I hate it

Just say this

"No EBT"

And it makes them disapear

It's a magical incantation

No way dude, she literally did not move till I threw a fucking burrito at her

Call the cops

tfw you hate communists but you live in ohio and everybody here is normal

wat do

apparently we owed her food and none of us remember the bitch so she planted her ass right there

I just don't serve them

or get a little spray bottle and squirt her like she was a cat

Ohio has a lot of Somalis

I wanted to call the cops but we had a fuckload of illegals there and no one wanted the cops to show

Beat her with the mop handle like in coming to America

yes we do in columbus but thats it

should've brought my CCW that day lol

Just get your boots

go AmHistX

Wanted to buy a nice pair of doc martens

also thought I couldn

>we're all bad with women

But the good ones are like 400

You'd have gotten locked up for being a racist skinhead pulling a gun on an independent black woman just trying to feed her chilluns

couldnt hate illegals more than I did before working there lol

scream at her "you fucked with the wrong bull!"

Im not white m8

@Iamawesom kek

I mean, Crusader isn't bad with women, so I guess that makes one

are you black?

That's his sister

bean

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1492317847719.jpg

kek

HAVE YOU SEEN A PICTURE BE SO FREE

you're white then as long as it serves their purposes.

lol I didn't tell the illegals I worked with I could speak spanish and pretended that I couldnt understand them

mexicans are some spiteful cunts

hell ya

Oy Vey

Tfw canada doesn't have an ice department

im half bean and dont speak spanish

I'd call them on my old work

:^)

They think spanish is some magical language that you cant fucking learn.

Was filled with them

All paid cash

all they do is talk shit if they think you can't understand them

They would hide them downstairs on inspection day

do you mean english whitecheese

I refuse to learn Spanish tbh

And the place is owned by Jews

I let the white dude I was working with know I could speak spanish lol

Speak English or die

he kept it a secret too till I left

Where can I find this

STORMTROOPERS OF DEATH

@buttmutt I see what you did there, but a lot of mexicans will speak english to you and be very nice, then turn around and talk mad shit in spanish.

SPEAK ENGLISH OR DIE, MOTHERFUCKER!

Here comes a nazi on wheels

???

I shouldve reported that place to ICE...

I need to brush back up on my spanish actually, I haven't used it in years and I've gotten rusty.

It's just memes

Ebin maymays

too bad Portland is cucked

Fucking college kids look at you like you just executed a jew if you're white and try speaking spanish.

lol

We need a mexican insider to trick illegals into outing themselves to ICE

I refuse to speak it unless I gotta talk to abuela

stop speaking spanish u clown

let them have their own language

why would you integrate into a nation that is outside your fucking borders

shameful

Learning spanish is cultural appropriation

its also cuckery

but not learning it is being ignorant of another culture, therefore racist.

lel

i know spanish. inmigracion.

el policia

guys what does 'pinche gringo' mean ??? i hear it all the time i think they like me :^)

that chat is fucking cancer lol

It means "we're friends"

what whitecheese said

@Dave - CA Go eat a bowl of fuck

oyyyy gringo

oy vey

kek

I have family in Japan (a half uncle and his family, my grandfather was in the navy in the 1950s) the rest of my family lives in America. So the only foreign language I have any interest in learning is Japanese

You have been visited by His Goodest Boy Service Dog. Holy Memes will come to you, but only if you reply: "Treats Be With You."

treats be with you

sugoi ne

Living in Texas, Spanish is almost a requirement.

that sucks

living in Commiefornia again sucks

you're in the wrong part of texas

i never needed spanish

Houston is the wrong part.

so you aren't wrong

>women

>not 2d

AWOO

fugg

any milfags on tonight?

Not I, but what branch were you?

marines

devil doges

always marines

why are minorities always marines

@Dave - CA want to be vetted?

sure, I don't have a mike tho

nvm senpai, gotta wait for mic

what was your MOS?

sure thing

1833

AAV crewjew

when did you get out?

last year in september

been a bum ever since cus Im a piece of shit

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1492313987994.jpg pls no

Well, that class they do before you get out doesn't really help you get a job or anything does it?

What the fuck

That pic

Fucking delet this

its just a class on what your bennies are

almost nobody pays attention though

persona 5 is so good

I got a buddy about to get out and he said it's fucking stupid as shit.

most people use it as an excuse to get out of work

when I found out that you didn't actually have to sit through the class I was out smoking and hiding lol

kek

all you had to do was show up for roll call

AHH @Verm YOU'VE COMPROMISED EVERYTHING

ANTICOM IS FINISHED

AHH

There's a dude in my buddy's class that fucking plays wow the whole time.

lol

And the teachers are these super successful people that have cant relate to them at all.

lol we had a fuckin stock broker give us a class

Like they're talking like every marine is gonna get out and go invest in stocks or fucking own a business

top wew

thats exactly what its like

>Like they're talking like every marine is gonna get out and go invest in stocks or fucking own a business

most of us either go back home, go straight to college or start drifting

thats literally everyone though

I was on the road for like 6 months before I got back home

"ganging up on you" ~ social vetting

Most of them are gonna go be a fucking mechanic at best, they probably don't know the first thing about stocks.

@Brad

Im trying to be a mechanic lol

Fuck MO

that was great

If you know jack shit about opening a business or investments, why would you join the marines?

you're mexican and a marine, being a mechanic was your destiny.

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/broken-plate-of-spaghetti-on-floor-picture-id522062690?s=170667a

top kek

WAIT WAIFU @BlackMetalWitch IS TAKEN

NUUU

WHY HAS THE LORD FORSAKEN ME

couldnt be avoided

@Iamawesom I srry i lead you on *cryface* *cryface*

Im fine with my destiny

;-;

pls adopt me

I WANNA!

Every mexican I know is good with machines, and every marine I know is good with machines.

I'll be a good slave child

might look into boat mechanic

I just need internet and saltine crackers

@Iamawesom I'm gonna adopt you and @Voodoo

yay

I just want to be by the ocean again

MY CHILDREN

😃

OMFG YES

Couldn't you use your experience with AAVs to work for an industrial company maintaining equipment?

TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

if only father would see me as the man I've become

funny enough, I could get into boat repair easier because the propulsion system is very similar to that of a boa

boat

but yea, I could get into anything machine related

ANIMALISTIC

You gonna try for like speed boats, and recreational shit, or like tankers and shit?

This whole thing is killing my sides, Brad please

wtf is the argmuemnt about

Brad needs to stop posting

tankers and barges is where I'd probably find steady work

@asdfgasdfgasdfaoklk Girls

hahaha

You'd find good work here in the gulf area.

>inb4 Brad is pretending to be retarded

Fuck dude, anythign to get me away from CA

come home brown man

Texas is calling

>this argument

I'm a wandering bean at this point

@FireRising HAHAHA

I can

can't seem to stay in one place for too long

the Eternal Wandering Bean

Oh, I'm a wanderer!

I've been here longer than @Lord Joe

I am betterer

@BlackMetalWitch personel or projection over them existing here ?

I roam around, around, around around

(((THEM)))

/whois @Brad

@asdfgasdfgasdfaoklk A little bit of both

it no work

i want to die

in bot

/whois @Brad

@Iamawesom

bretty cheap living here in Texas, and we got a lot of shipping in the east.

if you leave this discord for bullying ill bully you

rawr

help i am tardo babby

help

>He's up at 2 am on a discord whose main demographic is people from a Taiwanese fish trapping pit forum to be a beta cuck

Pottery

Also thought about joining ICE so I can pull juan and juana by their short and curlies to the deportation van

kek

>mfw thinking a mongolian claymation club is not satire

I have some friends who hunt near the border and constantly see illegals, and every so often have their shit broken into.

fuck that

>mfw thinking a kajikstani hawk hunting forum is all jokes without some serious discussion

I realized that if you could kill an illegal when theres no one around, you could totally get away with it

That would be a possibility

tbh need a efficent guide to murdering illegals

Thats how most crime is

If you do X while nobody is around, youll probably get away with it