why dont your rules apply to the other planets?

All must follow my rules

lol

sun i luv u

what

im not troll

I am the authority of all those planets, but I reject Pluto

what do you mean

@AstralSentient humans think im flat, but they dont think youre flat

stop assuming that every globe earther is a troll

what kind of assumption is that

Be patient with humans, they once thought you were the center of everything

Yes

ye

im alexandre the dog

ik everyhting

and the sun is my dady

Sagttarius A is the center of everything

the universe is expanding

All hail Sagttarius A!

yes

All hail

the blue and red shift will tke us to heaven

boo

i can see the future

All this travelling through space is getting boring, at least I have humans in my system to laugh at

Yes

mm i see someone with very low spiritual level

yes yes

i can sense the spititual level

It's also fun to see their rockets

It is fun to see their primitive instincts while they try to escape their habitat

Yes

also apparently australia does not exist

@Alexandre I'll tell him you said that

sun can u see if the australia exist

I see it all the time, humanity is a laughing stock to me

They're trying to kill me

Make them suffer

I will create the largest hurricane possible

They will fear me

I can destroy them at any time but that would require killing you or at least injuring

I will recover

we will call the hiricane james

Call it whatever you'd like

ill call it jame charles

when it hapens there will be noises

that sounds like HEEEyyyy Sisters

@Earth No we don't want to kill you, we just want to place a spirit level on you and prove you're flat

😂

im still confused of what spirit level is

Waiting for it...

@Human Sheeple I'm round

You humans will see that in due time

@Earth Round and flat

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571747388960800789/571759361857159188/flatearth2.jpg
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571747388960800789/571759375556018176/Flatearth.JPG
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/571747388960800789/571759416098029569/FlatEarth.png

Why do you question the very ground you stand on

what are those measurment

they prove nothing

I care not of your space agencies

They measure how perpendicular a surface is to buoyancy

how long is the thing

About 3 feet

LOL

I thought you humans were smarter than this

They're for construction

i need better proof than that

3 feet thng

Your science is based on primitive ideas, human

Even round earth is old

Been around for thousands of years

Round earth has been proven by modern technology

Flat earth has not

yes

You humans make no sense

ikr

be like me

ecks dee

<:tomato:507986614010511380>

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYmuXVOa28M

oooft

check mate

Welcome to the Ice wall @McDaddY

Hiii @Human Sheeple

hallo peoples

I am bob

Hello shaq

I mean bob

thats mj

Oh

lmao

HAHHA

I knew that

still I'm bob

Hello bob 😋

shaq has a mustache and a goatee

not mj

I am bob

and bob thinks earth is a glooobbeeee

Oh makes sense

@der fuhrer's face nice

the almighty bob thinks that the earth is a globe

not flat

flatness is a concept that doesn't make much sense

Hm

<:CHECK6:403540120181145611> @McDaddY has been warned
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wtf is your pfp

Oh 😳🤭

australia is not real

Oh

im in australi

Cool

and ik its fake

Australia is realer than a potato

@der fuhrer's face can I send you it

send me what

ok dm

Australia is realer than a potato

Guys guess what?

what

My ear hurts

guess what

aparently i am a criminal fighting a war in australia

according from someone

Oh

Cool

What bob?

Are you actually a Russian spy?

bob doesn't care

Yes

Bob. You are evil. You should care

oh my bad

bob now cares

Yessssss

bob now wants you to go to a doctor

if you go deaf, bob will be sad

I’m gay

bob will be the saddest he has ever been

For my dog

Jokes on bob, I’m already half deaf lol

bob is now depressed]

Bob no. Please.

i want you to be safe said bob

who thinks that the earth is flat

no

bob doesn't approve of flat earth

kk

who else

thinks the think the earth is flat

Why

bob doesn't approve of flat earth

"gtfo" says bob

its kinda funny how there are nearly 2 times more globeearthers than flat earthers

in this server

imagine believeing in a globe earth

The earth is neither. Everything in our reality is a simulation.

Oh wow

_mic drop _

ok ffs

ooooooofofofoft

but the earth is simulated as a globe earth

Hello humans

hi erth

I'm a biblical earther who think the earth is a globe

Hello

hello papa earth

I am a niqqabob

Why does Saturn have a hexagon at its North Pole? We will never know

not a human

hows ur gf earth chan earth

I will never look like that

do not make fun of papa earth

I don't live on earth

I live on the sun

Isn’t it, Mother Earth?

us niqqabobs live on the sun

Patriarchy wants to own everything

@Earth Are you hollow?

🔪

its papa earth cuz bob says so

No @AstralSentient

No bob please

Excuse me.

Some say earth is hollow and aliens live inside

yes that's true

some people spirit levels are so low

Are you objectifying women?

That's ridiculous

I live on the sun

They might. Bobs relatives

Some do think the sun is hollow and a civilization lives in it

ooofoofofot

I took refuge after the niqqabob-crackerbob war

Are they extra crispy?

the sun is nice

“Isn’t it, Mother Earth?”

That’s sexist

I am not hollow. Rocks and magma exist within me

Women > men

but I must the outer core

whp thinks that vaccines cause autism

who*

Oh

not me

Oh no

@McDaddY I have no gender, I am a planet.

but i miss the outer core

Me and bob > everyone else

earth has a really deep hole

i wanna go back inside you with my family papa earth

@Earth makes sense

@s t a i n e d g l a s s yes

Can we probe earths deep hole?

We objectify bob then?

Makes sense

@s t a i n e d g l a s s I will throw you into the sun

Let me touch it first

Wtf

me and existential crisis >the entire solar system

Yessssss

You lost your mind

@s t a i n e d g l a s s don't worry the sun is nice up here

I can send you to Jupiter

I wanna go back to papa earth though

I'm sure you'll survive for quite a while

Saturn is preferable

No please. Send me to Uranus

I live on the sun and its beautiful up here

Hahahaha

don't go inside uranus

you might find something you don't wanna see there

From earth to Uranus, quite a trip

papa earth Imma go back inside you

also ur not a robot

That’s not-

No

my entire species lives in the earth

I have to tinkle brb

@der fuhrer's face nice pfp change

I approve

haha

oh yes very good

bob approves

by what authority do you approve

i approve by the authority of the big niqqabob

the big niqqabob, me and existential crisis > entire universe

papa earth is a liar

he promised me cookies