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@zakattack04 it doesn't make sense to get disappointed about Wisconsin. That seems winnable too

@Deleted User she's ahead by 5 points man...

Plus her incumbent advantage, plus democrats are going to over perform...

It's not looking good for a super important state like Wisconsin

she's ahead BECAUSE of her incumbent advantage

and the Wisconsin primaries haven't even happened yet

and we're 6 months away, not hard to close a 5 point gap

and you pulled "plus democrats are going to overperform" out of your ass

Ehat

Democrats have overperformed in every special election so far

Add that on top of that they're still energized

I didn't pull it out of my ass @Deleted User

"overperformed"

they have underperformed with respect to many of these polls

Overperformed in VA

Overperformed in AL

Underperformed in GA-06

Not sure on PA-18

Pretty sure Overperformed in AZ-08

@Deleted User

Look it's not terrible news the polls

It is pretty bad that the demographic we need most, isn't voting for us en mass

And that's irrefutable

lol there were polls with Tipirneni+1

"pretty sure overperformed in AZ-08"

there was a poll with Jones+10 in Alabama

it was merely Jones+1.5

Wrong the 10 point poll was one done by fox news

The majority had Moore with the advanatge

and the fact Tipireni was even with 10 points in the district shows democrats are over performing

The polls were pretty mixed

@Deleted User

Democrats overperformed

The polls aren't really relevent for judging whether democrats under/over perform

What is relevent is what the electioin results were previously

you see that JONES+10 poll

it's right there

I just told you

It was one poll done by Fox News online

Even if there is a Jones +10 poll, so what?

All he actually polls done by polling agencies

so what if it was done by Fox News

Who cares about the polls?

Where they mailed people

the point is....there is no guarantee that Democrats will OVERPERFORM relative to POLL RESULTS

Put Moore at an advanatge

which means that they are NOT GUARANTEED to win Wisconsin

True

But there is 95% chance they will overperform

Rebecca Dallet had a very strong victory in Wisconsin

Even if you take out Milwaukee and Madison from the election totals

She still won

>95% chance

ahahahahahahaha

Democrats have done better than polls in most races so far

@Deleted User Wisconsin SC was a sleeper election

@Deleted User sauce ?

Even so it shows that Democrats are now the majority of the hardcore electorate

it's May, not November

The people who will vote in even the tiniest elections (including ones like this)

Reminder that 2 days ago Rs overperformed in every district compared to Trump's margin

One by 45 points

"The people who will vote in even the tiniest elections (including ones like this)"

are not the same amount as the total number of people voting in a general election

All is within reach, never limit yourself

They are still the people who will 100% vote

And even in big elections (like Virginia's governors race)

we saw a poor turnout at best from Republican areas

Ok I did the maths on that earlier claim

because Gillespie was someone like you and zak and BM

Removing the vote from Milwaukee and Dane counties puts Dallet on 362,000 votes

And Screnock on 370,000

Grim numbers when you remember that Milwaukee and Dane counties do actually exist

new roles , thanks to @WildRooHuntingTutorials for suggesting

@Urban , @Suburban, @Rural

Suburban here

Suburban

Urban for me

Suburban

What if we did a district role @Deleted User

@🎃Boo-ton🎃 wait, by number ?

Yeah

or by each district ?

because I don't think we can add 435 new roles

Number

I’m back guys

Hi back guys, I'm Dad!

@Rhodesiaboo nice, are people you know IRL talking about the primaries

@Deleted User Not really

I’ve been gettin phone calls and mail

Suburban

wow

the way northern nj cuckscouts

divides their scout regions

would be a great way to divide bergen county and passaic county

http://www.nnjbsa.org/districts/1164

Spot on

Nuck Figgers

https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/pulse-survivor-says-he-no-longer-gay-has-found-christ-n870541

But being gay isn't a choice!

Numb Digger

So homies

May 8th is coming

http://fashthenation.com/2018/05/2018-ohio-senate-race-introduction/

https://youtu.be/qcgPyKt-ysY

If we arent already shilling this to convince Dems to #GoGreen then we got something wrong

@Rhodesiaboo What's so special about the 8th?

@R E P T I L E That is the Ohio Republican primaries for Senate and governor.

ah, I'm dumb

are we doing VC for it?

I guess

Given most of the server is betting on Mike Gibbons.

http://www.people-press.org/2018/05/03/trump-viewed-less-negatively-on-issues-but-most-americans-are-critical-of-his-conduct/

@Deleted User Suburban

@🎃Boo-ton🎃 You saw that new poll right>
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50% of Americans supporting government mandated jobs.

government givien and secured*

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@zakattack04 It's the end of America as we know it

@🎃Boo-ton🎃 Yep

That was my point.

it's overblown

We lose like half out platform.

What?

it's not a guaranteed vote

It's overblown?

Where's the evidence the poll is false?

not saying it's false, just that to say it's the end of america because of one poll is ridiculous

it's a pattern

This kind of stuff blows over, this is just a sort of new idea.

It hasn't gone through trial and error through the debate stage and all.

Hey FL anon

This guy is talking to me.

Anyways, we've got to focus on these elections coming up.

What's up?

About how everyone hates rick scott now

Because

He canned a train project?

is that true?

As you being someone from Flordia

I haven't heard anyone talk about trains, have no clue

Only thing I see about train projects is something from 2 years ago

The most recent approval rating I can find for Rick Scott has him at 55% Approve/33% Disapprove.

Fresh - Today at 3:12 PM
The federal government gave them... I think like half the money for it, but he decided it was too expensive and axed it
Which sucked
And then uses half a million dollars installing pumps in low lying flooding areas
Since uh... he doesnt believe in climate change or whatever

Can you link that

which one

I want to crush the hopes of this fag

His approval ratings

I have some from April, that's the most recent one, I'll give it to you

https://morningconsult.com/2018/04/12/americas-most-and-least-popular-governors/

He's a furry so you should be happy for me doing this

:)

Degenerates will degenerate

How do you change your nickname in this server

Oh nvn

@FLanon When were these polls done?

conducted from the start of january to the end of march according to the link

275k people, nationwide poll

Hey Guys

Can't we just all get along

based

Dang

275K that's a ton

lol

It's a nationwide poll yeah

Let's stop being racist

And just embrace the American Culture

Rick scott is more popular in a super intense and hard to win battleground state

than my goverenor is

here

changed it back, did the chad stuff for Ghawk Hill

But I had a change of heart

I will never go back

I think the gubernatorial elections are going to be good for us

When are they?

Guys, what would happen if a Red Wave happened?

Ew

Red Waves are gay

November 6 along with all the other midterm elections I think

Red Storms though

it's a Red Storm yes

becayse a Storm is more powerful than a wave @Rhodesiaboo !

I still think we're going to lose.

RED STORM

If that happened, in Congress, that'd allow for Trump to do pretty much whatever the fuck he wants

Would be really great though.

Oh man

Could you imagine!?

doing your mom

immigration lockdown

Yes

massive deporations

deregulation

Yeah never happen

no more entitlements

I know

you're right.

Good dreams

It won't

because the Democrat always wins

Because ur mom gay

Look at Hilary

She still hasn't gone to jail

And she broke like 12 federal laws.

#HillaryDidNothingWrong

HillGang

Hey, larger margins could be a wonder, we could overturn so much immigration legislation.

If we did well enough, maybe even overthrow some of the appellate courts.

But it won't happen

Under the circumstances, probably right

Yep

I've had a bit of a feeling of things getting better over the past few days

Republicans are trash

Nah

Both parties are ass

It's just a blimp Flanon

It's sad

It'll go back to getting worse just wait