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why try to make any friends?
theyre just human beings fam
Why do anything?
there is literally nothing wrong with being just friends with a girl, i'd say 3 out of 5 people in my social circles are girls
I'm a strong independant male, i dont need anyone
it helps you for when you finally get the gf
i mean there always seems something better to do than approach
I'm a strong dependent female, I do need a man
hell some days girls seem easier to talk to than other guys
yea ive had some girl friends
who were actually bro as fuck
Lmao. I remember when I used to over think it.
Keksson, what would better than approaching?
Hooking up is as natural as wiping your fuckin' ass..
Having them approach you?
and would help you wheel and wingman so hard
based as fuck!
Just go do it.
Elliot Rodger wanted girls to just approach him. Look how he ended up.
If it's meant to be, it'll be
yea elliot rodger is perect example
Elliot Rodger ended up based as fuck
i guess cause i dont have a job and im still in college i dont see the point in starting a relationship rn
^
Look, I love Elliot the THOT Patrolman more than Elliot the spree killer
because he knew what was going on
theres girls in the same situation as u tho
but he was a selfish prick that just wanted to get his dick wet
thats want a lil dick inside them
he thought he was hot shit
and a partner
to go through college with
college relationships are a meme though
let you in on a secret
it's totally possible to turn a girl friend into a girlfriend
Let's review this.
Hero
>le Gentleman extreme
>thinks girls exist to be saved
>the threat is removed, but the shitty mindset remains
Friend
>someone deserving of trust
>a respectful and constructive presence, but is also challenging and an alternative perspective
>will understand and support whatever you decide to do, but isn't afraid to speak up when something strikes them as shifty
Which has the better chance of getting some of that ass and keeping it?
gentlemen are a meme.
U can also go full Bill Cosby on women tbh
not gonna imitate a rapist nigger
Real talk. Is Donald Trump a gentleman?
i wish he'd be less
weird
๐ | **mo leveled up!**
yeah except he got cucked by his son in law
with his daughter
4 words as an answer
yea lmao
He has Melania Trump<------------------------
Now you tell me
borderline says hed fuck ivanka
Professionally yes, sexually not so much
kushner banging invanka and made her convert to judiaism and also competes with trump in real estate market
@cqc Pick one... Your bbw skinny diabetic fat bitch... Or Melania Trump
MELANIA
ALL THE FUCKING WAY
But de wemens like it
skinny diabetic fat bitch
what?
GODDAM I NEED ME ONE LIKE MELANIA
Now.. Think of what YOU did.. Vs. What HE did
wait nigga what
Melania isn't sleeping with him from what I read
what the fuck
๐ค
what do u mean
Let's talk about Ivana and Marla Naples for a second
Of course not.. She's a state or two away
Like she doesn't want to I mean
trump doesnt need melania
he has groupies always ready
Like they even haven't shared a bedroom in a long time
hes 70 years old
I don't know how much of that I believe.. or don't believe
yea and hes 70
He's getting to the end of his labito
guys doesnt have enerfy for sex
idea: let's show god emperor some respect and not talk about his wife or sex life
And he's hosted how many Mrs Universe pagents n shit?
he doesnt have time to fuck ISIS and melania
hes too busy fucking ISIS to death to fuck that
Trump has the energy kek
>deleting that
๐
@Harleen Kekzel |-/ I agree... It feels weird
Here.. I'll fix it
I DO NOT WANT THE FIRST LADY NAKED IN MY CHANNELS
can we go back to the topic of girls
and how my friend that i'm doing LSA with in a little bit might hook me up with one
he's kind of my wingman lately.
noice!
leave trump daddy alone
Huh.. It did it twice
lmfao
I got that from here.. Lol
Damn
Daddy Trump thicc
Hahaha.
ALLLLLLLLLL better now
He's right.
JW based
Fugg
Tesla was voluntarily celibate
so was Isaac Newton
Based
sweet im a genius too
Lol
He didn't fap, tho
You musn't fap
Truuuuu
Darn it
all geniuses should make offspring
Or yew dumb
LMao
that pic above is a snippet from an Instagram DM from some chick i KNOW
Kek
TOPKEK
Lmao
KEK
Sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiit
lol
mmmmmmm pineapple express
Ima get up ripe plantains today
Fry up
nothx
Whyno
i un eat monkey food
Plantains > bananas
kek
Fried when ripe, sweet AF ๐
Saw that kek
no rly, my grandpa told me the brown spot at the bottom of a banana was banana shit, so i still hate anything banana-ish
Maybe it's bc the bots only deal in logic
^
fronzen bananas > plantains
Fail
yea the top part
of the banana
has a lot of bacteria and shit
banana pancakes
Lol don't eat it but rest of banana good
your supposed to cut off the inch or 2
PB and banana sammich
the rest o abana is good yea
banana sandwich what?
nein nanners
Penut butter and banana
yum
peanut butter and marshmallow creme
>eating starch with starch
@Harleen Kekzel |-/ why won't you enjoy the fruits of our imperial jungle conquests?
then an hour on a treadmill
i need to stop being lazy and go to store must buy food
THEY FULLA NANA POO DAS Y
being this cuck
ubercuck
cuck of the year
she like the black cock
or he does
kek
๐ค
the guardian is just so much liberal cancer
lol is that real
about Shia
Wtf
I know he's mentally fucked at least
ww?
i wouldnยดt be surprised if it was real tbh
i saw that
i think someone grabbed his dick
he will end up killing him self
so didnt get his ass pounded
he had a lot going for him
now hes just a downy laughing stock
>The actor Shia LaBeouf has claimed a woman raped him during the performance of his one-man art piece #IAMSORRY earlier this year.
fucking kek
LaBeouf
>grills behind me talking
"I was sweating so badly
Yeah I couldn't walk right for a week
It was sooooooooooooo good
Haven't had that in a long time"
megaboner.gif
i useed to like hi but now i wand to bash his face in
One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was outside the door when this happened, whipped my legs for 10 minutes and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me.
did he legit get assaulted tho?
yeah
who knows he's crazy
i just pasted what is in the article
LaBeouf said that news of the incident โtravelled through the lineโ of people waiting, and reached LaBeoufโs girlfriend. โWhen she came in she asked for an explanation, and I couldnโt speak, so we both sat with this unexplained trauma silently. It was painful.โ
if he did, i hate the guy, but damn, i wouldn't even wish that on him.
bc sry but this "women can't rape" idea is BULLSHIT
amy schumer
How did he let her whip him tho
Like how much of a cuck
it is hard for me to think how a woman would rape a dude
It's horrible but like how did it happen
@Renaar Turn around, plant your feet firmly. Say "My dick could tear into your wuss so hard that your belly button will get stuck in the shape of a mushroom"
Was she like Rhonda Rousey?
Do this... and record it.
Kek
being in the same room as Amy Schumer would traunatise me
I'll come off sounding like a nerd cuck if I tried to say it KEK
no clue how. but i've known a lot of men who were raped. drugged, drunk, etc.
It's fine man.. Just say it and walk away
this is gay
<- mra
Yeah.. pretty much.. Gimmie a kiss
what
Open mouthed kiss me, bitch.. What are you? a faggot?
kissiekissie
Don't be a fag, pussy... Kiss me
you know
Oh i know
i'd have relations with a tranny
Don't do it sluice has space ebola
but not an actual dude
inb4 traps arnt gay
KISS
no no they are g
GAVIN DID IT
traps are gay
YOU DO IT
Now tongue my uvula like it was an ice cube after a week in the desert
BE A MAN
Trannies from guy to girl still are guys so you gay bro
i know
if ur tongue cant reach the uterus you are ubermensch
lol
Don't be a fucking queer, pussy.. lick my esophogus
is this harassment
Kek
Harassment is just a state of mind.
i like traps but i also like real life women
too bad i'm the closest thing you have to protection kek
i guess you could say im a deviant
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