intel* snowden and manning kinda fucked us because of their leaks

Anyway, I had fun trolling you people

somewhat of a funny story

Bye

@Bubonem is it bad that I think Snowden did the right thing?

i think he did but he fucked us

hard

>this triggers euros

@Bubonem So we're you in the NSA?

it use to be where you could join with a high school diploma

no

Or like

i was in the army

no triple aaa agency

Ah I see I'm going for the army soon

its a good place to be but it takes time to get use to

He was a friend to man, and he lived
In a house by the side of the road -- Homer

There are hermit souls that live withdrawn
In the place of their self-content;
There are souls like stars, that dwell apart,
In a fellowless firmament;
There are pioneer souls that blaze their paths
Where highways never ran --
But let me live by the side of the road
And be a friend to man.

Let me live in a house by the side of the road,
Where the race of men go by --
The men who are good and the men who are bad,
As good and as bad as I.
I would not sit in the scorner's seat,
Or hurl the cynic's ban --
Let me live in a house by the side of the road
And be a friend to man.

I see from my house by the side of the road,
By the side of the highway of life,
The men who press with the ardor of hope,
The men who are faint with the strife.
But I turn not away from their smiles nor their tears,
Both parts of an infinite plan --
Let me live in a house by the side of the road
And be a friend to man.

I know there are brook-gladdened meadows ahead
And mountains of wearisome height;
That the road passes on through the long afternoon
And stretches away to the night.
But still I rejoice when the travelers rejoice,
And weep with the strangers that moan,
Nor live in my house by the side of the road
Like a man who dwells alone.

Let me live in my house by the side of the road --
It's here the race of men go by.
They are good, they are bad, they are weak, they are strong,
Wise, foolish -- so am I;
Then why should I sit in the scorner's seat,
Or hurl the cynic's ban?
Let me live in my house by the side of the road
And be a friend to man.

@Bubonem what was your starting weight for your pack in boot camp?

I've been told it's 50 lbs

like me or my pack?

ah

it depaneds on the drill sergeants

Fucking jews

I hate jews

BURN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ3SQE3TtgI

sometimes you get the asshole incharge that increases it, even though there is a standard weight

that weight increased as per distance on the ruck march

to 50pounds for me on the 25Km

@Bubonem I'm getting used to 50 right now. And rucking 5 miles at a time

ruck more

Longer distances? I do every day

its not a big deal if you are going to basic training

THE LIBURAL MANE STREEM MECHYOR, SEE ENEN, FAWX, UND UNBEESEE BOCKING TROMP, NEYOKUN OBUMAH TOO POINT OWE

even when you get to your first unit they will expect you to be basically retarded

MRRRRRRRRGHN STRRGHHHHM MRRRRRRTRRGHHH

A GISS TREMP WUNT "PATINS PAPPET" AFTAH AL. 'E WUZ JUS' ANTHAH DEP STATSLASHNEACUN PAPPET

IM AFFISHALLEY OFF THA DRUMPF TRAN!!!!!!

if you prove yourself at your first you unit you'd be surprised how easly life can get

just make sure you are responsible

@Bubonem Good, I'll try to meet the bar and be somewhat not retarded

and can keep notes and track of the people assigned to you

and for gods sakes dont fall for their games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZtHWePvVtM

@Bubonem oh I've heard about them@

no grid map squares

What are grid map squares?

no humvee exhaust fume tests

lol

they are the lines on a map that show the lat and long

Oh I knew that

but people dont know it commonly so they think its just the sqaures

Im already failing at not being retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcXC9o9mRdg

i had an lieutenant that tried to play smart and give us map squares

he litterally cut a map into squares

dont fucking do that

we will laugh at you

Was he fresh out of Officers

yes

Of fucking course

Hahah thanks for the advice

like litterally no life prior to the army, yes

but seriously, keep training

I had heard about the buffet before a 12 mile run but not that

"Hey so it's cool you've got several years of experience Mr NCO, but I have a butterbar, so fuck you, you don't know shit"

And I will thanks man

what? buffet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m8-EOyj4oU

my advice is work soley on the APFT focus on anything to improve your push ups sit ups and two mile run

honeyu

My friends dad said they gave him all the best food he'd seen on base right before the Sargent took them on a 12 mile run and he said everyone who ate a ton was puking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FK2eg33Qco

lol the only time the army gave me good food is when they knew we were about to go on a very shit mission in iraq

once and only once

Hey I ran cross country and could run 2 miles in 12 minutes on a hill is that okay?

yes, lol thats vetter then i ever could

14*****

I fucked up haha

well yeah even at that yeah 14 is good at a hilly terrain

but usually they wont do that to you

You had to make 16 for JV so I had a lot of training to get there

hell if IG finds out thet did a test "improperly" they usually do an immediate review and USUALLy a new test

not sure what jv means bro

Junior varsity

ah

(((ju)))nior varsity

yeah i wasnt into that sttuf when i was in high school

joinging the army was quite random for me

Kosovo je Srbija

I only did it because my friends pushed me to. I played football for 11 years prior to cross country

thats good

that will make your transition easier

much easier

you'd be suprised how any people try to join and are not ready

My football coach my sophomore year of highschool was an ex marine and made us do combat fitness training for a whole week of summer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptw41GUKLpc

"combat fitness" training is a joke, usually

i'm not sure how marines do it

i know the army combat conditioning training is an absolute fucking joke

@Bubonem me either man hahah that's just what he told us but it could have just been for him to torture us. It was mainly fireman carries and carrying ammo crates full of sand.

that was actually good training

seriously fireman carries and ammo creat carries are good for training

try to find ways to simulate that without actual people

without spending too much money of course

what mos are you trying for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVTW53Oxw7U

Ill do that man. I really appreciate all the advice. Either infantry or combat engineer is my choice

Hey guys 👋🏽

I'm new to this app my boyfriend recommended it to me

what ever you qualify for, my recommendation is you focus on what your unit wants

@99999

each unit is slightly different

hey

um

why u hear

How do I use this

That makes sense. Ill pay attention to what's needed once I'm there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9apT03YFtPg

Because you recommend the app to me

@valuemenu You shove your phone in your ass

@valuemenu This is the general shitposting area, only stale memes get posted here. Either myself or someone else will get you your roles tomorrow, but I need sleeps

honey

u need vetting

@Crab Core (CA) yeah seriously when your sergeant sits you down make sure to ask him what are the physically standards are for your unit. this will set you ABOVE your peers and may even get you promoted sooner rather than later

for all we know you need a helicopter ride

kek

@Crab Core (CA) yes I know I do I'm a part time sales person at Best Buy convincing plebs to take out credit cards on a $900 phones

wow

stop doxxing

youself

fallen as fuck

@99999 don't worry take out a credit card and SHUT UP YOU PLEB

@99999 you need one

@Bubonem what are physically standards? If that's what you meant

ok hold on

okay so there is the army physical fitness standard

the APFT

@valuemenu Hey, I've been asked to vet you. Got a moment?

and there is the unit additional fitness standard

That's classic best buy

@Verm yes sirreeee

now this unit standard does not have the ability to fail you on the apft

have fun @valuemenu

@spicefiend thx buddie

but it can have a serious affect on how fast you are promoted in the unit

my first unit for example added pull ups

@Bubonem ahh I see. So basically it'll tell me where I need to be. Right?

so push ups sit ups 2 mile run and then pull ups

yes

Okay gotcha

look up the army apft caluclator

it will tell you exactly where you are point by point

Okay I will, thanks again for all the help

lol, if u can't USMC PFT, GTFO KYS

on each segment for the big three

@Rez at Dorsia ok thanks for permission

sorry i dont speak sand nigger

valuemenu

you need to be vetted

@99999 yuh

to make sure you arent antifa

can i be vetted?

@99999 antifa are a bunch of boy pussies

Ah right, yes. @valuemenu get in voice.

@99999 like you

i've been here for a few days now and still havent been vetted

@Verm how do I do that

@spicefiend you have permission to drop the fuck out of selection, you weak ass cuck

get in the voice chat @valuemenu

@Verm I'm sorry I'm very new

Thank you very much @Rez at Dorsia

Doubletab the voice channels to the left of this chat.

You should be able to enter the public ones.

@Verm ok

okay one sex

sec*

five sex pls

The vetting rooms are locked tho

go to public

I'll move you in there.

public chat

@Verm ok thank you I'm sorry I just made my account like 20 minutes ago

❤

honey

go to the voice chat

@99999 where

on the left

lel

I don't see it

keke

FUCjk

I click the left

"public chat"

tap it.

Can you guys hear me?

LAD

It's LOCKED

Okay

nope

Yes it is

Public Chat

not locked

It won't let me join it

I did it!!!!

Finally 😦

lad

WHY

Fucking kill me my dudes

Why, bitch?

Because I have not taken the shrimp pill

Why even live

take the krill oil pill

2 a day

JoJo

http://www.politico.com/2016-election/results/map/president/texas/

<:pepe2:279092221264003072>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvgzQ-Itog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FK2eg33Qco

fuck islam

NORTH KOREAN SHITPOSTER FIGHTING IT OUT IN /pol/!

@here In the south we have antimask laws because of the kkk, now the cops are unmasking antifa. The irony is delightful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-IT0fM-n0

Thank god you are safe @James_Coney - LA Did you go full jew and sell patches there?

kek, nah i just gave out some stickers and posters to the other anticom goys

:(