:05:40 UTC

thats want a lil dick inside them

2017-04-14 15:05:44 UTC

he thought he was hot shit

2017-04-14 15:05:46 UTC

and a partner

2017-04-14 15:05:50 UTC

to go through college with

2017-04-14 15:06:18 UTC

college relationships are a meme though

2017-04-14 15:06:25 UTC

let you in on a secret
it's totally possible to turn a girl friend into a girlfriend

2017-04-14 15:06:52 UTC

Let's review this.
Hero
>le Gentleman extreme
>thinks girls exist to be saved
>the threat is removed, but the shitty mindset remains
Friend
>someone deserving of trust
>a respectful and constructive presence, but is also challenging and an alternative perspective
>will understand and support whatever you decide to do, but isn't afraid to speak up when something strikes them as shifty
Which has the better chance of getting some of that ass and keeping it?

2017-04-14 15:07:32 UTC

gentlemen are a meme.

2017-04-14 15:07:38 UTC

U can also go full Bill Cosby on women tbh

2017-04-14 15:07:52 UTC

not gonna imitate a rapist nigger

2017-04-14 15:07:59 UTC

Real talk. Is Donald Trump a gentleman?

2017-04-14 15:08:17 UTC

i wish he'd be less

2017-04-14 15:08:19 UTC

weird

2017-04-14 15:08:19 UTC

๐Ÿ†™ | **mo leveled up!**

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/302460066559164416/levelup.png

2017-04-14 15:08:20 UTC

yeah except he got cucked by his son in law

2017-04-14 15:08:21 UTC

with his daughter

2017-04-14 15:08:22 UTC

4 words as an answer

2017-04-14 15:08:28 UTC

yea lmao

2017-04-14 15:08:28 UTC

@Keksson wuh happened

2017-04-14 15:08:37 UTC

He has Melania Trump<------------------------

2017-04-14 15:08:39 UTC

Now you tell me

2017-04-14 15:08:41 UTC

borderline says hed fuck ivanka

2017-04-14 15:08:53 UTC

Professionally yes, sexually not so much

2017-04-14 15:09:00 UTC

kushner banging invanka and made her convert to judiaism and also competes with trump in real estate market

2017-04-14 15:09:06 UTC

@cqc Pick one... Your bbw skinny diabetic fat bitch... Or Melania Trump

2017-04-14 15:09:12 UTC

MELANIA

2017-04-14 15:09:14 UTC

ALL THE FUCKING WAY

2017-04-14 15:09:16 UTC

But de wemens like it

2017-04-14 15:09:18 UTC

skinny diabetic fat bitch

2017-04-14 15:09:19 UTC

what?

2017-04-14 15:09:27 UTC

GODDAM I NEED ME ONE LIKE MELANIA

2017-04-14 15:09:30 UTC

Now.. Think of what YOU did.. Vs. What HE did

2017-04-14 15:09:31 UTC

wait nigga what

2017-04-14 15:09:44 UTC

Melania isn't sleeping with him from what I read

2017-04-14 15:09:44 UTC

what the fuck

2017-04-14 15:09:52 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-04-14 15:09:54 UTC

what do u mean

2017-04-14 15:09:59 UTC

Let's talk about Ivana and Marla Naples for a second

2017-04-14 15:10:08 UTC

Of course not.. She's a state or two away

2017-04-14 15:10:19 UTC

Like she doesn't want to I mean

2017-04-14 15:10:25 UTC

trump doesnt need melania

2017-04-14 15:10:30 UTC

he has groupies always ready

2017-04-14 15:10:32 UTC

Like they even haven't shared a bedroom in a long time

2017-04-14 15:10:47 UTC

hes 70 years old

2017-04-14 15:10:48 UTC

I don't know how much of that I believe.. or don't believe

2017-04-14 15:10:53 UTC

yea and hes 70

2017-04-14 15:10:55 UTC

He's getting to the end of his labito

2017-04-14 15:11:01 UTC

guys doesnt have enerfy for sex

2017-04-14 15:11:07 UTC

idea: let's show god emperor some respect and not talk about his wife or sex life

2017-04-14 15:11:13 UTC

And he's hosted how many Mrs Universe pagents n shit?

2017-04-14 15:11:14 UTC

he doesnt have time to fuck ISIS and melania

2017-04-14 15:11:14 UTC

hes too busy fucking ISIS to death to fuck that

2017-04-14 15:11:15 UTC

Trump has the energy kek

2017-04-14 15:11:24 UTC

>deleting that

2017-04-14 15:11:26 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ 

2017-04-14 15:11:26 UTC

@Harleen Kekzel |-/ I agree... It feels weird

2017-04-14 15:11:42 UTC

Here.. I'll fix it

2017-04-14 15:11:51 UTC

I DO NOT WANT THE FIRST LADY NAKED IN MY CHANNELS

2017-04-14 15:11:54 UTC

can we go back to the topic of girls

2017-04-14 15:12:03 UTC

and how my friend that i'm doing LSA with in a little bit might hook me up with one

2017-04-14 15:12:12 UTC

he's kind of my wingman lately.

2017-04-14 15:12:16 UTC

noice!

2017-04-14 15:12:36 UTC

leave trump daddy alone

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2017-04-14 15:12:49 UTC

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2017-04-14 15:12:52 UTC

Huh.. It did it twice

2017-04-14 15:12:55 UTC

lmfao

2017-04-14 15:13:04 UTC

I got that from here.. Lol

2017-04-14 15:13:05 UTC

Damn

2017-04-14 15:13:10 UTC

Daddy Trump thicc

2017-04-14 15:13:15 UTC

Hahaha.

2017-04-14 15:13:27 UTC

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2017-04-14 15:13:29 UTC

ALLLLLLLLLL better now

2017-04-14 15:13:34 UTC

He's right.

2017-04-14 15:13:41 UTC

JW based

2017-04-14 15:13:41 UTC

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2017-04-14 15:13:42 UTC

Fugg

2017-04-14 15:13:42 UTC

Tesla was voluntarily celibate

2017-04-14 15:13:51 UTC

so was Isaac Newton

2017-04-14 15:14:01 UTC

Based

2017-04-14 15:14:03 UTC

sweet im a genius too

2017-04-14 15:14:07 UTC

Lol

2017-04-14 15:14:12 UTC

He didn't fap, tho

2017-04-14 15:14:15 UTC

You musn't fap

2017-04-14 15:14:17 UTC

Truuuuu

2017-04-14 15:14:21 UTC

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2017-04-14 15:14:21 UTC

Darn it

2017-04-14 15:14:23 UTC

all geniuses should make offspring

2017-04-14 15:14:26 UTC

Or yew dumb

2017-04-14 15:14:30 UTC

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2017-04-14 15:14:35 UTC

LMao

2017-04-14 15:14:49 UTC

that pic above is a snippet from an Instagram DM from some chick i KNOW

2017-04-14 15:14:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/302461729852358658/shutterstock_328077059.jpg

2017-04-14 15:14:59 UTC

Kek

2017-04-14 15:14:59 UTC

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2017-04-14 15:15:16 UTC

TOPKEK

2017-04-14 15:15:30 UTC

Lmao

2017-04-14 15:15:38 UTC

KEK

2017-04-14 15:15:40 UTC

Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit

2017-04-14 15:16:03 UTC

lol

2017-04-14 15:16:28 UTC

mmmmmmm pineapple express

2017-04-14 15:17:12 UTC

Ima get up ripe plantains today

2017-04-14 15:17:15 UTC

Fry up

2017-04-14 15:17:28 UTC

nothx

2017-04-14 15:17:38 UTC

Whyno

2017-04-14 15:17:47 UTC

i un eat monkey food

2017-04-14 15:17:59 UTC

Plantains > bananas

2017-04-14 15:18:10 UTC

kek

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2017-04-14 15:18:16 UTC

Fried when ripe, sweet AF ๐Ÿ‘Œ

2017-04-14 15:18:22 UTC

Saw that kek

2017-04-14 15:18:39 UTC

no rly, my grandpa told me the brown spot at the bottom of a banana was banana shit, so i still hate anything banana-ish

2017-04-14 15:18:50 UTC

Maybe it's bc the bots only deal in logic

2017-04-14 15:18:55 UTC

^

2017-04-14 15:18:56 UTC

fronzen bananas > plantains

2017-04-14 15:19:03 UTC

Fail

2017-04-14 15:19:06 UTC

yea the top part

2017-04-14 15:19:08 UTC

of the banana

2017-04-14 15:19:13 UTC

has a lot of bacteria and shit

2017-04-14 15:19:15 UTC

banana pancakes

2017-04-14 15:19:23 UTC

Lol don't eat it but rest of banana good

2017-04-14 15:19:27 UTC

your supposed to cut off the inch or 2

2017-04-14 15:19:34 UTC

PB and banana sammich

2017-04-14 15:19:37 UTC

the rest o abana is good yea

2017-04-14 15:19:41 UTC

banana sandwich what?

2017-04-14 15:19:46 UTC

nein nanners

2017-04-14 15:19:54 UTC

Penut butter and banana

2017-04-14 15:20:00 UTC

yum

2017-04-14 15:20:12 UTC

peanut butter and marshmallow creme

2017-04-14 15:20:18 UTC

>eating starch with starch

2017-04-14 15:20:21 UTC

@Harleen Kekzel |-/ why won't you enjoy the fruits of our imperial jungle conquests?

2017-04-14 15:20:22 UTC

then an hour on a treadmill

2017-04-14 15:20:28 UTC

@Keksson like a boss

2017-04-14 15:20:28 UTC

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2017-04-14 15:20:36 UTC

i need to stop being lazy and go to store must buy food

2017-04-14 15:20:43 UTC

THEY FULLA NANA POO DAS Y

2017-04-14 15:20:44 UTC

being this cuck

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2017-04-14 15:21:04 UTC

ubercuck

2017-04-14 15:21:16 UTC

cuck of the year

2017-04-14 15:21:19 UTC

she like the black cock

2017-04-14 15:21:24 UTC

or he does

2017-04-14 15:21:24 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/302463359691915264/13.jpg

2017-04-14 15:21:31 UTC

kek

2017-04-14 15:21:42 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/302463432895234058/20170413_222634.jpg

2017-04-14 15:21:43 UTC

๐Ÿค”

2017-04-14 15:21:59 UTC

the guardian is just so much liberal cancer

2017-04-14 15:22:14 UTC

lol is that real

2017-04-14 15:22:19 UTC

about Shia

2017-04-14 15:22:23 UTC

Wtf

2017-04-14 15:22:32 UTC

I know he's mentally fucked at least

2017-04-14 15:22:34 UTC

ww?

2017-04-14 15:22:50 UTC

i wouldnยดt be surprised if it was real tbh

2017-04-14 15:22:56 UTC

i saw that

2017-04-14 15:23:01 UTC

i think someone grabbed his dick

2017-04-14 15:23:01 UTC

he will end up killing him self

2017-04-14 15:23:20 UTC

so didnt get his ass pounded

2017-04-14 15:23:27 UTC

he had a lot going for him

2017-04-14 15:23:32 UTC

now hes just a downy laughing stock

2017-04-14 15:23:37 UTC

>The actor Shia LaBeouf has claimed a woman raped him during the performance of his one-man art piece #IAMSORRY earlier this year.

2017-04-14 15:23:40 UTC

fucking kek

2017-04-14 15:24:05 UTC

LaBeouf

2017-04-14 15:24:11 UTC

>grills behind me talking
"I was sweating so badly
Yeah I couldn't walk right for a week
It was sooooooooooooo good
Haven't had that in a long time"
megaboner.gif

2017-04-14 15:24:39 UTC

i useed to like hi but now i wand to bash his face in

2017-04-14 15:24:39 UTC

One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was outside the door when this happened, whipped my legs for 10 minutes and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me.

2017-04-14 15:24:47 UTC

did he legit get assaulted tho?

2017-04-14 15:25:00 UTC

yeah

2017-04-14 15:25:02 UTC

who knows he's crazy

2017-04-14 15:25:05 UTC

i just pasted what is in the article

2017-04-14 15:25:24 UTC

LaBeouf said that news of the incident โ€œtravelled through the lineโ€ of people waiting, and reached LaBeoufโ€™s girlfriend. โ€œWhen she came in she asked for an explanation, and I couldnโ€™t speak, so we both sat with this unexplained trauma silently. It was painful.โ€

2017-04-14 15:25:42 UTC

if he did, i hate the guy, but damn, i wouldn't even wish that on him.

2017-04-14 15:26:11 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/302464563519946763/indice.jpg

2017-04-14 15:26:13 UTC

bc sry but this "women can't rape" idea is BULLSHIT

2017-04-14 15:26:32 UTC

amy schumer

2017-04-14 15:26:44 UTC

How did he let her whip him tho

2017-04-14 15:26:50 UTC

Like how much of a cuck

2017-04-14 15:26:56 UTC

it is hard for me to think how a woman would rape a dude

2017-04-14 15:27:05 UTC

It's horrible but like how did it happen

2017-04-14 15:27:13 UTC

@Renaar Turn around, plant your feet firmly. Say "My dick could tear into your wuss so hard that your belly button will get stuck in the shape of a mushroom"

2017-04-14 15:27:19 UTC

Was she like Rhonda Rousey?

2017-04-14 15:27:21 UTC

Do this... and record it.

2017-04-14 15:27:34 UTC

Kek

2017-04-14 15:27:47 UTC

being in the same room as Amy Schumer would traunatise me

2017-04-14 15:27:52 UTC

I'll come off sounding like a nerd cuck if I tried to say it KEK

2017-04-14 15:28:07 UTC

no clue how. but i've known a lot of men who were raped. drugged, drunk, etc.

2017-04-14 15:28:08 UTC

It's fine man.. Just say it and walk away

2017-04-14 15:28:27 UTC

this is gay

2017-04-14 15:28:47 UTC

<- mra

2017-04-14 15:28:51 UTC

Yeah.. pretty much.. Gimmie a kiss

2017-04-14 15:28:55 UTC
2017-04-14 15:29:02 UTC

what

2017-04-14 15:29:13 UTC

Open mouthed kiss me, bitch.. What are you? a faggot?

2017-04-14 15:29:17 UTC

kissiekissie

2017-04-14 15:29:21 UTC

Don't be a fag, pussy... Kiss me

2017-04-14 15:29:23 UTC

you know

2017-04-14 15:29:27 UTC

Oh i know

2017-04-14 15:29:29 UTC

i'd have relations with a tranny

2017-04-14 15:29:30 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301107308618842113/302465399297933313/Pepe241.jpg

2017-04-14 15:29:33 UTC

Don't do it sluice has space ebola

2017-04-14 15:29:36 UTC

but not an actual dude

2017-04-14 15:29:43 UTC

inb4 traps arnt gay

2017-04-14 15:29:45 UTC

KISS

2017-04-14 15:29:47 UTC

no no they are g

2017-04-14 15:29:50 UTC

GAVIN DID IT

2017-04-14 15:29:51 UTC

traps are gay

2017-04-14 15:29:52 UTC

YOU DO IT

2017-04-14 15:29:56 UTC

Now tongue my uvula like it was an ice cube after a week in the desert

2017-04-14 15:29:58 UTC

BE A MAN

2017-04-14 15:30:07 UTC

Trannies from guy to girl still are guys so you gay bro

2017-04-14 15:30:12 UTC

i know

2017-04-14 15:30:14 UTC

if ur tongue cant reach the uterus you are ubermensch

2017-04-14 15:30:15 UTC

lol

2017-04-14 15:30:15 UTC

Don't be a fucking queer, pussy.. lick my esophogus

2017-04-14 15:30:25 UTC

@Keksson I can assure you, traps are 1000% gay

2017-04-14 15:30:28 UTC

is this harassment

2017-04-14 15:30:38 UTC

Kek

2017-04-14 15:30:42 UTC

Harassment is just a state of mind.

2017-04-14 15:30:43 UTC

i like traps but i also like real life women

2017-04-14 15:30:54 UTC

too bad i'm the closest thing you have to protection kek

2017-04-14 15:30:56 UTC

i guess you could say im a deviant

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