One of these things is not like the other

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How many scoops does your mom let you have?

He will be avenged

https://youtu.be/zhxEjh4qyBs

@✠ 𝕸𝖔𝖉𝖊𝖗𝖓 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖑𝖆𝖗 ✠ my mom always buys me 3 scoops

trump got it for free

😦

Fuck niggers

Fuck jews

Fuck spicks

Fuck women

Specially stacies

Fuck stacies

FUCK KEKISTAN

@everyone

lol

whut

Srsly fuck Kekistan

And fuck sarcuck of cuckaad

Kek

fuck cuckstan

Fuck the when idea of kekistan

Fuck cuckchan tbh

Kek is chaos

You can't contain him

Chans are cucked

By anal fucking commies

Ummmmm did you just assume the gender of a metaphysical transcendental frog god?

Sargon actually said that kekistan was made to piss off /pol/acks

Sargon is a useful idiot

What is the final solution to Sargoy?

Gassing

Little does sargoy know we aren't pushing for a classical liberal society

We are pushing for national socialism or a Roman republic

Aren't you scared mate?

But most of all a white nationalism

That can't be real

Sargoy shaves for Jamal

kek

this word is doomed

there is no way out

No nhilism here fam

we all need to wait and watch our word end

k then

You Aryans are God's chosen people

i'm no aryan tho

Wat r u

a mix betwen italin and portuquese

Ewww

aryans have become the master cuck race

At least ur not a kike like me

I'm southern too

i'm southern too

I'm north easternese

>Americans >white

(((Americans)))

Is Argentina white?

((((south americas)))))

Americans best goyim

pfffffff

(((North Americans)))

we call them argeniggas for a reason

BR?

yep

huehueuhehueue

huehahuehahaheahueahue

Pretty sure it's argeniggers

But I dunno the latest nomenclature

call them watever you want

they are all niggers in the inside

We call them sudacas, but normally it isn't to argeniggers

America, best goyims

good goyin

Thanks for the votes goys

Share blue detectors firing

galaxy is shit tho

reall men uses zenphones

LG v20 is good

Android masterrace fam

TASTE MY 4100 AMP BATERY

HEATHENS

Can you replace ur battery?

i can

but i need to send him back to the shop to change it

Without using a heat gun and removing 50 micro screws

hey

Then the zenphone is shit tier

Kekekekkek

they do theyr magic

i just play them

Do it urself normie

REEEEEEEEEE

nha

Do u even computer?

i dont have the skills

I'll teach u

i'm studying to be a programer

But first you must swear to never speak of the JQ and greater Israel

Oy gevalt

so

you want to meto become your goyin

is that so

Yus goyim become my apprentice

YES MASTER

GIVE ME A SHEKEL

I am a software engineer and computer scientist

ohh

nice

ok

but there is one thing

I'd like to thank my voybal iq

But I cant

i can call you senpai ??

Sure

k then

OK are u ready

For the first lesson?

i am ready

OK you need to take that zenphone and throw it in the trash

And then light that trash on fire

no

Then spit on it

i like my cellphone

Then take a shit and throw it on the burning trash

galaxys are for normies

Then buy an LG v20

And 4 replaceable batteries

ald fagphones ass well

and

Then u won't have to pay some hairy loser to open up ur phone and replace the shitty lion battery

aka aple

apple

god dammit

i hate typing

Crapple is faggotry

Fuck crapple and all their products

indeed my jewish overlord

Zenphone is not any better tho

it is

Lion batteries degrade after 6 months normie

i know goy

After 9 months you will have 60% capacity

really

After 12 you will have 45%

shit

Zenphone is trying to Jew u goyim

well

this is another false promise made by a enterprise

Planned obsolescence

nothing new here

ohhhhhhhh

Mobile phone manufacturers are trying to ditch removable batteries so you goys will replace ur shitty smartphones every year or two

we have a dota player here

+

Lion batteries are the limiting factor here

sup my mmr grinder

Meanwhile phones get 10% increase in performance every generation at a cost to battery life

Is it worth it goy?

no

well

Will you keep letting the mobile phone manufacturers Jew u?

my phone can hold to 20+ hours of battery

At idle

no

With only background data

i have the internert on the whole time

Try playing videos on ur phone and see how long the battery lasts goy

and it holds wel

Try browsing the internet

17 hours

on a hd video

1080 p

Unless it is 720p with a single core CPU I doubt it

Even then

4100 mah is not that much

i know

i had a nokia 510 for 3 years

at the end of the third year i had like 5 hours of battery

REEEEEEEEEE

why the REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE goy

Because I'm autistic

that dosn't surprise me

It shouldn't goyim

My autism is the only thing preventing me from going full crypto kike and destroying the white race

wew lad

thaks kek i'm not full white

That's not a gud thing goyim

i'm half portuquese dammit

the HUE blood runs in my veins

I'm a Greek Slavic German Eastern euro kike albino nigger

that's a lot of titles goy

degenerate hand rubbing intensifies

https://youtu.be/j0lnQGITzcA

https://youtu.be/NOF-mgwMi7k

420 niggers

https://youtu.be/HZRsTGrvFVM

that navy seal shit made me cry my face hurts

holly

shit

that navy seal video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeEhHvBqmNE

i dont know how i hadnt heard this before today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7LBu14opWM

Oy gevalt you anti semites

Imma report u all to the jidf REEEEEEEEEE

GO TO THE SHOWA GOY

https://youtu.be/JWF3R-gE3F8

It's SHOAH YOU ANTI-SEMITE

I DUNNO GOY

Oy gevalt time to Jew Venezuela

https://youtu.be/lJmxrksPGvM

yeah go to that

venezuela is a shit holle

https://youtu.be/buiv3_uVHSA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO1agIlLlhg

Fucking evergreen cucks

Kek @NiggerLyncher

It's true

Us joos give record deals to niggers to brainwash white youth to be degenerates

We did the same thing with Bill Nye goy

http://www.finalcall.com/artman/publish/Entertainment_News_5/article_8500.shtml

http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/335809-spicer-offers-cryptic-explanation-for-trump-covfefe-tweet

Covfefe was absolutely intentional

lol

We have the best memes here don't we volks?

TFW gets dubs twice in a row

Covfefe is clearly code acknowledging kek and /pol/acks

covpepe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5oCLKFbPwA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY34jqXWfVs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-sgw9bPV4A