Warp evasive maneuvers

Fine, directed energy weapons then

Forerunner ships have plenty of particle beam cannons

if Eldar didn't fall they would be only killable by bullshit like Borg or this one old scifi that's name i'm forgetting

And plasma is energetic enough to be caught by shields

Indeed

Of course, I think we can agree that Halo would stomp Mass Effect tho

ofc

Their railguns are passing through our shields, hull inetrigy 60% compromised, sensors indicate one hundreds seconds until they can fire again

ME is the lowest scifi that's off earth scifi

Battlestar Galactica is even lower

i'm entirely unfamiliar with battlestar

Ionize the next slug with concentrated phaser fire, forward shields to maximum, load full spread of torpedoes, target their critical firing systems, prep full boarding teams to enemy reactor and bridge

Seriously though, some of the firearms in Halo would make /k/ salivate.

>.408 three round burst rifle

>1200rpm 7.62 SAW

ofc

>.50 API-T handgun

not unrealistic even are they beyond some of the specifics of them

Yeah, the recoil would be quite hefty.

But they could easily be built.

we're getting better and better recoil management anyways

so not too far off

unsc assault rifle is a standard length bullpup no less, that barrel is YUGE

iirc there was a pelican with quad gau-8's or something in the art book

Imagine 4 brrrts at the same time

oh bby

BZZZZZZT

*city block is wiped out*

BZZZZZZZZZZZZAWOOZZT

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRT

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWP

kek

>tfw no pawg gf

>tfw no marine aviator gf

who needs a gf when you have a fucking pelican to fly for humanity in the final reich

>pelican gunship with balekenkreuz on wings and swastika on tail fins

hnnnng

would be pretty aesthetic

>tfw you only like jackboots and hugo boss for sweet sweet aesthetics

hell I'll settle for a hornet

Those are comfy yeah

even the avalanch version

Also, the Falcon is a nice Space-Huey

>tfw nazi gf leaves you for skinhead with red laces

reminder that Longswords exist in halo too

yep

and you spend 10 fucking minutes driving across one

Good surface to orbit interceptor

OH FUCk

The wiki page says that officially they have two 110mm rotary cannons

fuckin hell

http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/GA-TL1_Longsword-class_Interceptor

Yeah that cockpit is twice as roomy as an airliner

You just know it's comfy

Probably has a shitposting station and everything

damn, Halo

good times

The length is comparable to a fucking airbus

Halo: Reach was the most well-rounded Halo tbh

The Halo novels were pretty great iirc

/k/ approved terminology too

And unsc capships like to hold a flight or more of these

More hard sci-fi which is nice

Shit guys, the insideranon was right. It's fake news.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Some of the halo novels I heard got super bad though
like flood being created by humans pre-fall of man and they were some sort of hampster shit

Bamboozled again

damn I wish it was true

@Void I mean Fall of Reach, First Strike, and Ghosts of Onyx

those ones are really good

also no charges likely against flynn according to cnn even

ye

the novels you're talking about are from a separate series

I read The Flood, Silentium and the Thursday War

Never read those

The Flood was pretty much Halo CE: The Book, Silentium was a prelude to Halo 4, mainly forerunner stuff

Flynn safely away, this was expected, the debreif mishandling was a minor fucking gaffe in the first place

Thursday War was some things going on in Sanghelious, the Arbiter's homeworld

hmmm

right

Flynn did nothing wrong

hue

@Burnside True. Flynn was only doing his job. He got canned because he lied to Pence about the details, and the Media spun it as "LE RUSSIANS ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH TRUMP"

ah

Legit, whole kerfuffle was only him being offered as a Sac. Lamb for politics, Big T didn't even want to allow any of it

I was really confused about the whole thing tbh

why are the Left so Russophobic?

MAGA /ourguy/

Because hillary won the pop vote, that's why

It's all narrative bullshit

@Rasenemus Flynn held some mundane talks with Russian diplomats and ambassadors back when Trump was still president-elect. The media threw a bitch fit because the Russian hackers meme, even though its the normal thing for top cabinet members to do.

Flynn got sacrificial lambed in the gentlest way possible

Then why would Trump allow him to resign then?

if he dindu nuffin?

@Rasenemus They started questioning Pence about it, who then went to Flynn. Flynn denied the meetings to Pence, and Pence relayed to the media that they never occurred. Flynn got fired for lying to Pence, not for what occurred during those meetings.

ah

fair enough, poor communication

also i heard he was technically still a civie at the time the calls occurred

and you cant do diplomacy for the us as a civilian

idk if thats true or not though

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Dam fallen yet?

Of course faggots like Stephen Colbert and Michael Moore are trying their hardest to spin this in the most negative way possible. "SEE? PROOF THAF TRUMP IS PUTIN'S PUPPET!"

Yeah, but honestly

both of them lost all respect i had for them

how long can we take the constant bashing of the media monolith?

>Having Respect for the Media in the first place

A surprising amount of people do

until it falls rasen

The millions of views on their late-night shows

@Rasenemus Trust in the mainstream media is at an all time low.

and colbert used to at least be funny often enough

now?

Do we have a late night show that shows our perspective?

not even leftie me woulda found him funny

no

There was that one on Fox

Gottfried?

Red Eye?

Greg Gutfeld?

yeah

Gutfeld, Red Eye

I think he still does it

He's okay. Kind of a try hard.

our BEST guy on tv is Tucker

Most conservative comedians are tryhard tbh

Tucker Carlson's show is where it's at

Normies want Humor though

Tucker is logic

They want commercial witty humour

That's why they tune into Leftist shows

If a /pol/ack somehow got on...

We are pretty witty

GIVE IA A TALKSHOW

Oh we have wit

but we're not known for our wit

CAN'T CUCK THE TUCK

we're known for our gut-renching offensive humour

Any /pol/acks own a Youtube Channel?

We can water it down.

For Normies

*INTERNAL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

How hard can getting Viral be?

@Liberals aren't nearly as funny as they think they are. Their humor is very canned and strangled by political correctness.

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/eyJ1cmwiOiJodHRwczovL2lzMi40Y2hhbi5vcmcvcG9sLzE0ODY4NjM4Mzg2NzQucG5nIn0.iLk5MbmS1yovh_sestUDxMy89B4

They have clever funny

We have honest truth funny

reminder that jerry fucking springer opposes PC culture on colleges even

The Truth is Shock humor to normies, though

So does Bill Maher

oops

i meant jerry seinfeld

not springer

Anyone else shocked that Piers Morgan likes Trump.

Oh yeah

not really

nope

I saw that, I was honestly surprised

he was already exposed

but I don't think he likes Trump

Jerry Springer, Bill Maher, and Piers Morgan are FUCKING WHITE MALES

he just points out some of the BS in the Left, probably to save Face

^^ Probably

Kinda like Morning Joe

At least they are not as bad as SJWs...

Still pretty fucking stupid though

@DeusVolt he was taken to a shooting range and shot some guns he said he liked it and he supposeadly said he really liked it

well piers got cannibalized for saying there should be a mens march

muh men's rights meme

I thought this died in 2015

@Schlomo Sheckleberg Then why does he still shill for gun control?

@DeusVolt he supposedly said he is paid to shill basically

>selling out

@Schlomo Sheckleberg No shame... shilling for what goes against you beliefs for money

as bad as a traitor

He is probably part Jew

ye

@DeusVolt yep

Gas the bikes roadtrip now

I know a really great resturant in my town.

$20 dollars for the best food you will ever have

thats expensive

$20 for the whole family

gotta save em shekelses

I mistyped

13 bucks here can get you a godteir burrito a drink and chips

$20 for a 2lb burrito to share with the whole family. IT ACTUALLY TASTES GOOD TOO

We cut it for 4

this is prob 1.5-2lb

fugg :DDDDD

Alex Jones just went and started shitting on Israel

Are we getting to him?

Again, probably to save face

He has awoken even further

"How dare Israel push an Anti-Gun agenda in America"

when will this man reach apex wake?

OH SHIT

The moment I saw him saying "I'm Jewish" to a caller

Alex Jones is on our side, but he's not quite /ourguy/. He'll never tackle the JQ or take the redpill on human biodiversity.

He closed the nose

sealed the deal

HE IS NAMING THE GODDAMN JEW

I feel like the literal shit right now

why's that

He is attacking Israel HARD

Still probably Controlled Opposition but that is something /pol/ will go nuts for.

Has the dam died yet?

Nah

Give it a week

c-c-shit

Ebin

Gondola > Spurdo

gondola is what spurdo evolves into when it hits level 36

>Level 36
>Not level 50 while doing Dragon Slayer quest

Bitch runescape characters dont evolve

they just start pray flickin and soloing gods

>Implying you won't gib money pl0x

ill buy a gf in osrs world 2 ge

Nastalgia hit

I love OSRS but Ive not been playing it much recently until two days ago

Didn't play fora couple weeks. Just completed Dragon Slayer.

Not much for a F2P to do

I just said fuck it and got membs after I finished the f2p quests

I am kind of Jewy with my money.

That is why on the Old Republic I am F2P only.

same but rs was nostalgia enough for me to spend it

then I just ended up liking ot

http://services.runescape.com/m=hiscore_oldschool/hiscorepersonal.ws

wait hmm

idk how to link a specific name so search Herr Void

Already have account. I am moving out of my home at the end of the month.

Saving all I can.

noice

@DeusVolt Who's a big boy?

Me.

I gove myself good boy points

That's right!

tfw spend all my goodboy points for two tendies recently

feels bad

k

Gentoo you followed link

Vet him